Bad episode ideas

[garret]

Submit your horrible episode ideas. :D

Cell-Simpsons
The Simpsons become cellphones, with hilarious consequences!

Ralph the pimp
Ralph Wiggum gets sick of being "special", and decides to find something that he's good at. He goes from place to place around Springfield and finds nothing. On his way home he meets a pimp and decides he wants to be a pimp, and it turns out he excels at it! Ralph enjoys his pimping at first, but starts to question his morals, Ralph tries to quit pimping but he is not allowed by the big pimp boss "Bizmareeno" Ralph eventually decides to turn to the leprechaun for help and he tells him to burn the whole town, he does and everyone dies, including Ralph.

[Rowdy Roddy Peeper]

'Tut'

One day, Comic Book Guy reaches a level of boredom he has never reached before. He decides, to pass the time, to create a thread on a message board, called 'Bad episode ideas'. He's loving the bad ideas submitted, and is hooked on commentating with laughter "Worst episode idea ever!", over and over again, louder and louder, shoving the nearest tub of popcorn in his mouth, as the hot caramel and cinnamon corn melts in his hysterically, uncontrollable mouth of irony.

[Simpsons Forever!]

The Simpsons go to prison...again...with hilarious consequences...probably...

[CJman327]

"Homer The Crony"
***************
When Marge buys a new cell phone and Homer abuses it by making prank calls to everybody in town, Bart copies him and calls drug dealers by accident and when Marge finds out, she calls the police. The police come but before long, Homer's gone and Homer from then on becomes an official crony of crack-smoking, do-nothing murderers with no lives. Marge gets a quick divorce and kicks Bart out. Lisa finally tries to get the family back together by using liquor and slingshots to lure them in and Homer will go into Detox and Bart will be put in therapy. :) When it's no use at the store, she quickly starts smoking and Marge just can't take it anymore. Marge commits suicide and Maggie is then taken in with Homer's family's aunt and uncle, and Maggie grows up to become the next Bill Gates!

[garret]

The simpsons are going to...
the simpsons win a trip around the world, and end up getting imprisioned by Santa's Little Helper's evil twin.

[Reverend Lovejoy]

Isn't there already a thread about this (although I think it was closed)?

[AngryDad33]

She's Back
Maude Flanders rises frome the dead and Ned gets remarried to his corpse bride. But Ned doesn't know that Maude has risen for revenge to kill Homer so Ned Shoots Maude in the head with a T-Shirt gun for trying to kill Homer.
THE END

[Wonderlicious]

A Star is Bart
Bart has some new friends who've moved from a snowy mountain town called South Park; Kenny, Cartman, Kyle and Stan. They discover a plan hatched by Osama Bin Laden that Springfield is going to be subject to a nuclear bomb. Meanwhile, Ralph gets scared seeing Bart socialise with paper.

[Klia]

Isn't there already a thread about this (although I think it was closed)?

As far as I know, it wasn't closed.

[garret]

Rod=Chuzzles
Rod Flanders gets a new cat, and names it "chuzzles", Ned sees that name as blasphemy so he kills the cat. In the end everyone in Springfield becomes ninjas.

[Wonderlicious]

Another one...

Looking at the Photo Album on a Rainy Day: Yet Another Simpsons Clip Show
It's raining and the TV has broken, so Marge suggests the family look back on their memories in the photo album. Like the time Bart and friends became a boy band...and the time Homer was thought to be Bigfoot...and the time the family visited Florida...and the time Marge went crazy with Becky. They soon begin to get scared that they're too abnormal, yet fortunately, Lisa recalls how the family often do normal things; Lisa remembers how they sat around the kitchen table worrying about their love lives. That clears everything up, and the family hug.

[Willmak5389]

Season 17

[GrandmaBird!!!]

“Skate Bored”
Homer in bed one night accidentally kills Marge with a shotgun before turning it on himself. Upon finding his newly deceased parents, Bart takes Homer’s wallet and buys a new skateboard which causes Milhouse to become jealous.

[garret]

Bart it up the hole
Bart becomes a rapist, and terrorizes Springfield, but it turns out it was all Hans Moleman's fault.

[Ivan]

i have numerous episode ideas and all of them are bad. go to http://ivan1991.tripod.com/id77.html the episodes are meant to be from an "imaginary" season 24 of the Simpsons

[Wasteland]

Neddie's Lil' Bastard

Ned is terrified to find out that Rod is not his son, but the result of the secret slutty life of Maude before they first met. Comedy and depressing guest stars ensue.

[garret]

The first of all homer's
Kermit the frog guest stars.

