skittle's classic NHC thread corner ®

[skittlebrau]

So yeah, it's pretty simple. I'll showcase a classic thread from NHC days of yore here and y'all can reminisce about the good ol' days. Newer members who weren't around then can simply laugh their asses off at some of this. Good times were definitely had. Oh, and the updates will be sporadic since I'm lazy, so :p

Here we go (Lazy TV Man!!!1):
Feelings About Pornography (http://nohomers.net/showthread.php?t=15473)

And because of that, he left in a rather loud and retarded fashion:
good bye (http://nohomers.net/showthread.php?t=15675)

Bahahah.

[lolpenis_taco]

I loved his avatar.

[pat]

oh how i wish i was around during the early years, with all the ridiculous threads and tards running amok.

[Curtis]

Ha I wish I would have joined earlier, but I got my first computer a month before I joined anyway. I like how Brockman was among his favorite members, I wonder why???

[garret]

HA! Oh, that was a good laugh, I wish I was here then.

[Kuje]

Great avatar.

[aoife]

...And a lot of people in the thread, say this was after the huge NHC orgy of 2002. A shame.

[mr. broom]

Wasn't he the one who used his Location blank to list the last time he "used pornography" and said that if that date ever changed that he had failed himself and God? Because if so, wow.

[buh]

hahaha, that pornography thread is awesome.

[Nebuchanezzar]

So what happened? Where did these members like Kupomog, Tomacco & Phil go off to? Why did the site slip from it's lofty heights?

[Dead Nigga Storage]

i hope you're joking.

[kuumuus]

i saw some shades of curtis in necro's old posts :-X

[Nebuchanezzar]

I see them occasionally in the general chat section, but from what I've heard this site has dropped dramatically in activity, is that true?

[Curtis]

i saw some shades of curtis in necro's old posts :-X

I pity anyone who uses religion as an excuse to think for themselves. not that you're doing this Lazy TV Man, I just hate it.

As for porn.... what you got against porn!?...anyway I admit to liking porn. 99.9% of the people who say they don't look at porn and/or masturbate are lying their asses off.

if you have ever looked at porn or masturbated your mom might know..
for some strange reason moms just sense shit like that

Wow... heh that is kind of like my posts (minus the spelling errors). Im guessing this was a different necromancer or something. :uhh:

[Toli]

Necro was a lot less judgemental then. Also those threads are hilarious especially Tv Lazy Man. Hollywood should start stealing material from forums.

[Wasteland]

Hey, I remember when I was Lazy TV Man. That was back in 2002, when I believed in God, the Republicans, and death penalty for sodomy. BTW, you're all still going to hell, you sick gay bastards.

He he he

Man, did anybody go back and read any of his old posts? Those are just as funny as the Porn thread.

[kevin]

ah, the good old days

great thread

[Roarke]

vin scully: and a-wayyy back

http://nohomers.net/showthread.php?t=673

mnk talking about sports, thano appearence, bbg, horrible comment by gilmore. what else do you want.

[Necromancer]

i saw some shades of curtis in necro's old posts :-X
don't make me hurt you

[bob lobster]

well both necro and curtis are from florida

[Toli]

I wouldn't continue this conversation any further. People will get banned.

[Necromancer]

well both necro and curtis are from florida
i lived in new jersey at that time. you lose.

[Nerd Groupie]

I busted a gut when I read Phil calling God a dick. Beautiful.

[Dead Nigga Storage]

vin scully: and a-wayyy back

http://nohomers.net/showthread.php?t=673

mnk talking about sports, thano appearence, bbg, horrible comment by gilmore. what else do you want.
well new york, at least you still have your fallen buildings.

[pat]

i think i'm going to hell for laughing at that :-X

[Homer Jay]

I'm just wondering how you remember these threads. Do you talk to other people who've been around for a while and ask if they remember Lazy TV Man and the stupid threads he made, or do you just look at random threads?

[Semaj]

^
I'd go with the latter.

A part of me wishes I had joined when I first discovered this community in July of 2002.

[K9_Canine]

hahaha, smart idea skittle, oh, and the "el barto" member was classic too

[skittlebrau]

I'm just wondering how you remember these threads. Do you talk to other people who've been around for a while and ask if they remember Lazy TV Man and the stupid threads he made, or do you just look at random threads?
I've been here for over four years. I remember a lot of things. Anywho, update with another one.

