snakes on a DVD

[America: Fuck Yea!]

....

http://imdb.com/title/tt0417148/

there will be no argument:

On board a flight over the Pacific Ocean, an assassin, bent on killing a passenger who's a witness in protective custody, let loose a crate full of deadly snakes.

How can it not be awesome?

[My Little Needle]

Oh, Sam Jackson, will you ever learn to say "no"?

in all seriousness, it will most likely either be
http://imdb.com/title/tt0432283/?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnx0dD0xfGZiPXV8cG49MHxrdz0xfHE9ZmFudGFzdGljIG1y LiBmb3h8ZnQ9MXxteD0yMHxsbT01MDB8Y289MXxodG1sPTF8bm09MQ__;fc= 1;ft=20
or
http://imdb.com/title/tt0405336/

[mr. broom]

Sam Jackson, how could you?

[Jayrayman]

That sounds.....lame.

But then again what do you expect of an actor who appeared in "The Man" and "xXx 2"?

[The General]

It sounds like a bad episode of Night Gallery...

[Stackhouse]

it's never seemed so fitting....

"WTF?"

[That Jerk]

Man this has been on every message board i go to. Was this on some popular blog or something? Did David Spade do a bit on it? Anyway...

http://gfx.dagbladet.no/pub/artikkel/4/42/425/425030/MGS3_Screenshot_09_serie.jpg

[Eddie]

Snakes on a Plane....hahahahaha stupidest title ever

[kevin]

sounds like one of those movies you see on usa flipping through and just laugh at how stupid it is

[grissom]

sounds like one of those movies you see on usa flipping through and just laugh at how stupid it is
Hit the nail on the head. I'd probably pay to see it just to laugh through the whole thing. And God what a horrible title, could they have actually come up with anything less creative?

[Interslice]

Good Evening,

I was pulled from a market research database I'm a member of a few weeks ago to attend a test-screening of the new upcoming Samuel L. Jackson film called Snakes on a Plane. The screening I attended was real sweet, and the movie started at 7:00 PM on August 29th. I looked at my watch when the movie started because it is my habit to look at it to see if theaters have started the movie on time, because alot of times they don't, and I usually wont get up to tell anyone if the movie is late. Snakes on a Plane had everything I usually like seeing in a movie of this calibur, it has Sameulel Jackson and he played a Police Officer. Snakes on a Plane had alot of action and it was realistic because there is a scene where Samuel L. Jackson, who plays a man named Sonny, talks about how you can't even shoot a gun on a plane because the hole would depressurize the cabin and everyone would suffocate. I liked that scene alot and it introduced Samuel's stun gun which plays an important role.

Snakes on a plane had everything like stun guns and it had alot of snakes. I'd like to take this opprotunity to talk about all the snakes and how the effects worked. When I saw the snakes they always looked real and I like how the snakes could fool the audience into thinking there were snakes in the theater with them.

Snakes On A Plane had alot of fighting and Sameul L. Jackson at this one time does a high kick to one of the snakes who the villian throws at him, and the snake bites onto his leg.

---------------------SPOILER ALERT----------------------------------------

At the end of Snakes on a Plane there is a showdown with the villian, who is also an assasin, and Sameul L. Jackson. Its really ironic because the villian becomes the victum of his own attack, which happened when he released snakes from the overhead compartment of the plane. Sameul L. Jackson picks up a Snake and he picks up another one with his left hand, and he makes the posinous snakes bite the assasin's neck.

---------------------END OF SPOILERS---------------------------------------

At the end of Snakes on a Plane, there were no credits because the man who showed it to me said it was still being worked out. There's a question the man asked us if we liked the title, which I do, but I thought maybe I could think of a more awesome one. So I suggested the title SAMEUL L. JACKSON's, SNAKE AIRLINE BLOODBATH. The man said he liked it and they would probably change the name to that.

Samuel L. Jackson's : Snake Airline Bloodbath: 3 out of 5 stars.
-Wilbur Swain
good lord.

[grissom]

holy shit...

[billi vanilli]

samuel l. jackson's snake airplane bloodbath.

i haven't laughed this hard in a few days... hahaha.

i'm going to HAVE to see this movie. it looks brilliant.

[kuumuus]

Snakes on a plane had everything like stun guns and it had alot of snakes.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v213/bartran/journalist.png

[America: Fuck Yea!]

good lord.


Read the rest of that thread, apparently that is completely false. They don't even have a rough edit apparently.

and I hope people are getting sarcasm.

[Interslice]

i was kidding. if it isn't already obvious, the snake airline bloodbath comment gives it away.

[Ryan]

Samuel L. Jackson's : Snake Airline Bloodbath: 3 out of 5 stars.
-Wilbur Swain .

I find it funny that he gave it 3 out of 5

[Enter The Moleman]

Sounds like that SNL sketch about the snakes loose on a plane (http://snltranscripts.jt.org/97/97l.phtml)... wait...

