Seth MacFarlane’s Harvard Speech

[The Brain]

Here. (http://www.noob.us/humor/family-guy-voice-actor-seth-macfarlanes-harvard-class-day-speech-2006/) Split into 4 parts. One of the funniest things since the time Mr. Belvedere sat on his own nuts and fainted.
Enjoy.

[Toli]

Fucking youtube always freezes.

[Gibbles]

Pretty funny, I liked the Stewie's reaction to south park comment, "The boys at south park are absolutely right, the cut aways and flash backs have nothing to do with the story. There just there to be funny. And that is a shallow indulgent that south park is above. And for that I salute them".

OOO BURN...although south park is funny.

[Toli]

Finally loaded and it was hilarious. Stewies was the best, Peters had it's moments and Quagmires wasn't such a success since there wasn't much to work with with the character.

[Homer Jay]

That was not funny at all

[vinceq]

Conan O'brien's speech in 2000 to Harvard

http://www.allowe.com/Humor/book/COBspeech2k.htm

[Klia]

This is the woman who could stand next to Hitler and people would ask, who's the bitch?

Bloody Brilliant.

[Jamie]

MacFarlane took his show’s criticism with the candor of a fellow satirist.

“They shit on everybody like we do,” he said, adding that to cry foul would be “hypocritical.”

The boys at South Park are absolutely correct: Those cutaways and flashbacks have nothing to do with the story! They're just there to be ... funny. And that is a shallow indulgence that South Park is quite above, and for that I salute them.

oops

[Kamerica]

that isnt really "crying foul"

[Dead Nigga Storage]

that was ghastly. not funny in the least.

[bluemoose]

meh. i turned it off.

[Dr Zaius]

Yawn!

[Cerpin Taxt]

Some of it was funny, but he has an inflated view of himself and his ability to make people laugh.

I love the Jim Carrey look-alike behind him. That guy goes through the whole range of human emotion before the thing's over.

[mike_donnelly]

that conan speech was awesome. do you know if there's a recording of it?

[Nachonachoman]

Excellent, really good! I loved Peters speech and Stewies!!

[Tetsujin]

conan's speech was pure class. funny and inspiring.

[Cerpin Taxt]

Yeah Seth has no class compared to Conan. Hell, Seth has no class compared to Kathy Griffin.

[Snack Related Mishap]

I read Conan's speech all the way through, but I couldn't get through five minutes of seth macfarlanes. Honestly, I didn't find Seth's that amusing.

[Tomacco]

Is Seth a Harvard grad?

[Dead Nigga Storage]

no, he went to some rhode island art school, or so he said in the speech.

[Cerpin Taxt]

Yeah.

I'm starting to think he only really amuses himself.

[billi vanilli]

the expression he makes while doing peter's voice makes me want to punch him in the face dozens upon dozens of times.

[Green_Peaness]

^What everyone else says. His smugness makes me want to not laugh, which was easy since he only made a few jokes that could potentially crack a smile. Kind of how I feel about the show.

[Cerpin Taxt]

Yeah. And the Peter face...it's just so Lon-Guyland ish.

Haha. I want royalties for that.

[mohammed jafar]

hearing the peter and stewie voices out of a guy in person for such a prolonged length of time really emphasises what boring, easy, stock-cupboard voices they actually are

and yeah, that conan speech is ridiculously great

[H Thompson]

Is Seth a Harvard grad?
come on now what sort of question was that.

What was the real reason for this speech, was it just to create some kind of ironic juxtaposition, like an Art installation or something?

[Dead Nigga Storage]

i think it was to give a firm warning to the harvard grads of the consequences of going down the wrong path.

[kuumuus]

terrible.

[kevin]

i want to punch the guy sitting behind him who laughs at every unfunny joke

[gravymaster]

Conan O'brien's speech in 2000 to Harvard

http://www.allowe.com/Humor/book/COBspeech2k.htm
I'm glad this was posted in THIS thread because it is actually one of the best graduation speeches I have ever heard. Now, put this speech against MacFarlane's and it makes Seth's look like absolute shit.

[bluemoose]

heh, I missed that post, so I had no idea what everyone was referring to when they said the "Conan O'Brien" speech. I thought it was just something that MacFarlane had said in his speech. Anyhow, I just read it through. Fucking awesome. It really puts Seth to shame.

[Sloppy Jimbo IV]

Now, put this speech against MacFarlane's and it makes Seth's look like absolute shit.

heck, if you put macfarlane's speech next to shit, it'd still lose