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TriforceBun
07-24-2006, 01:20 PM
Okay, due to a suggestion in a recent thread of mine, I've decided to make this into a game.
It's simple--I'll start by listing two secondary Simpsons characters (no Simpsons family members please, except maybe Grampa, Herb, etc), and the next person writes a brief synopsis (a couple sentences to a paragraph) of that ficticious episode's plotline.
So for instance, if I said "Agnes + Burns," the next person could come up with "When Burns runs into Agnes in the park, he's impressed by her bitter, nasty personality so much that he hires her as his secretary. But when Agnes wins over the workers and has her sights set on control of the plant, it becomes a battle of intimidation between Burns and Mrs. Skinner."
And then of course, that person will list two more characters, etc.
I'll start:
Selma + Moe
The mayor of Albuquerque
07-24-2006, 02:03 PM
Feeling desperate (again) Selma follows Homer to Moe's hoping to meet one of his drinking buddies (again). As Barney is the only one there, she turns to leave. When Moe sees her turn, he is reminded of a girl he knew in college. He chases after her and they meet in the street. A few questions soon establish that she did, in fact, go to Swigmore U. at the same time as Moe. She, however, has given up on the boozing. He begs and begs for a date. She gives in. The date goes well, but then Moe professes his long time admiration for Homer, and his lust for Marge slips out. Selma leaves him in the street, as Moe mutters to himself.
edit: Next up: Edna and Jasper
TriforceBun
07-24-2006, 05:56 PM
When Skinner takes Springfield Elementary on another low-budget field trip, the latest point of interest is Springfield Retirement Castle. Once there, Edna recognizes Jasper as her late father's best friend. As they chat it up, they realize they have something in common--a dislike for young 'uns. Jasper decides to take up a job as Ms. K's aid in class, threatening any misbehavin' with "a paddlin'," and the stricter discipline adds a missing fire to Edna's teaching. Soon, Springfield Elementary is more orderly and rigid than ever, and it's up to Bart to return things to normal.
Wiggum + Nelson
Adamm R)))
07-25-2006, 01:28 AM
After another prank by Nelson, he is arrested by Wiggum. When Wiggum takes Nelson, back to his parents, he sees how bad Nelson's house looks and decides that it isn't fit for children to be living in. He takes Nelson to the social services, but no one will offer to take Nelson as he has a bad reputation all around town, so Wiggum decides to take Nelson into his own care. At home with the Wiggums, Nelson's antics are enjoyed by Wiggum, who finds them hilarious. As Nelson's pranks get more extreme, he enjoys them even more. Now he knows how fun pranks are, he quits the police and vanishes from the public eye, becoming a criminal and a crime spree begins. Nelson finds this funny, until his bike is stolen and he decides that since he knows Wiggum the best now, it is up to him to set a trap to capture Wiggum and end his crime spree.
Apu and Smithers
garret
07-25-2006, 02:03 AM
Apu and Smithers are befriended by a renegade cop from the future named Joe Kickass who needs to save the universe from a giant squid named Larry before he imploded the planet earth is now on. Joe takes Apu and Smithers back to the future with him, because he needs a gay guy and an Indian 'cause the squid is afraid of gays and the Indians... the rest of it just plays out like a bad action movie.
Flanders and Frink
Flanders is expressing his unwanted, tired views on science when Professor Frink appears and makes him un-religious with the use of his new invention. The town winds up falling apart without Flanders' intrusion.
Burns and Nelson
Nameless
07-25-2006, 04:22 AM
Burns hires Nelson as his new bodyguard after he sees him bullying some children outside school and fires Smithers in order to have enough money to pay Nelson's wages. Nelson soon takes over the plant, and Homer decides to team up with Burns to use a zany plot device to return things to normal. However, World War III breaks out before they can do this thanks to Nelson discovering Burns' nuclear missile stockpile, but a temporal nuclear hyperlink in the plant's reactor core enables Burns and Homer to turn back the clock three months and stop Burns from ever hiring Nelson. Things return to normal.
Martin & Miss Hoover
Ms Krabappel has to go to hospital for surgery, so Miss Hoover is promoted to teach the 4th grade. Martin never realized before how much he was attracted to Miss Hoover, and he suddenly becomes fantasized with her (much similar to Lisa and Mr Bergstrom). However, Martin realizes there is no way he would be accepted socially if his classmates were to find out, so he admits his love to Miss Hoover, and tells her he hopes she will try to keep his love under control, but she tells him Ms Krabappel will soon be back, and once she goes back to the 2nd grade, Martin realizes how stupid he had been.
Lindsey Naegle and Frank Nelson-type (the Yessss guy)
Lindsey Naegle and The Yes Guy begin an affair with each other. Lindsey begins to question her beauty when The Yes Guy doesn't yell his trademark "yesss" during sex, and decides to get plastic surgery. However, she dies during the procedure.
