Funniest Signs/Posters/Headlines/Advertisements/Billboards (All Seasons)

[George]

Headline:
Ketchup Truck Hits Hamburger Stand, 6 Killed
Poster:
Join the Army, and See the Opposing Army!, SEX! Now that I have your attention, vote for BArt
Bill BOard:
50 million Cigarette Smokers Can't Be wrong, Don't eat beef Eat deer

Post comic ads on this thread, all seasons included

[Haoie]

Man loses pants, life.

[Rowdy Roddy Peeper]

Gabbo To Have Real Boy Operation

[The Sovereign]

This park is copless so please don't go topless.

[jim]

Ants, Picnicers Reach Last Minute Accord

[George]

High Speed Car Chases Use Diamond Lane

[HUGHJASS72]

The master knows all except combination to safe

[schwnj]

Candy Convention, room 1!
Candy-shaped Rat Poision Convention, room 11

[Thats A Paddlin]

"ORDINDARY VAN"

{thats actually a undercover survealence van}

[Greased Scotsman]

Flowers
By
Irene

[EspanolBot]

Two Guys from Quanitco (sp)
Legitimate Gentlemen's Social Club (Mafia hideout)
Man injured by spinning newspaper. (After stereotypical spinning headlines scene.)

[Hapablap]

another from Homer Badman:

Gummy Bears
They Hibernate In Your Colon

[George]

You pet it, you bought it

[Thats A Paddlin]

All creatures, Great and Cheap.

[Nameless]

"GAY WEDDINGS! Now That I Have Your Attention, I Will Perform Gay Weddings."

went something like that.

[Cow Milk?]

Australlia declares war against New Zeland(comic)

[Dr. Wily]

Main headline: "Big fat man has a big fat heart."

Other, smaller headline: "Little skinny man arrested for robbery."

[EspanolBot]

Part of the Humble-People's hate campaign against Ned's moustache,
Headline: Hair Fuhrer!

[TriforceBun]

"Man loses pants, life" What episode is that from? It made me laugh out loud as I read it. Love the "spinning newspapers" and candy-shaped rat poison ones as well. And ORDINARY VAN--it's the same type of joke as the mafia's sign, but for some reason the absurdity of it strikes me as much funnier.

[Thats A Paddlin]

The barber shop

Hairy Shearers {i think thats how they spell it}

[HUGHJASS72]

"Man loses pants, life" What episode is that from? It made me laugh out loud as I read it.
I believe it's from Mother Simpson

Another one I like is, "Monstromart, where shopping is a baffling ordeal."

[The J Man]

Boris' Car Loft
Charlotte's Dead

[Dr Zaius]

Bart voted world's greatest sex machine

Local gays show pride (with Bart standing in front looking baffled)

[EspanolBot]

"'Tod Stinks!' Aw, I already knew that!"

[H Thompson]

Homer vs the 18th amendment has the best thing ever of a running headline gag

Bums Threaten to leave town
and later
Bums Extend Deadline
along with
Family Sedan Outruns Cops

[Corkus]

IDIOT RUINS GAME
SPRINGFIELD FORFEITS PENNANT

SEX
Now that I have your attention, vote Bart!

GOD HIDES SUN
MAYOR OFFERS SACRIFICES

[Godfrey Jones]

Join the Army, and See the Opposing Army!
Does anyone know which episode that sign is from?

[Dewey Finn]

Don't Come In Topless, We Are Not Copless

Gabbo Fabbo! Krusty Rusty

[Lowest Common Denominator]

Join the Army, and See the Opposing Army
Yeah, that one, partially because it was the first one I thought of and partially because I'm too lazy to remember anything else.

[DumHonkey]

"Abbot and Castillo meet Polio"

For some reason, that made me crack the fuck up.

[Gatorgod]

I like the Itchy & Scratchy Movie billboard that drenches folks with blood,..and it screams too!

[Rest your giant head]

Gabbo Fabbo! Krusty Rusty!
Big fat man has a big fat heart!
And those 3 headlines in Call of the Simpsons.

Also,I don't know if it counts - Stoner's pot palace. I loved Otto's reaction when he came out of the store.

[Lionel Mclure]

Sprinfield Psychiatric Hospital:Because there may be no bugs on you.

[Chief Simpson]

GAY WEDDINGS!


Now that I have your attention, I will perform gay weddings.

Or...

Milhouse Missing:

Wanted, Dead (Crossed Out) or Alive

(I can't remember that one)

[grübermeister]

A.S.S.- not affiliated with the human ass (From Rome-old and Juli-eh)

[Sextant]

One of the dirtiest jokes I can recall ever employed on the show, a store from E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt):

Sneed's Feed & Seed (formerly Chuck's)

[Amiscribe]

Costington's "Over a century without a slogan."

[We're Talkin' Softball]

"Awful school gets awful rich", but it's made funnier by the fact that Skinner tries convincing Chalmers that the first use of the word "awful" is a separate article within the headline.

[Amiscribe]

I just saw this one in All's fair in Oven War

Playdude
The Girls of Kent State: Four Nude in Ohio

[Xt'Tapalatakettle]

My all time favorite: "You're in the Matrix, Charlie Brown."

http://uloc.nerdtank.org/cgi-bin/wiki.pl?Screenshots/Fabf08_06_Lenny_Matrixplakat

[LisaFan17]

SIGN AHEAD (Homer's Odyssey)

"BRIDGE OUT....STANDING!"--Overpass Weekly (Dad Who Knew Too Little)

Hairy Shearer's :D

[dvoss]

Maniac To Live At Brother's Apartment

[gheorghe]

why would anyone bump a two-year old thread?

[E.A.R.L]

why would anyone bump a two-year old thread?

By doing a little research and using my massive brain, I have come to the conlcusion that Godfrey Jones wanted to know wich episode the quote "Join the Army, and See the Opposing Army!" came from, so he did a search for the quote, he found this thread and asked his question here. Of course he could have just asked it in the Q and A thread, and he probably would have got better results, but he's new so I'm gonna give him a break.

[gonz]

i saw this sign when i was in hong kong, it kinda cracked me and i thought it would be a good photo to show my friends back home, luckily that had been the day i had finally decided to take my camera

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w141/rights_for_ralph01/pratavenue.jpg

i know its not from the simpsons but this was the most convenient place for me to put it

[wazzles]

"Hippo promoted to sheriff" or something like that.

[Burnin']

Man loses pants, life.

I think this is by far my favorite. I also remember thinking some of the newspaper headlines in the Hit n Run video game were clever as well although I can't think of any of them at the moment.

[gonz]

I think this is by far my favorite. I also remember thinking some of the newspaper headlines in the Hit n Run video game were clever as well although I can't think of any of them at the moment.

i remember one of them bieng something like "zombies walk the earth

and the lower storie was titled "local brain dealer makes fortune" with a picture of dr nick holding a brain

[banana plantation]

funny dog to make life worthwhile

or something like that, it's from the poochie episode

[wazzles]

funny dog to make life worthwhile

or something like that, it's from the poochie episode

I love Poochie!

"Monsters Okay Slavery Plan".

[I Love Lisa]

Stinking Fish Realty. With a name this bad, we must be good!

[The,Bart,The]

DOG KILLS CAT, SELF

[General Jack D. Ripper]

Right after Sideshow Bob convinced everyone he deserved to come out of jail after they were protesting it:
Springfield:
Proud Home of Sideshow Bob

[fmalone]

Right after Sideshow Bob convinced everyone he deserved to come out of jail after they were protesting it:
Springfield:
Proud Home of Sideshow Bob
LOL that's a good one.