El Bartos Spray Paint: A Hilariously Bad Website I made in the fourth grade

[Jim Jones]

http://www.angelfire.com/clone/elbartosspraypaint/

i just remembered i made this. god is it awful. i must have been 9 years old, just learning html and all that.

thought you might enjoy my first attempt at a website.

[mentholmoose]

Wow, that sucks shit.

[sweetmercifulcrap]

spin(i sure do not care about it)

[Jim Jones]

Wow, that sucks shit.


yeah my real site will be better. lots better.

[grissom]

yeah my real site will be better. lots better.
Lets hope so.

[Jim Jones]

Lets hope so.


Heres what I've done so far, feedback would be great. (Its a script site)


The Simpsons
GABF18 Bonfire of the Manatees
Written by

Main Theme (Full)
Blackboard: Does any kid still do this anymore?

Sax Solo:
e------------------------------------------------------
B------------------------------------------------------
G------------------------------------------------------
D---------/5-3-2-2-4-4-2------------------2-0----------
A--5-3-------------------3---3-2-0-------3---3-0-------
E-8--------------------------------3--1-3--------3p0---

Couch Gag: An airline security officer is standing in
front of the green phone, left of him is a metal
detector. Bart, Maggie, Lisa, and Marge pass through
normally. When Homer passes through the detector beeps.
Homer removes his belt and shoes and tries again. It
beeps again. Homer strips to his underwear and tries
again, failing. He emits a woeful sigh. The security
officer spreads Homers legs and arms and waves a
dectector, which beeps all over his body.


Act I (1:31-)
Outside Simpson House. Cut to living room. Homer has
a Duff in one hand and a pennant that says "My Team" in
the other. Lisa is on the floor, studying happily.
Crowd cheers eminate from the TV.

ANNOUNCER
We got a real "nail-biter" here at Mile-High
Stadium: the Broncos down by 1, and 30 seconds
left on the clock. (Crowd Cheers)

HOMER
(Distressed) Come on Broncos, you can do it!

ANNOUNCER
And I'm joined at the broadcast booth by the
stars of ABC's latest reality show, Billionaire
vs. Bear.

Two announcers on screen are joined by a bear, all
three wearing headphones. The two men are smiling, but
the bear looks angry.

ANNOUNCER
Lets review the easy to follow rules of your
show. Each of you thought you were in a race
to plant the Taco Bell®


I tried to make it similar to the scripts on the Season 1 DVD.

[Radioactive Man]

It's really good if you can actually finish it. It's going to take a shit of a long time.

I wish I could find my horribly crappy site from the 90's. It's on geocities somewhere, but I don't remember the address.

[Jim Jones]

It's really good if you can actually finish it. It's going to take a shit of a long time.

I wish I could find my horribly crappy site from the 90's. It's on geocities somewhere, but I don't remember the address.


The dialouge is easy, the only hard part is tabbing the sax solo. I hope to finish season 17 and work from there. theres also a possibility of transcribing commentaries for the hearing impaired.

My only enemy is time.

[Lady_Simpson]

Even though it sucks, props for making an html-website at age nine.

[Xt'Tapalatakettle]

I think that script site is a great idea, especially since snpp.com doesn't seem to do capsules anymore.

[E-I-E-I-Moe]

I like the idea too. :D Well I'm sure people would argue that capsules are SNPP's "trademark"...but really they've been snoozing, and people want the information quicker than ten years from now. Therefore, I'm looking forward to your project (which I'm guessing will really take a while).

[grissom]

If you intend to keep making these, your site should have some great content. I really like the idea of transcribing the commentaries as well.

[Wasteland]

Ugh, I remember back in the late 90s when i had to make a website in computer class. I devoted it to a red hoodie. It sucked, obviously.

[Landshark678]

Yeah, I can't wait to see the final results either. Props for making a website at nine!

I really like your idea to transcribing your commentaries as well.

[Rest your giant head]

http://www.angelfire.com/clone/elbartosspraypaint/
I like this website!

[Jim Jones]

http://www.angelfire.com/clone/elbartosspraypaint/
I like this website! huh?

[Ivan]

Since it is obvious you are unfamiliar with sarcasm, I will close the register at this time -- Marge be Not Proud

[Stewie Griffin]

The website sucks but you were only 9 years old so i understand why it looks like that.

[Mr.Sampson]

... 0.0 that thing crashed my browser...