[Reverend Lovejoy]

A few horrible ideas;

The best of the Cat Lady
An entire episode featuring nobody but the Cat Lady.

The best of the Yes Guy
Like the other one, but with the Yes Guy.

The best of the Rich Texan
I think you get the idea.

Sorry to anyone who likes these characters. BTW, Wasteland, who's son is Rod supposed to be?

[Semaj]

The best of the Yes Guy
Like the other one, but with the Yes Guy.

Sounds cool to me. http://www.nohomers.net/images/smilies/smiley.gif

Here are my extremely bad ideas.

You sure you wanna read mine?

Okay, but don't say I didn't warn you.

The Thanksgiving That Almost Wasn't
Marge grows jealous of Bart when he develops excellent cooking and cleaning skills. He bonds so well with Homer, that he offers him to cook the Thanksgiving dinner. Marge snaps and decides to steal the turkey one morning.

Dude, That's Racist!
Homer can't figure out why Santa's Little Helper gets angry whenever the Hibberts come to visit. Hibbert soon marks SLH a racist, and when Homer takes him to the vet, he's considered a racist too!

Homer Mad!
The Rich Texan starts digging tunnels under peoples' homes, and one day goes under the Simpsons' home. Homer has to put up with the Texan's shenanegans for a while, but things get wierd when he accidentally cuts his finger off with a silksaw. Homer is then forced to take an anger management course, while his family and friends avoid him.

Who's Ho is That?
When Marge is cleaning out the garage one morning, she discovers an old photo of one of Homer's ex-girlfriends in a diary from his teen years. She gets so mad that he never told her about it, that he's indefinitely kicked out the house.

The Simpsons are going to Montana!
The Simpsons take a trip to Montana, where they discover that people like Richard Thomas are lousing up local ranches for incoming Hollywood folk. Homer likes the idea when he discovers a plan to build a Hollywood Squares studio near the mountains. Lisa does not appear in this episode.

Homer gets a Zero
Marge forces Homer to get her a gift (even though it's neither Valentines Day, Mothers Day, her birthday, or Christmas). Instead of the diamonds she wants, Homer gives her a gift based on a daily rating (of 1 to 10) that he gives her. When he gives her dull earnings, based on a score of three, he's sleeping in the treehouse again.

[Simpsons Forever!]

Mmmm...D'OHnuts
After choking on a donut, Homer successfully sues the Lardlad company for damages and bankrupts them, forcing him to set up a new donut business. They become so popular, he spends less time with the family, upsetting Marge, who runs off with the Fox executive. Together they concoct a recipe of their own to bring down Homer's donut business for good. Meanwhile, Bart takes up a free driving lesson offer.

[garret]

The simpsons are dead as of yesterday
The simpsons die, and they all go to hell except for Lisa. Bart gets jealous and lies to the devil so she would be put in hell, Bart wakes up and it turns out that it was all a dream, but he's a hooker. In the end, he becomes a taxidermist.

P.S. Semaj, your ideas are all from King of the Hill! :)

[garret]

Ralph Gets Arrested For Plagiarism: Part 1

Ralph decides to team up with a rabbit for his science project, the rabbit Tell's him to draw pictures of him for the science. Ralph shows the pictures at the science fair, but gets arrested for plagiarism because it turns out that rabbit was Binky from Matt Groening's Life in Hell comic strips. He was found out because Janey's father was one of Matt G's lawyers. Ralph goes on trial but since his lawyer is Lionel Hutz, he loses, and is sentenced death...

Ralph Gets Arrested For Plagiarism: Part 2

Ralph escapes from prison with the help of Binky, who get's himself thrown in prison by robbing the Kwik-E-Mart. They escape along with every other inmate by blowing a hole in the side of the prison with a bomb made out of magical unicorns... and plutonium. They flee to West Springfield to clear their names...

Note: This is the season finale.

Ralph Clears His Name

Ralph proves he and Binky are innocent through interpretive dance. this goes on for 36 minutes as this is a one hour special. In the end, everybody forgets what Ralph did out of confusion, and Chief Wiggum takes him home.

Note: The "The end?" screen at the end leaves room for a sequel.

[Ivan]

What about your sick "Homer Rapes The Panda", Gorak? lol

[garret]

They deleted it, or else I would have posted it here.

[manashima]

Gorak i just wann say your ideas are genius!
please keep em going!

[Nameless]

The Best Of The NHC Bad Episode Ideas Thread Of 2006

(20 minutes of blank white screen)

[garret]

Gorak i just wann say your ideas are genius!
please keep em going!
Thanks.

