What would you name your kids?

[billi vanilli]

navin edit: george, your children will hate you.

[George]

same for me, cause I started this thread.

DAMMIT NAVIN NOW I FORGOT WHAT I WAS GONNA NAME THE GIRL.
when my daughter ends up being called something like Danielle because of my indecisiveness i'll tell her to blame it on billy.

[nathaniel]

nino - Fidel
nina - Che

[Semaj]

Boy - Jack
Girl - Paige

Were our profiles being mixed up?

-Someone Else

Yes.

-Mr. Semaj

[Ivan]

Boy- Seattle


What about Walla Walla, Keokuk, & Cucamonga? :D The latter of which borders a city I live in.

boy: Preston
girl: Wendy

[vox]

Boy- Seattle


Seattle? Are you fucking kidding me!?

hey, hey, no cursing on my fucking account.

- vox

[OldCootAbe]

Undecided on a boy, girl = Jessica.

[George]

No, Vox, I think it's a nice name. Semaj, or whoever posted on behalf of Semaj, I think NHC is jumbling the profiles up at random, for example, it was ME, George, who created the thread and NHC made it look like Navin's.

[billi vanilli]

Things have been weird since midnight...

[skittlebrau]

am I a mod or something?

- George

[irv]

Actually, me and my girlfriend were talking about this last night.

Boy: Christian Alexander
Girl: Sylvia Jane

[EVIL JOHNNY 5]

^Wasteland

[kevin]

^evil johnny five

[Nebuchanezzar]

Stop needlessly posting and stay on topic, or I'll have to issue warnings.

Girl: Patricia
Boy: Curtis

[George]

Girl: Hermione-Cho
Boy: Draco

omg harry potter!

[Tomacco]

boy = skeeter
girl = shanikwa

[Necromancer]

boy = skeeter
girl = shanikwa

Best answer yet.

For me, probably

Boy: James
Girl: Dianne

-The General

[mohammed jafar]

I think my children's names will change every time they speak

[gil]

This new Jafar displeases me.

[penny]

boy- fletcher
girl- cool-modee

[Willmak5389]

^^^Whoops, that last post was mine. Sorry pennycandy

[kelly]

girl - esme

haven't decided on a boy's name yet.

[Haoie]

Girl: Amy, Amitie, or something of the sort
Boy: ?

[Wonderlicious]

Boy: David, Josh
Girl: Lisa, Anna

I've given two choices for both as I'm really undecided.

[lolpenis_taco]

Necromancer and Necromacer

[The mayor of Albuquerque]

Ha!

Boy - Anthony Lucifer
Girl - Precious Wilhelmina

[George]

^ I believe they're taken.

[Mr. Sparkle]

boy- Fang
girl- Georgina

[Gabbo]

boy - bojangles
girl - moon unit

[Ivan]

Louise and Melvin

haha

[Rnymd]

Boy/Girl - Bowie.

[Nerd Groupie]

Anele Vynette
Deveraux Lee

[Ryan]

Boy: No fucking idea
Girl: Emily, Elle or Rachel

[My Little Needle]

boy: ehren
girl: aviva

[Little Kid Lover]

boy: sammy
girl: emily

[billi vanilli]

i don't want to be credited as the starter of this thread. i try to keep my threads to a minimum, and this bullshit plus 1 post count kind of shit is exactly what i try to stay away from.

bah, anyway:
boy - billy
girl - julia

there are lots of pretty girl's names, though.

[Zero the Hero]

Boy - Spiderman
Girl - Petroleum

[SubSane]

boy - Victor
girl - Sherry

[God]

boy: A.C./Screech/Zack
girl: Lisa/Jessie/Kelly/Tori

[Gabbo]

boy: A.C./Screech/Zack
girl: Lisa/Jessie/Kelly/Tori

Jesus

[Talking Pie]

What about Walla Walla, Keokuk, & Cucamonga? :D The latter of which borders a city I live in.

boy: Preston
girl: Wendy

That was my post, btw. ;)

[Queenie]

Boy = Benjamin John
Girl = Robin Magnolia

[Dr Zaius]

I like them familiar-yet-not-too common names like Clint and Roger and Virgil. No Jack or Bill for my spawn.

[Jeff]

boy: taylor
girl: emily

[Semaj]

Frick n' Frack

[Run CMB]

Boy: Ludacris(topher)
Girl: Ja Rule

[CMQ]

Boy: Curtis Hierro
Girl: Kupomog

[D DEBBS]

Girl: Bethany or Wendy (Peter Pan fanatic)

Boy: Peter or Jeffrey

[box elder]

boy: jerome david
girl: sarah

[George]

That was my post, btw. ;)
I might've guessed, Mr. Fajita.

[shhbly]

I like the Wendy choices!!!!

[DAntae]

boy: ?
girl: ava marie

[The "Urban" Lenny]

Boy: Ceaser or David
Girl: Samantha or Leila

[kelly]

I like the Wendy choices!!!!

my parents' second choice was wendy! my brothers would have gotten that name, had they been girls.

[shhbly]

^^
he he ... I would have been a Wesley if I had been a boy.
I'm glad I'm a Wendy (for more than one reason!)

[vinceq]

Kiddlet - rename to Kid at age 4 - rename to Spoiled Brat at 12 - rename to Homeless Shit at 16

[Son of Bomber]

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/onion_imagearticle1180.frontpage_thumbnail.jpg

[George]

literally all the white names on that list are well known pornstars.

[SideshowTim]

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/onion_imagearticle1180.frontpage_thumbnail.jpg
all of those names bar the asian category are so, so, awful.

[box elder]

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/onion_imagearticle1180.frontpage_thumbnail.jpg


that's fake. no way those are the most popular names. i've never met a single person named "LaPrell" and the only "Dakota" i know of is that kid actor, who's a female. "Propecia"? isn't that an erection drug?

[JimmytheGeek]

girl: Selina

boy: Frank or Sean

[disco neon]

Boy = John
Girl = Bryony

[bluemoose]

that's fake. no way those are the most popular names. i've never met a single person named "LaPrell" and the only "Dakota" i know of is that kid actor, who's a female. "Propecia"? isn't that an erection drug?


It is fake. It's from The Onion. Check out the url.

[box elder]

yeah i didn't check the url, but i had no doubt it was fake. i just thought i'd point out it's obvious fakeness because it seemed some people might be taking it seriously (though maybe they were just playing along, who knows).

[bluemoose]

Yeah, I thought it was real for a second, but when I quoted it, I realized the url was from The Onion. Plus the names are completely ridiculous.

I think you're right, "propecia" is an erection drug. or a drug of some kind.

[ricky326123]

Girl - lisa, amy or hayley
boy - kyle, steve

[kupomog]

Girl: Sadie or Korie
Boy: Riley or Enzo

[Ryan]

So, Chris and Gwyneth went with Moses this time. Poor kid.

[david195]

Boy: Arthur
Girl: Martha

[Nedhasabigego]

Boy- Oscar or Curt

Girl- Jubilee

[grissom]

Boy - Jack
Girl - Can't decide, Elizabeth or Katelyn maybe