Henrik P
06-02-2006, 10:53 AM
This is my first fan fiction so don't laugh at me. ;)
Bart Trip (Name Parody of the movie Boat Trip)
Episode one: The beginning
One cold night at 742 Evergreen Teracce:
- I've had it with you people. I'm leaving now.
- Please don't leave Bart.
Bart slams the front door and starts running down the street looking for a place to stay...
...It all started last week on the first day of school after the summer holidays and Bart was starting 8th grade. The teachers asked the students to bring their family to school the following day for a school visit and without realizing it, Bart was the only one who brought his family to school. The other students where teasing with him about it but Marge and Homer didn't noticed it. It was time for english and the teacher asks Homer what a verb is, Homer answers wrong, saying it's some kind of food (mmm.. verb) and embarrases Bart in front of the whole class. Everyone in the classroom laughed at Bart.
Later on that day when Marge and Homer where leaving the school visit, Marge gave Bart a kiss on the cheek and Bart ends up being called a 'mamas boy'. This goes on the rest of the week until friday night when Homer and Marge get mad at Bart for not talking to them, Homer and Bart start fighting which leads to Bart leaving the house to find a better place to stay in...
Episode two: Milhouse to rescue
Bart was running down the street of evergreen teracce. It was raining and very cold outside. He was locking for a place to spend the night. He was planning to sleep in the Springfield Mal where he and Milhouse.. Milhouse?! Why didn’t he thought of that before. Bart could spend the night at his house. He ran as fast as he could to aviod getting soaked by the rain.
- Bart, what are you doing here? said Milhouse when he opend the door.
- Can I sleep here tonight?
- Well, okey. But I might wet my pants if we watch something scary and don’t wake up my parents.
The following day, Milhouse asked Bart what was going on. Bart explained what happend and Milhouse was convinced to go with Bart on his so called “Trip”.
Episode three: We all scream for tickets
- Wake up Bart! said Milhouse.
- I am awake!
- How come your eyes where closed?
- I was praying to Buddha..
Bart and Milhouse where on the Springfield Train Station waiting for the train to Hollywood, California where they would do auditions for the new McBain movie after seing a poster at the Springfield Mall. It said: "Do you want to become rich and unhappy like the most Hollywood stars? Come to Hollywood and audition for the new McBain movie".
- Look! Bart shouted to Milhouse.
- There's the train!
- What train? The teletubbies train?! said Milhouse
- Ohh Yeah, where going to the magic teletubbies world. (sarcastic)
Bart and Milhouse ran to the train and went aboard. They took two seats and started to wait...
- Tickets please.
A long guy with glasses stood beside Bart and was waiting to stamp their tickets.
- Wwwe don't have any sir, said Milhouse.
- I'm afraid I'll have to kick you off the train then!
The ticket guy took Bart and Milhouse in there shirts and throwed them out of the train.
- What are we going to do now? said Milhouse.
- Nothing. Where in HOLLYWOOD!
- Um.. Bart. Where in Mollywood. Read the sign.
Milhouse pointed at a big sign, it said: "Mollywood, the place where outliers gets the chance to become hobos".
- Weird, according to this sign, where in Rollywood?!..
To Be Continued
And please don't just say it's crap, tell me what I should improve.
Bart Trip (Name Parody of the movie Boat Trip)
Episode one: The beginning
One cold night at 742 Evergreen Teracce:
- I've had it with you people. I'm leaving now.
- Please don't leave Bart.
Bart slams the front door and starts running down the street looking for a place to stay...
...It all started last week on the first day of school after the summer holidays and Bart was starting 8th grade. The teachers asked the students to bring their family to school the following day for a school visit and without realizing it, Bart was the only one who brought his family to school. The other students where teasing with him about it but Marge and Homer didn't noticed it. It was time for english and the teacher asks Homer what a verb is, Homer answers wrong, saying it's some kind of food (mmm.. verb) and embarrases Bart in front of the whole class. Everyone in the classroom laughed at Bart.
Later on that day when Marge and Homer where leaving the school visit, Marge gave Bart a kiss on the cheek and Bart ends up being called a 'mamas boy'. This goes on the rest of the week until friday night when Homer and Marge get mad at Bart for not talking to them, Homer and Bart start fighting which leads to Bart leaving the house to find a better place to stay in...
Episode two: Milhouse to rescue
Bart was running down the street of evergreen teracce. It was raining and very cold outside. He was locking for a place to spend the night. He was planning to sleep in the Springfield Mal where he and Milhouse.. Milhouse?! Why didn’t he thought of that before. Bart could spend the night at his house. He ran as fast as he could to aviod getting soaked by the rain.
- Bart, what are you doing here? said Milhouse when he opend the door.
- Can I sleep here tonight?
- Well, okey. But I might wet my pants if we watch something scary and don’t wake up my parents.
The following day, Milhouse asked Bart what was going on. Bart explained what happend and Milhouse was convinced to go with Bart on his so called “Trip”.
Episode three: We all scream for tickets
- Wake up Bart! said Milhouse.
- I am awake!
- How come your eyes where closed?
- I was praying to Buddha..
Bart and Milhouse where on the Springfield Train Station waiting for the train to Hollywood, California where they would do auditions for the new McBain movie after seing a poster at the Springfield Mall. It said: "Do you want to become rich and unhappy like the most Hollywood stars? Come to Hollywood and audition for the new McBain movie".
- Look! Bart shouted to Milhouse.
- There's the train!
- What train? The teletubbies train?! said Milhouse
- Ohh Yeah, where going to the magic teletubbies world. (sarcastic)
Bart and Milhouse ran to the train and went aboard. They took two seats and started to wait...
- Tickets please.
A long guy with glasses stood beside Bart and was waiting to stamp their tickets.
- Wwwe don't have any sir, said Milhouse.
- I'm afraid I'll have to kick you off the train then!
The ticket guy took Bart and Milhouse in there shirts and throwed them out of the train.
- What are we going to do now? said Milhouse.
- Nothing. Where in HOLLYWOOD!
- Um.. Bart. Where in Mollywood. Read the sign.
Milhouse pointed at a big sign, it said: "Mollywood, the place where outliers gets the chance to become hobos".
- Weird, according to this sign, where in Rollywood?!..
To Be Continued
And please don't just say it's crap, tell me what I should improve.