Itchy & Scratchy & Moe
One day, Moe goes top the doctor because he keeps getting horrible headaches. When he gets there, the doctor performs various physical and psychological tests. He eventually comes to the conclusion that Moe has schizophrenia and ADD. Moe for some reason gets the idea that he wants to be on the Itchy and Scratchy show, he goes and auditions for a new character, coincidentally called Moe the Possum, Moe auditions but does not get the part, but he flys off the handle and breaks a bottle and stabs the casting director. Roger Myers Jr. likes his in-your-face insanity and hires him. Moe's antics substantially increase the show's ratings. Moe eventually got bored with it and wanted to quit, he tries to but Roger Myers wont let him, as he doesn't wanna lose ratings. Moe yet again flys off the handle and breaks the bottle and critically injures Roger. Moe needs to evade the cops, so he legally changes his name to just Moe, like Cher, instead of the old Momar Syzlak.

[bluemoose]

There's another meltdown...hilarious antics ensue. :)

+1

[CJman327]

Supercriticize Me
*************
Homer picks up handy tips from an electrician and how to turn his house into a profitable living space. He completely ignores him and plays his PSP. The electrician feels ignored and alerts Marge. Marge tells Homer not be so ignorant of people's feelings, but as she tells him, Homer is drilling a hole into the house trying to do what the electrician says.

Homer totally fails(obviously)and explodes the house. In a furious rage, his dumb psychological instinct tells him to ignore Marge and go on a rampage over town criticizing everybody.

Homer insults everybody, but when Homer runs amok on Fat Tony, Homer is sentenced to die 3 days afterwards. Bart decides to pull a prank on the mobsters with Milhouse, but Lisa knows things will go awry, so she screws up the aim on Bart's paintball gun but Bart ends up shooting Mr. Burns. Mr. Burns frames Homer for the "crime". Things quickly turn ugly when Homer, in need of money for the electricity bill, eyes an electric scooter to cash in towards charity for a wide recgognition and a quick cash scheme towards the company and Homer will be banked in big money if he kept up the charade with even MORE merchandise. He fears a scam will ensue and quickly turns away knocking over a cash register being Mr. Burns to be the first to catch eye to Homer and frames him for stealing. The electrician knowing his feelings were hurt, alerts Chief Wiggum who tells the mobsters to go on with their business because Homer is a horrible jerk.

The day of the duel, Homer is locked up in jail and Marge apologizes to Homer and busts into the jail cell. For the scene of injustice, Marge is held back by the cops and it is another frame for Marge shooting Mr. Burns with the paintball gun. Attempted murder sends Homer on another rampage, and since enough is enough, Homer and Marge are sentenced to death penalty and the mobsters cock their guns. Moe bursts in to the rescue. In wonder of how Moe knew, Moe reveals that the situation is on FOX, and that it's another ridiculous episode of the show last seen in "The Frying Game", "FRAME UP!". The family leaves relieved, but sues FOX into bankrupcy. Thusly leaving the town with nothing to watch. They quickly resort to the shallowness of NBC, then ABC, then the....SHUTTER....WB!!!!!!! The town is quickly dumbed down and they become mindless zombies.

Yep, that was sure a 4-act longevity of mindless drivel!!!!!! :p :D

[Kiyosuki]

Call me crazy..but while most of these are quite bad I like a few of them. ^^;

[benos]

Homer-mom.

Homer becomes the housewife for the day after Marge leaves to become more a happy housewife, and ends up meeting after housewives. starring those desperate housewives. lol.

Beat Me Lisa.

Lisa challanges Bart to a game show host competition.

Call me Marge Or Call Me Crazy

Marge loses her mind after Homer ditches his itimate night with her for a baseball game.

Italian Bob Returns.

The Simpsons go back to Italy, only to meet up with sideshow bob again, can they survive three weeks out being murdered by Bob, his wife and sons.

Where The Simpsons Got Lost.

A holloween special where simpsons find themselves on a mystery island, but ending up meeting Jack, Locke, Sayid, Kate, and the others, of course, and they end up being cannibals stuck on the island for 48 days chased by a creepy smoke monster. hiliarty asures.

The Oddly Sibling Fight.

Lisa and Bart punch another and they go flying out the window, and continue to fight another around springfield, but while having flashbacks of thier young childhood after Bart had stuck up to Lisa after a schoolyard bully was trying to hurt her for being a nerd.

Homer Vs The Misguided Fool

Homer takes revenge on a idiotic but charming playboy who ended up falling for his wife twenty years earlier.

Teach That Bart A Lesson. (you get my drift)

Bart accidently destroys his family's precious hierlooms. Bart is sent to a special place to learn how to respect people's private stuff. hilitary asures, When he starts to prank the teacher.

Danger, Danger, Homer Simpson.