:-$ School Returns (http://www.nohomers.net/showthread.php?s=&threadid=20664)

My major? What major. I don't understand what you are talking about.
Bahahahaha, exposed! I liked how I fucked with him and told him I couldn't close the thread because the board was acting screwy (which I think it was at the time...I just didn't want to close it, teehee).

[gravymaster]

vin scully: and a-wayyy back

http://nohomers.net/showthread.php?t=673

mnk talking about sports, thano appearence, bbg, horrible comment by gilmore. what else do you want.
That was a Yankee thread without me. I don't like it.

[kuumuus]

nohomers kids cannot make a decent diss thread.

just give up. give up now.

you're all idiots. you all talk like you're 9 years old.

once you learn how to write thoughts in understandable sentences or phrases, perhaps you will be ready to handle a simple burn thread.

here, i'll help you out. two tips to start with:

-exclamations are for gays and children with ADD

-smiley faces are for retarded people who cannot express emotion through writing

so stop.

hahahahahah

[mr. broom]

caffolote's revised birthday: August 12, 1988.

[ehren]

this has really bugged me the past couple days. but that © in the thread title should really be a ™

[skittlebrau]

Andy's ™ is actually trademarked and I didn't want to infringe upon that, so I had it copyrighted instead.

But I went ahead and registered it, too. Just for you, ehren :aww:

[ehren]

yay, thanks!

[aoife]

Skittle, that one was more depressing than entertaining.
Post another funny one, please. ;)

[ehren]

this thread (http://nohomers.net/showthread.php?t=37030&highlight=wizez) happened right after I joined, and I was almost too scared to continue posting here because I wasn't sure what the fuck was going on. but now that I look back on it, I laugh at it, especially Jamie's appearance.

[Nebuchanezzar]

Lol, that thread was classic. Especially this part:

nice one, accept the thing about that is my mom died from cancer 4 years ago. So that was really a low blow, and no i guess you didn't know that, but now you do man. So i'm giving up on this little stupid argument and insult making, because i don't argue when it involves deseased people, especially my mother. Ok

I'll be the bigger man, and back down.... You win, i give up, i'm not a hacker, and i never said i was. and i suck at computers, and i jsut wanted some help. and i can be an ass sometimes, and yes i'm on the internet alot but that's just cause i'm trying to learn, and i got laid last night by my girlfriend, and well i have nothing more to say.....

YOu win Dynamic... ( it's over )

And then the reponse

Raise your hand if you think he is telling the truth children.
Dynamic 1, Dadi 0.

Quite humourous indeed.

[Toli]

Ah, a social security number wouldn't hurt to speed things along....

Hahaha. John Vitti is pretty funny here as is Dynamic. I think the Simpsons number one is a horny teen thread should be considered as classic.

[The mayor of Albuquerque]

How did Caffolote get over 2000 posts? That's even more than his ACT score!

[kevin]

too bad the act is out of 36

[aoife]

this thread (http://nohomers.net/showthread.php?t=37030&highlight=wizez) happened right after I joined, and I was almost too scared to continue posting here because I wasn't sure what the fuck was going on. but now that I look back on it, I laugh at it, especially Jamie's appearance.
Yeah, Jamie was great in that one.
Some chuckles... but I need funnier.

[My Little Needle]

a classic (http://nohomers.net/showthread.php?t=8019)
this was awesome too (http://nohomers.net/showthread.php?t=38985)

[kelly]

haha, negromancer.

[Nebuchanezzar]

Lol, that's quite funny. I must say I've never been on a forum that has had so many...young naive members on it before. I'm on page three right now and I don't have any plans to quit reading this komedy klassic.

I'm talking about the second link, it's much better.

[Toli]

But Nelson Muntz's profile says he was 19 at the time. He must have a mental condition.

[kevin]

tanks to all

[gravymaster]

this was awesome too (http://nohomers.net/showthread.php?t=38985)
That was fucking funny. Negromancer and I had a ball with him.

[Semaj]

Have you seen or heard from this Nelson Muntz guy lately?

[George]

the porn guy broke down and left? too bad, he had some good ideas.

[aoife]

. But I would just lose complete faith in humanity very quickly if I were to ever become a mod. Not that that hasn't already happened to me or anything
Hahahahahah. Probably one of the best quotes from the second one. Whatever happened to Israeli Shlomo?
Jed comment in the first one, and Nate not actually being responsible for most of the things he was being blamed for, yay.

