Name that episode!

[Out4zero]

Theres lots of name who said it threads out there but what about wich episode. Basic rules apply if you answer correctly post your on quote and so on

to start us off, "which episode is this quote from?"

hibbert: like jasper who has one minute to live
jasper :what did he say?
mrs.Glick: its my turn next!

[Out4zero]

anyone?

[Prof. Frink13]

Well, as bad as you quoted that, it is from Bart the Fink.

Marge: I knew it. If only I had nagged more!

[Nameless]

Bart's Inner Child

"One minute they're kissing a woman's hand, the next they're chopping her head off."

[4 Alarm Chilli]

Treehouse of Horror VIII.

"Look at Moe dance"!

[Nameless]

Faith Off

"Right. I am a pawn."

[Thats A Paddlin]

Dead Putting Society

"he painted a unicorn is space, im askin ya, whats it breathin?"

[Dorkus Malorkus]

I'm sorry, but this was clearly a shameless attempt by the thread starter to solve LETS' monthly 'Which Episode' competition...i thought about doing the same :P

[Out4zero]

i don't know what you are on about whats lets?

[Nameless]

www.lardlad.com (http://www.lardlad.com) website has a monthly 'guess the episode' competition.

and the answer to the above question is Pokey Mom.

"I buried Flanders."

[Nameless]

THOHVI, Homer^3

"I can't believe you don't shut up!"

[Nameless]

Duffless

"Oh-ho, sounds like a certain loser could do with some tanking up."

[Nameless]

Treehouse of Horror XV

"Poor Maggie, how insanity hearings have you been to in your short life?"

[Grippa]

Mommie Beerest

"If he was going to commit a crime, would he have invited the number one cop in town? Now where did I put my gun? Oh yeah, I set it down when I got a piece of cake."

[Greased Scotsman]

Black Widower

"EVERYBODY got a 100."

[amir05]

Sleeping with the enemy

"English! who needs that? I'm never going to england."

[Greased Scotsman]

The Way We Was

"Dibs on the crotch!"

[Thats A Paddlin]

Bart gets hit by a car.

"No ones gay for Moleman"

[alt.nerd.obsessive]

Future-Drama.


"You let us stay up to watch Troy McClure in such other Bible epics as David vs. Super-Goliath and Suddenly Last Supper!"

[Johnny Neutrino]

Das Bus.

"I wore my extra-loose pants for nothing. Nothing!"

[Handsome Peter]

New Kid on the Block. (And Dr. Bartley's last quote was from Marge in Chains.)

"I've assumed the form of someone you recognize and revere."

[amir05]

When you Dish upon a Star

"I never worked all night, never! And I worked at an all night diner for three years."

[Out4zero]

the heartbroke kid

"No wait wait wait, thats for the voyager spacecraft. Um.. your tabs 14 billion dollars."

[E-I-E-I-Moe]

Fat Man and Little Boy

"Can I start yesterday?"

[Thats A Paddlin]

The Wandering Juvie

"Ive got an enchanted jockstrap"

[schwnj]

"Can I start yesterday?"

Isn't that "Home Away From Homer"?

[Thats A Paddlin]

Yes, your right, my bad.

[Greased Scotsman]

"Ive got an enchanted jockstrap"

Homer At The Bat

"I'm down to a B-cup!"

[Thats A Paddlin]

Hungry Hungry Homer

"ive learned that life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead!"

[Nameless]

Jaws Wired Shut

"I'll leave you with what we all came here to see; Hardcore Nudity!"

[Thats A Paddlin]

138th Episode Spectacular

"Being a highly skilled attorney, my fee is $175 an hour"

[brody]

The Day the Violence Died


"Can Superman outrun the Flash"

[Thats A Paddlin]

Marge Vs. The Monoral

{the answer to my above question was Marge On The Lam}

"We would always have walking bird on thanksgiving"

[Greased Scotsman]

Lisa vs Malibu Stacey

"That's piano! I said piani!"

[Handsome Peter]

Lady Bouvier's Lover

"I want a crystal bucket for my slopwater and a brand new filthy blanket."

