Any NHC Members you think have died?

[CMQ]

I was thinking a moment ago, how do we know that particular formerly active members who mysteriously quit visiting didn't meet an untimely end? If someone were to bite the bucket, how would we ever find out?

So my real question is, what members who used to frequent this site disappeared, never to be heard from again? Also, what was their most likely mode of departure from the land of the living, i.e. train wreck, beheading, suicide, snake bite?

Just thought it would be a fun question to ask.

Cole probally died on the bender of all benders.

[billi vanilli]

yeah, fun.

[mr. broom]

http://miren.blogsome.com/images/georgeharrison.jpg

Eh. It's been done.

[DotheBartman]

Well, we have video evidence that suggests Bugay may have been killed by a masturbating bear.

[The General]

I haven't seen me around very often lately...

[lolpenis_taco]

Haven't seen Bill Oakley or Josh Weinstein around here lately. They breathin'?

[Talking Pie]

Art Vandelay hasn't been on Noiseland in awhile.

[pat]

Cole probally died on the bender of all benders.
cole posted like two days ago in the nba thread

[billi vanilli]

and on the third day

[Larson Something]

Art Vandelay hasn't been on Noiseland in awhile.

Acutally, he hasn't been heard from since two days before the Swedish hockey team won the gold in Torino. Perhaps he perished in some alcohol-related mishap during the celebrations.

Either that, or he was gang-raped and murdered by Muslims. Damn it! He tried to warn us, but would us bleeding-heart liberal know-nothings listen? Nooooooo.

[Hapablap]

PC/NHC member suicide pacts. The computer inherits the soul.

[billi vanilli]

dns hasn't been on since two this afternoon.

i bet he died in a plane crash

curtis wishes

[kelly]

i know, what's the deal?

i expected him online as soon as his flight landed.

[Dead Nigga Storage]

OMG I'M ALIVE!

[Wasteland]

Hey, I'm like the third Wasteland. Every time one of us dies, a new person between the ages of 19-22 gets the password to this account.

R.I.P. Wasteland 1: Jim Carr and Wasteland 2: John Vestal.

[Gabbo]

OMG I'M ALIVE!

ahh, i can sleep easy now

[Talking Pie]

ahh, i can sleep easy now

Yeah, it's nice that I'm not the only one here who bleeds Angel red.

[skittlebrau]

OMG I'M ALIVE!
Rats.

[Dead Nigga Storage]

where's your messiah now, skittle?

[Semaj]

¿Dónde está el ultraderecho?

[skittlebrau]

where's your messiah now, skittle?
He took a bunch of people with him to the tail-end of Comet Hale-Bopp and left me behind :(

http://www.pretribulation.com/images/marshall_applewhite001.jpg

[grissom]

I've always wondered what's going to happen when somebody on this board does die. A eulogy post from a family member possibly?

Yeah, that's definitely not likely

[Wasteland]

I have that kind of deal with my sister if I die. I really hate to leave loose ends.

[Sloppy Jimbo IV]

whatever happened to that momsaysimcool

[DotheBartman]

He's back!

http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/1001/1001_big_hug.jpg

[StrideR]

Fuck that. How about NHC members that are dead... to us?

[H Thompson]

Well I was thinking which NHC members you wish were dead. though that might be considerd a little mean spirited.
And I really hope this is Jimbo and that he's back to stay, because that would be fantastic, even better than the fact that Galalimit seems to have left. Although I do suspect he might come back with a new account.

If I could be botherd to post images I'd post the one with Edna K saying
"You wait for this day so long and when it finally comes you don't know what to say"
Aren't I witty everyone.

[Ryan]

i died a little bit inside every time i read a post by <insert hated member name>

[Curtis]

i died a little bit inside every time i read a post by <insert hated member name>

:uhh:

[EVIL JOHNNY 5]

even better than the fact that Galalimit seems to have left. Although I do suspect he might come back with a new account.

It was I who deleted Galalimit's account

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

[H Thompson]

It was I who deleted Galalimit's account

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Good for you.

[Galalimit]

even better than the fact that Galalimit seems to have left. Although I do suspect he might come back with a new account.


You suspected right, want a cookie?


HA!
http://www.rob-clarkson.com/duff-brewery/edna/07.jpg

[EVIL JOHNNY 5]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

[H Thompson]

I LOVE YOU

[garret]

Seconded. This will never get old!

[EVIL JOHNNY 5]

OHHHHH he's trying to come back again.


UNACCEPTABLE CHOICE

[grissom]

Hooray for Johnny 5!

[vox]

i've never hugged a robot before, but, oh what the hell!


and jimbo! it's been ages since we talked five minutes ago! i thought you had shot yourself or something, welcome back.

