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Sniper Squirrel
06-29-2006, 09:25 PM
Guess who the character is by my description, then write another character's description to repeat the process, I'll start:

He was introduced in "Lisa's Date With Density," and has yet to say a single word, who is he?

Red Hot Homer Simpson
06-30-2006, 02:32 AM
Rich Texan?

The Last Person To Say A Quote In "Midnight RX"

Ivan
06-30-2006, 02:43 AM
the Rich Texan has spoken. Gee...no offense but you'd have to be pretty dumb not to know that, plus he was first in 2 dozen and 1 greyhounds. For Sniper Squirrel, I'm going to say Jimmy the Scumbag.

Red Hot Homer Simpson
06-30-2006, 02:45 AM
I thought it was for that episode. He was in backgrounds of many episodes before he spoke.

Ivan
06-30-2006, 02:50 AM
I thought it was for that episode. He was in backgrounds of many episodes before he spoke.

Ok. You're forgiven ;)

Was yours Homer? Because didnt it end with him saying "Hey...what's this lump?"

Red Hot Homer Simpson
06-30-2006, 03:02 AM
yeah i think so.

The Only Male Simpson Not Affected By The Y Chromosome Gene

Ivan
06-30-2006, 03:26 AM
if they didnt have the Y chromosome gene then theyd be female. and im being serious. maybe if you asked the question in a more understandable way.

Sniper Squirrel
06-30-2006, 10:33 AM
I'm guessing it's Herb Powell, and yes ivan, it was Jimmy the scumbag

of Bart, Marge, Lisa, and Homer, which one has not had a line in every episode?

burgessluke
06-30-2006, 11:12 AM
Marge didn't have a single line in Krusty Gets Cancelled. Bart, Lisa and Homer have all spoken in every episode.

E-I-E-I-Moe
06-30-2006, 10:37 PM
Post a new one each time.

This pet can use the toilet and water the garden.

Snowball13
07-01-2006, 02:35 PM
Laddie

This char. plays the blues (hint: it's NOT Lisa)

TheForbiddenDonut
07-01-2006, 03:35 PM
Bleeding Gums Murphy.

Dan Castellaneta voiced this character in an attempt to imitate one of Harry Shearer's characters. He also works at the Power Plant. Who is he?

Sniper Squirrel
07-01-2006, 04:06 PM
charlie

this character got in trouble because of his "busy hands"

TheForbiddenDonut
07-01-2006, 04:42 PM
Artie Ziff.

This character appeared twice and was voiced by a different actor each time.

Sniper Squirrel
07-01-2006, 06:05 PM
aristotle amandopolis?- Lovitz and castellaneta

character hank azaria took over for george takei

Red Hot Homer Simpson
07-02-2006, 12:52 AM
Akira?

Has a record low of 8 words spoken in an episode.

BigButtSkinner
07-02-2006, 12:28 PM
Bart, I think.

Has been "killed" by Mr. Burns with a power drill.

Sniper Squirrel
07-02-2006, 08:06 PM
Moleman

Of the elderly residents, still has no first or last name

Dr. Frink
07-02-2006, 10:34 PM
old jewish guy

left her fortune to abe simpson

Rest your giant head
07-03-2006, 05:48 AM
Bea Simons

Drinks the dog watter very often.

Sniper Squirrel
07-08-2006, 09:10 PM
Maggie

Thinks Jim Nabors is way cool

Ivan
07-08-2006, 09:20 PM
Marge

thought there was a bathroom on the superbowl bus (pretty easy)

Sniper Squirrel
07-08-2006, 10:17 PM
Wally Kogan

Springfield's biggest beatles fan

Ivan
07-08-2006, 10:30 PM
Ned Flanders

He has a 'girl's name'

Sniper Squirrel
07-09-2006, 11:27 PM
Cecil

considers himself the 4th branch of government and the 51st state

Dr. Frink
07-15-2006, 10:38 PM
birch barlow

got kicked out of the barbershop quartet

Red Hot Homer Simpson
07-15-2006, 11:02 PM
Chief Wiggum

Adopted A Chinese Baby

And Also BigButtskinner, The Answer Is Lisa. She Only spoke 8 Words in "Homer's Enemy"

Ivan
07-15-2006, 11:32 PM
Selma

Found Mr. Burns' song catchy.

Red Hot Homer Simpson
07-15-2006, 11:36 PM
Bart

Doesn't know actual italian though he has an Italian Accent.