[Thats A Paddlin]

Thank God Its Doomsday

"and I'll perform in the sex scenes"

[The "Urban" Lenny]

The Bonfire of the Manatees

"In America first you get the money, then you get the sugar, then you get the women."

[VMike311]

Lisa's Rival

"Moe I need your advice. See I've got this friend named Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo."

[Greased Scotsman]

The Last Temptation of Homer

"TO WHERE?! How about orgasmville, ya dumb - hey, hello? Hello?"

[amir05]

Jaws wired Shut

"Could I BE more of a house"

[Thats A Paddlin]

THOH XII

"Something else happend that day......something....else"

[Out4zero]

what is it?

[Thats A Paddlin]

The Blunder Years

"Our mixed-raced relationship is SO over"

[the simpsons brainiac]

"Milhouse of Sand And Fog"


"We'll take the spruce moose"

[Thats A Paddlin]

$pringfield

"The red thing connected to my wristwatch.....uh oh"

[brody]

Homer's Triple Bypass


" Tell him to go suck a lemon."

[ppoi307]

lemon of troy

"Even My Boogers Are Spicy"

[Thats A Paddlin]

[QUOTE=" Tell him to go suck a lemon."[/QUOTE]

The correct answer was Insane Clown Posse

"Burt Stanton Speaking....."

[ppoi307]

Days of Wine and Doh'ses or Duffless I Beleive. It was said by ned flanders i know.

"Go Banana"

[Johnny Neutrino]

Das Bus.

"Hey, they're trying to learn for free!"

[Thats A Paddlin]

Get Em'! Use Your Phony Guns As Clubs! {the pta disbands!}

"Tesio gets whacked!"

[Thats A Paddlin]

Moe Baby Blue people.

"Bart, thats a bran muffin!"

[Johnny Neutrino]

Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song.

"Wow! They'll never let us show that again, not in a million years!"

[SideshowTim]

homer goes to college

"kent brockman? mr. channel 6?"

[Thats A Paddlin]

When You Dish Upon A Star

"there is no escape from the fortress of the Moles!"

[Sacrilicious]

Homer VS. The City Of New York


"Oh No... My brains!"

[Handsome Peter]

Team Homer (3F10); and the "fortress of the moles" line was actually from Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder (BABF02).

"Forever, and ever... and ever, and..."

[Johnny Neutrino]

Simpsons Bible Stories?

"Curse the man who invented helium. Curse Pierre Jules Cesar Janssen!"

[Thats A Paddlin]

Bart's Comet

"My bones are half dust."

[Number 10767]

Worst Episode Ever

"I'm going to cherish and care for this dog, and there's nothing you can do to stop me!"

[Rory_Calhoun]

Today, I Am A Clown

"I think it's ironic that for once dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gas."

[Number 10767]

King-Size Homer

"Gotcha. Cat in the furnace."

[Ryan]

Marge gets a job

"why don't you BOTH SHUT UP?!?!"

[Handsome Peter]

"You do love her don't you?"

Moaning Lisa (NOT Marge Gets a Job).

Ryan's quote is from There's No Disgrace Like Home.

"I'll be frank with you, Lisa. And when I say 'frank', I mean, you know, devastating."

[Rainbowstar]

ok not guessing here cause i really wouldn't know but....i thought i was a big simpsons fan...this is kinda amazing lol, i'm so humbled now

[Darunia]

Bart the Genius

"The electric yellow has me by the brain banana"

[raheem]

do'hin in the wind

"mr. hutz are you aware you aren't wearing any pants?"

[ppoi307]

Bart Gets Hit By A Car?

"You Can Trace my remorse to a supersized source"

[barts friend]

The Boy Who Knew Too Much

We'll get a new dog with an untwristable stomach

[raheem]

"the springfield files"
(by the way my hutz one earlier was actually marge in chains but whatever)

karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos!

[Thats A Paddlin]

Homer and Apu
{by the way the answer to Bart's Friend's one was Dog Of Death but whatever}

"I think your ready for it Allen"

[raheem]

fear of flying

thats not my uncle, and that man isn't dead yet!

