video game quotes

[thecapecoddah]

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[grissom]

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[Drew]

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[kupomog]

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[Thomas]

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Get over here!

[Spartan]

This is it. It all begins here. This... is your story.

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[BigButtSkinner]

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This scene was cut from the final version of Zelda II: The Adventure of Link.

[Mike Scully]

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Welcome to your doom.

[kupomog]

I hate you >.<

[Darunia]

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[Mike Scully]

I hate you >.<

??? :(

[kupomog]

Haha, don't worry...just read a bunch of my posts in teh Sega Genesis thread and you'll see.

[Ihaveblink]

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Then we would say:

"Damn it all to hell!"

[Gatorgod]

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Was that meant to be a double entendra?

[Magnum]

If you meet danger, you should stop it.

[skittlebrau]

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[Corkus]

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[Adamm R)))]

I never had the previledge to play anything pre-Megadrive (or Genesis ;)), so here are my more modern quotes, all from that same game:

"Jill, here's a lockpick, it might be useful if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you."
"I hope this isn't...Chris' blood"
"You were almost a Jill sandwich" - all Barry Burton

"Wait! Don't go!"
"(after destroying the root to kill a plant)We got to the root of the problem!" - Chris Redfield

"Look at that monster!" - Rebecca Chambers

"Joseph!" - and several other exclamations from Jill Valentine

And the whole cast scene. You probably don't understand why any of these are funny. It's all in the reading. I fucking love RE1.

[skittlebrau]

Resident Evil = easily the best dialog/acting in a game EVER.

"That was toooo close! You were almost a Jill sandwich!"

[Jolly Bengali]

There's nothing left - just dust and echoes

And of course, Soul Calibur II -

"What is Soul Edge?"
"Disgusting!"
"This is... goodbye!"
*incoherent Voldo hissing*

[Roarke]

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[The General]

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Anything from Duke Nukem, including:
"Your face and your ass, what's the difference"
"I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your neck"
"Whoah... what a mess"
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum"
"Say, I know this classy place where you put quarters into the bed, and...ah..."
"Shake it baby"

[penny]

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[skittlebrau]

Whoa, I was just thinking of Maniac Mansion the other day. Sweet.

I FEEL ASLEEP!!

[Stackhouse]

playing through grandia 2 again. heres one I came across today.

Ismene: It will take some time. This is all I may say. One more thing. Do not
enter the Tower under any circumstances. The ceremony must not be disturbed by
your kind... er, you.

Ryudo: "My kind." Right. I'll just sit over here and think filthy, unclean
thoughts, then.

[Kiyosuki]

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Richter: DIE MONSTER! YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD!

Dracula: IT WAS NOT BY *MY* HAND THAT I AM ONCE AGAIN GIVEN FLESH. I WAS BROUGHT HERE BY....HUMANS....WHO WISH TO PAY...ME TRIBUTE!

Richter: TRIBUTE!? YOU STEAL MEN'S SOULS, AND MAKE THEM YOUR SLAVES!

Dracula: PERHAPS THE SAME CAN BE SAID OF ALL RELIGIONS....

Richter: YOUR WORDS ARE AS EMPTY AS YOUR SOUL! MANKIND ILL NEEDS A SAVIOUR SUCH AS YOU!

Dracula: WHAT IS A *MAN*!?!?!

A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS!

BUT ENOUGH TALK, HAVE AT YOU!!!

[SubSane]

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Welcome to your doom.

Yet your forget...

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Rise from your grave!

Also:

All right chums, let's do this! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9n0bX0AgBI)