Ivan
07-15-2006, 11:40 PM
Luigi? (I think, he admitted it in the Red Hat Mamas episode)

Was apparantly or almost clubbed to death by actors after being abandoned at Diznee Historical Fun Park.

garret
07-16-2006, 12:09 AM
Uter

Has had laryngitis which caused them to not want to speak.

Ivan
07-16-2006, 12:15 AM
Jacqueline Boiver (Marge's mother)

Is ordered to obey the laws of thermodynamics in their house.

garret
07-16-2006, 12:25 AM
Lisa

Has been pulled out of a car that was totalled by a creature that isn't living.

Ivan
07-16-2006, 12:40 AM
Homer

Was interested in a magazine called "Death Sports"

garret
07-16-2006, 12:42 AM
Marge

Once wore leaves.

Ivan
07-16-2006, 12:44 AM
It could be either Bart or Homer from Call of the Simpsons.

Has a confidential dumpster, that if opened, could violate attorney/dumpster confidentiality.

Smell ya later
07-16-2006, 01:53 AM
Lionel Hutz.

Considers himself "a bad widdle boy".

Ivan
07-16-2006, 01:58 AM
Gabbo

Decided to drive after finding out their coworker had a backwards talking dream with the flaming cards.

Red Hot Homer Simpson
07-16-2006, 02:26 AM
Eddie

Had Jobs At:

Barber College, Duff Gardens; Supermarket, Hardware Store, Old Springfield Towne, Gulp-'n-Blow, Krusty Burger, The voice of an antibody in Bart's immune system, Hotel in Hollywood, Noiseland Arcade, Burns' casino, Kidstown Toy Store, Aztec Theater, Springfield Wax Museum, Fruit and Vegetable Checkpoint, Clumsy Student Movers, Channel 3, Souvenir Stand in Australia, Lard Lad Donuts, Air Force Base, Barney's Bowl-A-Rama, IRS Burger, TV studio, Mom & Pop's Hardware Store (as "Pop"), Postman, Gun Club Café, Airport, Fun Center, Health food store, Car Wash, Springfield War Memorial Stadium, Springfield Googolplex, Talent contest stagehand, Lackluster Video, Judi Dench's Fish 'n' Chips

Ivan
07-16-2006, 02:28 AM
Squeaky Voiced Teen

Was laying on a broken bottle, and was told to 'use it'

top cat
07-16-2006, 08:16 AM
milhouse

his kids like hot wax

Sniper Squirrel
07-16-2006, 09:57 AM
Cletus

calls his ass the riddler

Ivan
07-16-2006, 10:00 AM
Comic Book Guy...aka Jeff Albertson

Believes males arent hard to tame

TheForbiddenDonut
07-17-2006, 04:49 AM
Ashley Grant

Refers to Homer as Zeus.

Sniper Squirrel
07-17-2006, 08:50 AM
Bob, the RV salesman

keeps sugar in his pockets, only not in packets

top cat
07-17-2006, 02:08 PM
hank scorpio

sometimes keeps an extra large piece of the real cross by his heart

TheForbiddenDonut
07-17-2006, 04:36 PM
Ned Flanders

Filled in for Andy Griffith in the Andy Griffith Show.

Sniper Squirrel
07-17-2006, 06:36 PM
Charles Bronson

has a bee named after him

TheForbiddenDonut
07-18-2006, 04:43 AM
Smithers

Reminds Burns of himself

Sniper Squirrel
07-18-2006, 07:44 PM
Santa's little helper

was happier thinking dame edna was a woman

mrkatie
07-26-2006, 07:17 PM
Moe!

Was described as "yellow trash."

Worst Fan Ever
07-26-2006, 08:09 PM
Bart

Claims Jesus is his only king.

Red Hot Homer Simpson
07-27-2006, 12:44 AM
That Would Sound Like Ned Flanders.

Worships A Bowl Of Special K

Sniper Squirrel
07-27-2006, 08:37 AM
Claims Jesus is his only king.

I think it was Jimbo,

and Pete's quote was Lenny

thinks elementary school has the bast tater tots ever

TheForbiddenDonut
07-27-2006, 09:54 AM
Principal Skinner

Claims that Principal Skinner really bugs him

Sniper Squirrel
07-27-2006, 11:28 AM
Chalmers

Considers Skinner a "Freak!"

TheForbiddenDonut
07-27-2006, 12:17 PM
Leipold

Handed out grenades in response to a radio show.