Lenny and that guy with the giant hand
Nameless
07-25-2006, 04:58 AM
The giant hand guy begins mauling people who insult him. When Carl is the latest to die, Lenny takes on the giant hand guy in a one-on-one hand-to-hand combat. Lenny's neck is snapped, and the giant hand guy takes over Springfield. However, he is quickly corrupted by his power and Homer deflates his hand with a pin. The hand was the source of his power, so he collapses into a gooey puddle. Life returns to normal.
Comic Book Guy and Roger Myers III
Adamm R)))
07-25-2006, 05:00 AM
EDIT: Shit, Nameless got there first, here was my story about Lenny and the big hand guy:
The plant softball team is on it's best ever run and it's all thanks to the star catcher Lenny. However, as the final game is only a week away, the guy with giant hand returns from a holiday and is immedeatly put in place of Lenny on the team. Distraught, Lenny starts a fight with the big hand guy. The guy with the big hand punches Lenny, damaging his hand, leaving him unable to play. Lenny is put back in the position and during the game, he has to catch this one ball for the plant to win the game. He misses and the whole plant hates him.
I'll do one about Comic Book Guy and Roger Myers III too then:
Comic Book Guy points out that Roger Myers III isn't a character in the show yet and proclaims it the worst episode ever.
The guy that says: "The finger thing means taxes" and Milhouse
Nameless
07-25-2006, 05:31 AM
The guy that says 'the finger thing means taxes' invades Milhouse's home and kidnaps Milhouse in order to teach him the fine art of saying 'the finger thing means takes'. Nobody cares.
Animated version of Doctor Who from THOHX and the Very Tall Man
The Animated version of Doctor Who from THOHX kidnaps the Very Tall Man and takes him for a ride in the TARDIS. However, a crash landing results in the Animated version of Doctor Who from THOHX regenerating and the Very Tall Man dying from a broken back. The Animated version of Doctor Who from THOHX laughs it off, and continues his morbid adventures.
Hank Hill from "Bart Star" and Homer
Nameless
07-25-2006, 06:12 AM
Hank Hill chases after Homer for being part of a breach in the rules of the thread.
The increasing insanity of this thread and the fortuneteller from 'Lisa's Wedding'
D DEBBS
07-25-2006, 10:40 AM
The NHC members of Noiseland Arcade thought it would be fun to visit a fortune teller, so they went to a Renaissance fair in hopes of finding one.
Sure enough, they came arcross a practicing gypsy who held her services inside a tent.
Your truly-SBBED .D-was the first to approach her: "Madame, these past couple of months have been Hades for me: my younger brother now resides in a psychiaric care center and my father has now left the home, but he intimidates me to the point that I'm afraid to answer my phone and I lock the entire house up so I won't confront him.
My father has made paranoid as well as suffer from anxiety and I sometimes feel like I about to have crying binges.
When will my luck change? I wish you have something nice happen to me.
The gypsy stared at her crystal ball: "Aha! I do see something positive happen in your future!"
SBBED .D emotions lifted and for a long while, she smiled. "WHAT?"
"The luck you wish to have will come the moment you enter your bedroom door."
With that remark, SBBED .D raced home.
She entered her room and the luck she found was...
Tyrant T. Tabby with a four-leaf clover in his mouth.
NEXT: Cletus & his 'woman', Brandine
Brandine is upset to learn that her latest baby is retarded because Cletus is actually her brother. She is sent into a state of depression and she eventually decides to re-evaluate her life. Brandine winds up locking all her kids in the car and driving them into the lake. She cries her eyes out as she hears them screaming for help before drowning, but realises that it is time she moved on. Brandine heads to a nightclub for the beginning of a new chapter in her life, where she is confronted by Cletus who assures her that incest is perfectly okay for hillbillies. They then return home, with their arms around each other, ready to replace all their dead kids.
Gerald the Baby with the One Eyebrow & Principal Skinner
TriforceBun
07-25-2006, 12:42 PM
Principal Skinner learns that all of Bart's issues are from neglect because the youngest Simpson kid gets all the attention. So he decides to team up with Gerald the Baby with the One Eyebrow to get rid of Maggie once and for all. His plan backfires, though, when Gerald the Baby with the One Eyebrow falls in love with Marge. Homer gets jealous and kicked out of the house, while Gerald the Baby with the One Eyebrow uses his eyebrow as a gun to shoot Moe. The episode wraps up with Principal Skinner shaking eyebrows with Gerald the Baby With the One Eyebrow.
The "Just stamp the ticket" guy + Sarcastic clerk
Nameless
07-25-2006, 12:47 PM
The sarcastic clerk's new store is ridiculously overpriced and has lousy security. When nobody in Springfield has the power to stop the clerk, the "just stamp the ticket" guy is called in in order to trick the clerk into stamping his hand and getting it stuck to the table. The clerk activates his doomsday device, but Matt Groening stops the episode before it can be produced due to its horrendous lousiness.
Background Guy from Marge's Nightclub Act in 'Behind the Laughter' and Janey
Good Moleman To Robert
07-25-2006, 01:03 PM
Background Guy from Marge's Nightclub Act in 'Behind the Laughter' kidnaps Janey from Lisa's birthday party and takes her to his house. Bart and Lisa team up to save her, but when they find her, they realize that Janey has become atatched to her kidnapper. Bart and Lisa hire Willie to deprogram her, but afterwards, Janey gets mad at Lisa and vows to never be Lisa's friend again.