[Lizard Queen]

Snakes? Wasn't S.L.J. in that movie with the sharks, too? Monkeys next? How about bunnies?

[Drew]

Yeah I doubt this movie is real, but Sam Jackson needs to stop taking shitty roles and going back to shootin motherfuckers.

[brancely]

Sameul L. Jackson at this one time does a high kick to one of the snakes who the villian throws at him, and the snake bites onto his leg.that would be brilliant

[PeterGriffin525]

This actually doesnt sound that bad of a movie. I am going to see it.

[Drew]

Steven Segal needs to be in this movie.

[Ignignot]

It should be renamed:

Snakes, Planes, and Automobiles

[Hearty the Brave]

You're kidding, right?
The film doesn't even have a poster!

[tones]

DUDE HE IS SO SERIOUS

[Orange-Neck]

I love it when movie directors take the chance to name their film based on the subtle plot nuances rather than the main story arc. I smell an Oscar.

[ItchyScratchy100]

That movie sounds okay but I'm looking forward to DRACULA VS. HITLER!

[Adamm R)))]

How awesomely bad does that sound? And with SLJ, I'm looking forward to this, especially with that awful title.

[EspanolBot]

I'm still waiting for IRA Zombies.

[The General]

Is this the worst titled snake movie ever?

Perhaps not (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070622/)

[Rnymd]

You're kidding, right?
The film doesn't even have a poster!It's still a while before it's released, I wouldn't expect that a poster would've been submitted yet.

[Dr Zaius]

Is this the worst titled snake movie ever?

Perhaps not (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070622/)

Ahahahaha.
What were people gonna say? "Hey, does anyone wanne see that movie, Sssss?" That is if anyone saw it.

[grissom]

If people put in the effort to film an entire movie, you'd think they'd come up with a name that didn't make it sound like a piece of shit

[caribou]

http://www.blackfilm.com/i3/movies/s/snakesonaplane/004_l.jpg

[momsaysimcool]

"holy shit, there's snakes everywhere!"

"snakes on a plane? aaaaah!"

"and now for our inflight movie - snakes on a plane"

"snakes on a plane!? AAAAAH!"

...


in all seriousness, i hear tommy lee makes a cameo as one of the snakes

[Dead Nigga Storage]

judging by the picture there, i demand it be renamed "snakes and black people on a plane"

[rickey]

cuz youre so perceptive

[Curtis]

oh

my

god

This movie is real unless someone did a really good job photoshopping.

[Jamie]

http://www.blackfilm.com/i3/movies/s/snakesonaplane/004_l.jpg

"Snakes.... on a plane?!?!?!?!?!??! :-O "

[momsaysimcool]

http://home.comcast.net/~dfosket/snakes_800x600.jpg

[DotheBartman]

http://www.blackfilm.com/i3/movies/s/snakesonaplane/003_l.jpg

"Is that one of the snakes in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"










I'm sorry.

[Dr Zaius]

That is an awesome poster. I'm gonna print it out and stick it in my bedroom wall.

[Curtis]

I think this movie will do well sale wise because tons of people are going to want to see how horrible it is. What was Samuel L. Jackson thinking when signing up for this.

[Jimmy]

wait...this whole threads not one big joke?

[EspanolBot]

Nope. That film is going to happen.

[The General]

Jimbo's movie poster is now my desktop wallpaper...

EDIT: Just found out Jimbo did not make it...

[MMH]

Seriously, Dracula vs. Hitler has so much more potential than this. It has vampires and Nazis. This one only has snakes. I suppose there is the airplane aspect of it all, but come on, vampires and Nazis. Fuck an oscar, it'll win a Nobel prize of some sort.

[rickey]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v700/dmaguire/snakemeup.jpg

[momsaysimcool]

before i just wanted to see this movie. now i have to

[Curtis]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v700/dmaguire/snakemeup.jpg

um not funny at all.

[rickey]

you will get a better sense of humour one day, young grasshopper

[Dead Nigga Storage]

no, it just wasn't funny.

[Spartan]

it bombed

[rickey]

this forum needs a sarcasm detector built into it.

[EspanolBot]

Yes. Yes it does.

[Jamie]

What was Samuel L. Jackson thinking when signing up for this.
They wanted to change the title but Sam Jackson wasn't having any of that applesauce :MrT:

[Toli]

I think this movie will do well sale wise because tons of people are going to want to see how horrible it is. What was Samuel L. Jackson thinking when signing up for this.

http://homepages.ius.edu/TESNGIBS/photogallery_files/image019.jpg

I literally burst out in laughter when I read some of these replys and mock posters. This movie sounds crazy even for Samuel L Jackson.

[EspanolBot]

He needs another cult movie hit, like Pulp Fiction, that's why he's appearing in this film.

[The General]

How is Pulp Fiction a cult movie? I'm not trying to mean or anything, but that movie got excellent reviews and is widely considered to be one of the greatest movies ever. Doesn't a cult film have to be more obscure and underrated?

[rickey]

I agree ASH.