Keep better ones coming. :thumbsup

[Snack Related Mishap]

this was awesome too (http://nohomers.net/showthread.php?t=38985)

Does it get any better than that? Negromancer, haha. I'm glad I wasn't there then though. I have a feeling I would have been the person not realizing it was all one big joke. I'm too slow.

[kuumuus]

bring back blackface john cusack.

[Sam]

i never liked shlomo.
i haven't been around all 4 years, but one of my favourite memories from the board is that julie girl flipping the fuck out and phoning members, then taking ugly-girl homegrown naked pictures of her and her friend and emailing them to milhouse van houten. i remember one allegedly featured her dropping a shit

also the fight club stuff was stupid and funny too...when one of the milhouses said he watched fight club in the shower

i enjoyed being so damn hard on crotis jivefunk for being a putz

and jamie was fucking funny

i don't know. tards used to be so much more funny, now its just CURTIS CURTIS CURTIS...we get it, he's dumb

there's also altogether too many british/australian people now. i also don't know anyone's username anymore because they have all changed. for example: kevin

(Beep)

[kevin]

i also don't know anyone's username anymore because they have all changed. for example: kevin

this one's permanent, i assure you

also, julie was hilarious, what a crazy bitch

[huh?]

i haven't been around all 4 years, but one of my favourite memories from the board is that julie girl flipping the fuck out and phoning members, then taking ugly-girl homegrown naked pictures of her and her friend and emailing them to milhouse van houten. i remember one allegedly featured her dropping a shit
wait, this actually happened?

[Sam]

yeah. i remember the thread, then mvh told me about the pictures over aim
and kevin i actually don't know who you are/were. who are you?

edit: i perused your usernotes but all i can see is "cool dude" and "likes movies"

so youre either someone i can't think of or cosmo kramer and all those people are lying on the first point

(Beep)

[kevin]

yeah. i remember the thread, then mvh told me about the pictures over aim
and kevin i actually don't know who you are/were. who are you?

edit: i perused your usernotes but all i can see is "cool dude" and "likes movies"

so youre either someone i can't think of or cosmo kramer and all those people are lying on the first point

(Beep)

i searched for the thread but couldn't find it

kevin = mcstink

[Sam]

ohhhhhh
hey dude

(Beep)

[gravymaster]

"finetakeityabastard"

teehee.

[Dead Nigga Storage]

didn't julie make a tard comeback a few months, or maybe a year ago?

[kevin]

yes: http://www.nohomers.net/showthread.php?p=1060001#post1060001

[Necromancer]

anyone who says i'm "unfunny" needs to read the muntz thread and realize that that whole thing was thought out and orchestrated by me.

[kupomog]

and orchestrated by me.

With his penis, by the way.

[=-Robby-=]

Only a matter of time before i get involved with this thread :yummy:

[gravymaster]

Only a matter of time before i get involved with this thread :yummy:
More like only a matter of time until you are gone from this forum.

[Toli]

I can't find it but I'm sure everyone else remembers. There was this young girl i_luv_gerard or something who only signed up to complain about how her boyfriend dumped her after he kissed her. A lot of the comments were hilarious.

[lolpenis_taco]

http://nohomers.net/showthread.php?t=49295

Ignignot's post was the best.

[Voodoo Monkey]

Heh, I remember this stuff. Good times, yo.

Anyone remember thebighurtBEGOOD?

[kevin]

BE GOOD sons and co

[lolpenis_taco]

I think we all remember this (http://nohomers.net/showthread.php?t=42914&page=1) piece of greatness.

Oh how I miss ol' Gilmore.

[billi vanilli]

http://tacomat.com/nate/shit/ferg.gif

[kuumuus]

messageboard time flies. the ferg prince post seems like yesterday.

[Curtis]

i haven't been around all 4 years, but one of my favourite memories from the board is that julie girl flipping the fuck out and phoning members, then taking ugly-girl homegrown naked pictures of her and her friend
(Beep)

Damn it I missed nude pics. :angry:

[Dead Nigga Storage]

did you not read the word "ugly" there, curtis? from what i've heard about those pictures, if you want to see a bigger pair of tits, just glance down.

[Curtis]

Can't Scott the chins get in the way. There was a thread I think in like November where this dude had two accounts, I think his name was El Barto, I guess that would be memorably but it is too recent. It was pretty hilarious though.

[lolpenis_taco]

I think you're referring to this (http://nohomers.net/showthread.php?t=52373&page=1) thread. I actually dug it up and read it about a week ago. Funny stuff.