When Homer ends up activating another meltdown, he gets fired, but soon becomes accident prone by the people around him. Or is it just concidence?

Doh!, The Simpsons or The Adoptsons.

The Simpsons go to a Robbie Williams concert, only to be booed at after Homer strips naked, while drunk. Marge is disappointed, and tells Homer to go on a srict beer diet, and become a bigger husband and father. Meanwhile, Bart and Lisa together discover a terrible secret containing that maybe Homer and Marge are'nt thier real parents. :laugh:

Make A Date With Pestiny

Homer ends up finding that Milhouse has something that might let him date Lisa. But Lisa disapproves, but goes along with it, but finding out that Milhouse is not all that bad, but until he becomes abit of nutter after finding out that he did'nt take his pills. The night turns into a disaster.

Meet The Parentity Coot

The sequel to that episode. nuff said. stupid huh. yes. pussy

Homer, Marge and that moleman.

Homer and Marge go to a threate only to find out that moleman says "i am gay for homer and marge". wtf.

[Rest your giant head]

*Help me to come out with a good titlle for this episode*
Homer lost his last three hairs. Depresive,because he thought that he's to much ugly,he registered on an internet forum called "Bald guys board".

[garret]

FUCK YOU UGLY BITCH ASS COCK SUCKER!!!

The family shouts random swear words for 3 hours straight.

[Nightshade]

Marge, Homer, Lisa, Bart, or Maggie die.

[GrandmaBird!!!]

"INDEPENDENCE GAY "
Already a Buddhist, vegetarian, liberal activist, Lisa confesses to being a lesbian. The episode marks Jessica Lovejoy’s return, as Lisa’s partner in Science class and in life.
Ellen DeGeneres & Clay Aiken guest star

[HOMR]

Lisa The Bastard
Homer Accidently kills Marge with his knife. He starts to date on the Internet, but when nobody wants him, he gets a prostitute, which turns out to be Lisa's real mother. Meanwhile, Kirk Van Houten finds out that he's allergic to birds.

Santa Claus Is Coming to town
Edna Krabapple marries Agnes Skinner. Seymour doesn't like this, so he eats all of their food. He gets so fat that he's got to buy new pants. Agnes won't pay for them.

Flanders loves Homer
Homer takes Flanders to Moe's, and Flanders gets so drunk, that he kills Homer. So Flanders dresses up as Homer, and pretends to be him. Nobody ever finds out.

The Simpsons are going to Las Vegas!
You get the idea.

[Reverend Lovejoy]

"INDEPENDENCE GAY "
Already a Buddhist, vegetarian, liberal activist, Lisa confesses to being a lesbian. The episode marks Jessica Lovejoy’s return, as Lisa’s partner in Science class and in life.
Ellen DeGeneres & Clay Aiken guest star

Give Jessica a better role and you'd make that episode bearable.

[Paul]

"Panda-monium"
Homer begins a lewd affair with Selma, all the while attending a support group for panda rape victims. Meanwhile, Reverend Lovejoy discovers that he is HIV positive.

Promo card:
http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/7718/homeandselma7kd.gif

[benos]

WORST EPISODES EVAR!....


Lisa The Lesbian. (oh yeah, i could see lisa and jessica become friends or more then friends. :-)... )

A future episode before Lisa becomes the president of the usa. Lisa just cannot find the one she will be with, until she meets a man who is charming as ever, but it turns out that he was "she" dressed as a man, but somehow Lisa hits it off, but they both fall another. Homer is delighted and accepts it. Marge who doubtly thinks that maybe this is'nt really the kind of person that Lisa is, tries to sabotage the relationship but fails without avail. But Patty re-appears with her new girlfriend, :aww: and tries to sort Marge out that its okay, its her choice. But soon enough, they break up suddenly over lisa's girlfriend actually being a guy all this time, after Lisa was drugged. :uhh: All ends that ends well. Lisa becomes hetro-sexual, believing both sexes may well be her only chance in her love life, either one, she might be happy. pussy


Welcome Back Jessica.

Jessica, 16 returns from boarding school, and Bart, 16 tries so hard to resist his urge in meeting Jessica. But all else fails, Jessica meets Bart again and she tries to keep him into heaps of mischief when she causes the police to raid springfield high of drug trafficaking.

Maggie Finally Speaks.......Almost.

Maggie tries to say her real first word to the whole family, but almost likely she says simpson....but just could'nt get there. Homer tries to find Uncle Herb again, but soon finds out that the baby translating business has died down.

Herbie Goes Bananas!

Herbie still in Springfield, tries his luck in the fruit business. But when Homer almosts punches a customer for paying the right amount of money, Herbie is furious and runs around the town acting like donkey kong for bananas.

