Famous facts about Chuck Norris.

[Clarence]

We all know and love these TRUE facts about chuck norris. I'll start us off.

"Chuck Norris uses 8x10 pieces of ply wood as toilet paper"

[Jamie]

Sorry for bumping an eight-month old thread, but it looks like this one has promise

[Talking Pie]

"Chuck Norris was so disturbed by Clarence's lame Noiseland thread that he immediately kicked Clarence's ass. NHCers all over celebrated."

[Wasteland]

Chuck Norris can break a block of ice in half with his testicles.

[M@]

Chuck Norris once shot a plane down by pointing his finger at it and saying, "Bang."

M@

[brody]

Chuck Norris discovered the meaning of life and then roundhouse kicked it so hard, it became the meaning of death.

[D DEBBS]

Chuck Norris sang the theme to Walker:Texas Ranger.

Chuck...don't quit you day job selling exercise equipment with Christie Brinkley!

[The mayor of Albuquerque]

Chuck Norris has been known to eat live terrorists and shit them out as a can of Spam.

[Wasteland]

Chuck Norris has a penis the size of a Volvo wagon.

[D DEBBS]

Chcuk Norris looks like a wrinkled old prune.