[Thats A Paddlin]

Children Of A Lessor Clod

"angry.....angry young man"

[ppoi307]

The Boy Who Knew Too Much

We'll get a new dog with an untwristable stomach

No Pranksta Rap

[raheem]

in response to thats a paddlin i love lisa

nobody ever says italy

[ppoi307]

My one only and favorite main man, Hank Scorpio in You Only Move Twice

"What's a battle?"

[Darunia]

There's no disgrace like home

"Are these morons getting dumber or just louder?"

[Number 10767]

The Telltale Head

"I just torched a building downtown, and I'm afraid I'll do it again!"

[Dorkus Malorkus]

The Springfield Files

'Nobody's gay for Moleman'

[Adamm R)))]

Future-Drama

"What kind of catchphrase is that?"

[BloodE]

Bart Gets Famous

"You have the right to remain silent, anything you say blah-blah-blah-blah...."

[brody]

Krusty Gets Busted

"Watch out for the Shaq Attack."

[BloodE]

Lisa on Ice

"This isn't a saxophone, it's an umbrella"

[Number 10767]

Round Springfield

"What is zork?"

[Darunia]

Girly Edition

"His jiggling is almost hypnotic"

[HellKat666]

The Springfield Files

"Males aren't hard to tame. They all follow their video cartridges."

[ppoi307]

By Ashley Grant in Homer:Badman.

"It's Like Kissing A Peanut"

[tired]

Burns' Heir.

"There goes the last lingering thread of my heterosexuality."

[Number 10767]

Treehouse of Horror III

"Dear somebody you've never heard of, how is so-and-so? Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Yours truly, some bozo."

[HellKat666]

Blood Feud

"This plot made no sense! Tell the people!"

[tired]

Trilogy of Error.

"Yes, eat ALL of our shirts!"

[Jye]

Lemon Of Troy.

"Homer, Stop picking at yourself!"

[brody]

Life on the Fast Lane

"Can...Lenny have it?"

[Number 10767]

Boy Scoutz N Da Hood

"I shall rule the Down-Underverse!"

[Terrier Williger]

Some Enchanted Evening

"Good Lord, I'm an abomination"

[barts friend]

the crepes of wrath

Homer-I like stories

[Darunia]

Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie

"Hold on here. This bandstand wasn't double-bolted!"

[Terrier Williger]

Simpson and Delilah

"It's a special isolation chamber. The subject pulls levers to receive food and water. The floor can become electrified, and showers of icy water randomly fall on the subject. I call it... The Monroe Box!"

[Greased Scotsman]

Old Money

"And now I'm gonna get killed for it!"

[Out4zero]

Poppa's Got A Brand New Badge

Siren: :wails: but Homer hears: BUY MEEEE BUY MEEE BUY MEE!

[E-I-E-I-Moe]

Distribe of a Mad Housewife

"And a new candle every now and then?"

[brody]

Homer's Triple Bypass

"But it's got my name on it."

[Darunia]

Duffless

"I fell off the jungle gym and when I woke up I was in here"

[Terrier Williger]

You Only Move Twice

"Homie, I'm glad you're getting exercise, I just wish it wasn't crazy exercise"

[Solid Snake]

Thank God, It's doomsday

"Lisa, if you wake up, I'll buy you a new pony..."

[Greased Scotsman]

The Girl Who Slept Too Little

"I thought we were carolling!"

[E-I-E-I-Moe]

She of Little Faith

"Did I say that or just think it?"

[Super Josh]

Duffless

"Are you sleepy, hungry, gasy, is it gas its gas isn't it?"

[Handsome Peter]

Fear of Flying (the line isn't a direct quote, but I think you are referring to this episode).

"Oh, that's your excuse for everything!"

[Terrier Williger]

Gump Roast

"Duffman can never die; only the actors who play him. Oh, yeah!"

[Handsome Peter]

Jaws Wired Shut

"Homer, you're drooling on the mic again."