Bot, a movie like Spinal Tap, Project A II, Blood In Blood Out, City of God, FLLV, or Five Easy Pieces would be considered cult films.

Pulp Fiction got built up with so much hype, people were going in with high expectations. Luckily it paid off.

[EspanolBot]

Ok then bad example. That's why he needs a Cult Hit on his CV.

[danzor]

someone posted this on the imdb forums, i thought it was rather funny. http://www.subatomicwarp.com/Snakes_On_A_Plane.mp3

[SideshowTim]

someone posted this on the imdb forums, i thought it was rather funny. http://www.subatomicwarp.com/Snakes_On_A_Plane.mp3
hahaha, i loved the samuel l. jackson bit.

[Toli]

Hilarious. Why are there motherfuckin snakes in my motherfuckin coke stuartess?

[Adamm R)))]

Heard it before, it's great.

[brody]

Meh, I'm still waiting for Frogs in a Cab.

[The Foot]

Very Funny! What a sophisticated movie. They're taking a bunch of snakes and putting them on a plane. Pure genius!

[EspanolBot]

I've just remembered about this thread.
http://www.nohomers.net/showthread.php?t=49216&highlight=Dumb+films

[Run CMB]

How about Apocalyptico, Mel Gibson's new flick?

Looked promising, then I saw this:

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/3484/nuts0tg.th.jpg (http://img523.imageshack.us/my.php?image=nuts0tg.jpg)

[Adamm R)))]

I've just remembered about this thread.
http://www.nohomers.net/showthread.php?t=49216&highlight=Dumb+films
Wow, I never realised so many films in there were at least rumored for sequels. Jurassic Park is probably one of my favourite films, the second one was good,the third one sucked, I hope that fourth isn't true.

[Stitchface]

Another picture.........

http://myspace-743.vo.llnwd.net/00381/34/79/381539743_l.jpg

[Gatorgod]

Snakes on a plane??? ... Damn! and the only guy to bring a Mongoose left it in the Cargo Hold! D'oh! :uhh:

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y269/gatorgod/GatorLaffen.gif (http://gatorgod3000.tripod.com/SimpWalls/index.album?i=31)

[Snack Related Mishap]

How about Apocalyptico, Mel Gibson's new flick?

Looked promising, then I saw this:

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/3484/nuts0tg.th.jpg (http://img523.imageshack.us/my.php?image=nuts0tg.jpg)

That's Mel Gibson, I thought it was Saddam.

[Stitchface]

http://www.blackfilm.com/i3/movies/s/snakesonaplane/002_l.jpg

"My name is Agent Nelville, am I to understand you have Snakes on a plane!?!?!?!"

[The General]

http://myspace-743.vo.llnwd.net/00381/34/79/381539743_l.jpg
"S-s-s-s-s-s-snakes... on a p-p-p-p-p-plane?!"

[The mayor of Albuquerque]

It will be curious when the movie opens and 11,000 NHC members go see it and nobody else does. I guess we all know what to get each other on DVD next Christmas.

[caribou]

It will be curious when the movie opens and 11,000 NHC members go see it and nobody else does.
No way. This thing is a pop culture wildfire. I guarantee it's going to be the highest-grossing complete turd of all time...

[The mayor of Albuquerque]

More than Titanic? Yeah, you're probably right.

[Dr Zaius]

I'll be waiting in line for tickets from 7am. Hell, I'd organise a family day out.

[Adamm R)))]

Anyone else heard that the makers want to rename this 'masterpiece' one of the previous names, but Sam wants to keep it as Snakes, because he thinks people won't see it if it isn't called that after the response? Please stick with Snakes!

[George]

snakes is a little too boring how about snakes at an altitude.
no, i got it, ALTITUDE!

[caribou]

It's Snakes on a Plane or it's nothing.

Quoth the Windu (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snakes_on_a_plane): "That's the only reason I took the job: I read the title."

[Toli]

Snakes on a plan sounds like quite a film. It's got snakes which is always enjoyable and a plane which is also quite kewl. But when you mix the two together whoo hoo, hold onto your sides.

[Adamm R)))]

It's Snakes on a Plane or it's nothing.

Quoth the Windu (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snakes_on_a_plane): "That's the only reason I took the job: I read the title."
Thanks for that ... man am I old news. August seems ages away, can't wait!

[Willmak5389]

X:3

The X-men movies are so totally friggin awesome!!!

[mr. broom]

This is a classic case of Read the Thread Title but Read None of the Posts. This is not, in fact, a thread in which you post what you think will be the best movie of 2006 (if it were, your post would still be very wrong). This is a thread about how great "Snakes on a Plane" is going to be. Learn to do things in the right order.

[brody]

http://www.thefilmasylum.com/albums/Snakes-on-a-Plane/aac.jpg

"Man, I hate snakes on a plane."

