The Movie Sequel Game 3

[Paul]

It's about time this game came back. Just think up creative and witty sequel titles for different movies, and I'll score them.

Round One
Rent

[boogie down mikel]

Rent 2: Own

[lolpenis_taco]

pwn3ed

[Dr Zaius]

Rent II: And Get The First One Free

[D DEBBS]

Rent: Don't Forget 2 Unwind!!!

[grissom]

Buy

[Talking Pie]

Rent Overdue

[D DEBBS]

Rent 2: Eviction Notice

or: Rent 2: Spent

[Paul]

Round One
Rent

Slack Jawed Mikel - Rent 2: Own
5 points

Whisman - pwn3ed
4 points

Dr Zaius - Rent II: And Get The First One Free
3 points

grissom - Buy
2 points

Talking Pie - Rent Overdue
1 point

Scores
Slack Jawed Mikel (5)
Whisman (4)
Dr Zaius (3)
grissom (2)
Talking Pie (1)

Round Two
Titanic

[George]

Titanic 2: Night of the Living Dead Oceanliner
(SFX)
with mr T as the sound of the rusty creepy creaking
i'm not gettin any points coz this is insulting mr t.
[I]crap...

[Semaj]

Titanic: Back 2 the Ocean

[D DEBBS]

Titanic 2: James Cameron Wants To Milk More $ From Lonely, Soap-Opera Watching Haus Fraus.

Or:

The Fart Of The Ocean: Titanic 2-Realizing how much that over-priced hunk of jewelry
is worth, Rose dives undrewater to retrieve her necklace, then sells it on eBay.

Or: My Heart Won't Go On: Titanic 2-Celine Dion once again pounds her chest while singing the sequel's Oscar-nominated song...but this time, she does NOT revive.

[The Brain]

Britanic: This One Is Unsinkable

or

2tanic 2 Furious

[grissom]

Titanic 2: The Truly Unsinkable Version (The first one was a, ummm, test)

[boogie down mikel]

Titanic 2: The Bitch Let Go

[D DEBBS]

Titanic 2: Ice, Ice BERG Baby

[Lizard Queen]

Lost in Newfoundland

[lolpenis_taco]

Titanic 2: James Cameron Needs a New Lexus

[Talking Pie]

Titanic 2: Jack Is Defrosted And Comes Back From The Dead

[Dr Zaius]

Titanic AE

[Hearty the Brave]

Ti2anic: The 2 is instead of a "t"

[Hearty the Brave]

or
HMS Titanic: The British have copied this one, too.

[D DEBBS]

Titanic 2: Sink Or Swim!

[Paul]

Round Two
Titanic

Slack Jawed Mikel - Titanic 2: The Bitch Let Go
5 points

Whisman - Titanic 2: James Cameron Needs a New Lexus
4 points

The Brain - Britanic: This One Is Unsinkable / 2tanic 2 Furious
3 points

grissom - Titanic 2: The Truly Unsinkable Version (The first one was a, ummm, test)
2 points

Dr Zaius - Titanic AE
1 point

Scores
Slack Jawed Mikel (10)
Whisman (8)
Dr Zaius/grissom (4)
The Brain (3)
Talking Pie (1)

Round Three
Donnie Darko

[Hearty the Brave]

Donnie Lighto: the giant bunny is no more

[Talking Pie]

Donna Darko: Donnie's Twin Sister

[Leopold]

Donnie Darker

[brody]

Donnie Wahlberg Dorko

[boogie down mikel]

Donnie Orko: Giant rabbits invade Grayskull

[D DEBBS]

Donnie and Marie-O: filmed in Utah!

[The Brain]

Donnie Ducko: Disney takes sequeling too far.

[Dr Zaius]

Donnie Sarco: With the sarcastic Matthew Perry replacing the giant rabbit

[Paul]

Donnie Sarco: With the sarcastic Matthew Perry replacing the giant rabbit
You have made this error countless times. This is not, I repeat not, a re-name game.

Update coming tomorrow.

[Dr Zaius]

Hey, it could have been a sequel.
Ah, I'm too beat to think up something else.

[lolpenis_taco]

Donnie Darko 2: Donnie Accidentally Travels to 1955 and Destroys the Future of His Parents

[rickey]

Donnie Sucko:This Crappy Movie Has a Sequel--TRU

[D DEBBS]

Donnie Fucko-this movie rated XXX

[Paul]

When I said "update coming tomorrow", I meant over six months.

Round Three
Donnie Darko

Whisman - Donnie Darko 2: Donnie Accidentally Travels to 1955 and Destroys the Future of His Parents
5 points

Leopold - Donnie Darker
4 points

Slack Jawed Mikel - Donnie Orko: Giant rabbits invade Grayskull
3 points

Dr Zaius - Donnie Sarco: With the sarcastic Matthew Perry replacing the giant rabbit
2 points

Talking Pie - Donna Darko: Donnie's Twin Sister
1 point

Scores
Slack Jawed Mikel/Whisman (13)
Dr Zaius (6)
grissom/Leopold (4)
The Brain (3)
Talking Pie (2)

Round Four
The Shawshank Redemption

[HOMR]

The Shawshank Re-redemption

[vinceq]

Rescate del Shawshank Dos: enmarcado en México

[D DEBBS]

Two Buck Chucked: The Charles Shaw-Shank Redemption

(In case no one know Two Buck Chuck is a wine sold at a store called Trader Joe's)

[Paul]

Since D DEBBS posts constantly in this forum, I've decided to bump this

[Nameless]

The Sequelshank Redemption

(Working Title: The Producers Have To Redeem Themselves After This Awful Movie)

[D DEBBS]

Fine, Paul...if you're gonna be an absolute prick, I won't post at your precious little message board!

My gawd...all I want is a little fun in my life 'cuz I have major family/health problems!