[Gatorgod]

and Where Is "Nefarious" It is with the asking I am doing sometimes? ...Hope he's not a Goner! :-/

[Wasteland]

Members I hope are dead:
those"Iluvgerard" bitches who were here last year.

Other than that, I can't think of anyone who should be dead.

Except Evil Johnny 5. You bastard, you stole my sexchat name!

[Nameless]

i have no idea what's going on with this 'galalimit being deleted' thing, beyond the fact that galalimit's account appears to be deleted. can somebody fill me in?

[Binky]

i have no idea what's going on with this 'galalimit being deleted' thing, beyond the fact that galalimit's account appears to be deleted. can somebody fill me in?
Galalimit's account was deleted

[H Thompson]

I'm reading your posts in the dead member thread and various other places. What's your problem man, and where is all this hate coming from? I haven't even spoken to you in like months and you're wishing death on me? That's just sick. Stop living in the past, i've done nothing to you anymore. Move on.
I didn't wish death on you, I jokingly suggested we make a thread called "members you wish were dead" and then I said that Jimbo coming back is even better news than you not being here anymore. And that was a joke as well - no news could possibly be better than your account being deleted. No but seriously I don't hate you, I'd be very sad to actually hate someone over the internet.

[New Galalimit]

Well, that's good to know Homer_Thompson as I don't hate you either or anyone else here for that matter. All that stuff in the past I said you to you(like liking marge etc) was all just joking around. None of the things I said to anyone was seriously meant. I'm sorry if you thought so.

And Channel Surfer, i've been trying to talk to you everywhere but you're not letting it happen so I have no choice but to ask it here, where is all this hatred from you coming from man. Why did you tell Evil Johnny 5 to keep deleting my account yesterday and why are you strictly forbidding me from returning to this forum even though it's Eric's forum and he has no problem with me coming back. Look here's the story, I asked Eric to delete my account a few days ago and I re-registered yesterday(which was again deleted by Johnny 5) as a way of "starting over" because I realize and fully acknowledge that I was a crap poster espically in the older days. I wanted to start off on the right foot for once.

But look, I had a really great talk with Gravymaster on AIM last night and I realize now that it was a mistake to delete my old account. There was no reason why I could've just started fresh using my old account and just forget about my old posts. I was obessive and i'm sorry. Channel Surfer, you think i'm just here to cause trouble but that's never been the case. I truly like posting here and it would be saddening for me if I was permantely banned from here. Please, just stop this man.

I'm asking you guys to give me a second chance. Please.

[Kuje]

Way to make a fresh start there....

[billi vanilli]

Why did you tell Evil Johnny 5 to keep deleting my account yesterday
just want to make sure that you know that evil johnny five isn't a real person.

you knew that, right?

...

right?!

[New Galalimit]

just want to make sure that you know that evil johnny five isn't a real person.

you knew that, right?

...

right?!

No I didn't and would I know that anyways if I only post in GD?

[SideshowTim]

just want to make sure that you know that evil johnny five isn't a real person.

you knew that, right?

...

right?!
shhh! evil johnny might hear you!

[billi vanilli]

No I didn't and would I know that anyways if I only post in GD?
because he's a fucking robot.

[Channel Surfer]

I'm asking you guys to give me a second chance. Please.

No.

[Wasteland]

Wait, is Evil Johnny 5 a real member, or is it the persona of one of our sub-par mods?

[Semaj]

He lives in Montana, and just celebrated his 20th birthday last week, so he has to be real.

[EVIL JOHNNY 5]

Wait, is Evil Johnny 5 a real member, or is it the persona of one of our sub-par mods?
You will learn to respect me, human.

Bwa ha ha ha ha!

[Wasteland]

You will learn to respect me, human.

Bwa ha ha ha ha!

Ouch. You wound me, sir. Or genderless robot. I don't know which.

Edit: were you insulted by the questioning of you authenticity, or was it for insulting our sub-par mods?

[Jake]

Rumor has it, Jake died in a car crash in 2004.

[Wasteland]

And you just can't stay dead, can you?

I knew I should have ran over you when I saw you crawling to the pavement. Oh well, hindsights always 20/20...

[Toli]

All hail Johnny 5 and his powerfull metal crest. This thread is trully a classic.

[H Thompson]

I'm asking you guys to give me a twentysecond chance. Please.
Fixed.
Actually should it be twenty-second, neither looks right to me.

[Smo]

Art Vandelay hasn't been on Noiseland in awhile.

If you're talking about me, I'm still here, just not posting very much. The switch from T1 to dial-up (on account of being home from school for the summer) has set me back a bit.

[Nameless]

i wonder where gorky went, she hasn't posted for over a year.