[mr. broom]

Snakes on a Plane comics (http://www.drunkduck.com/SNAKES_ON_A_PLANE_THE_COMIC/index.php?p=15682).
http://www.drunkduck.com/SNAKES_ON_A_PLANE_THE_COMIC/pages/c4ff13fa7ec6d72d651241d34d8df57e.jpg

[EspanolBot]

Excellent.

[The General]

I lol'd...

[grissom]

Awesome

[Dr Zaius]

http://www.thewvsr.com/SnakesonaPlanestills.jpg

[The General]

Even the website is awesome!!!!!!!!!: www.snakesonaplanemovie.com

[EspanolBot]

Why is Samuel L. Jackson trying to tazer that guy's privates?

[Kamerica]

BECAUSE HES SAMUEL FUCKING JACKSON

[grissom]

Even the website is awesome!!!!!!!!!: www.snakesonaplanemovie.com
Just the fact that they're attempting to make this look serious is funny

[caribou]

C'mooon, trailer...

[The General]

OH MY FUCKING GOD!

http://www.tagworld.com/snakesonaplane

TRAILER!

[IdRathaHavaBeer]

you mean to say i have to wait until august to see this masterpeice?

[Dead Nigga Storage]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/88/Logo_png.jpg
OFFICIAL LOGO!

[Talking Pie]

I hear they're doing reshoots to trun the PG-13 material into an "R" rating. Usually it's the other way around these days.

[Dr Zaius]

It would have been fantastic if the theme song for this materpiece were something very serious and tragic, like say Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On."

[†JTHM†]

Why is Samuel L. Jackson trying to tazer that guy's privates?

I think theres a snake in there.

[Snowball13]

I actually know someone who worked on that movie. He provided all the snakes and apparently Sam Jackson refused to be in any scenes with the snakes...And they were GARDER snakes...well there's also a 13 foot long 150 pound Burmese Python named Kitty.

[grissom]

That trailer is hilarious. This seriously needs to be reclassified as a comedy

[Ihaveblink]

I can't stop laughing.

[skittlebrau]

Bahahahah, awesome!

[Toli]

Snakes on a plane 2 ftw.

[Kuje]

"enough is enough, I've had it with these-*-snakes"

* motherfuckin'

[billi vanilli]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y76/Gillman153/snake.jpg

fag

[The General]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y76/Gillman153/snake.jpg

fag

That's there's movie gold right there!

[Radioactive Man]

How the hell could they have 90 minutes of footage?

[Toli]

How the hell could they have 90 minutes of footage?

When a stranger calls/ Flight plan.

[Curtis]

Im still not convinced this is a real movie, it has to be some kind of publicity stunt or something. I mean this is incredible that they treat this as a serious movie. Its hilarious and pathetic, very pathetic.

[Dead Nigga Storage]

almost as pathetic as your desecration of all that is good about 24. it's real, get over it.

[Veryjammy]

Haha, that's the funniest trailer I've seen in months. The bit with the guy screaming in his seat has some of the worst acting I've ever seen. Brilliant.

[Jolly Bengali]

You do understand the joke's on us here... because this is actually a really smart movie financing decision... so bad that people will line up to see how bad it is.

And yeah cannot fucking wait

[Jimmy]

of course its clever marketing and financially sound but who care. And I know Sam Jacksons just gonna say, ''Hand me the lightsabre..the one that says bad ass mutherfucker on it'' sometime...

[DotheBartman]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/88/Logo_png.jpg
OFFICIAL LOGO!

Wow! They've titled Indiana Jones 4 already?

But yeah, this movie could actually be pretty great, in a terrible, unintentionally funny way (and I'm starting to think they've really duped us and this has been a comedy all a long).

[Dead Nigga Storage]

look how much you people have been talking about the movie for months in advance and THEN ask yourself who the real fools here are.

[Ignignot]

I want to know the budget for this movie.

[Toli]

look how much you people have been talking about the movie for months in advance and THEN ask yourself who the real fools here are.

A producer could make more money with a flop then a hit.

[My Little Needle]

Spriingtime, for Hitler... and Germany...

[Necromancer]

http://oldtimessnakesonaplane.ytmnd.com/

[Adamm R)))]

OH MY FUCKING GOD!

http://www.tagworld.com/snakesonaplane

TRAILER!
Do I need to sign up or something? I can't see the trailer.

EDIT: Seen it, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[billi vanilli]

i like the part where sam jackson whips the guy in the face with the snake.

... taken out of context, this could sound like a porn flick.

[Snowball13]

the CG is horrible!! haha...I'm going to go see it JUST to see how bad it really is...

[Dr Zaius]

I think that's the idea. No has said they'll see this as it seems like an intense, exciting movie.

[George]

http://www.tagworld.com/snakesonaplane
the fat black guy in the orange top whacks a snake! now, i'm not stereotyping by saying that all overweight african americans wear bright colours and defend themselves with lunch trays, but you know, it's still pretty typical.

[Ihaveblink]

That's Kenan Thompson right?

[Dr Zaius]

Yerp, fat one from Kenan and Kel.