Sniper Squirrel
07-27-2006, 03:42 PM
Moe

dangerously mixes loneliness and cheeseburgers

Handsome Peter
07-27-2006, 08:30 PM
Jeff Albertson, then known only as Comic Book Guy

Has seen Stevie Nicks naked three times.

Sniper Squirrel
07-27-2006, 09:26 PM
Uter

Has an advanced degree in hyperbolic dapology

Red Hot Homer Simpson
07-28-2006, 01:14 AM
Apu

Knows A Site That Shows Monkeys Doing it

Sniper Squirrel
07-28-2006, 11:22 AM
Bart

Made enemies selling suckless vacuum cleaners and Rick James bibles

Old Man Simpson
07-28-2006, 01:05 PM
Was it Lionel Hutz?


Was heard saying "Yeah, I wanna hallucinate too!" in an episode involving Ned Flanders.

Worst Fan Ever
07-28-2006, 01:43 PM
Moe Syzlac?


LMS, not Lisa Simpson

E-I-E-I-Moe
07-28-2006, 08:20 PM
Little Moe Szyslak

Is thawed out incompletely in the future, causing their legs to snap off.

Worst Fan Ever
07-28-2006, 08:33 PM
Burns


Wants to be buried at Make out Creek.

Red Hot Homer Simpson
07-28-2006, 11:48 PM
Milhouse

Stayed Up Listening To Queen At 17

the 'house always wins
07-29-2006, 09:12 AM
homer

appears as wendell's guest dad for white water rafting

Sniper Squirrel
07-29-2006, 01:51 PM
Ernest Borhnine, although it's not Wendel

The inventor of Hamburger earmuffs

xlisasimpsonx
07-29-2006, 02:02 PM
professer frink

Goes to springfield elementary, black hair and is a member of superfriends(not the super heros!)

TheForbiddenDonut
07-29-2006, 02:38 PM
Database

Enjoys Ham radio

Sniper Squirrel
07-29-2006, 06:25 PM
HAM(From the superfriends)

Heard of his medical conditions from Phish

the 'house always wins
07-29-2006, 07:50 PM
Ernest Borhnine, although it's not Wendel

The inventor of Hamburger earmuffs

oh yeah...it was warren

the 'house always wins
07-29-2006, 08:00 PM
HAM(From the superfriends)

Heard of his medical conditions from Phish

hans moleman...

would expect 'that kind of language' at denny's

Sniper Squirrel
07-29-2006, 08:26 PM
FLAAAAANDERS

Lives next to a Jai Alai court

Worst Fan Ever
07-29-2006, 10:17 PM
Lenny


Homer is sold if He is as smart as he is funny.

Red Hot Homer Simpson
07-29-2006, 10:53 PM
Bill Cosby

"Thinks The Simpsons Tune Is Annoying"

Sniper Squirrel
07-30-2006, 09:21 AM
Marge

video tapes private lives of Springfieldians

Number 10767
07-30-2006, 10:41 AM
Groundskeeper Willie

Thinks Reese's Pieces are psychoactive medication

sacrelicious
07-31-2006, 10:45 AM
The Crazy Cat Lady
______________________________

Dr. Hibbert admitted to leaving his keys in this person

Sniper Squirrel
07-31-2006, 11:06 AM
Mrs. Glick

once thought he was a hummingbird

the 'house always wins
07-31-2006, 03:58 PM
apu

actually travelled back in time to the 1920's to research for his cameo in "Chaplin"

sacrelicious
07-31-2006, 04:33 PM
The King of movie role researchers - James Woods ("oops, I've said too much")
______________________________________________

Thought to be dead in an accident, this person in the future lives under Springfield Elementry School, hiding a deformed face behind a mask and playing music ala Phantom of the Opera

the 'house always wins
07-31-2006, 06:49 PM
martin prince if i'm not mistaken

he was hired by lyle lanley to construct north haverbrook's monorail

Worst Fan Ever
07-31-2006, 07:54 PM
Barney


Asked for a "Nice" Coffee, not an "Iced" Coffee."

Red Hot Homer Simpson
08-01-2006, 03:13 AM
Chief Wiggum

Dreams Of Mr Burns Flying Through The Window

Henrik P
08-01-2006, 03:30 AM
Smithers

Will donate money when pigs fly.