[Curtis]

Wait, is Evil Johnny 5 a real member, or is it the persona of one of our sub-par mods?

I killed the real Evil Johnny 5 a few months back. :-X

[Semaj]

If you're talking about me, I'm still here, just not posting very much. The switch from T1 to dial-up (on account of being home from school for the summer) has set me back a bit.

He meant this guy (http://www.nohomers.net/member.php?u=13919).

[CMQ]

What happened to Gilmore and Armed Debutant?

[My Little Needle]

ASO and irvine haven't posted in a while.

[Talking Pie]

If you're talking about me, I'm still here, just not posting very much. The switch from T1 to dial-up (on account of being home from school for the summer) has set me back a bit.

Actually, I meant the Sweedish guy. I almost forgot that it was your user title.

I haven't seen p2501 here in a long time.

[ehren]

Armed Debutant: enlisted in the military, assumed still at basic
gilmore, irv: who cares, really
ASO: arrested for being a MySpace predator

[My Little Needle]

haha. what about shlomo? my guess, killed in a suicide bombing.

[billi vanilli]

hope armed debutant is okay... :-/

i wonder what happened to that tard gillkid167 or whatever. i hated him

[kelly]

what happened to the guy that used to post foxtrot in his signature? he had the new one there, everyday, it was kinda cool

[Dead Nigga Storage]

i wonder what happened to that tard gillkid167 or whatever. i hated himyou and your pathetic attempts at self-deprication. if you want to be ridiculed and made fun of, there is a line of people willing to do it for you.

[Necromancer]

armed debutant washed out.

[SideshowTim]

i thought you'd died for a minute there necro. haven't seen you post for a little while.

[Dead Nigga Storage]

and that was the closest to 'washing' that her bitch ass ever got.

[kupomog]

Armed Debutant: enlisted in the military, assumed still at basic

She quit the army. She's going to school now.

[DotheBartman]

what happened to the guy that used to post foxtrot in his signature? he had the new one there, everyday, it was kinda cool

Simpson Purist. He made a few posts a while ago when the Simpsons movie trailer was shown, but other than that he seems to be done here. I have run into posts of his on some dvd boards though, when I've browsed them now and then. I miss that guy. Tibor also.

[Wasteland]

We don't see Lady2hotty that much anymore either. Remember when she used to have that sig supporting that teacher from here in Tennessee who had sex with a student? You know, the one that got caught recently for trying to contact the kid she screwed through myspace?

[StrideR]

Board fatigue seems to have begun to set in.

[aoife]

haha. what about shlomo?
Yeah, I wish he would return.

Kupo, glad to hear she's out of the army.

[The "Urban" Lenny]

what ever happened to crotis jivefunk/strong sad

[billi vanilli]

college, i think

[Wasteland]

^no. I had him killed. Had some free cash, and wanted to do something special.

[lisalover1]

Speaking of death, I just went to a funeral for one of My freinds.

[Lisa's First Word]

Speaking of death, I just went to a funeral for one of My freinds.

I feel sorry for that guy, RIP :ashamed:

[garret]

Wasteland had him killed, huh?

[H Thompson]

Speaking of death, I just went to a funeral for one of My freinds.
Oh well at least you didn't end up at a Funeral for a Friend gig.
That would have really sucked.

[Adamm R)))]

^Hehe, it's funny because I listen to them.

[Semaj]

We haven't seen much of ppoi307 these days.

[Talking Pie]

I noticed TransponderHut hasn't been here in weeks.

[God]

i find it strange that I've never heard of quite a few of these people that are missing.

[Ivan]

I haven't seen Ian Maxtone-Graham post here since he was banned. Whatever happened to that guy? :sarcasmeter explodes:

[Toli]

:bugay: Yeah I'm just gonna go with nah.

[buh]

i don't get it, toli.

[Toli]

I haven't seen Ian Maxtone-Graham post here since he was banned. Whatever happened to that guy? :sarcasmeter explodes:

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[Ivan]

:ahem: ...and did you ask to reproduce my post? Na it's ok :p

[CMQ]

What happened Flaming Homer, Barneybeergumble, Freakzilla and 4X4?

[The General]

What happened Flaming Homer, Barneybeergumble, Freakzilla and 4X4?

Who the fuck cares, as long as they're gone...

[EspanolBot]

Aw, what's the matter no one miss me?

[H Thompson]

Well I'm going to Morroco for a week later today so no need to start speculating I'm dead.

[George]

We haven't seen much of ppoi307 these days.
he's a big jewish boy now, there's no need to worry. 8-)

[Talking Pie]

What happened Flaming Homer, Barneybeergumble, Freakzilla and 4X4?

I believe 4X4 was banned.