[America: Fuck Yea!]

http://www.iwatchstuff.com/images/2006/03/snakes-on-a-plane-logo.jpg
http://www.snakesonablog.com/swp/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/shirtcloseup.jpg
http://images6.theimagehosting.com/snakesonaplane.jpg
http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/8963/snakesonaplane2ct.jpg
http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/snakesonaplane2.jpg
http://www.snakesonablog.com/swp/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/nosnakes.jpg
http://www.snakesonablog.com/swp/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/110173044_1bbe30c2e1_o.jpg

[DAntae]

dude why couldn't it just be cobra commander

[Dead Nigga Storage]

how many of those are real, if any?

[billi vanilli]

none. they were done on fark, i believe. the last one's pretty good, but most of them were just shit.

[Dead Nigga Storage]

well, some of them are obviously not real...but that last one is really done well.

[Adamm R)))]

The last one (and possibly first, judging by the previous logo) are probably real and awesome.

[EspanolBot]

This one's real.
http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/4346/62313xs.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[mr. broom]

The last one (and possibly first, judging by the previous logo) are probably real and awesome.
Last one's from Fark.

[BlindPsychic]

"The Hollywood Reporter also says that Snakes on a Plane went back before the cameras this month for five days of additional shooting in Los Angeles. The film wrapped principal photography in September in Vancouver.

In this case, it wasn't the usual reshoot, hastily assembled to fix a nagging story problem. Instead, the studio decided to create new scenes that would take the movie from PG-13 into R-rated territory. The second round of filming also came about because of intense and growing fan interest in the movie.

When director David Ellis assembled Jackson and others for the recent shoot, the filmmakers added more gore, more death, more nudity, more snakes and more death scenes. And they shot a scene where Jackson does utter a line that fans have demanded.

[My Little Needle]

...and there ain't a GOT-DAMNED thing you can do about it!

[TransponderHut]

I need to see this movie just because it has become this internet phenomenon.

[XxJohnxX]

Wow terrible. What a joke. lol nice title

[brockman1988]

I heard that the producers are so confident in Internet buzz that they re-shot scenes this week to give it an R rating. I don't know much about how Hollywood works, but I think that's a little crazy. This movie will be campy at best.

[Dead Nigga Storage]

you're person number 10 to point that out in this thread.

[bluemoose]

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/6319/pl50snakes3f5wh.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
hee hee hee

[Snack Related Mishap]

Hahaha, what an amazing trailer. Maybe I'm jumping the gun here, but does anyone else see this being a multiple razzy nominated picture? I'm definately going to see this as soon as it comes out because you really can't miss something like this.

[brody]

I love how at the end of the trailer, the movie's title comes up in a really dramatic fashion, as if the studio was taking this seriously.

[Radioactive Man]

Maybe I'm stating the obvious here, but would anyone care about this if it weren't for Sam Jackson being in it?

[America: Fuck Yea!]

http://www.24-7simpsons.com/moe%202.jpg
burn him....

[kupomog]

Maybe I'm stating the obvious here, but would anyone care about this if it weren't for Sam Jackson being in it?

Come on, man. ISS FUN (http://youtube.com/watch?v=lgfG_UEO6gM&search=snakes%20on%20a%20plane).

[Lounge Fly]

i thought this was a quote from indiana jones when i saw this thread

[Ihaveblink]

They were even talking about this on Best Week Ever.

[That Jerk]

They were even talking about this on Best Week Ever.
Took them long enough.

So is this "leaked line reading" that circulated around the internet the past 2 days real?
example (http://sammyldelivers.ytmnd.com/)

[thecapecoddah]

I believe that clip's from a fan-made trailer, but Jackson will say a similar line in the movie.

[That Jerk]

I believe that clip's from a fan-made trailer, but Jackson will say a similar line in the movie.
I'm hoping it is. Saying "motherfuckin" twice in one sentance seems more like poor Jackson parody than classic Jackson.

[grissom]

Surprised no one's posted this yet:
http://www.snakesonablog.com/

[The mayor of Albuquerque]

The fan art is good. Walrus on a Conveyor Belt.

[Dr Zaius]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/newerafranchise/Album3/RetardBus.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/newerafranchise/Album3/FISH.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/newerafranchise/Album3/coaster.jpg

[Dead Nigga Storage]

looks like SOMEONE took 4 days to find the copy/paste function for URLs.

[bluemoose]

This movie is going to be a smash hit because everyone is gonna see it to see how bad it is.

[Zero the Hero]

That was probably their plan.

[Kuje]

bluemoose just summed up 6 pages in one reply.

[The mayor of Albuquerque]

I already have this (saved) in my Netflix queue. Yay for me.

[bluemoose]

That was probably their plan.
And a brilliant one, too

[Simpson Purist]

Screw Superman and the X-Men, this is THE summer movie to see.

[Dr Zaius]

I'm already thinking of starting fan clubs.