Ivan
08-01-2006, 03:33 AM
Mr Burns

g'g'g'joobed in Homer's mind

the 'house always wins
08-01-2006, 03:41 PM
Barney


the correct answer is sebastian cobb

sacrelicious
08-03-2006, 02:37 PM
Jasper -- El Viaje Misterios de Nuestro Homer

Thinks there are too many states and that 3 of them should be eliminated

Sniper Squirrel
08-03-2006, 05:01 PM
Grampa

Asks people to choose between France and Italy

Dr. Frink
08-03-2006, 06:18 PM
hank scorpio

1st person to charge a drink to mr burns

Sniper Squirrel
08-04-2006, 09:32 AM
Barney

The 1st woman to turn Burns down he became a billionaire

Red Hot Homer Simpson
08-06-2006, 04:03 AM
Jaqulene Bovier? Or Marge?

Claims Him And His Wife dont Belive in Rules

Note: His named isnt mentioned...yet. So you may give a description.

Sniper Squirrel
08-06-2006, 02:07 PM
Flanders' Beatnick father

Invented a bottomless bag of peanuts

Serious Downloader
08-06-2006, 05:44 PM
number 6

he is the leader of this chapter (although they have them all over the world)

Sniper Squirrel
08-06-2006, 05:51 PM
Number 1

Shot 8 times which almost forced him to miss work

E-I-E-I-Moe
08-06-2006, 07:07 PM
Apu

Swirved around a cat in the road and slammed into a tree, setting his car ablaze.

Sniper Squirrel
08-06-2006, 07:26 PM
Gil

Goes to Springfield to fish with dynamite

sacrelicious
08-07-2006, 09:54 AM
Ron Howard
______________________

Brought in to answer to why "Blinky" has three eyes during Mr. Burns' run for governor

Sniper Squirrel
08-07-2006, 10:23 AM
An actor portraying Charles Darwin

Once shaved a dirty word on his head

Jimbo77
08-07-2006, 12:47 PM
Milhouse Van Houten
______________________
Wrote a song about Mr.T

Sniper Squirrel
08-07-2006, 09:33 PM
Homer

Shot down a German plane

Steve Bennett
08-09-2006, 12:12 PM
Abraham Simpson

Made enough gazpacho for everyone

Sniper Squirrel
08-09-2006, 12:27 PM
Lisa

Told Lisa to go back to Russia after she made gazpacho

Suus
08-09-2006, 01:47 PM
Barney.

Got frozen in the Kwik-E-Mart.

Adamm R)))
08-09-2006, 02:48 PM
Jasper

Sold poison milk to school children (not exactly a character, but y'know...)

TheForbiddenDonut
08-09-2006, 02:59 PM
Abraham Lincoln

The person Sideshow Bob misses most of all from prison.

Sniper Squirrel
08-09-2006, 09:36 PM
Snake

Dated Snake and Mr. Burns

Red Hot Homer Simpson
08-10-2006, 02:41 AM
Gloria (Voiced By Ellaine Of Sienfeld)

His Uncle Owns Barney's Bowlerama

E-I-E-I-Moe
08-10-2006, 09:16 AM
Barney

Springfield child who got to experience what it's like when doves cry.

Sniper Squirrel
08-10-2006, 10:46 AM
Milhouse

Name of Shelbyville kid Milhouse almost fought with

Jimbo77
08-10-2006, 03:20 PM
Milhouse

thinks he should clobber them and eat their bones

Sniper Squirrel
08-10-2006, 10:52 PM
Burns

Can't drive 55, cause his car only goes to 38

E-I-E-I-Moe
08-11-2006, 09:29 AM
Comic Book Guy

Claimed he'd eat chocolate until he barfs.

Sniper Squirrel
08-11-2006, 10:32 AM
Ralph

proclaims himself to be the greatest actor in springfield elementary?

TheForbiddenDonut
08-11-2006, 12:36 PM
Rex

Was called, 'Dead weight' by his partner.

Sniper Squirrel
08-11-2006, 10:13 PM
Marty

Was ran over because of a prank Homer planned

xlisasimpsonx
08-12-2006, 07:28 AM
Dean at the Springfield Universtey, can't rember full name though.

Only appreared once, brown haired, likes bowling.

TheForbiddenDonut
08-12-2006, 02:04 PM
Jacques (though he has had several other cameos throughout the show)

Referred to Homer as 'Zeus'

Sniper Squirrel
08-13-2006, 11:19 AM
Bob at the RV dealership

briefly imprisoned for pushing his mother down a flight of stairs

the 'house always wins
08-19-2006, 07:48 PM
drederick tatum

inflamed passions with the reckless use of the word "Damn"

Sniper Squirrel
08-20-2006, 10:35 AM
Clark Gable

Made millions in software and lost it all at the track

the 'house always wins
08-21-2006, 01:42 PM
willie...?

will soon be the queen of summer

E-I-E-I-Moe
08-21-2006, 05:32 PM
Martin

Pointed out to the Simpsons how many celebrities have humiliated themselves in their own backyard.