Jazz Master Of Disguise.

When Lisa tries her luck on the road to becoming a insprising jazz player at a local bar, he ends up rivaling
a certain charming young man, Joey who has sorta of grudge against her, but somehow inside her Lisa likes him, but she won't give up without a fight, but decides to dress up in a diguise to fool the young man into liking her and making sure Joey loses the jazz playing competiton.


Homer and Ginger-attractive.

Homer meets Ginger, a beautiful hairstylist who takes a liking on him, and Homer decides to go to her more. But when Marge finds out, she plans to sabotage the relationship and get Homer back to her. Ginger turns out to be a determined biatch wanting to date dumb girls to steal thier money.

Without Further Delay, Divorce.

Homer tries to work out his relationship with Marge after the dealings with Ginger. Meanwhile Bart and Lisa work together to bring them back together. But Marge backs down.

Moe The Doe.

When the government investigates Moe for dealing with strange mafia guys, he tries to hide himself and must think of a way to stall the government when he gets a idea to get Homer get his identity and reputation back in time before he found and caught.

[Adamm R)))]

Mmmm...D'OHnuts
After choking on a donut, Homer successfully sues the Lardlad company for damages and bankrupts them, forcing him to set up a new donut business. They become so popular, he spends less time with the family, upsetting Marge, who runs off with the Fox executive. Together they concoct a recipe of their own to bring down Homer's donut business for good. Meanwhile, Bart takes up a free driving lesson offer.
I think this is the sort of thing that should be posted on this thread, things that you can actually see happening, but just sound awful. Not all of these "[Character] Kills [Character] with stupid consequences" or "[Character] has sex with [Character] with stupid consequences" that took you 5 seconds to think up.

[lisalover1]

I've got the stupidest idea ever! The simpsons have a never-ending staring contest, and your T.V remote is broken!

[Gatorgod]

Bart makes his own home movie, Hires Mike Myers to star in it. Eddie Murphy does surprise walk on, Whole Episode a thinly disguised promotion for Shrek 3

[E-I-E-I-Moe]

Marriage on the Rocks
Marge gets mad at Homer and they separate.

[Reverend Lovejoy]

"Panda-monium"
Homer begins a lewd affair with Selma, all the while attending a support group for panda rape victims. Meanwhile, Reverend Lovejoy discovers that he is HIV positive.

Be honest, did you post that to see my reaction, or was it just a coincidence?Either way, what happens?

Either way... :-O :-/
Especially 'cause of the promocard.

[E-I-E-I-Moe]

Well, the ideas are intended to be terrible.

[Gatorgod]

Moe gets Suicidal when some kid beats his score on an old Frogger coin-op in the darkest corner of his bar. Ron Howard guest stars ...again :boggled:

[benos]

Big Bad Lisa

When Lisa accidently scores a C- in maths, when accussed of stealing by the teacher(which she did'nt) Homer is furious and sends her to her room. But Marge feels that Homer was too hard on her, but Lisa runs away and thinks that he is not wanted.

Bart Vs Bart

When Bart discovers he has a split personality, he tries to fight his other Bart, a sweet and kind young boy that never gets into trouble. Lisa discovers the truth and she dies trying to fix Bart. lol. omg did'nt see that coming? nah not really.

Give Us Some Smart Or Shoot Him

Lisa is the only one to save Homer from the springfield mafia after he is kidnapped to work on a intelligent puzzle that has dawn on man for centuries, and Lisa is the only one to solve it.

Marge Sex.

marge and homer get it on though the enemy. no bart, lisa, maggie or any springfieldians make a apperance in the episode. it all around 30 min action. :LOL:

Frink's Adventures.

Professor Frink gets his very first episode where is experiments will go wrong, or the other way around.
The Simpsons make a small apperance in the episode.

Lisa The Brothel.

Lisa, aged 24 scandalizes with a older man and awakens inside a brothel. and........... :-X

Throw Me A Fricken Bonehead.

Dr Evil meets Homer Simpson and he becomes one of his henchmen. Scorpio makes a appearance.

:D :LOL: :angry: 8-) .

The Simpsons are happy, things get funny, but Homer gets angry, but they are all cool in this episode.

:confused:

The Simpsons land on a island finding out thier up against crazed people known as "The Losties" who have been on the island for 480 days.

Bart and Lisa Watch TV

Homer and Marge leave for a vacation without Bart and Lisa knowing, and Grandpa has no choice but to look after them, but he leaves back to the retirement home, and Bart and Lisa have the place themselves, they watch tv for the whole entire episode. SWWWWEEEEET.

