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Uh, I don't know what's funnier...the story, or the suspect (who looks like Milton from Office Space).
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060420/od_nm/breasts_dc;_ylt=AiNIifI7AnrwHejbUrvkDLKs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3OD dxdHBhBHNlYwM5NjQ-
Magnum
04-20-2006, 06:24 PM
http://cache.jalopnik.com/cars/images/gas_can.gif
Semaj
04-20-2006, 07:16 PM
I'd say the suspect's funnier.
Larson Something
04-20-2006, 07:30 PM
"Hey...that's not the wallet inspector!"
Haoie
04-20-2006, 07:43 PM
Honk?
The first thing i thought of when seeing the thread title was those "FBI: Federal Breast Inspector" novelty shirts.
Dead Nigga Storage
04-20-2006, 07:48 PM
breast joke
Ignignot
04-20-2006, 08:50 PM
How did anyone fall for that?
Radioactive Man
04-20-2006, 11:50 PM
This is the breast thread ever.
Hilarious stuff. Mostly because after a women called the police and he fled he was found later in another womens house.
I wonder if he'll try the same thing in prison.
George
04-21-2006, 06:37 AM
When I grow up, I'm going to Breast Inspector University.
He sort of resembles Milton, don't you think?
http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/nm/20060420/2006_04_20t114829_385x450_us_breasts.jpg?x=180&y=210&sig=KPX8okLP2aELdr.uBdv4Og--
IdRathaHavaBeer
04-21-2006, 06:51 AM
have you guys seen office space? he looks like that guy who is missing his stapler.
He totally does!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3f/Ernest_Borgnine_Navy_2.jpg/250px-Ernest_Borgnine_Navy_2.jpg
have you seen my stapler?
penny
04-21-2006, 08:22 AM
I wonder how long it took him to plot that scheme.
Dr Zaius
04-21-2006, 08:40 AM
I wanted pictures of the women.
lolpenis_taco
04-21-2006, 10:17 AM
He looks like that guy off of those cartoons Mike Judge used to do for SNL.
Ignignot
04-21-2006, 12:35 PM
He looks like
http://www.evilzero.com/NewsRadio/mrjames.jpg
and
http://www.newstohughes.com/images/dodgeball_milton.jpg
^ it was hard to find a picture of that guy until i searched "dodgeball milton"
George
04-21-2006, 12:44 PM
I think Milton is the winning lookalike, come on:
Perv:
http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/nm/20060420/2006_04_20t114829_385x450_us_breasts.jpg?x=180&y=210&sig=KPX8okLP2aELdr.uBdv4Og--
Milton, from Office Space:
http://www.thecobrasnose.com/images3/OSMiltonsm.jpg
and speaking of milton, i need this shirt:
http://www.80stees.com/images/products/OfficeSpace_Stapler-T-shirt.jpg
"excuse me, i believe you have my stapler"
Dead Nigga Storage
04-21-2006, 12:46 PM
jesus christ, george...c'mon.
George
04-21-2006, 01:21 PM
I'm sure there's an insult in that post, but where?
billi vanilli
04-21-2006, 01:23 PM
they are played by the same actor.
George
04-21-2006, 01:38 PM
literally made me laugh.
Dead Nigga Storage
04-21-2006, 01:52 PM
plus, everyone else was mocking you for pointing out that he looked like milton because the VERY first post in the thread said that. then, everyone kept saying it just to make fun of you and you didn't get it.
Ignignot
04-21-2006, 04:54 PM
^ it was hard to find a picture of that guy until i searched "dodgeball milton"
I even gave away the joke.
George
04-22-2006, 10:54 AM
So I don't read the first post properly. Does that make me stupid? The answer is, "yes". But it's the entertaining type of stupid. And in the end, isn't that the real smartness of it?
Gabbo
04-22-2006, 11:53 AM
what the fuck are you talking about?
dr.foot
04-25-2006, 05:43 AM
I wouldn't let that guy cut my grass, let alone in my house, let alone touch my hand.......
mikeymansimpsons
04-25-2006, 11:02 AM
real or not? if it is real it's disturbing
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