BigButtSkinner
08-21-2006, 09:14 PM
Hank Scorpio

Can be spotted briefly in the upper-left corner of the screen (in the first shot) when the entire town is crammed into Ned's bomb shelter.

Sniper Squirrel
08-21-2006, 10:39 PM
Pointed out to the Simpsons how many celebrities have humiliated themselves in their own backyard.

I believe that was Jon (the gay store owner)

And I think the other answer was Waldo


Mistook a gay bar for a military reunion

Snowball13
08-22-2006, 01:16 PM
Moleman

Used to be the HillBilly Bugger Boys

BigButtSkinner
08-22-2006, 01:47 PM
I believe that was Jon (the gay store owner)

You're right. My bad, I was thinking of You Only Move Twice for some reason :LOL:

SideshowTim
08-23-2006, 07:27 AM
Moleman

Used to be the HillBilly Bugger Boys
the who?

has been punched in the back of the head by homer in the past.

Sniper Squirrel
08-23-2006, 10:51 AM
Lenny

Stabbed 17 times in the back

42 Is The Answer
08-23-2006, 10:59 AM
Mr. Burns

Chief hydrological and hydrodynamical engineer

Sniper Squirrel
08-23-2006, 11:35 AM
Cecil Terwiligger

has a hairless sister and a brother who owns a famous cave

Old Man Simpson
08-23-2006, 12:59 PM
Cheif Wiggum.
~~~
An item they bought at Pink Floyd's garage sale was wasted.

Sniper Squirrel
08-23-2006, 11:11 PM
Peter Frampton

Had his oscar stolen by Homer

BigButtSkinner
08-24-2006, 12:13 PM
Don Ameche

Is made a star by a certain secret organization

Sniper Squirrel
08-24-2006, 12:17 PM
Steve Guttenber (stonecutters)

Renamed SLH Sprinkles

the 'house always wins
08-24-2006, 07:18 PM
mr. mitchell...the blind guy in canine mutiny

thinks potatoes are neat

BigButtSkinner
08-24-2006, 08:15 PM
Marge

Can't feel anything below his cummerbund

Biggest Homer Fan
08-24-2006, 08:27 PM
Mr. Burns

Father left for ciggarettes and never came back.

E-I-E-I-Moe
08-24-2006, 08:33 PM
Nelson

Was the reverend at First Church of Springfield before Lovejoy (you can only answer if you have the season 8 DVD).

Sniper Squirrel
08-24-2006, 09:44 PM
Jasper

used to tie an onion to his belt

Snowball13
08-24-2006, 10:07 PM
Grandpa

Made an LP called can I borrow a feeling?

the 'house always wins
08-25-2006, 07:22 AM
kirk vanhouten

if anyone knows where to get some tang, it'd be him

raheem
08-25-2006, 09:30 AM
Bill Clinton

Due to legal issues his trucks are always running

Sniper Squirrel
08-25-2006, 09:59 AM
Fat Tony

Agreed to kill his own mother when he realized her pasta sauce came from a can

moneychair2003
09-03-2006, 03:40 PM
louie

the mobster who wants to kill krusty unless he does the loop-de-loop in the small bike

Sniper Squirrel
09-03-2006, 04:35 PM
Don Vittorio

Drinks champagne mixed with slim fast

E-I-E-I-Moe
09-03-2006, 08:53 PM
Krusty

Lost a GameBoy at the bottom of the ocean (or some body of water).

Dr. Bartley
09-03-2006, 11:40 PM
The Sea Captain.

Is easily amazed at doorknobs.

Rest your giant head
09-04-2006, 02:52 AM
Homer

Has 216 I.Q.

HomerX
09-04-2006, 04:44 AM
Martin.

Thinks you should simplify, man.

Dr. Bartley
09-04-2006, 09:46 PM
Homer
Nope. It was Dr. Bartley.

Dude90
09-05-2006, 02:33 AM
Homer?

TriforceBun
09-07-2006, 09:57 AM
The hippie in The Old Man and the Lisa

He could be indoors all night, could use a fork and knife, and never soil his suit.

Sniper Squirrel
09-09-2006, 01:51 PM
Willie?

Is first name is a president's middle name and his middle name is a dictator's last name

Đıcĸıє
09-09-2006, 02:22 PM
milhouse innit i think.

richard 'milhous' nixon

the 'house always wins
09-10-2006, 08:58 AM
milhouse mussolini van houten

is called a sissy for not looking at naked ladies on the internet?

42 Is The Answer
09-10-2006, 09:01 AM