Edit: By the way, are we supposed to leave the classic threads to Skittle or are we free to use this as a general NHC nostalgia thread? Just curious. Don't want to piss of the Brau.

[mr. broom]

I'm sure he's cool with it. One man alone cannot host I Love the NHC 2001-Presents.

...I call Michael Ian Black.

[lolpenis_taco]

Dibs on Doug E. Fresh

ah boom boom chick boom bah boom chick (http://nohomers.net/showthread.php?t=38640)

[skittlebrau]

I'm cool with it. Like the Broom said, I was bound to get tired of it sooner or later. Plus, people are bringing up threads I'd totally forgotten about, so this is much better.

And I call Flava Flav...booooooooooiiiiiiieeeeee

[buh]

brockman's blog, hahaha. (http://nohomers.net/showthread.php?t=51185)

[billi vanilli]

;)

oh, and i call mo rocca.

[kevin]

this one's mildly amusing:

http://www.nohomers.net/showthread.php?t=42497

[Semaj]

Oh yeah, No Homers City Hall was once called the Town Square.

[brancely]

i haven't been here all that long, but i have been under the impression that this is the best thread in the history of the board

who likes monterey jack? (http://www.nohomers.net/showthread.php?t=10509)

[dantheman40k]

Why has noone posted any of my threads? They should belong here!

I am outraged!!!!

[billi vanilli]

haha, this is seriously the most fucked up depressed tard i have ever seen
.

edit: holy shit, that thread is fucking ridiculous.

[Roarke]

http://nohomers.net/showthread.php?p=109425

http://nohomers.net/showthread.php?t=24633

http://nohomers.net/showthread.php?t=10236

The Big T Money: every last one of you. fags... minus ratbert of course. whoever the fuck that is.

[mr. broom]

WHO THE FUCK IS RATBERT

Man, that creationism thread was good fun for a few pages, like all creationism threads.
So you're telling me that all the laws of physics that are 100% true 100% of the time, at one spontaneous moment ceased to exist? And piss on your "double major." Your just to freakin' pompous & arrogant & proud to admit there's a God.
You've come a long way, baby.

[gravymaster]

Piss on your sarcastic posts, Mr. Broom....if that is your real name.

[Zero the Hero]

Grammar is to good for brockman.

[Dead Nigga Storage]

actually, brockman's post DOES do alot to disprove the theory of evolution in humans.

[mr. broom]

Apparently there are mechanisms in your dns that store up and suppres mutated genes in order to prevent them expressoin
He predicted your coming and your suppression of our mutated genes.

[gravymaster]

I miss DNS :(

[Dead Nigga Storage]

mutated genes is definitely a valid euphemism for "retarded message board posters". seems fine to me.

[Zero the Hero]

Not to mention expressoin.

[Ivan]

This is the only place I could think of to make this thread...

Anyway, my personal favourite thread in the archives section is "UK Simpsons Comics And Why They Suck":
http://www.nohomers.net/showthread.php?t=46283

Anyone else got any?

[Adamm R)))]

I don't know if it's archieved but "I've got a little dick. It's pathetic!" is funny. Can't be bothered to find a link at the moment.

[SideshowTim]

if the old aussie thread is archived yet it'd have to be that one.

[Ivan]

For Adam R ^

I've Got A Little Dick! It's Pathetic! (http://www.nohomers.net/showthread.php?t=52373&highlight=dick+pathetic)

[God]

if the old aussie thread is archived yet it'd have to be that one.
http://nohomers.net/showthread.php?t=30478 ... almost 3 years ago now.

[Ryan]

We had some good times in that thread...

[The mayor of Albuquerque]

curtis the jackass has finally snapped, both emotionally and into a slimjim.
The funniest thing I have ever read.

[Voodoo Monkey]

Has I'm At A Crossroads been archived yet?

Or gilmore the moderator is ABUSING his powers?

[Adamm R)))]

For Adam R ^

I've Got A Little Dick! It's Pathetic! (http://www.nohomers.net/showthread.php?t=52373&highlight=dick+pathetic)
Something sounds not quite right about that post.

And Andy was great in that thread, I wish we had him back.

[grissom]

The funniest thing I have ever read.
True.

And I remember that barneybeergumble idiot, he was actually quite entertaining.

[Ivan]

Something sounds not quite right about that post.

I just read it and realized what you mean :-O

[CMQ]

Banned Members Hall of Shame (http://www.nohomers.net/showthread.php?t=12270)

[skittlebrau]

I merged this thread with my totally superior happy fun awesome thread, just because. Now you all have plenty of classic linked threads to reminisce about.