Eat And Candy For Day, Watch A Fat Man Burn For A Lifetime.

Homer become a food junkie once again, Marge leaves him and files for divorce, but Homer finds out a way to get Marge back, but soon realizes Marge has left Bart and Lisa there, and the siblings think of a way to get them back together.

The Coughman Prophecies.

Homer catches a bad cough, Marge does'nt know how to cure his cough, and it continues to make Marge a little crazy, so Bart and Lisa are sent on a errand to buy one, but gets caught up in a bad situation involving a priest stuck in a sewer.

Barney Got Lingered.

Watch Barney though the whole episode slowly around the bar.

Lisa is Lesbian 2 Be In Future.

Lisa is a fashion designing lesbian and bart is a stripper. Homer and Marge got divorced 2000 years ago, and are both stuck in time. Maggie is a renegade soldier trying to find a cure for homer and marge's time freeze, Bart and Lisa find out they must team up to fight a evil dictator that is finding a way to kill Lisa.

The Longest Simpsons Title Evar!(neverending doh!)

Homer is annoyed at Comic Book Guy, and wants to battle him in a arena battle, to see who is the dumbest fighter in Springfield.

Springfield Guest Stars.

Every single celebrities that have been on the simpsons appear out of nowhere and demand a rebellion against the Springfieldians.

Me Not Make Sense.

Ralph does stuff though the whole episodes.

Ralph.

Ralph again does his duties as the dumbest kid in springfield elementray.

The Homatrix.

Mr Simpson, AKA Homer discovers he maybe the one to stop the Burnstrix from ruling the computerized world of Planet Springfield.

"Mr Simpson, welcome back, we missed you....well actually, instead of missing you, we go on blabbering about random threats, while you go ahead and do that crazy so called fighting skills".

Homer: Oh....you mean like eating donuts, i actually don't know how to fight, because of Tank AKA Barney keeps on putting beer in me making me slow and fat, of course stupid. i guess i just call Neo. or whatever......wait....he's dead, DOH!

Burnstrix: Mu hahahahahahahahahahahhaha....cough cough.....damn it Smith, why did you end up having to
put cough spells in this, your fired!

Smith: Oh please sir, don't fire me, i will always love you....errr in a way that your plans of ruling Planet Springfield....but can i kill Homer now, i guess something useful for this long awaiting climix is nearly over.

Burnstrix: Grrrrrr. alright Smith, but if you fail, your going to have to put in a chamber........of Gay People.

Smith: With pleasure sir!

[Reverend Lovejoy]

Here's a VERY bad idea:

The Simpsons meet Chicken Little
After a peculiar incident involving a certain Disney movie and Frink's "reality mixer-upper", the characters from Chicken Little enter the Simpsons universe.
Once again, Chicken Little has to proove there are aliens, so he asks for the help of the Simpsons, with hilarious results. This time, the aliens turn out to be Kang and Kodos in a way that makes about as much sense as the rest of this episode. In some bizarre subplots, Abby realises she is good looking compared to Patty and Selma and Turkey Lurkey runs for Mayor in Springfield, with support from the Lovejoys. At the end, CL has found out about the aliens, Abby feels better about herself and Turkey Lurkey has quit because of the Thanksgiving celebrations he has to do, and they all disappear for some reason. Everyone else goes off to Krustyburger.

[Paul]

For those of you who wanted to see the exciting conclusion to "Panda-monium":

Reverend Lovejoy gets full-blown AIDS and dies. Meanwhile, Homer realises his feelings for the panda that raped him and proceeds to divorce Marge, and Selma gets an abortion after discovering that she is pregnant with Homer´s seed.

[Reverend Lovejoy]

Sorry, Paul, but that sucks ass even for this thread. Kill off CBG instead and it's bareable.

[garret]

You're taking this thread waaay to seriously, lighten up.

[Reverend Lovejoy]

Sorry, forgot to put that winky face on the end of my last post. I'm joking.

[Rabbi Krustofski]

Selma gets an abortion after discovering that she is pregnant with Homer´s seed.
Add Rabbi Krustofski and it would be bearable.

[lisalover1]

I actually think "The Homatrix" is a funny concept, when put as a Simpsons episode!

[benos]

Mr Mmmmmmmmmm:

Homer gets caught at a dinner party in Mr Burn's mansion,
when a young food chef mistakes him for Homer Johnson,
a former springfieldian world class chief. And Homer becomes famous, but he fears the worst when he has no idea how to cook superior, and tries to get Marge's help, but she disagrees but finally agrees on one condition.

Happy Bee Friend.

Bumblebee Guy and his adventures. (finally the worst episode contains bumble guy alone without the simpsons)

Never Live Twice....Or Was It Once?.

