TV Spokesman Grudge Match

[skittlebrau]

Which one of these TV spokesman will kick the shit out of the other two to win your attention at what they're whoring out?

Will it be Matthew Lesko and his free stuff?
http://www.mleskobooks.com/paybills/leskonov_2.gif

Or will it be Billy Mays for Oxi Clean?!
http://home.earthlink.net/~anbrook/billymays.gif

Or will Wilford Brimley for Liberty Medical Insurance annihilate them both?!
http://www.geocities.com/gregariousmonks/Wilford-Brimley-03.jpg

CHOOSE NOW.

[Spartan]

speaking of lesko, has anyone seen his newest commercial. very low-key and no yelling.

[ehren]

the oatmeal man's quirky pronounciation of 'diabetes' always gets my attention.

[Dead Nigga Storage]

GET FREE MONEY TO PAY YOUR BILLS!!!

[Willmak5389]

Brimley is friggin' hilarious :laugh:

[kuumuus]

question mark man! question mark man!

oxy clean is made up of like 15% billy mays shout-spittle. oh how i loathe that man's voice.

brimley is old and boring.

[kupomog]

Uh, I only know the dude with the question marks so...him. Guess I need to watch more TV.

[kevin]

brimley is unintentially hilarious. winner

[Gabbo]

the oatmeal man's quirky pronounciation of 'diabetes' always gets my attention.

diabettis

[pat]

wilford brimley's mustache for the win

[Gunstar]

http://img116.imageshack.us/img116/4599/wilford6tv.gif

"You check your blood sugar, and you check it often. There's no reason not to."

[EgoJudicata]

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/8506/rusty5se.png

[Talking Pie]

Brimely - Gotta love that Instant Quaker Oatmeal!

[Dead Nigga Storage]

how is this even CLOSE? what can you possibly do to compare to lesko? seriously, brimley is absolutely nothing special or noteworthy.

you all suck.

[aoife]

Brimley all the way.
You can't mess with his moustche, and he even tells you to eat your oatmeal in a threatening way.

CHECK YOUR BLOODSUGAR :MrT:

[kuumuus]

i will give brimley credit for his ability to drag a man by his mouth.

http://www.chud.com/chudvd/reviews/images/thing10.jpg

[mayo]

"hi. i'm wilford brimley and i have diabetes. it hurts me to pee and it causes me to be short with my family. i can't sleep at night. the other day i stubbed my toe and i took it out on the dog. and two weeks ago i ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. then i find out my wife's been dead for six years. who the hell did i hit?!?"

http://www.palomar.edu/kksm/onairs/wilford.jpg

[skittlebrau]

oh how i loathe that man's voice.
http://billmayswood.ytmnd.com/

[do what donny dont does]

Brimley's the real deal! He would whip up on those two phonies like a deranged Vietnam Vet kicking the shit out of some generation X wanna-be bad-ass.

[box elder]

i've gotta go with the local hero, Lesko. i've seen him at least 10 times walking around or driving in his question mark-covered car.

[Mayor Quimby]

Lesko and I wonder who actually buys that book...

[shhbly]

I loved Brimley in the Thing

http://eric.b.olsen.tripod.com/images/thing82_3.jpg

[grissom]

I'd say Brimely, but there's always the chance that Billy Mays could just drive the other two away with his aggravating voice

[StrideR]

You guys are killing me...

[caribou]

Lesko wins from this list, but Santo Gold (http://www.geocities.com/santogoldmuseum/story.html) would wipe the floor with all three.

http://www.geocities.com/santogoldmuseum/santo.jpg