You're under arrest!

[Semaj]

Make a sentence beginning with "you're under arrest", followed by a reason why. More than obvious.

You're under arrest for overworking this poor little kitty.

fag

[buh]

nah.

[Wasteland]

You're under arrest for everything humanly possible.

Now for the love of God, close this before we have a repeat of the "Sue the Above Poster" thread.

[Talking Pie]

^You're under arrest for having a Dirty Harry avatar.

[Imperciph]

You are under arrest for being big in Japan.

[CJman327]

you're under arrest for wallowing in your own crapulence.

[vinceq]

^ you're under arrest for having too many ducks in a row

[garret]

Your under arrest for being alive.
+1

[Reverend Lovejoy]

You're under arrest for having a Flanders avatar.

[garret]

Your under arrest for not chewing your food properly.

[AngryDad33]

Your under arrest for buying the last doughnut

[Reverend Lovejoy]

You're under arrest for being an angry dad.

[garret]

^ Your'e under arrest for mis-spelling donut.

[Semaj]

You're under arrest for marrying a Vegas wife.

[vinceq]

.sdrawkcab gnilleps rof tserra rednu er'uoY

[D DEBBS]

^
You're under arrest for having Poochie, the Rawkin' Dawg, as your avatar!

[Wasteland]

You're under arrest for being in a 'cat'-atonic state.

[garret]

^ Your'e under arrest for killing Kenny.

[buh]

you're under arrest for still posting.

[Talking Pie]

^ You're under arrest for accusing wiggle puppy of still posting.

[D DEBBS]

^
You're under arrest for being a dessert that talks back to people!

[Talking Pie]

^You're under arrest for living in the city where Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgandy takes place.

[Imperciph]

You are under arrest for turning down an acting role in a pornographic film.

[Semaj]

You're under arrest for being a blockhead.

[Imperciph]

You are under arrest for secretly signing a contract for directing an erotic animation film.

[garret]

Your under arrest for being a human with a zombies toe!

[Talking Pie]

^You're under arrest for having the hots for an actress that went to the same junior high school I went to.

[vinceq]

^ you're under arrest for speaking when not spoken to.

[D DEBBS]

^
You're under arrest for stealing a lobster harmonica.

[Imperciph]

You are under arrest for secretly fantasizing about Hitler.

[Reverend Lovejoy]

You're under arrest for wallowing in your own crapulance.

[vinceq]

^ you're under arrest for being naked under your clothes.

[garret]

Your under arrest for not mentioning my turtle in any of your posts!

[Wasteland]

You're under arrest for being somewhere in the woods.

[vinceq]

You're under arrest for that thing you did with that thing over there.

[Wasteland]

You're under arrest for being Canadian.

[Semaj]

You're under arrest for being a misanthrope.

[garret]

^ Your'e under arrest for living in Buffalo.

[Wasteland]

You're under arrest for having no usertitle, klav klavash.

[garret]

Your'e under arrest for being a Misanthropic Son Of A Bitch.

[Talking Pie]

You're under arrest for not using the phrase, "You're under arrest for" in your above post.

[Semaj]

You're under arrest for being a Libra.

[garret]

Your'e under arrest for da derp de derp da derpity dum.

[buh]

you're under arrest for talking complete rubbish (that includes all other 983 posts of yours.)

[Semaj]

You're under arrest for missing a funny South Park joke.

[Talking Pie]

You're under arrest for fainting while viewing the user note "birthday present" I sent you last week. ;)

[Wasteland]

You're under arrest, you naughty bitch you. :flirt:

[Imperciph]

You are under arrest for trying to flirt with the person you are arresting.

And the next guy to arrest me because of my custom title ought to be arrested for running a joke to the ground.

[Talking Pie]

You're arrested for telling pepole not to run a joke about your avatar to the ground.

[Wasteland]

You're under arrest for being an +1

[Talking Pie]

^You're under arrest for confusing me with members like simpsons number 1 and Clarence.

[Imperciph]

You are under arrest for stalking Rachel mcadams and mis-spelling "people".

[Talking Pie]

^You're under arrest for accusing me of stalking.

[Reverend Lovejoy]

You're under arrest for having music lists on your sig.

[vinceq]

You're under arrest for going to eleven.

[D DEBBS]

^
Under arrest from NOT telling anyone what the 'Q' in your name stands for.

[Wasteland]

You're under arrest for it being meow...always MEOW!

[Willmak5389]

You're under arrest for posting in this thread today

[vinceq]

You're under arrest for breaking the law. oooooo!

[Semaj]

You're under arrest for being from Canada, eh?

[Wasteland]

You're under arrest for living in a town that has the same name as a large bovine animal.

[D DEBBS]

^
You're under arrest for hating mankind-that's my cat, Tyrant's, job!

[Talking Pie]

^ You're under arrest for living in San Diego County.