Lewis and Wendel
Lewis and Wendell are tired of people getting them mixed up, and decide to get makeovers. However, Lewis ends up looking like a woman whom Wendell falls in love with. The episode ends with them getting married. On their honeymoon, they are beaten to death by homophobic vacationers.
Mona Simpson (Homer's mother) & Mrs. Krabappel
tarflyonthewall
07-25-2006, 05:34 PM
Mona comes back to town and, after Bart mistakenly draws a ghost instead of a self-portrait during his art class, tries to talk to Krabappel into seeing it as Bart expressing himself as a free spirit.
(other side now)
Marge's Mom and Miss Hoover
garret
07-25-2006, 09:57 PM
Marge's Mom has to baby sit Lisa one day, when she goes to the school to get her, she finds out Lisa has disappeared, her and Miss Hover must track her down. They get a tip from a drunk Chief Wiggum that he saw her at the old mill. They go there and are told by the senile owner of the mill that Lisa went to the Power Plant. They arrive and are told by Lenny that she went to Shelbyville with a cult called 'Bob'. Hoover and Jacqueline encounter the Bob members who tell her they have seen no little girl. Hoover and Grandma Bouvier they realizes the people they asked aren't all that credible. They return to the school to find that Lisa had been up late studying the night before and had fallen to sleep in the classroom's coat closet. Grandma takes Lisa home, and puts her to bed.
Snake and Milhouse
Milhouse is sent to learn about prison life after being blamed for something Bart did. He meets Snake, who shows him the way of prison and Milhouse hates every minute of it. The episode ends with Snake and his prison pals beating Milhouse to a bloody death.
Sideshow Bob & Groundskeeper Willie
Nameless
07-26-2006, 08:49 AM
Sideshow Bob moves into Springfield and sets up a Leaf-Eating Competition. He tricks Bart into entering and teams up with Groundskeeper Willie to poison Bart's leaves.
Manjula & Helen Lovejoy
Manjula tries marijuana, amused by the fact that it is a similiar word to her name. Helen Lovejoy tries to help Manjula overcome her addiction when she murders her eight kids and serves Apu with divorce papers. When therapy fails to work, Helen instead decides to beat the addiction out of Manjula, but in the heat of the moment they wind up sleeping with each other. The episode ends with Manjula and Helen getting high as they walk down the aisle, ready to spend the rest of their lives together.
Kent Brockman & Todd Flanders
Nameless
07-26-2006, 09:40 AM
Maude Flanders reappears, as it turns out that her death was all a fake-out. She divorces Ned and marries Kent Brockman. Todd decides to live with his mother whilst Rod stays with Ned. Todd starts doing a kid's section of the news until Kent tries to shut it down.
The Barflies & N*SYNC
The Barflies and N*SYNC face off in a singing competition. The Barflies win so N*SYNC decide to get revenge, dance style! Note: Justin Timberlake does not appear in this episode.
Moe & Booberella
Good Moleman To Robert
07-26-2006, 10:23 AM
Moe desperate to find some sort of companionship signs up for a blind dating service. He is paired up with Booberella and they instantly hit it off. Booberella finds Moe's uncomfortable demeneur attractive and Moe likes Booberella's figure. Once Moe realizes that Booberella is on TV though, he gets jelouse and tries to get her show cancelled. Booberella finds out and leaves him.
Agnes and Ruth Powers
D DEBBS
07-26-2006, 10:46 AM
Agnes decided she's fed up being a so-called 'weak, vunerable old woman' & joins a fitness gym run by Ruth Powers.
Ruth becomes Agnes' personal trainer.
After months of pumping iron...not to mention anabolic steroids bought from the Springfield Isotopes, Agnes gains muscle.
During this time, Seymour, needing to fill in time away from his mother, starts to rekindle his romance with Edna. They meet at their old place: the school's
janitorial closet.
Agnes returns home and discovers Seymour gone.
Perhaps it was the steroid that made her enraged: "SEYMOUR!" Agnes shrieked.
Using her instincts and intuition, Agnes went to Springfield Elementary.
She rips open the door to Seymour's office, but does not find him.
Suddenly, Agnes hears the sound of two people in passion.
Recognizing one of the voices as her son's, Agnes, in an Incredible Hulk-like
mode, tears the walls of Seymour's office, and pounds on the door of the janitor's closet.
The closet walls start to cave in. Seymour and Edna panic.
Willie witnesses Agnes' fury, and, with an tranquilizer gun, hits Agnes in her rear.
As if she were in a werewolf movie, Agnes is restored to her former frail glory.
Edna and Seymour celebrate...in the closet.