Homer dies, meets a god's servant who tells him that in 48 hours he must fall for his wife again or else he stays in heaven forever, so he comes back to life to renew his love for Marge who has moved on with her life, in a quick of a flash. But finds out Homer is a zombie. When Marge falls for a rich handsome greek man known as Ignatius, Homer finds out she just wants her for sex and dancing. So Homer devises a plan to eat Ignatius, and delcare Marge back, so he come back to life. err...yeah thats it :-/

The Doh Rap.

Homer annoys his family with his rap, when top hit rapper Snoop Dogg thinks he can make into the business.....he goes on a road trip. Meanwhile the family miss him so much, they party on. ;-/

ADJKSAJDKJSDJKAJDSJDSJDSKJSDKSDS.

Lisa learns her ADJ's.

BABDBADBADAB.

Bart learns his bad ways from Homer.

LISA DICER.

Lisa becomes a dice murderer.

Margy Poo.

Marge transforms into Winnie.

Homer Dork.

Homer turns into a nerd.

OMG WTF BBQ.

Homer creates the ultimate bbq, but its ruined by Lisa again, which turns out she lied. lol. owned. :-X

[Reverend Lovejoy]

Add Rabbi Krustofski and it would be bearable.

If that's a joke about me... good one. :LOL:

Anyway, some more ideas;

In Marge We Trust - as written by me
Basically the same as in Marge we trust, only with a lot more flashbacks and no subplot. Oh, and Marge is in there... somewhere....

Why, Helen, why?
In a sequel to the sequel of Panda-monium (sorry, Paul), Helen realises she's also got aids. Then she realises how much everyone hates her and feels angry. Guest starring me for some reason.

The Simpsons meet Chicken Little part 2 - Thanksgiving
The CL characters return to the Simpson world, around Thanksgiving. Turkey Lurkey is offended by all this 'turkeycide' and declares war on the holiday. CL and the Simpsons try to get him to calm down as well as getting back to their own world. Needless to say, this ep is full of tasteless turkey/thanksgiving jokes and Scully era-style wackiness.

[Paul]

If that's a joke about me... good one. :LOL:
His name is Rabbi Krustofski.

[Nameless]

Mmmm...D'OHnuts
After choking on a donut, Homer successfully sues the Lardlad company for damages and bankrupts them, forcing him to set up a new donut business. They become so popular, he spends less time with the family, upsetting Marge, who runs off with the Fox executive. Together they concoct a recipe of their own to bring down Homer's donut business for good. Meanwhile, Bart takes up a free driving lesson offer.

sounds like that issue of simpsons comics, only less crap.

Simpsons Dream Stories

Whilst sleeping one night, Bart, Lisa and Maggie have individual dreams made entirely of clips from past episodes to form stories. Bart's dream involves clips from New Kids On The Blecch, Saddlesore Galactica and The Mansion Family, Lisa's dream has clips from Alone Again Natura-Diddily, Simpsons Tall Tales, and Children Of A Lesser Clod, whilst Maggie's has clips from the new footage in the episode. Meanwhile, Homer suffers from insomnia due to a high-pitched sound in the house only he can hear. He decides to dig underneath the house's foundations to get to the root of the problem, but the noise only stops after he collapses half the houses in Springfield.

And, in a similar vein;

Simpsons Movie Stories
Simpsons Play Stories
Simpsons Hospital Stories
Simpsons Politics Stories
Simpsons Easter Stories
Simpsons War Stories
Simpsons Internet Stories
Simpsons Heirloom Stories
Simpsons Yard Sale Stories
Simpsons International Stories
Simpsons Simpsons Stories
Simpsons Crime Stories
Simpsons Episode Production Stories
A Series Of Simpsons Events
Simpsons Fairy Stories
Simpsons Horror Stories
Simpsons Adventure Gamebook Stories
Simpsons Parody Stories
Simpsons Random Things From History In 3 Segments That Never Have Any Sort Of Plot Stories
Simpsons Video Game Stories
Simpsons Trilogy Stories
Simpsons Magic Stories
Simpsons Schoolyard Stories
Simpsons Have Run Out Of Ideas Stories
Simpsons Treehouse Of Horror Stories
Simpsons Yearbook Stories
Simpsons Christmas Stories II
Simpsons Christmas Stories III
Simpsons Christmas Stories IV
Simpsons Christmas Stories V
Simpsons Christmas Stories VI
Simpsons Christmas Stories VII
Simpsons Christmas Stories VIII
Simpsons Christmas Stories IX
Simpsons Christmas Stories X
The Wettest Stories Ever Told II
Simpsons Campsite Stories

[Jims]

How about an episode in which the Simpsons travel to Africa and meet a monkey scientist lady who's actually evil and is having the monkeys mine diamonds? That sure would be one sucky episode. ;)

Seriously though... Bart's Friend Falls in Love... With Bart. That episode would be a little awkward, methinks.