[Wasteland]

^ You're under arrest for being a regular poster in this (http://www.nohomers.net/showthread.php?p=1214293&highlight=Sue+poster#post1214293) thread.

History repeats itself.

[Willmak5389]

You're under arrest for joining NHC in March 2005.

[Talking Pie]

You're under arrest for having an Office avatar.

[Reverend Lovejoy]

You're under arrest for being big in Japan.

[Semaj]

You're under arrest for not believing the sky was falling.

[Talking Pie]

^ You're under arrest for having a STH avatar.

[Reverend Lovejoy]

You're under arrest for having a Roy avatar.

[vinceq]

You're under arrest because I said so.

[Talking Pie]

You're under arrest for saying so.

[Semaj]

You're under arrest for taking up unwanted residence in the Simpsons' house.

[Snack Related Mishap]

you're under arrest for taking up unwanted residence in Buffalo.

[Talking Pie]

You're under arrest for taking up unwanted residence in a location you'd like to keep private.

[Nameless]

You're under arrest for arresting people without an arresting permit.

[Snack Related Mishap]

You're under arrest for not revealing your name.

[Talking Pie]

You're under arrest for having Evangeline Lilly as your celeb crush.

[Dr Zaius]

You're under arrest for wearing those shoes with those pants.

[Snack Related Mishap]

Your under arrest for masturbating too much.

On a side note, You're under arrest for having Evangeline Lilly as your celeb crush.

Fuck, how did you know? Actually, that's not serious, my real celebrity crush is on Foo Fighte alba. Bet you can't figure it out now, huh?

[Talking Pie]

You're under arrest for using a Foo Fighters emoticon.

[Nameless]

You're under arrest for having a one-episode character as your avatar.

[vinceq]

You're under arrest for corrupting senior citizens.

[Nameless]

You're under arrest for arresting people without proof.

[Reverend Lovejoy]

You're under arrest for being nameless.

[Talking Pie]

You're under arrest for joining NHC a month after me.

[D DEBBS]

^
You're under arrest for only being big in Taiwan, not Japan.

[Talking Pie]

^ You're under arrest for living near the 78 freeway.

[Semaj]

You're under arrest for being a dork.

[Talking Pie]

You're under arrest for having an American Dad avatar.

[vinceq]

You're under arrest for performing unneccessary surgery on a ficus.

[Talking Pie]

You're under arrest for living in the same Canadian province that my celeb crush grew up in.

[Imperciph]

You are under arrest for having a crush on a celeb.

[Nameless]

I'm suing you...I mean, you're under arrest for...uh, something.

[Willmak5389]

You're under arrest for not having a name

[Nameless]

You're under arrest for arresting me for the same reason as the last person that arrested me.

[D DEBBS]

^
You're under arrest for naming yourself 'Nameless.'

[Dr Zaius]

You're under arrest for sending fan mail to James Blunt.

[Nameless]

You're all under arrest for arresting people for invalid arresting reasons.

[Talking Pie]

^You're under arrest for arresting everyone instead of just the poster above you.

[D DEBBS]

^
You're under arrest for having 5 Orkos-the suckiest character in MOTU

[Semaj]

You're under arrest from impersonating Catwoman.

[Dr Zaius]

You're under arrest for contributing to the success of the Spice Girls.

[Nameless]

I'm arresting myself to avoid being arrested.

[dantheman40k]

Too late! Youre under arrest for comparing me to a jigsaw puzzle in my user notes on my original account!!!

[Talking Pie]

You're under arrest for not having an avatar.

[Reverend Lovejoy]

You're under arrest for joining the NHC a month before me.

[D DEBBS]

^
You're under arrest because I hafta go check a map to find where Milton Keyes in England is (the only Milton I know is Milton the Toaster from the 1970's Kellogg's Pop-Tarts commercials).

[Nameless]

You're under arrest for replying to Reverend Lovejoy who replied to Talking Pie who replied to dantheman40k who replied to me who replied to Dr. Bartley who replied to Dr Zaius who replied to Dr. Bartley who replied to Semaj who replied to D DEBBS who replied to Talking Pie who replied to me who etc. etc. etc.

[Semaj]

You're under arrest for not completing your arrest.

[Talking Pie]

You're under arrest for completing your arrest.

[D DEBBS]

^
You're under arrest for giving me a headache from reading the last couple of messages!

[Zero the Hero]

You're under arrest because I said so.

[D DEBBS]

^
You're under arrest for impersonating a 1970's cartoon character from 'School House Rock.'

[Zero the Hero]

You're under arrest for raping a million cats.

[Semaj]

You're under arrest for reminding me that I'm up WAY past beddy-bye time.

G'Nite! :o|

[Dr Zaius]

You're under arrest for having impure sexual thoughts about Curtis.