Seymour Skinner

Is as "American as apple pie"

the 'house always wins
09-10-2006, 09:06 AM
zutroy

is referred to by grampa as 'ping pong'

E-I-E-I-Moe
09-10-2006, 11:44 AM
Craig the Retirement Castle worker

Reported Homer to the cops for not being quiet during a movie.

poochied-d
09-10-2006, 01:32 PM
moleman
was inspired by Joe namath's hair

Sniper Squirrel
09-10-2006, 04:05 PM
Mona Simpson

sleeps in a drawer

BigButtSkinner
09-10-2006, 04:53 PM
Kearney's son

his nickname in the Super Friends Club is "Cosmos"

Sniper Squirrel
09-10-2006, 05:39 PM
Bart

The only super friend who's nickname is their last name

the 'house always wins
09-14-2006, 12:39 PM
i'm taking a stab at it, is it Cosine? I really can't recall...

Sniper Squirrel
09-14-2006, 02:01 PM
Oh crap, I meant to say first name, my bad

sacrelicious
09-14-2006, 02:26 PM
^ Boy that makes it 100 times easier -- Lisa

Mrs. Krabappel is Springfield Elementary's 4th grade teacher, Miss Hoover is the 2nd grade teacher. Who is the 3rd grade teacher?

E-I-E-I-Moe
09-14-2006, 07:26 PM
Mrs. McConnell

Committed suicide from listening to John Coltrane music.

the 'house always wins
09-15-2006, 07:32 PM
Mrs. McConnell

Committed suicide from listening to John Coltrane music.

lisa's cat coltrane

self proclaimed most beloved person in springfield

poochied-d
09-18-2006, 07:34 PM
lisa's cat coltrane

self proclaimed most beloved person in springfield
either homer in the great louisville detective or flanders in hurricane neddy.
thinks cake is too sweet

Sniper Squirrel
09-18-2006, 09:52 PM
Agnes Skinner

Got an idea for school's casino night from saved by the bell

Rest your giant head
09-18-2006, 11:41 PM
Martin

Sings a song about how big urinating guy he is

sacrelicious
09-20-2006, 11:32 AM
Homer

Has a knock off version of Monopoly named for her.

Turambar
09-20-2006, 11:48 AM
Edna Krabappel

Carved a large sculpture of his best friend's face into the side of a cliff

sacrelicious
09-20-2006, 04:16 PM
Lenny (Mt. Carlmore)

Demanded $400 for delivering a pizza

DamnCartoonGuy
09-20-2006, 08:48 PM
Krusty

Had an ex-wife named Amy.

Sniper Squirrel
09-20-2006, 10:04 PM
Lou

Middle name is Underdunk

Burnin'
09-20-2006, 11:39 PM
Sideshow Bob


Marge's father's cause of death.

sacrelicious
09-21-2006, 10:36 PM
He died in a freak roller coaster accident, but if you look at the title of this thread it's Guess the character, not ask a question about a character. You probably should have asked "who died in a freak roller coaster accident?" and it would have fit in great in this post.

Once used the pseduonym "Elvis Jagger Abdul-Jabbar"

Sniper Squirrel
09-21-2006, 11:00 PM
Homer

Starred as Sir Lancelot in Camelot

raheem
09-22-2006, 11:49 AM
Ralph

Chased the kaiser dickety two miles

Rest your giant head
09-22-2006, 11:53 AM
Grampa

Never heard of Sonic Youth or Nine inch nails

Henrik P
09-22-2006, 11:54 AM
Homer.

Wants to be a principal or a caterpillar when he/she grows up.

Sniper Squirrel
09-22-2006, 09:24 PM
Ralph

Drank soy milk as a child

jayzamann
09-23-2006, 01:10 AM
Milhouse

Died of a broken heart (burst ventricle)

Henrik P
09-23-2006, 02:09 AM
Bea Simmons.

Thinks late night swimming and alcohol is a winning combination.

Ivan
09-23-2006, 02:11 AM
Lenny.

Shot somebody, had to go to jail, and had the bullets in his gun switched to blanks.

Sniper Squirrel
09-23-2006, 06:25 PM
Old Rich Texan

Had a TV show that was basically him with his pants down

Ivan
09-23-2006, 11:07 PM
Old Jewish Man.

Has a cousin who thinks Bart is cute.

garret
09-23-2006, 11:18 PM
Sherri and or Terri.

His legs made a cameo in the Futurama episode Mars University.