[Darunia]

Rosebud

"That wasn't part!"

[Handsome Peter]

Bart Gets an Elephant

"Koothay! Kaminay! Suun ka va jay!"

[barneybeergumble]

Stark Raving Dad

" Bart " :MrT:

[barts friend]

Oh how I hate tough ones I am going to guess and say Deep Space Homer?

run boy run now he has a taste for meat

[Ryan]

Lemon of Troy

"We Are The Knights Who Say Ni!"

[tired]

Homer Goes To College, by the nerds who know the words to every Monty Python routine.

"I'm old. Gimme gimme gimme!!"

[brody]

How I Spent My Strummer Vacation (not sure though)

[Dr. Bartley]

How I Spent My Strummer Vacation (not sure though)

No, does anyone know?

[E-I-E-I-Moe]

The Seven-Beer Snitch

"Eww! It's not like in cartoons!"

[Adamm R)))]

Bart Vs. Australia

"Possible side-effects include loss of scalp and penis"

[Darunia]

Barting Over

"He's going to smell like hot dogs!"

[Out4zero]

The President Wore Pearls

Where something happens, and doo doo doo doo, doo

[E-I-E-I-Moe]

Gump Roast

"I think I'll bottle-feed that one."

[Greased Scotsman]

Simpsons Roasting On An Open Fire

"I got some pizza and I'm bringing it home, a-doo, doo, doo-doo, doo!"

[Darunia]

Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge

"Squaresville sounds pretty cool!"

[Out4zero]

Hungry Hungry Homer

"Then you can see more of my boooooobs :evil laugh:"

[Number 10767]

I'm Spelling As Fast As I Can

"You stupid nerds! He's trying to save you money on long distance!"

[londonbeauty]

Das Bus? I hope :)

"We're all going to sit tight and reminisce about candy bars!"

[Number 10767]

Nope, that's wrong.

[Out4zero]

Mayored to the Mob
and
Skinner's Sense Of Snow

Whoo i rock!

Who's still thinking about halloween? We've already got our Christmas decorations up!

[Johnny Neutrino]

"Oh, I feel like a kid in some kind of a store."

[Darunia]

Homer Bad Man

"Take that, Maynard G. Krebs!"

[Out4zero]

Homer the Vigilante

and no one answered mine!

"Who's still thinking about halloween? We've already got our Christmas decorations up!"

[Greased Scotsman]

THOH XIV

"This is cause I kicked you, isn't it?"

[Johnny Neutrino]

The Mysterious Voyage of Homer.

"I just want to say how great it is to finally see some chicks on the bench."

[SideshowTim]

the boy who knew too much

"another placemat, sir?"

[Semaj]

Selma's Choice

"Now if you 'scuse me, all this talk has made me hungry."

[Out4zero]

Homer's Night Out

"But watch out, when beans come out down south, tooting, some call it hooting, it's air polluting, the gas comes shooting, right from your butt butt butt, butt butt butt, butt butt butt, butt! "

[Darunia]

Margical History Tour

"Marge, you can stand there finding faults or you can knit me some seatbelts."

[tired]

The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson

"You mean it ain't me noggin, it's me peepers?"

[jwbph]

The Last Temptation of Homer

"Whats your problem boy?"
"I had a fight with Milhouse today"
"That four-eyes with the big nose? You don't need friends like that."
"How zen."

[Johnny Neutrino]

Homer Defined?

"Um, the guy who chopped up George Washington?"

[brody]

'Round Springfield

"I'll follow her."

[Terrier Williger]

Marge In Chains

"My suggestion is you sleep in the filth you created!"

[raheem]

homers night out

"where's the Beef! no wonder he won minasota!"

[Johnny Neutrino]

Lisa's First Word.

"Kids, Itchy and Scratchy can't be here today, but instead we have the next best thing - it's the Stingy and Battery Show!"

[Tipsy McStagger]

I am Furious Yellow?

"We are watching Fox"

[Number 10767]

MSsimpsonsfan's quote was from Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming, not Krusty Gets Kancelled.