NEXT: Uter and Nelson
Uter is planning on returning to Germany but Nelson rips up his ticket for no apparent reason. Uter is upset, because he won't be able to go back to his home country for another year. So he decides it is time that he killed Nelson, and begins with going on a diet. Uter ends up being severely underweight and dies from lack of food. Nelson, the only one in attendance at his funeral, points at the coffin and does his trademark laugh. Later that night however, a large hole has appeared on Uter's grave... and the coffin is empty...
THE END?
Sideshow Mel & Dr. Hibbert
Sniper Squirrel
07-26-2006, 11:32 AM
Sideshow Mel goes to Dr. Hibbert's office because of his extreme flatulence problem, Hibert tells him "get the fuck away from me stinky, ha ha ha"
Flanders and CBG
Good Moleman To Robert
07-26-2006, 11:52 AM
Looking for the religious comic "John the Baptist", Ned walsk into Comic Book Guy's store only to find it is filled with Blasphemous materials. Ned orders Comic Book Guy to stop selling such corrupting comic books, but he refeuses in his sarcastic way. Ned leaves enfuriated and organizes a rally against comic books. Realizing that there was no way for his store to survive, Comic Book Guy agrees to stock "John the Baptist."
Ms. Hoover and Edna
When Ms. Hoover and Edna Krabappel both die in a car crash, the school falls apart without them around to keep some sanity. All the students are forced to become one class and Lisa agrees to be their teacher. When the students' bad behavior results in Lisa breaking both of her legs, she tries to bring Ms. Hoover and Edna Krabappel back from the dead, with horrific results.
"Xena" and Professor Frink
TriforceBun
07-26-2006, 01:01 PM
After another botched cannon attempt on Krusty's show, Sideshow Mel is treated by Dr. Hibbert. In Hibbert's office, the two recognize each other as best pals from med school, but Mel had dropped out when Krusty gave him an offer in show-business. Feeling unappreciated, Mel quits the Sideshow business and finishes his med school degree. A highly successful doctor, Mel earns the riches and respect he's always dreamed of, but when Martin gets a ruptured spleen, Mel sets out--with Krusty's help--to prove that laughter truly is the best medicine.
EDIT: Whoops, I was way too late. Anyway, Professor Frink meets "Xena" at the Springfield Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con, and falls madly in love with her, so he invents a device that attracts dark-haired actresses whose names begin with "L". It ends up backfiring, though, when it works on everyone BUT "Xena". Now every bachelorette in Springfield is after Frink's hawt body.
Sideshow Bob + Mr. Burns
Sideshow Bob and Mr. Burns team up to kill Bart Simpson. Despite not having a grudge against him, Mr. Burns just wants to murder someone. However, when the time comes they wind up fighting over the best way to do it and Bart manages to escape. Bart has run out onto the road, and ends up being hit by a car. Sideshow Bob and Mr. Burns are happy that Bart is dead but still have the desire to kill someone themselves. The episode ends with them beating a little girl to death with a shovel. Mr. Burns declares that her smashed up corpse is "excellent", while Sideshow Bob does his trademark evil laugh.
Dr. Marvin Monroe & Janey
Good Moleman To Robert
07-26-2006, 01:58 PM
Why do they always die in yours:-/
After being acedemically beaten by Lisa once again, Janey goes to see Dr. Marvin Monroe to help deal with her lack of self esteem. Dr. Marvin Monroe decides to use Janey in a study and plants a small camera on her to see what she sees. After a week, Monroe concludes it isn't Lisa being smarter than Janey that is giving her low self-esteem, but rather the fact that Janey sits beside Ralph.
Carl and Eddie
I don't know. Nobody will die in this one, I promise.
Carl decides to join the police force, and Eddie shows him the ropes. When Lenny gets into a hostage situation, Carl is forced to choose between what's best for his friend or what's best for the other hostages. Things grow increasingly difficult when one of the hostages gets shot in the arm and needs urgent medical attention. Carl begins to hate being a police officer and decides to leave the important decision to his superiors. However, Chief Wiggum refuses to accept his resignation and sends him into the bank where Lenny is being held hostage. Several guns are fired but luckily nobody dies. Carl eventually quits the police force and is dismayed to learn after the whole ordeal that he was only hired to fulfill the requirement of one black employee. He watches the tape of his training and realises that he was awful throughout, and the episode wraps up with everyone bursting into laughter.
Kang & Sea Captain McAllister
Sniper Squirrel
07-26-2006, 10:12 PM
The Sea captain mistakes Kang for a giant squid and as he reaches for his harpoon, Kang disintigrates it with a ray gun and then gives the captain an anal probe
Lionel Hutz and Kent Brockman
Kent Brockman and Lionel Hutz get trapped in a silent movie, which excuses Lionel Hutz's lack of a voice. Through text Lionel Hutz tries to help Kent Brockman deal with a lawsuit, after he revealed Krusty's secret homosexuality on the air.
Cecil Terwilliger & the "Monkey Researcher" in Simpson Safari
Sniper Squirrel
07-27-2006, 09:34 AM
Cecil romances and then kills the researcher, steals her diamonds, and then brainwashes the monkey to become an army of killer monkeys and he soon takes control of most of Africa
Nelson and Selma
D DEBBS
07-27-2006, 11:26 AM
Nelson, in his usual sneak manner, stole Selma's smokes, but sister Patty caught him.