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Burnin'
09-24-2006, 12:17 AM
Sherri and or Terri.

His legs made a cameo in the Futurama episode Mars University.

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i just watched the episode and didnt see any legs.. :(

maybe these are Barts but im not sure, if not then disregard my question

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/Burninmaphone/legs.jpg



his car was made in guatemala?

Ivan
09-24-2006, 12:19 AM
Homer

Took photos of interesting doors and gates.

the 'house always wins
09-25-2006, 08:43 AM
if i'm not mistaken, that would be marge

mistakes homer for Ken Griffey Jr.?

Rest your giant head
09-25-2006, 08:53 AM
Ivan's was actually Bart. Yours is Clemence (I hope i spelled it right).

Thought that he's a chicken

Sniper Squirrel
09-25-2006, 10:47 AM
Homer

Thought wolves were rescue dogs

Henrik P
09-25-2006, 11:23 AM
Hans Moleman.

Is giving money for charity when pigs fly.

the 'house always wins
09-25-2006, 01:28 PM
mr burns

while under the influence remarks that anne landers is a boring old bitty

Dewey Finn
09-25-2006, 02:20 PM
Ned Flanders

Hates dolls, loves Calvin Klein's essence

Ivan
09-27-2006, 01:39 AM
Alex (from Lard of the Dance)

Said that kissing a girl is "gay"

Sniper Squirrel
09-27-2006, 10:08 AM
Jimbo

Is a fan of the ludicrously tragic and the tragically ludicrous

garret
09-27-2006, 10:12 AM
John

Has re-dorkulated.

Turambar
09-27-2006, 10:23 AM
Professor Frink

Payed out $300 after being shot with mustard

garret
09-27-2006, 10:27 AM
mr. burns

breast fed bilbo baggins infront of the androids dungeon.

colonelKlink
09-28-2006, 01:14 AM
Pricipal Skinner

Was forced to be part of "team discovery channel" along with Martin Prince

garret
09-28-2006, 01:23 AM
Nelson Muntz

Has an allergy to both butterscotch and imitation butterscotch.

Burnin'
09-28-2006, 02:26 AM
Bart


Who's suitcase is used for soaking a bouvier's feet.

jayzamann
09-28-2006, 03:04 AM
Krusty the clown

Referred to bourbon as "the brownest of brown liquors"

Sniper Squirrel
09-28-2006, 10:50 AM
Lionel Hutz

Told Hutz to take it one day at a time, and know he loves him

The Real Brian McGee
09-28-2006, 02:43 PM
David Crosby

Enjoys collecting cocktail napkins.

jayzamann
10-03-2006, 01:55 AM
I'm going to take a stab at this... it was Edna Krabapple that collects the matchbooks from fancy clubs and restaurants, that is the closest I can guess.

Was clearly in two places at once, church and saving a neighbour from a fire.

Henrik P
10-03-2006, 07:39 AM
Ned Flanders

Can see the jail from his window.

Turambar
10-03-2006, 08:11 AM
Barney Gumble

Was married to Dr Colossus

The Real Brian McGee
10-03-2006, 09:03 AM
Lava girl... i think


one of Krusty's blacka nd prud sideshows

Turambar
10-03-2006, 09:28 AM
Lava girl... i think


one of Krusty's blacka nd prud sideshows

Actually it was Stacey Luvell

The Real Brian McGee
10-03-2006, 09:36 AM
ohh.. yea. I remember that, what episode was that in?

Turambar
10-03-2006, 09:41 AM
the one when lisa is upset with what malibu stacy is sayin and decides to make her own doll

Henrik P
10-03-2006, 09:49 AM
Sideshow Raheem

Easy one:
Owns a Bowl-O-Rama in Springfield.

42 Is The Answer
10-03-2006, 10:18 AM
I think his name's Al. (Barneys uncle?)

Laments the lack of a decent local marmalade.

Sniper Squirrel
10-03-2006, 10:50 AM
Sideshow Bob

Spoke at Krusty's funeral, even though he didn't know him

sacrelicious
10-03-2006, 01:39 PM
Bob Newhart

Krusty is probably the greatest entertainer in the world except for this guy

Sniper Squirrel
10-03-2006, 09:43 PM
Johnny Carson

has a "nuke the whales poster"