Tipsy McStagger's quote is from The Joy of Sect.

"No, Marge, you're not getting it. It's me, Homer Simpson."

[Handsome Peter]

The Dad Who Knew Too Little

"I ordered a double double, but they gave me the double double double double!"

[Out4zero]

Mayored to the Mob

"Hello Marge, does the Pizza guy take a check. If so, where do we keep the checks. And lastly, how do you write a check?"

[Out4zero]

Brother's Little Helper

"A man on a donkey! Never in my six weeks on the job have I seen the likes of this!"

[Darunia]

The Girl Who Slept Too Little

"It's in 'Revelations' people!"

[Adamm R)))]

Marge On The Lam

"Kippers for breakfast"

[D DEBBS]

Simpsonscalifragilisticexpliala(annoyed grunt)cious
__________________________________________

"I wish, I wish, I didn't kill (step?) that fish"

[Number 10767]

Time and Punishment in THOH V

"Where in the Bible?"
"Uh... page 900."

[Adamm R)))]

"Kippers for breakfast"
I was actually thinking of Bart Of Darkness, part of his play.

[Out4zero]

Catch 'Em If You Can

"I was a lawnmower. I could cut grass at three different heights. But I could not love."

[Number 10767]

THOH XVI

"Hurry up, hurry! Each Matlock could be our last!"

[Out4zero]

Lady Bouvier's Lover

"There's no drugs out there..
No of.. course not."

[Simpsons Forever!]

Homer The Moe

"You smell like dead bunnies."

[Out4zero]

Bart Of War

"well crying isn't going to bring him back... unless your tears smell like dog food......."

[Number 10767]

The Canine Mutiny

"It seems we are unfamiliar with sarcasm."

[Johnny Neutrino]

Marge Be Not Proud.

"Homer, your bravery and quick thinking have turned a potential Chernobyl into a mere Three Mile Island. Bravo!"

[Out4zero]

King- Size Homer

"The legendary Esquilax, a horse with the head of a rabbit, and.... the BODY of a rabbit!"

[Simpsons Forever!]

Lisa's Wedding

"Woofwoofwoofwoofwoofwoofwoofwoofwoofwoof.
Brought to you by:
Woofwoofwoofwoofwoofwoofwoofwoofwoof."

[Out4zero]

Homer And Apu

"Hello Dominos. What do you mean you're not open? No you call me back during business hours. I'll show you who's a recorded message."

[E-I-E-I-Moe]

"Marge's Son Poisoning."

"I'm eating salad here."

[raheem]

lisa on ice

"you'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel."

[Adamm R)))]

Bart Gets Famous

"I recognised the logo"

[Number 10767]

When You Dish Upon a Star

"A gift basket of poison is on its way!"

[Out4zero]

Bye Bye Nerdie

"Mayor unveils erection to cheering crowd"

[E-I-E-I-Moe]

"My Mother the Carjacker"

"I mean...America."

[Out4zero]

Brake My Wife, Please

"No one's gay for Moleman."

[Adamm R)))]

Future-Drama

"You wha? I was just calling my secutary" (not exact quote I know but the first part isn't enough information but the whole quote definately is.)

[Out4zero]

Barting over

"Now, we have three parachutes. This one's for me, and these two are gifts for my nephews. Tally ho."

[Greased Scotsman]

Midnight Rx

"You'll be like an owl, going 'Milhouse whooo? Milhouse whoooo?' "

[Out4zero]

Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore

"In my day, mechnical men wore funnell hats and showed respect! Then it all changed when they to vote and started tinkering with our memories. "

[Out4zero]

come on thats easy if no one gets it by 6pm GMT 2moz i will put a new one up

[Out4zero]

I think I speak for myself Comic Book Guy, and Bumblbee Man when I say I blame Chief Clancy Wiggum

[Number 10767]

Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge

"You look like a Malaysian transsexual."