[Talking Pie]

You're under arrest for telling us to hand our Werther's Originals to you.

[Nameless]

You're under arrest for posting before me.

[vinceq]

You're under arrest for singing, but not in the rain.

[Reverend Lovejoy]

You're under arrest for being a pin pal.

[D DEBBS]

^
Under arrest for having a daughter whose hair smells like cherry Froot Loops.

[Willmak5389]

You're under arrest for always, always, always posting in Noiseland arcade

[D DEBBS]

^
You're under arrest for being stupid...STUPID!!!

[Nameless]

You're under arrest for posting in a pale imitation of the 'sue the above poster' thread.

[D DEBBS]

^
You're under arrest for being nameless.

[Zero the Hero]

You're under arrest for making Nameless go through double jepardy.

[Willmak5389]

you're under arrest becuase it's triple jeopardy by now

[Zero the Hero]

You're under arrest for being ugly

[Talking Pie]

You're under arrest for moving from Fake Street to Real Street.

[Zero the Hero]

You're under arrest for doing something illegal

[Talking Pie]

You're under arrest for having Pink Floyd stars.

[Zero the Hero]

You're under arrest for having Orko stars.

[Old Man Simpson]

You're under arrest for arresting someone without a court-signed warrant.

[Zero the Hero]

You're under arrest for being Canadian.

[Talking Pie]

You're under arrest for spelling your gender wrong in your profile.

[Zero the Hero]

You're under arrest for not seeing that it was a joke.

[D DEBBS]

^
You're under arrest for residing on 'the dark side of the moon.'

[D DEBBS]

^
You're under arrest for NOT being a real doctor.

[vinceq]

You're under arrest for being gnarly.

[Nameless]

You're under arrest for joining in August but only having 245 posts.

[gpm]

^ you're under arrest for being under arrest

[George]

You're under arrest. The NHCPD don't take kindly to Linkin Park fans.

[Talking Pie]

You're under arrest for posting an acronym.

[Zero the Hero]

You're under arrest for lying. Pies can't talk, you son of a bitch.

[Semaj]

You're under arrest for using a jutaxposition in your username.

[Zero the Hero]

You're under arrest for living inside of an animal.

[Cole]

You're under arrest for living in a non-living zone

[gmf46car]

You're under arrest for being a guest.

[Cole]

You're under arrest for wanting to make whoopee with someone I'd like to make whoopee with even though she's not in that profile question anymore now that she's been replaced by Rachel McAdams.

[Cole]

You're under arrest for being a person

[Cole]

You're under arrest for identity theft.

[Cole]

You're under arrest for identity theft.

[Cole]

You're under arrest for using italics.

[Cole]

You're under arrest for not being able to talk.

[Will Kill For Food]

You're under arrest because i'm Dr. Bartley.

[Meursault]

You're under arrest

[Ericgirl]

You're under arrest for not giving any reason why.

[Lee Went]

You're under arrest for having 0 posts, even though you just posted.

[vsimpsons]

You're under arrest because your post count doesn't go up in Noiseland Arcade.

[BUGAY]

You're under arrest for having a Sideshow Bob avatar.

[guy]

You're under arrest because I forgot.

[whooo]

You're under arrest for forgetting.

[Smeagol88]

You're under arrest because you're a guy.

[good dolphin]

You're under arrest because I'm not a guy.

[BUGAY]

You're under arrest because your a good dolphin.

[Cole]

You're under arrest for assuming the identity of a mod.

[jz8000]

You're under arrest for being Cole.

[Homer the Hulk]

You're under arrest for registering three and a half years ago.

[InterMurph]

You're under arrest for having zero posts.

[irv]

You're under arrest because I've posted too much in this thread today even though it doesn't look like it.

[Hydro]

You're under arrest because I'm Talking Pie.

[America: Fuck Yea!]

You're under arrest because you're Talking Pie.

[Nameless]

You're under arrest because you might be Lawnboy.

[Zero the Hero]

You're under arrest because I'm not.

[Nameless]

You're under arrest because it looks like the switching usernames has stopped.

[America: Fuck Yea!]

You're under arrest because it hasn't, most of us are cheating.

[gil]

You're under arrest for typing too many words in you location.

[Nameless]

You're under arrest for meaning to arrest me but arresting lawnboy instead.

[Zero the Hero]

You're under arrest because that wasn't really lawnboy.

[Nameless]

You're under arrest for having no proof.

[Zero the Hero]

You're under arrest for being a butt head.

[Nameless]

You're under arrest for changing your name without the approval of every NHC member.

[Channel Surfer]

^
You're under arrest for not making smores for every member visiting NHC

[Talking Pie]

You're under arrest for having no proof.


Here's the proof: I was Lawnboy in that post. ;)

^You're under arrest for surfing channels.

[Semaj]

You're under arrest because Fools' Day is over.