As punishment for sneakin' and stealin', Nelson was FORCED to give Patty and Selma foot rubs...and watch a Mac Gyver
marathon.
NEXT: The "Yeeeeeees" Sales Clerk and The Rich Texan
The Yes Guy and The Rich Texan are infuriated that they don't have real names, and decide to steal them from Springfieldians. However, they find that every name they take doesn't suit them and they eventually join a cult called The Nameless. Hilarity ensues when they discover that the cult is about to commit mass suicide!
Bumblebee Man and Ron Howard
Sniper Squirrel
07-27-2006, 12:38 PM
Ron Howard admits how big of a fan he is of Bumblebee Man's show and offers to produce a sophisticated sitcom about Bumblebee Man and his wealthy family called "Arresto del Devolepmintidad"
Cletus and Edna
Good Moleman To Robert
07-28-2006, 06:36 AM
After Child Services takes Cletus' kids away, he is forced to return to school, and is placed in Mrs. Krabapple's class. Cletus just can't pass, so he trys to ask Mrs. Krabapple for help, but she misreads him and thinks he is trying to seduce her. Skinner sees this and transfer's Cletus to a new school, leaving Edna alone and lonely.
Rev. Lovejoy and Barney
Reverend Lovejoy tries to help Barney become sober again but Barney winds up setting fire to the church - with Lovejoy inside. The following morning, Lovejoy's burnt corpse is found and Helen is distraught. Barney tries to make amends by giving up alcohol for good. Reverend Lovejoy comes back as a ghost to make sure. Barney, who is afraid of ghostly spirits, formulates a Ghostbusters-style gang with Homer. Hilarity ensues!
Marvin Monroe & Dr. Nick
Sniper Squirrel
07-28-2006, 09:07 AM
Marvin Monroe goes to Dr. Nick's office to cure his laryngitis that caused his raspy voice, Nick screws up the procedure and Dr. Monroe winds up sounding like Mr. Hankey, Dr. Monroe then kills himself
Lionel Hutz and Agnes Skinner
Nameless
07-28-2006, 09:11 AM
Agnes Skinner sues Lionel Hutz, who for some reason is unable to defend himself due to laryingitis.
Bartman and "God Bless That Man" woman from Brush with Greatness
Reverend Lovejoy
07-28-2006, 09:33 AM
When Bartman saves Springfield from a radiation leak, the 'God bless that man' woman (hereafter known as GBTM) begins to start wondering who he might be, in hope of electing a statue of him. Cue a whole heap of escape plans that don't work, but will GBTM finally discover who Bartman really is? :confused:
Helen Lovejoy and the Crazy Cat Lady.
The crazy cat lady creates an army of cats to take over Springfield. Helen Lovejoy becomes a superhero in an effort to stop the crazy cat lady. However, she winds up getting sucked into a jet engine when her cape malfunctions. The crazy cat lady succeeds with her plans and one-thousand years later, everyone in Springfield is a cat.
Krusty & Troy McClure
D DEBBS
07-28-2006, 10:40 AM
Hollywood was casting for roles in the latest Mc Bain movie: one, in paticular, was for an evil clown who attacks his victims with poison pies and sulfuric seltzer water.
When Krusty T. Klown read about this in the lastest issue of Springfield Variety, he proclaimed: "It's the role I was born to play!"
Unfortunately, someone else thought the same thing, too: while at Sea World
for the umpteeth time 'visiting' his 'very personal aqautic friends', Troy Mc Clure also heard about the role: he was...'riding'...so to speak...on a dolphin, who told him about the news in Flipper-esque dolphin speak.
At Hollywood, both Krusty and Troy arrived and were shocked that both of them would even consider acting in the role.
Krusty said defensively: "The paper said CLOWN...do you LOOK
like a CLOWN?
Troy: "According to my agent and the roles he gives me....yes.
The casting director arrived and handed Krusty and Troy scripts. Both of them
recited their lines.
Weeks later, Hollywood called. Krusty immediately raced for the telephone.
He spoke into the receiver and was aghast.
Troy also received a phone call from Hollywood...his reaction was the same.
A year later, the latest Mc Bain movie was released: the role of the evil clown went to...Rainier Wolfcastle himself.
WOLFCASTLE: I get two checks this way!
NEXT: Luanne Van Houten and Selma Bouvier
Luanne Van Houten and Selma Bouvier get killed by a car bomb.
Sheri & Superintendent Chalmers
Billy
07-28-2006, 11:18 AM
After Sheri gets hit by a falling basketball stand, she develops a massive crush on Superindendent Chalmers, and follows him around everywhere. ("SKINNER! WHY am I being followed by a fourth grader?") Terri enlists the rest of her class's help in snapping her out of it, although unluckily for Sheri, this involves getting hit with another basketball stand.
Mr Largo and the Capital City Goofball.
Capital City Goofball wants to learn how to play an instrument so he turns to the music teacher Mr. Largo for help. However, due to his excessive costume the Goofball isn't able to use any instrument and he winds up commiting suicide.
