Malachy
05-08-2006, 01:24 PM
5.01 - Reverend's Spermon
The reverend of the local Protestant church brings his daughter, Enzyte, something of a trouble-maker, back from boarding school. Matt falls in love with her, until she frames him for stealing the collection money one Sunday. Matt is embarassed by the congregation and punished by his parents. Amy, Matt's step-sister, eventually comes forward and tells everyone that it was Enzyte who stole the money. She gets shipped back to boarding school, and the reverend apologizes to Matt.
5.02 - A Go-Kart in the Hand...
Matt and his father work on a go-kart together, at the suggestion of Matt's mother, as a means to bond. The big race comes and goes, and Matt comes in last place. However, the first-place winner is injured in a freak accident, and he offers Matt the chance to be on the winning team. Matt accepts, to the dismay of his father. He wins the race, and the two men are too hung up in their celebration to be angry at eachother.
5.03 - Spermsons Memorial Day Special
Memorial Day is coming up, and Plato, Matt's father, has not gotten any gifts for his family members. He tries to make money by marching in the parade, but is left with only thirteen blood cells, the sperms' form of money. He take the cells to the medicine race track, but loses it all by going for the long-shot. However, after the race, he finds a stray vitamin, and decides to bring it home. Matt and Amy are thrilled, thinking it to be their present, and Memorial Day is saved.
The reverend of the local Protestant church brings his daughter, Enzyte, something of a trouble-maker, back from boarding school. Matt falls in love with her, until she frames him for stealing the collection money one Sunday. Matt is embarassed by the congregation and punished by his parents. Amy, Matt's step-sister, eventually comes forward and tells everyone that it was Enzyte who stole the money. She gets shipped back to boarding school, and the reverend apologizes to Matt.
5.02 - A Go-Kart in the Hand...
Matt and his father work on a go-kart together, at the suggestion of Matt's mother, as a means to bond. The big race comes and goes, and Matt comes in last place. However, the first-place winner is injured in a freak accident, and he offers Matt the chance to be on the winning team. Matt accepts, to the dismay of his father. He wins the race, and the two men are too hung up in their celebration to be angry at eachother.
5.03 - Spermsons Memorial Day Special
Memorial Day is coming up, and Plato, Matt's father, has not gotten any gifts for his family members. He tries to make money by marching in the parade, but is left with only thirteen blood cells, the sperms' form of money. He take the cells to the medicine race track, but loses it all by going for the long-shot. However, after the race, he finds a stray vitamin, and decides to bring it home. Matt and Amy are thrilled, thinking it to be their present, and Memorial Day is saved.