[grissom]

My Big Fat Geek Wedding

"The fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs"

[ppoi307]

Weekend at burnsies

"She ain't getting the Home Version"

[Out4zero]

Firstly thank god there are peopleout there who are able to get mine lol i was delibertly misspelling words because i had a feeling that people were cheating

Miracle On Evergreen Terrace

"My God, I hit someone, then I taunted him. I've never felt more alive!"

[Art_Vandelay]

Jaws Wired Shut

"Oh, there's only one can of beer left, and it's Bart's."

[Adamm R)))]

Radio Bart

"A groin grabbingly good team?"

[Art_Vandelay]

Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?

"You can't ask God to kill someone."

[Handsome Peter]

Brother from Another Series, after Bart asks God to kill Sideshow Bob.

"...leaving the Vice-President in charge."

[Out4zero]

Marge Gets a Job

"Hey! Come back with my patio furniture!! Stupid Flounders."

[barts friend]

Futur-drama

and it was'ent anything small it was a chicken wing

[Adamm R)))]

The Otto Show

'Could it be anymore Orange?'

[Terrier Williger]

Sounds like someone describing the sunset in "Worst Episode Ever."

"Blast! I took Mother's makeup kit by mistake."

[Number 10767]

Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part 2

"Here in the boudoir, the gourmand metamorphosizes into the voluptuary!"

[Johnny Neutrino]

Bart's Friend Falls in Love.

"Hmm. A 'Krusty Burger'. That doesn't sound too appetizing. What kind of stew do you have today?"

[Adamm R)))]

Two Bad Neighbours

"Let's both go sit in the car."

[Out4zero]

I'm Goin' to Praiseland

" But he loves me...why you little!! I'll endanger you! "

[Semaj]

Goo Goo Gai Pain

"I told you last night, no!"

[Klia]

Bart After Dark

"Because my mother taught me never to kiss a fool!"

[Number 10767]

Simpson and Delilah

"My God, are you always on?"

[E-I-E-I-Moe]

Fraudcast News

"Sorry it's not in packages."

[Out4zero]

You Only Move Twice

"Bu-bu-b-b-b-but the poncho....."

[D DEBBS]

D'oh-in' In The Wind
_________________

Lowenstein...Lowenstein.

"My name is Zweig."

Lowenstein...

[Out4zero]

Fear Of Flying

"Burn her!!! Gift certificate!"

[Number 10767]

THOH XVI

"Oh, Fat Tony! I will say good day to you, sir!"

[Out4zero]

The Twisted World Of Marge Simpson

"First you didn't want me to get the Pony, now you want me to take it back, make up your mind!"

[D DEBBS]

Lisa's Pony?
__________

"Why won't you let me live, Marge? Why won't you let me LIVE?"

[Number 10767]

Fear of Flying

"Get out the Crayolas and color me tickled pink!"

[Out4zero]

Homer Loves Flanders

"Uh, I don't think our house has a steeple"

[Ryan]

Team Homer.

"Yeah, could I be any more of a house?"

[AngryDad33]

Treehouse of Horror XII
House of Whacks

My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

[Adamm R)))]

Simpson Tide

"Hey funboys, get a room"

[maggie_simpson]

Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in The Curse of the Flying Hellfish

"Well, your father was a loser, and his father, and his father...it's genetic, man. D'oh!"

[Jimbo77]

Homer Loves Flanders

"Oww, my freaking ears!"

[Nebuchanezzar]

Bart sells his soul.

"When I see the smiles on their little faces, I just know they're getting ready to jab me with something."

[TheForbiddenDonut]

Homie the Clown.

CBG: "This is an arm, drawn by nobody. It is worth nothing." (sorry if I quoted that wrong)

[Willmak5389]

Lady Bouvier's Lover

HS: "Purple is a fruit."

[Nebuchanezzar]

Sideshow Bob Roberts I think.

Kid: "Then I guess you're a garbage man"

[Simpsons Forever!]

Lady Bouvier's Lover

HS: "Purple is a fruit."

It's from Bart On The Road.

[SideshowTim]

Sideshow Bob Roberts I think.

Kid: "Then I guess you're a garbage man"
lemon of troy.