Janey and Milhouse
Sniper Squirrel
07-29-2006, 01:36 PM
Milhouse asks Janey out to make Lisa jealous, however Janey has a secret crush on Milhouse and she takes him to a secret rape celler
Mrs. Glick and Sideshow Mel
Mrs. Glick and Sideshow Mel meet each other at a speed date service and they wind up sleeping together on the very same night. However, chaos ensues when Mrs. Glick gets Sideshow Mel's horn stuck up her rectum. They have some explaining to do in the emergency room!
Ralph Wiggum and Hank Scorpio
Cow Milk?
07-29-2006, 03:52 PM
Hank Scorpio is having trouble thinking up his next evil plot. He feels that he is thinking to big and smart. He goes on a search to find a stupid assistant, and finds ralph.
Moleman and Kearny
Kearny beats Hans Moleman to a bloody demise.
Jimbo Jones and Jason Bateman ("Home Away from Homer")
Nameless
07-31-2006, 06:27 AM
Jimbo Jones wins a guest spot on Jason Bateman's new show after winning a school contest. When he starts to upstage Bateman, though, Jason enlists Bart and Homer's help in kicking Jimbo off the set. Meanwhile, Marge and Lisa stay at home and make toilet roll holders.
The Springfield Librarian & The Guy Who Looks Like Krusty Who Kicks Bart And Lisa Off The Snooker Table In 'Dead Putting Society'
Cow Milk?
07-31-2006, 07:05 AM
Springfield Librarian and The Guy Who Looks Like Krusty Who Kicks Bart And Lisa Off The Snooker Table In 'Dead Putting Society' realize that they are both miserable, and run away to get married in the series' least watched episode ever!
Tabitha Vixx and Professor Frink
Professor Frink creates his own date rape drugs and tries them out on Tabitha Vixx. Hilarity ensues!
Mayor Quimby and Radioactive Man
D DEBBS
07-31-2006, 02:30 PM
Making sure nothing happens this time around and learning his lesson, Mayor Quimby placed a bid on having Hollywood come out to film the latest 'Radioactive Man' movie.
"I WON'T have the town gouge them this time!" His Honor proclaimed.
But Hollywood remembered: they answered the mayor by sending him a letter
stating that in no way, shape or form were they going to arrive in Springfield
to film their movie.
To make sure Mayor Quimby gets their message, Hollywood 'gouged' him: they failed to put a stamp on the letter!
NEXT: The Crazy Cat Lady and Santa's Little Helper
Santa's Little Helper becomes a prisoner at the Crazy Cat Lady's house when she thinks that he is a cat. In order to escape, he must act like a dog as much as possible but she fails to get the message. The episode ends with Santa's Little Helper finally escaping after tearing her body apart.
Snowball II and Principal Skinner
Sniper Squirrel
07-31-2006, 09:30 PM
Snowball II and Skinner know each other's dark secret's that they are living false lives, so they both fight to the death, however Frink finds their mangled bodies and fuses them together to make an unholy Cat-Man
Leonard Nimoy and Brandine
Leonard Nimoy abducts Brandine to play sexual games with her in his spaceship (or, mini-van). Cletus finds out and decides to battle Leonard Nimoy with some Lightsabers he bought from the Kwik-E-Mart. Leonard is outraged because Cletus failed to understand the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek. In a bloody battle, Leonard Nimoy ends up losing his head so Professor Frink, a huge fan, sends him to the future. There Leonard meets Fry and Bender as they try to escape their careers. Back in the past, Brandine and Cletus have an emotional re-union and they set off in the sunset, ready to make more babies, incest style.
Blinky the Three-Eyed Fish and Grampa
Nameless
07-31-2006, 11:00 PM
Blinky comes back from the dead and haunts Grampa. Grampa complains of the smell of fish in the retirement castle. Hilarity ensues.
Mr. Glascock & George Meyer
Mr. Glascock decides to get his name changed to end the stupid joke once and for all. However, due to a crazy new law enforced by Mayor Quimby it ends up as Mr. Sukkcock. Meanwhile, a completely unrelated subplot sees George Meyer discovering that he is HIV positive.
Itchy & The Happy Little Elves
Nameless
08-02-2006, 01:06 AM
Roger Myers Sr. commissions a Christmas cross-over between Itchy and Scratchy and the Happy Little Elves. When it is a massive failure, he decides to hire Bart to write a New Year's Special.
Bart Simpson's Inanimate Skateboard & Otto
When Otto decides to purchase a skateboard, he is dismayed to learn that they have all sold out in Springfield. Instead of driving over to the next town, Otto steals Bart's skateboard, and beats him to death with it to make sure that he doesn't tell anyone. When the skateboard starts to talk and torment Otto, the guilt of murdering Bart eats him up on the inside - literally. The episode ends with Otto doubling over in pain as his stomach explodes.
Agnes Skinner and Dr. Nick
Nameless
08-02-2006, 02:40 AM
Agnes Skinner gets plastic surgery from Dr. Nick. She dies during the operation.