Tradewind
10-03-2006, 11:32 PM
Nelson Muntz

TV guy who offered Homer to wrestle.

simpsonssite9999
10-04-2006, 05:09 PM
Moe

Is in jail for fraiming Krusty, and wants Bart to die.

The Real Brian McGee
10-04-2006, 05:20 PM
C'mon!!! Sideshow Bob


Little miss springfield contest winner, Professional Junior ms beauty pagent participant, has eyelash implants, when she wants to grow up, she ants to be a sweety pie

TheForbiddenDonut
10-04-2006, 05:52 PM
Amber

Would kill everyone who looked at him cock-eyed if the law didn't forbid it.

The Real Brian McGee
10-04-2006, 06:02 PM
Rex banner

Head of security at the try and save

TheForbiddenDonut
10-04-2006, 06:06 PM
Don Brodka

The loneliest man in Springfield according to Homer

The Real Brian McGee
10-04-2006, 06:53 PM
The lighthouse operator E.A.R.L.


owns a 1 bedroom appartment on 257th street

Tradewind
10-06-2006, 05:28 PM
2simpsons9999

Actually I meant Kent Brockman, that was in the last episode (Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em), but it's ok.

The Real Brian McGee
10-06-2006, 06:40 PM
no its actually nana vanhouten

The cat burgular- whats his real name?

Sniper Squirrel
10-06-2006, 09:20 PM
Malloy

Was upset when Wiggum wouldn't let him go back to skull island

DamnCartoonGuy
10-07-2006, 10:18 PM
Dr. Colossus

Got foiled by his own shoddy merchandise.

The Real Brian McGee
10-07-2006, 10:28 PM
Jerich- dealer of bootleg jeans in "The springfield connection"

Lost his glasses in the toilet in the NPP

jayzamann
10-07-2006, 11:59 PM
Jerich- dealer of bootleg jeans in "The springfield connection"
That was actually Herman who said that as he tried to escape, but the friction caused the jeans to tear.

Sniper Squirrel
10-08-2006, 12:35 AM
Jerich- dealer of bootleg jeans in "The springfield connection"

Lost his glasses in the toilet in the NPP

Henry Kissinger

Disowned her son because her son wouldn't allow her to bowl on league night

boomersooner
10-08-2006, 05:37 AM
Lunchlady Doris

Who lived in a ballon?

SideshowTim
10-08-2006, 10:16 AM
gil

read robert frosts poem "the road not taken" in her video will.

The Real Brian McGee
10-08-2006, 03:02 PM
Grandma Bovier

TV spoerts odds maker who is 52% right all the time

Sniper Squirrel
10-08-2006, 04:09 PM
Smooth Jimmy Apollo

The only foundation repair in town

garret
10-08-2006, 04:23 PM
Surley Joe.

Got married to a gypsy.

Sniper Squirrel
10-08-2006, 04:38 PM
the Leprechaun in THOH XII

Didn't turn into a zombie, but still ate human flesh

garret
10-08-2006, 04:41 PM
Barney Gumble

Is in a relationship with Malibu Stacey.

TheForbiddenDonut
10-08-2006, 05:37 PM
Joe

Was blinded by a laser pointer

The Real Brian McGee
10-08-2006, 05:57 PM
Rex Banner, "How Ironic, hes blind after a life of enjoying able to see"

impressed by small "fliming" ads and mispelled words

TheForbiddenDonut
10-08-2006, 05:58 PM
^You have the character right, but it wasn't Rex Banner.

The Real Brian McGee
10-08-2006, 05:59 PM
ohh right i dont remember his name though

The Real Brian McGee
10-09-2006, 08:53 AM
Rex Banner, "How Ironic, hes blind after a life of enjoying able to see"

impressed by small "fliming" ads and mispelled words
anyone?

Henrik P
10-09-2006, 09:24 AM
That guy in the Radioactive Man episode. I don't know his name.

sacrelicious
10-09-2006, 09:53 AM
Rex Banner, "How Ironic, hes blind after a life of enjoying able to see"

impressed by small "fliming" ads and mispelled words

OK - it's Dexter Colt in "The Dad who knew too little"
and the guy who's impressed by the ads is just some assistant guy to the movie guys in "Radioactive Man"

Has a "shining" thing going on with the Springfield Prison bus.