[grissom]

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/5174/desktop129rt.th.jpg (http://img86.imageshack.us/my.php?image=desktop129rt.jpg)

That wallpaper and another one available for download:
http://media.filmforce.ign.com/articles/703/703744/imgs_1.html

[bluemoose]

Totally made it my background (http://img96.imageshack.us/my.php?image=desktop9vy.jpg)

[The mayor of Albuquerque]

The Netflix Review:

FBI agent Neville Flynn (Samuel L. Jackson) hates mothaf&*%in’ snakes almost as much as he hates mothaf&*%in’ planes. But what happens when mothaf&*%in’ snakes are ON his mothaf&*%in’ plane? You can be mothaf&*%in’ certain that he's not going to mothaf&*%in’ stand for it. Snakes on a Plane takes the viewer on an mothaf&*%in’ incredible journey from the mothaf&*%in’ opening scene with a snake-less plane all the way to the thrilling mothaf&*%in’ climax where mothaf&*%in’ snakes are put on the mothaf&*%in’ plane! You'll never look at mothaf&*%in’ films the same way again once you find out just how many mothaf&*%in’ snakes are mothaf&*%in’ put on a mothaf&*%in’ plane in this mothaf&*%in’ gripping thriller mothaf&*%in’. Snakes on a mothaf&*%in’ Plane mothaf&*%er!

[Run CMB]

Do they seriously write the "f-word"? OMG LOL!

[bluemoose]

I'm not trying to disprove what you said, mayor of Albuquerque, as I assume you were joking, but the real Netflix review is about as funny:

FBI agents Neville Flynn (Samuel L. Jackson) and Sean Jones (Nathan Phillips) are tasked with escorting a witness, ex-mobster John Saunders (Mark Houghton), to a high-profile trial and to keep him safe from those who would do him harm. As the film's title suggests, however, an onboard assassin determined to rid the G-men of their precious cargo unleashes a crate full of venomous snakes in this taut airborne thriller.
taut airborne thriller? hahaha :LOL:

[The mayor of Albuquerque]

Sorry, I should have noted "unofficial member-posted review" which I think is just an already existing blurb with "m...ing added.

Still funny though.

[grissom]

I seriously doubt that you can make this movie not sound like a total joke no matter what sort of description you use

[bluemoose]

Yeah, and that makes it even funnier when people try and make it sound serious.

[bluemoose]

Someone posted this on IMDb:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=9133810884

:LOL:

[Dead Nigga Storage]

they're like...trying too hard.

[skittlebrau]

I'm gonna be completely honest here: That's fucking stupid.

[bluemoose]

exactly

[skittlebrau]

Contradicting your own :LOL: smiley, I see. Too late.

[bluemoose]

i was laughing because it was so stupid. you know, "hahah, what a fucking loser". i thought people would be able to figure that out.

[deshem]

everybody behold the beauty of the teaser poster!

http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/snakesposter.jpg

[Hapablap]

This is the funniest thread title ever, I've been laughing to myself about it for the last couple days, seeing the movie or even reading all the posts would just ruin it for me.

sorry sammy, maybe next time

[Rich Uncle Skeleton]

source (http://www.snakesonablog.com/2006/04/29/snakes-on-an-ezekiel-2517)

Esnakeiel 25:17

The path of the righteous plane is beset on all sides by the iniquities of these snakes and the tyranny of those evil motherfuckers. Blessed is the plane, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the snakes through the friendly skies, for this plane is truly the snakes keeper and the finder of lost as shit motherfuckers. And I will strike down upon thee with lots of venom and motherfucking anger those who would attempt to crash my plane and destroy my snakes. And you will know my name is Samuel L. Motherfuckin’ Jackson when I lay my taser upon thee.

[billi vanilli]

anyone else notice that the way the snakes are positioned isn't physically possible?

edit. on the teaser poster, i mean.

[bluemoose]

bump.

Went to the movies today, and I saw the poster in the theater:

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/7069/soap8lt.jpg

Sorry it's so small. Taken with my cell phone. :(

[Dead Nigga Storage]

hahaha...yup, they've got that same one up in the two theaters that i choose between regularly. i thought that that poster was a piece of fan art. maybe it was and just won some contest or something, dunno.

[Curtis]

Yeah saw the poster too when I went to see X-Men 3, when they showed the teaser for Snakes before X-Men 3 the entire crowd went nuts, this movie has alot of people talking about it already.

[Toli]

Wow, 7 pages about this no doubt piece of shit film.

[pat]

Wow, 7 pages about this no doubt piece of shit film.
BLASPHEMY

[George]

source (http://www.snakesonablog.com/2006/04/29/snakes-on-an-ezekiel-2517)

Esnakeiel 25:17

The path of the righteous plane is beset on all sides by the iniquities of these snakes and the tyranny of those evil motherfuckers. Blessed is the plane, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the snakes through the friendly skies, for this plane is truly the snakes keeper and the finder of lost as shit motherfuckers. And I will strike down upon thee with lots of venom and motherfucking anger those who would attempt to crash my plane and destroy my snakes. And you will know my name is Samuel L. Motherfuckin’ Jackson when I lay my taser upon thee.
smirk. that was an entertaining ten seconds reading that.
thanks :)

[grissom]

I was pissed last night when I went to see X3, no Snakes teaser. Anybody have a link to it?