Or how about The Simpsons Arbor Day Special! Wouldn't it be exciting to watch the Simpson family plant trees for 21 minutes?

[Lisa's First Word]

You guys make me go ROFLMAO

How about this:

Bart gets kidnapped in Iraq and gets beheaded

Wait.... I'll think of better one...

[benos]

The Simpsons Visit Moe

Moe pranks call the simspsons, and The Simpsons
come over and prepare to kick his butt.

Star Mangled Rex Banner

Rex Banner returns and goes racist on Springfield. :LOL:
Apu goes on a gun rampage.

"?"

A question of a question that is a question is soon to be questioned by the simpsons after been asked another question.

okay i'm going to get.........LOST here. be warned. :D


We Live Together, We Pie Alone

Homer finds himself in a big pickle, Marge leaves him with the kids, and Homer eats pie for the rest of the episode.
he says "I like Pie...." he keeps eating it for the rest of the episode.....slowly as a fat man can be. Marge and the kids return 40 years later as robots.

White Doh!abbit

Bart gets beaten up by Homer, after years of abuse, and suddenly Marge announces she is pregnant. Lisa struggles to save a woman from drowning.

House of the Rising Bun

Homer and the family are shocked when Moe is brutally beaten, but only the non-English-speaking Apu and Manjula know the truth behind the attack. Meanwhile Lisa, Bart, Marge and Homer argue about where they should camp -- on the beach, where they're more likely to be seen, or in a remote inland valley where fresh water abounds; and Mr Burns discovers Moleman's secret.

Raised by Mother

Marge has a horribly realistic nightmare about her new baby being harmed or kidnapped. Flashbacks reveal Marge's backstory: the former boyfriend Artie who got her pregnant, then abandoned her, and the psychic who convinced her to take the ill-fated flight that landed her on the island. Comic Book Guy is shocked and confused when he discovers that Rex Banner (guest-star William Mapother), another plane crash survivor, does not appear on the flight manifest. yeah confusing title name.

Outlaws

Marge and Homer divulge dark secrets to each other while tracking a renegade boar that Homer swears is purposely harassing him. Comic Book Guy and Smithers worry that Moleman is losing it after facing a brush with death and killing Rex Banner with 6 bullets to the chest. A shocking prior connection between Artie and Homer is revealed in a flashback which shows Artie meeting Homer's father in a bar.

[Ivan]

Moleman On The Beach
A day in the life of Hans Moleman when he visits a nudist beach.

[benos]

Lisa, Lisa, Doh!

Lisa gets brain damaged, which excludes her intelligence to 30% after Dr.Frink accidentally tests a smart ray on her, so Lisa cannot flunk the final test after loses her papers.

Tell Me What Margie!?

Homer awakens to find Marge in bed with another man named Joe played by Micheal Douglas, and it goes though 30 mins of the episode with homer and marge auguring, while Lisa and Bart befriend the man who seems to know about childhood, and it starts to get Lisa and Bart inspirational when they become parents. (Okay, at the end of the episode. we find out that it was a misunderstanding, when Joe was actually doing Selma, wtf)

Charmed To Death

Homer and Marge fight over a misunderstanding again, after a sexy new employee flirts with Homer, is the woman too good for her looks or something more sinister that is hidden inside of her? omg, then Moe comes along and finds out that Marge was wrong. does'nt make sense.

Simpsons Are Again Showing

Alot of random stuff happens in the simpson kitchen, Marge goes crazy, Lisa goes dumb, Bart gets drunk, and Homer turns out to be a genius after spilling beer in the bin. WTF.

[Where's Poochie?]

http://www.nohomers.net/showthread.php?t=56942
How old is this thread? Is my thread above a rip-off or has it been ripped-off?

[Nifty Gibbon]

Homer randomly begins to because a "Quizmaster", quizzing many people in the nighborhood. Then, he drastically decides to go to Florida on a Spring Break. The Simpsons, naturally, get in trouble for killing a Floridian alligator, and become fugitives.
^
Kill The Alligator and Run


Bart and Lisa get injected for immunities by Dr. Hibbert. Bart goes deaf and ends up mooning the american flag at a donkey basketball competition. He is sent to jail along with the Simpsons family and escape from the Alcatraz-like prison and are taken on an imigrant ship to start new lives in America.
^
Bart-Mangled Banner.