Kodos & Sarcastic Clerk
Sniper Squirrel
08-02-2006, 09:34 AM
Kodos abducts the sarcastic clerk, who keeps making sarcastic comments during his anal probing
Brad Goodman and Mayor Quimby
D DEBBS
08-02-2006, 09:54 AM
Feeling that the city of Springfield is emotionally depleted, Mayor Quimby invites Brad Goodman for another 'feel good rainbow' seminar-minus Bart, who
caused the fair city to going into chaos.
"This town needs to NOT 'be like the boy!", the mayor declared. What this town needs is to be like someone who is worthy of being a role model...but WHO?"
He had his 'people' drive around town. After many hours of burning ga$ that the Springfieldians paid through their taxe$, the mayor's people came back into his office for their report:
"NO ONE?" The mayor was aghast? What about that religious guy...the one with the moustache?"
One of the mayor's 'people' answered: "he 'did it' with that actress...and they weren't even married."
The mayor now remembered: "And I'm JEALOUS" If there's an actress who needs someone to 'bang', I am that someone to 'BANG! I know lots of grassy knolls and and empty dispensaries to 'do it' in!
But the problem of who should be a good role model for the 'feel good rainbow' was left unanswered, and time was getting near.
The big day of the 'feel good rainbow' finally arrived...the Springfieldian who people can choose to be like was none other than...the Screamapillar.
"We all hafta let out a little steam once in a while", the mayor explained. "Screaming releases a lot of pent-up frustrations!"
And all the mayor's 'frustrations' are...in his pants.
NEXT: Cookie Kwan and the Comic Book Guy
Sniper Squirrel
08-02-2006, 12:36 PM
CBG asks Cookie out, naturally she decides not to, until she realizes his shop is on the west side, she then goes on a date and agrees to sleep with him if she gives him the deed to the Android's Dungeon. The next day, she sells the shop to the Rich Texan, who specializes in selling memorabilia from the Dukes of Hazard, Hee Haw, and Walker Texas Ranger, CBG then gets a job as manager of the store, but commits suicide rather then deal with the store's newfound redneck clientelle
Professor Lombardo and Mr. Largo
TriforceBun
08-02-2006, 02:02 PM
Frustrated with Lisa's constant jazz in band, Mr. Largo decides to quit music and take up painting in Professor Lombardo's class. When Largo realizes Lombardo's voice is almost as high-pitched and nasally as his own, the two band together to make their own vocal album. While the people of Springfield cover their ears in pain, Largo's love for music is rekindled.
The Guy With the Big Nose in Trash of the Titans That Says "I'll Say!" + Baron Von Kissalot
The Guy With the Big Nose in Trash of the Titans releases an album, with a song called "I'll Say". When only three copies sell, he decides to commit suicide. In a wacky subplot, Baron Von Kissalot is dismayed to learn that everybody thinks he is a virgin, and goes overboard in an attempt to prove them wrong. Hilarity ensues in both plots.
Bender (from "Future-Drama") and The Collector
Sniper Squirrel
08-03-2006, 10:01 AM
The collector creates an "nimated dimensional riftizer" a machine that brings cartoon characters alive, so he can claim his favorite character from his favorite cartoon, "up yours fatass" Bender says to the collector before killing him and wreaking havoc in downtown Springfield
Sideshow Raheem and Joe Friday
TriforceBun
08-03-2006, 08:19 PM
Since he looked for Mona Simpson earlier, Joe Friday returns to Springfield to help Sideshow Raheem find his own mother. Due to a wacky subplot involving Homer looking for President Taft's gold, it turns out that Joe Friday IS Sideshow Raheem's mother, but Raheem ends up beating Joe up anyway, because he's an angry, angry young man.
Sideshow Mel + Sideshow Bob
Sideshow Mel and Sideshow Bob compete for a position on Krusty's show, in a fight to the death. Who will win? It turns out that neither of them do, instead they both die.
R.E.M. (from Homer the Moe) and Sideshow Luke Perry
Nameless
08-28-2006, 03:11 AM
Sideshow Luke Perry makes his own television show and hires R.E.M. to play on it.
Gil & Principal Upfoot From 'Girls Just Want To Have Sums'
Feeling unappreciated by Springfield, Gil kidnaps Principal Upfoot and forces her to praise him, be won over by pretend sales, and above all be nice to him. The police mistake this arrangement for prostitution and arrest Upfoot; she is subsequently sentenced to death by Judge Harm. Gil decides to come clean and confess everything so that Upfoot will be spared, but is repeatedly shot to death before he can say anything.
Duffman & Professor Frink
Inamon
01-06-2008, 12:10 PM
Duffman accidently falls into a hole and stays there for five days, when the entire population of drinkers start to get worried. Meanwhile, Professor Frink gets addicted to drinking and also starts to worry, so he builds a device that can save him. However, the crane is broken, and the story ends with Duffman dancing to 30s ballads.
