Over-intellectualize things thread

[Thats A Paddlin]

Why do people play video games?

I mean really....it does nothing to help you with life
You get no money from it.
It gets you no friends.
It earns you no respect.
You learn nothing about life from it.
It wastes your time when you could be making money, making friends, gettin respect and learning things about life!

Any other over-intellectualizations?

[Dead Nigga Storage]

why the fuck does something have to help your life to be worthwhile?

they're fun, shut up.

[Thats A Paddlin]

I know....thats why this is the over-intellectualize things thread.......I dont really think the things I said....im just over-intellectualizing.

[Dead Nigga Storage]

there's nothing intellectual about it.

[Thats A Paddlin]

intellectualize--
consider something rationally: to analyze, deal with, or explain something by thinking or reasoning exclusively
Encarta ® World English Dictionary © & (P) 1998-2004 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved.

I know thier fun....and I play them. But I was trying to be a little humourus by being over-rationalizing.

[Ihaveblink]

.....because it's fun. You don't play baseball because it's a good workout. Because it's fun.

[Thats A Paddlin]

Oh jeez....I know basically the reason we're all here on earth is to enjoy the time we have....Im NOT seriously asking the question of why people play video game....im OVER INTELLECTUALIZING....just to be funny, alright?

[Comic Book Guy]

hahaahahaha

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[EgoJudicata]

http://eighty.six-something.org/images/doritos3.jpg

[Thats A Paddlin]

Okayyyy....just thought I could have antelligently humurous conversation...someone delete this thread then......

[George]

how old is that kfc guy? he's been around for a long time... it makes no sense that he's not dead. come on, jeez.

i know you guys missed my retarded posts, so this is my way of making up.

[Thats A Paddlin]

THANK you.

[boogie down mikel]

actually i learned from video games that if you eat mushrooms you get a real sense of empowerment

also when bullies are close to death they start to flash red

[mr. broom]

The word "intellectualize" pisses me off.

[Talking Pie]

Fuck video games. It's all about pinball!

[Semaj]

Is it possible, rather probable, that the circle is actually made up of an infinite number of angles?

Look at the traditional hexagon.
Look at the traditional octagon.
Look at the traditional decagon.

You see a slow, but progessive pattern with that.

Imagine a wheel being made up of billions of small angles...

[billi vanilli]

what do you have against heptagons and nonagons?

[Malachy]

What's the deal with New England? It's over two-hundred years old!

[do what donny dont does]

Oh jeez....I know basically the reason we're all here on earth is to enjoy the time we have....Im NOT seriously asking the question of why people play video game....im OVER INTELLECTUALIZING....just to be funny, alright?


Way to piss people off, jerk. :D

[penny]

Why do some couples have sex without the intentions of trying to make a baby?

I mean really....it does nothing to help you with life
You get no money from it.
It gets you no friends.
It earns you no respect.
You learn nothing about life from it.
It wastes your time when you could be making money, making friends, gettin respect and learning things about life!

[Nebuchanezzar]

Is it possible, rather probable, that the circle is actually made up of an infinite number of angles?

Look at the traditional hexagon.
Look at the traditional octagon.
Look at the traditional decagon.

You see a slow, but progessive pattern with that.

Imagine a wheel being made up of billions of small angles...

No. Some man made circles and such are probably (nay: definately) made up of trillions of small angles, but a circle has no angles.

What's the deal with airline food?

[billi vanilli]

The packaging is generally poorly designed and cheaply made, as a method of cutting distribution costs. After all, most passengers wouldn't want a "Peanut Fee" attached to their already costly ticket prices in order to cover the expenses of higher quality wrappers. What are you complaining about, anyway? It's free food, and it's a nice snack. If you're really that bent on not enjoying the peanuts the airline so graciously provided you with, just save them and give them to the next homeless person you see. People these days are really selfish.

edit. http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2792&p=5

[Gay4Moleman]

I just wanted to tell EgoJudicata I love the pic of Leno hocking Dorito's. "What, you don't make enough money, you whore? You have to sell snacks to bovine America, too?"-BH

[Haoie]

Why does anyone do anything? Because they're stupid, that's why.

[Toli]

Why do people post on nohomers?

I mean really....it does nothing to help you with life
You get no money from it.
It gets you no friends.
It earns you no respect.
You learn nothing about life from it.
It wastes your time when you could be making money, making friends, gettin respect and learning things about life!

[God]

Why did Thats A Paddlin post this on nohomers?

I mean really....it did nothing to help him with life
He got no money from it.
It got him no friends.
It earnt him no respect.
He learnt nothing about life from it.
It wastes his time when he could have been making money, making friends, gettin respect (from his peeps) and learning things about life!

[bluemoose]

Why does anyone do anything?

I mean really....it does nothing to help them with life - well, it could, but who cares?
They get no money from it. - well, they might, but who cares?
It gets them no friends. - well, it could, but who cares?
It earns them no respect. - well, it could, but who cares?
They learn nothing about life from it. - well, they could, but who cares?
It wastes your time when you could be making money, making friends, gettin respect and learning things about life! - first part is true. everything is a waste of time.

[Ryan]

Why do people ...

I mean really....it does nothing to help you with life
You get no money from it.
It gets you no friends.
It earns you no respect.
You learn nothing about life from it.
It wastes your time when you could be making money, making friends, gettin respect and learning things about life!

How many times are people going to make another joke based on this?

[God]

frankly i'm surprised more people haven't made a joke of it.

[kupomog]

My guess is zero.