[Ivan]

^ you're under arrest for having half of someone's arm in your avatar

[Zero the Hero]

You're under arrest for breathing.

[Zero the Hero]

You're under arrest for not having 4,466 posts.

[Imperciph]

You're under arrest for having 4,467 posts!

You are under arrest for arresting people for crappy unfunny reasons.

[George]

I believe re-dorkulating is unlegal in this part of the internet. ARREST'D.

[George]

Ah, so you've played Knifey Spooney before. ARREST'D for underage knifeyspoonery.

[Reverend Lovejoy]

You're under arrest for staring back at me.

[Talking Pie]

You're under arrest for having someone staring back at you.

[Imperciph]

You are under arrest for selling marijuana to underaged children instead of selling it to Dr. Bartley.

[Semaj]

You're under arrest for living in the Dead Zone.

[Zero the Hero]

You're under arrest for having an unfunny comic strip in your signature

[Dr Zaius]

You're under arrest for hurting Semaj's feelings.

[Zero the Hero]

You're under arrest for being smelly.

[Talking Pie]

You're under arrest for insulting someone's hygeine.

[Zero the Hero]

You're under arrest for changing your avatar.

[Talking Pie]

You're under arrest for not chaning your avatar.

[Zero the Hero]

You're under arrest for making a typo

[Talking Pie]

You're under arrest for not making a typo.

[Zero the Hero]

You're under arrest for taking what I said and making it negative.

[Talking Pie]

You're under arrest for assuming I was dissing you.

[Zero the Hero]

You're under arrest for having fingers.

[Talking Pie]

You're under arrest for having toes.

[Zero the Hero]

You're under arrest for urinating on the Pope

[Talking Pie]

You're under arrest for confusing this thread with the "obvious lie" thread.

[Zero the Hero]

You're under arrest for being a big meanie face

[Talking Pie]

You're under arrest for assuming I'm a meanie.

[Zero the Hero]

You're under arrest for not being a meanie.

[Talking Pie]

You're under arrest for being right.

[Zero the Hero]

You're under arrest for being left.

[Semaj]

You're under arrest for getting sick.

[Reverend Lovejoy]

You're under arrest for being a doctor.

[Talking Pie]

You're under arrest for being a reverend.

[Reverend Lovejoy]

You're under arrest for being a pie.

[D DEBBS]

^
Under arrest for being a corrupt 7 term mayor

[Semaj]

You're under arrest for being a feline monger.

[Zero the Hero]

You're under arrest for being offline when you were arrested

[vinceq]

You're under arrest for synthesizing a laxative from peas and carrots.

[Zero the Hero]

You're under arrest for being vinceq

[Talking Pie]

You're under arrest for being Zero the Hero.

[Zero the Hero]

You're under arrest for molesting children

[George]

You're under arrest because meneeds someone to arrest.

[Talking Pie]

You're under arrest for having rotating userbars.

[Zero the Hero]

You're under arrest for living in Australia, you kangaroo lover.

[Zero the Hero]

You're under arrest for blaming me for your sickness, you...ugly.

[Zero the Hero]

You're under arrest because you think you're not ugly.

[Zero the Hero]

You're under arrest for not never saying you didn't think you weren't ugly.

[Zero the Hero]

You're under arrest for putting a instead of an.

[Semaj]

You're under arrest for being on the exact opposite side of the world from me.

[Zero the Hero]

You're under arrest for insurance fraud.

[Talking Pie]

You're under arrest for using the default skin.

[Dr Zaius]

You're under arrest for molesting Curtis in his sleep.

[Semaj]

You're under arrest for living in a Monkey Trauma Center.

[George]

you're under arrest for reading one to many peanuts.

[Reverend Lovejoy]

You're under arrest for having a guitar on your avatar.

[D DEBBS]

^
Under arrest for letting daughter steal from the collection plate and letting town 'bad boy' take the blame.

[vinceq]

You're under arrest for cutting the cheese in a crowded elevator.

[George]

You're under arrest for having a guitar on your avatar.
it's not just A guitar, it's the guitar of that famous guitarist guy from that famous band, audioslave i think it's called. hence the "white power" written on it.

vinceq you are under arrest for not posting a smiley in your post.

EDIT: ah crap. apparently it's SOUL power. silly me. :uhh:

[Talking Pie]

You're under arrest for editing your post.

[buh]

you're under arrest for not being at school.

i am not a good guesser :)

[buh]

you're under arrest because i am sick too, dude.

[buh]

you're under arrest because your old usename used to be "nameless fan"

[buh]

you're under arrest because it mine also used to be "mad man"

[D DEBBS]

^
You're under arrest 'cuz if you repeated your user name twice, you'd be known as Buh-Buh!

[D DEBBS]

^
Under arrest for being re-dorkulated without a license!