"a latex condo?"

[Handsome Peter]

Lady Bouvier's Lover, and it's actually more like this: "La... tex... con... do?"

"Uh, election in November. Election in November."

[Ryan]

Homer vs the 18th Amendment

"This suit burns better, look"

[Jimbo77]

Who shot Mr.Burns 2

"Ok so if I ask him and he says No it's his fault"

(dont remember quote to well)

[Willmak5389]

Is it from Boy Scoutz in the 'hood?

"first, it wasn't 25 years, it was 27..."

[maggie_simpson]

Mother Simpson

Fine! We'll go to Mars!

[jwbph]

One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish

curse those handsome devils!

[Nebuchanezzar]

Lemon of Troy.

"You'll never silence me! I'm the last angry man,..."

[Willmak5389]

Trash of the Titans

"Balzac!!!"

[E-I-E-I-Moe]

Treehouse of Horror 14

"Monkey made of drugs!"

[Number 10767]

I don't remember "Balzac" in THOH 14. What sprang to my mind is Lisa's Sax.

E-I-E-I-Moe's quote is from C.E. D'oh.

"Come on, come on, don't you realize this is costing me money?"

[Willmak5389]

Lisa the Greek

Actually it was from THOH 14. Frink's father yells it when he gets kicked there.

"You've got the wrong number. This is 91......2"

[Jimbo77]

Dog of Death ( I think )



"Whoa whoa slow down egghead!"

[Willmak5389]

^'Tis correct, my friend

THOH 6- Homer3

"One in three-hundred eighty million"

[Number 10767]

Actually it was from THOH 14. Frink's father yells it when he gets kicked there.

It's definitely exclaimed in Lisa's Sax too...

Homer: Marge, name one successful person in life who ever lived without air conditioning.
Marge: Balzac!
Homer: No need for potty mouth just because you can't think of one.

[Simpsons Forever!]

Dog of Death.

"I know what we can Ask Jeeves. Why does he suck!"

Home Away From Homer

"I think I read somewhere that cows like being killed."

[Talking Pie]

Maximum Homerdrive

"Wow, I've been a cat, a tree, and Cokie Roberts."

[E-I-E-I-Moe]

Make Room For Lisa

"Is that gum? Is that gum? Is that gum?"

[TheForbiddenDonut]

The PTA disbands.

Homer: "Now pie, I'll just be doing this, and if you get eaten, it's your own fault."

[rem87062597]

Lisa on Ice, I think

Dr. Nick- Shalom, Everybody
Animals- *Various animal noises*

[Number 10767]

Simpsons Christmas Stories (part 1)

"I'm going to do what Bart should have told me to do a long time ago."

[jwbph]

Grade School Confidential

Take me I'm old!!!

[Adamm R)))]

Bart Gets Hit By A Car

"They're presidential pajamas. You can only wear them if you're president."

[Talking Pie]

Bart Gets Hit by a Car

Come on, people, this poetry isn't going to appreciate itself.

[Adamm R)))]

Talking Pie, I beat you to it. Since I don't know Talking Pie's both questions stand:

"They're presidential pajamas. You can only wear them if you're president."
Come on, people, this poetry isn't going to appreciate itself.

[Nightshade]

"They're presidential pajamas. You can only wear them if you're president."

Two Bad Neighbors

"In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"

[maggie_simpson]

The PTA Disbands!

"This is indeed a disturbing universe."

[CJman327]

Treehouse Of Horror V when Maggie hits Groundskeeper Willie with an axe. :D

"Don't forget to bring back my car back tommorrow! Just slide it under the door..."

[Sniper Squirrel]

The City of New York V. Homer Simpson

"The sea forgives all, not like those mean old mountains, I hate them so much"

[Number 10767]

Homer Simpson in Kidney Trouble

"Who needs money when we got feathers?"

[Willmak5389]

Homer and Apu

"No sooner had I shaved off the ol' soup-strainer ..."

[Number 10767]

Bart the ****r, in the subplot when Flanders shaves his moustache

"No one ever picks the car."