Get to rememberin'.

[Wasteland]

We really need to make another Banned Members Hall of Shame. There have been so many since then that are worthy.

My pic: the "Iluvgerard (http://www.nohomers.net/showthread.php?t=49818&page=2)" chicks that screwed up a few threads last summer. It starts midway down the page, and ends on the last.

[CMQ]

We really need to make another Banned Members Hall of Shame. There have been so many since then that are worthy.


Seconded. barneybeergumble, IloveGerard, Semaj, and Curtis should get in on the first ballot.

More classic Iovegerard threads :).

A nonpointless thread! (http://www.nohomers.net/showthread.php?t=50048&page=2)

and

I hate Boys... (http://www.nohomers.net/showthread.php?t=49295&page=4)

It's funny that 75% of her threads are locked.

[Wasteland]

You forgot my favorite: The Confessional (http://www.nohomers.net/showthread.php?t=50043)

Remember, there were two of them.

[Binky]

Does anyone remember that time when someone joined just to ask for advice on how to come out about being gay? I don't remember the name of the thread or the member, but I do remember it turning into a hilarious thread.

[Ivan]

hey so this is where my thread was attached to...

[Dead Nigga Storage]

there is a goddamn good reason why we don't have walls of shame anymore. why the hell would you want to give a bunch of retards that are alreayd hellbent on getting banned yet another reason to try to go out in a blaze of glory that will only FURTHER fuck things up?

[Wasteland]

Because it's usually funny when they get caught.

[Dead Nigga Storage]

i don't find anything funny about waking up to 5 or 6 closed threads at the top of the off topic section just because someone wanted to make a wall of shame...neither do the mods. of course, you're the king of posting asinine, random crap, so i an see why you might appreciate it.

[Wasteland]

And yet, I have never been banned. What's up with that?

But it's basically like a car accident. You don't want to look, you know that you shouldn't look, but you do anyway. That's why we have a thread devoted to those moments.

[Dead Nigga Storage]

no, this thread was started to commemorate great threads where brockman tried to insist that god snapped his fingers and made the world as such. it's not supposed to be about saying "hey, look at all the great spammers in our history who fucked up our boards by elliciting 30 'lolz' replies from buh and toli before skittle or morbo closed them!" those threads ruin the board and are unnecessary. no wall should be built to commemorate the users who do it.

[Wasteland]

Please, there are way better canidates for a wall of shame other than people like that. The original list was great, and I think it deserves a few additions.

And dude, you take this message board way to seriously.

[AbsolutelyNothing]

And dude, you take this message board way to seriously.


You need to shut the fuck up and not shittalk DNS. This is more than just a message board to alot people here. It's a community, there alot of people here who have become great friends with each other over the years and you all to need to do is read the lounge to see that. That's why even though no one gives a shit about general discussion or the simpsons anymore, they still post here.

[The General]

You need to shut the fuck up and not shittalk DNS. This is more than just a message board to alot people here. It's a community, there alot of people here who have become great friends with each other over the years and you all to need to do is read the lounge to see that. That's why even though no one gives a shit about general discussion or the simpsons anymore, they still post here.

Who the hell are you?

[thecapecoddah]

he's AbsolutelyNothing.

You need to shut the fuck up and not shittalk DNS. This is more than just a message board to alot people here. It's a community, there alot of people here who have become great friends with each other over the years and you all to need to do is read the lounge to see that. That's why even though no one gives a shit about general discussion or the simpsons anymore, they still post here.

hahah good points bro, just chill out a little. 8-)

DNS, return to your time-out room. wasteland, no more replying to the nigga.

[Dead Nigga Storage]

yeah, wasteland's right. we should all just glorify spammers and commemorate their great contributions.

[Wasteland]

Here's two more of my favorites:

The petition to end pointlessness (http://nohomers.net/showthread.php?t=46316&highlight=sue+poster)

Sue the above poster (http://nohomers.net/showthread.php?t=45849&highlight=sue+poster)

[Curtis]

Does anyone remember that time when someone joined just to ask for advice on how to come out about being gay? I don't remember the name of the thread or the member, but I do remember it turning into a hilarious thread.

Yeah I remember reading that thread a little after I joined here, was hilarious, I can't find it though.

[mayo]

nothing from noiseland should, or will ever be, deemed "classic"

[conor.]

haha wow i cant believe ive been on this board 4 years...