[rickey]

if they are going for 9/11 allegory, they are doing it in a pretty tasteless fashion.

[bluemoose]

I don't think it's a 9/11 allegory by any means.

[rickey]

i know. was a joke.

[The General]

i know. was a joke.

Easy mistake, since usually jokes are funny...

[bluemoose]

hahahahaha:

According to IMDb, the tagline is "Relax. They're first class fliers." Of course, this could be totally false, but still.

[conor.]

the teaser trailor on x3 was great

[grissom]

Found a link to the teaser. Awesome.

[Dr Zaius]

hahahahaha:

According to IMDb, the tagline is "Relax. They're first class fliers." Of course, this could be totally false, but still.

That's the best they could come up with? Goes nowhere close to the greatness of the title.

[bluemoose]

I know, it's terrible. But it's funny terrible.

[Adamm R)))]

Found a link to the teaser. Awesome.
Post the link?

[bluemoose]

Is this it?:
http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2710880?htv=12

[homer5000]

^Nope. This one is the real deal...

[bluemoose]

Yeah, I thought that that was the fan made one. Does anyone have a link to the real one? I got to X-Men late and missed it. :(

[ZombieFlanders86]

Yeah, im going to see a movie that combines my two worst fears.... planes and snakes :(

[Son of Bomber]

The official site's got some class. For a film about snakes on a plane. Video clips, wallpapers etc...

www.snakesonaplane.com

[homer5000]

^Strange. It seems as though New Line is aware of the fandom about this movie, but at the same time taking everything seriously...

[Adamm R)))]

Great official site. That countdown is now my screensaver.

[grissom]

Sam Jackson's intro to the 'Snake kit' on the official site is absolutely hilarious

[bluemoose]

http://www.snakesonablog.com/swp/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/P1010087.JPG

"Snakes Go To Kindergarten"

[billi vanilli]

kid in lower left hand corner is contemplating existence

[raheem]

Sam Jackson's intro to the 'Snake kit' on the official site is absolutely hilarious

Is it just me or can you see in his mouth that he's about to laugh?

[Sloppy Jimbo IV]

kid in lower left hand corner is contemplating existence

i dunno, he's kinda got that million yard stare that suggests more of a "taking a dump" frame of mind

[bluemoose]

Look, it's a t-shirt with the twin snakes wrapped around the plane:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Black-Snakes-On-A-Plane-Tshirt-S-2XL_W0QQitemZ6055009734QQcategoryZ50347QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

[grissom]

Is it just me or can you see in his mouth that he's about to laugh?
No, you can definitely tell he's extremely close to falling out of his chair laughing

[Jolly Bengali]

^Strange. It seems as though New Line is aware of the fandom about this movie, but at the same time taking everything seriously...

New Line is well aware that this will be seen for camp value - they reshot it to have the "motherfucking snakes on the motherfucking plane" line, for instance, and for an R rating. I think they know how they'll make their money, and are just trying as much as possible to play up the camp fun within reason.

[sonic watermellon]

Pilot Finds Snake Stowaway Inside Cockpit
By Associated Press
Sat Jun 3, 6:47 AM

CHARLESTON, W.Va. - Monty Coles was 3,000 feet in the air when he discovered a stowaway peeking out at him from the plane's instrument panel: a 4 1/2-foot snake.

Coles was taking a leisurely flight over the West Virginia countryside in his Piper Cherokee last weekend and was preparing to land in Ohio when the snake revealed itself.

"Nothing in any of the manuals ever described anything like this," said the 62-year-old Cross Lanes resident.

But advice given 25 years earlier from his flight instructor sprung to mind: "No matter what happens, fly the plane."

Coles attempted to swat the snake but it fell to the pilot's feet, then darted to the other side of the cockpit.

While maintaining control of the single-engine plane with one hand, Coles grabbed the reptile behind its head with his other.

"There was no way I was letting that thing go," he said. "It coiled all around my arm, and its tail grabbed hold of a lever on the floor and started pulling."

The next step was to radio for emergency landing clearance.

"They came back and asked what my problem was," he said. "I told them I had one hand full of snake and the other hand full of plane. They cleared me in."

After a smooth landing, Coles posed for pictures with the snake, then let it loose.

"That snake resides in Ohio now," he said.

[jase]

First review of SOAP:

www.aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=23861

"Is the movie any good?

Yes.

Hell yes.

After having to sit through this year’s overproduced, bloated, pretentious studio product that desperately tries to disguise its B movie roots… finally here’s a movie that hunkers down to give the audience a shameless good time."