Snowball II & Judge Harm
Judge Harm outlaws cats in Springfield, forcing Snowball II and the other feline residents to take refuge on the border between Springfield and Shelbyville. Just as they are about to give up, the Crazy Cat Lady appears and convinces them to take legal action against Springfield. In court, the Crazy Cat Lady has to think back to her lawyer days. When it is apparent that the case can't be won, Snowball II and the other cats viciously attack Judge Harm, killing her, which somehow removes all the laws she passed.
Corporal Punishment & Weird Simpson look-alikes from the movie
Sniper Squirrel
01-06-2008, 08:06 PM
The simpson look-alikes break free from prison and hideout in Krusty's studio, they are then spotted by corporal punishment, who happens to be an actual corporal, he then calls the police and the simpson look-alikes are taken back to jail and sentenced to death
Handsome Pete and Assistant Superintendent Leopold
Assistant Superintendent Leopold is commited to an insane asylum after furiously beating a little girl to death. As part of his community service, Handsome Pete must perform at the asylum. He meets and befriends Leopold and they plot to escape from the country. After getting all he needs, Leopold snaps Pete's neck.
Martin & Rabbi Krustofsky
Rococo Fox
01-06-2008, 08:22 PM
After seeing a nerdy kid become popular after having an elaborate Bar Mitzvah, Martin decides to do the same to gain friends. Of course, first he has to become Jewish and learn the Jewish ways, so he goes to Rabbi Krustofsky for help.
Smithers and Kent Brockman
Kent Brockman is fired from the network after inadvertently admitting his homosexuality on the air. He meets and hits it off with Waylon Smithers at a gay bar and they suck each other off in the alley. The next day, Waylon encourages Kent to take Channel 6 to court and claim unfair dismissal. However, the real tragedy is yet to occur as Kent discovers he has caught HIV. Overcome with guilt, Smithers successfully gets Kent's job back and he is back to doing the news. However when his HIV status becomes public, this is bad news for the new 'smellovision' market, who don't want people thinking they can catch AIDS through the device, and they dispatch two of their most fierce asssassins to savagely mutilate Kent.
Groundskeeper Willie & Lindsey Naegle
Inamon
01-07-2008, 09:09 AM
Groundskepper Willie tries to stand for the mayor in Springfield, but Naegle wants to choose the other team. She fires Willie and he is arrested after Naegle thinks he swore to her in Scottish.
The Baby With The One Eyebrow (Gerald) & Mona Simpson
Rococo Fox
01-07-2008, 09:10 AM
Mona moves back in with the Simpsons after her criminal record is clear and quickly gets bored, having nothing to do. She begins a babysitting business and grows attached to Gerald, much to Maggie's dismay.
Selma and Sideshow Mel
Inamon
01-07-2008, 09:42 AM
Selma bumps into Sideshow Mel and knocks his bone off, in which Mel is happy. They start to date but when Mel realizes how ugly she is, he commits suicide but lands into a dinosuar museum, in which he gets a bone in his hair again.
Allison Taylor and Herb Powell
In this episode, it is revealed that Allison Taylor is frequently beaten by her adoptive parents. Low on crack money, they decide to sell her into slavery. Herb Powell becomes her new owner and treats her nicely; little does she know this is all a charade so he can experiment radical new cancer treatments on her. The episode ends with Allison discovering she has a malignant tumor on her breast.
Stampy & Creepy French kid who kisses Lisa in "Bart the General"
Inamon
01-07-2008, 10:06 AM
http://www.freewebz.com/brotrr/bigrigs-winner.jpg, Paul.
Stampy is kissed several times by the French kid. That's it, I guess.
Barney Gumble and Groundskepper Willie
Drumstick
01-07-2008, 10:08 AM
Barney and Willie become friends and Willie tries to get Barney a job at Springfield Elementry only for Skinner to give Barney Willie's job.
Sideshow Bob and Sideshow Mel
Groundskeeper Willie and Barney Gumble become drinking buddies at Moe's. Willie invites Barney to his shack after closing time, and introduces him to his prized collection of rakes. Barney, who has been tormented with a fear of rakes since his childhood, runs out screaming "RAKE!!!". However, everyone else in town mistakes this for "rape", and Willie is accused of being a rapist. It's a classic farce as Willie is put on trial for alleged rape, and when Barney dies of alcohol poisoning he has no one to back him up.
(ah, too late)
Sideshow Mel and Sideshow Bob get killed by a car bomb.
Uter & Jaqueline Bouvier
TriforceBun
01-18-2008, 12:41 AM
Whoa, my old thread is back!
Jaqueline Bouvier meets Uter at the box factory, and the two really hit it off. However, Jaqueline is only interested in wearing Uter's lederhosen. When Uter finds out, he's heartbroken, and decides to gorge on a big box of flavor sticks. When Uter's lederhosen turn out to be too big for Jaqueline, she takes out her anger on Uter by hucking bricks at him. Homer has a wacky subplot involving mustard gas.
The Guy in "Large Marge" that says "Yes...I like-a to chew" + The number 27 in Lisa's thought-bubble from "Girls Just Want to Have Sums"
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