Write your own Homer rant...

[somewhat]

I suppose I'll go first. Homer, in response to Marge complaining that his unhealthy eating habits are setting a bad example for the kids. (Yeah, it's not very creative)

Homer: I'm a human being, Marge, I need to live! Maybe you're happy in your straight-laced, lowfat, diet-cola lifestyle, but I could never live in your trim-waistlined world. No, I need to open my collar, to let my hair down, to drink malted milkshakes during hotdog-eating contests. My dear, I live in a world where second courses are always implied, belts are always at their last notch, and "chewing the fat" is always used as more than just an expression.

Well, it doesn't hold a candle to George Meyer's work, that's for sure. ;)

[Lisa's First Word]

How about this:

"But Maaaarrrge! Drinking beer out of bucket was lifetime dream for me!"

[Wasteland]

"Pfff, shock risk. I tell you, microwaves will eventually be commonplace in the shower."

[Gatorgod]

Imaginary Friends? ..Pfft! Lisa, When I was a Kid you followed strangers in the streets and pretended they were your Friend! ;-/

[lisalover1]

Homer: If I had a dime for every time I heard "Meltdown" uh... I'd have [Counting with fingers] uh... a lot of dimes!

[Jake]

From Season 23's episode: "Homer moves into a trailer Court"...

HOMER: Marge, all you need to do is gain 40 pounds, have five more kids, and use a rolling pin to threaten anyone--except me--who disagrees with you!

MARGE: Homer, I'm not turning into a Trailer Mammy.

HOMER: Pfft....FINE! Marge, when some hoodlum comes running across our backyard and is being chased by the police and COPS camera guy, you are SOOO going to look out of place!

[Gatorgod]

Homer: D'oooh! I'm a Curse when it comes to TV shows! The new ones I take a liking to get Canned, and the ones I don't watch get picked up FOREVER!! :'(

[Zoidbart]

Marge: "Homer! Why aren't you at work?"

Homer: "But I am working. I'm watching TV, aren't I? Where do you think cable comes from? My money! Hey Lisa, isn't buying something considered working?"

Marge: "Homer, Lisa is at school."

Homer: "Yeesh! They make kids go to school these days? What's next, making adults like us go to work?"

*Marge does her little signature sigh*



Yeah. Kind of sucks, lol. Hey, I'm bored.

[George]

haha, these are good.