"“Snakes On A Plane” functions as both a competent thriller as well as a full-blown horror movie. "

"Simply put, this movie wouldn't work without “Sam The Man.” Even as the situation escalates beyond any semblance of reality, Jackson anchors this film with an unwavering performance.

Not once does he act like this flick is beneath him or is he playing “camp,” even when he takes an infamous request from the online community and delivers a line of exasperated dialogue that he'll inevitably be associated with for the rest of his life… Jackson is fully committed here."

"PIRATES, your records are dust. Don’t fight the wind which is... SNAKES ON A PLANE."

[Wonderboy]

As the release comes closer I've become more aware of the Napoleon Dynamite comparisons some of my friends have been telling me about.

[Ihaveblink]

^How so?

http://www.purevolume.com/cobrastarship

Song from the movie. Cobra Starship + Singer from The Sounds + Singer from The Academy Is..+ frontman for the Gym Class Heroes = WTF?

[Jolly Bengali]

I don't really see how this is even remotely connected with ND, except in terms of a lot of people seeming to like it; but ND wasn't the source of a huge amount of excitement pre-release, was more just a word-of-mouth thing.

[Kuje]

Haha, that song is fucking ________.

[grissom]

The song made me laugh. Are they actually using it in the movie?

[Wonderboy]

The "connection" with Napoleon Dynamite is simply that a lot of people are taking the whole thing a little overboard.

[Jolly Bengali]

But this will actually be a good movie

[bluemoose]

and therein lies the difference.

[Wonderboy]

Heh, I'm not trying to discredit the movie, I'm just saying the cult-like gathering is comparable to that of Napoleon Dynamite (only pre-release).

[Dead Nigga Storage]

i really don't see the NP connection at all, beyond something so vague that it should be disregarded.

[Ihaveblink]

The song is great. Very cheesy.

The video is rather strange too, Jackson and Pete Wentz make cameos in it.

I still like Napoleon Dynamite. Best PG movie I've ever seen.

[Wonderboy]

i really don't see the NP connection at all, beyond something so vague that it should be disregarded.
It may be vauge, but all the hype and fandom it's getting is comparable to Napoleon Dynamite, that's all I'm trying to point out, nothing more.

[The General]

I still like Napoleon Dynamite. Best PG movie I've ever seen.

You need to see more movies...

[conor.]

i dont think NP had that big of a cult following pre-release i remember it boomed when it came out on DVD...i saw it in an indie theater when it came out and thought it was good for no violence/sex/cursing but still nothing great. then on DVD i was like what is this a new movie?

SOAP>NP

[Ihaveblink]

You've seen SOAP?

You need to see more movies...

Yeah, maybe I should rephrase that. One of the better comedy that's PG i've ever seen.

[Kuje]

I still love Napoleon Dynamite, whether it's currently cool to or not (I always lose track of these things).

[Snack Related Mishap]

Yeah, maybe I should rephrase that. One of the better comedy that's PG i've ever seen.

You haven't seen Kazaam?

[Ihaveblink]

Only the directors cut. It wasn't rated. Very bloody.

[Jim Jones]

^Strange. It seems as though New Line is aware of the fandom about this movie, but at the same time taking everything seriously...
Yeah it's a "viral marketing" strategy. I read about it in BuisnessWeek. And they are doing a good job at marketing it. They haven't spent much on ads, they let the fans advertise about it.

[billi vanilli]

i've seen quite a few ads on tv for snakes, so they haven't let the fans do all of the work.

by the way, i love your avatar jim. that movie rules.

[Stewie Griffin]

Sounds like a alright movie.

[Jim Jones]

i've seen quite a few ads on tv for snakes, so they haven't let the fans do all of the work.

by the way, i love your avatar jim. that movie rules.

I was looking for something distinctive... :D

[Ihaveblink]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=XV24FN4rDzE&search=cobra%20Starship

The music video. With a nice cameo.

[bluemoose]

poster with a tagline is up at a corner store down the street. tagline was "sit back. relax. enjoy the fright."

[Dead Nigga Storage]

http://www.canmag.com/images/front/movies2006/snakesplaneposter2.jpgyeah, i love it. it's been up in our theater for about a month or so. makes me more and more eager by the day.

[bluemoose]

mine is just the old one (with the snakes twisted around the plane) with the tagline at the top. it's still cool to pass by it almost every day.

[Adamm R)))]

That poster looks so great. Keenan's the fat guy on the right, isn't he? Under a month to go now, I get reminded about it all the time, because I have the countdown screensaver on my PC.

[Rich Uncle Skeleton]

That poster looks so great. Keenan's the fat guy on the right, isn't he? Under a month to go now, I get reminded about it all the time, because I have the countdown screensaver on my PC.
ditto

[The General]

"Sit back. Relax. Enjoy the Fright"

I couldn't think of a more appropriate tagline...

[Dead Nigga Storage]

this just in from the awesome news front: the theater i work at is doing a special thursday night, 10PM screening of snakes on a plane on the 17th. i WILL be going, even if i have to take the night off. same treatment x-men, superman, and pirates all got.