Has anything Simpsons-related ever happened to you?

[Wasteland]

Has anything ever happened to you that can be attributed to the Simpsons? Here's what happened to me.

When I was four, I watched the first episode. The next night was my preschool's Christmas pagent. I was to sing "Jingle Bells" in a solo. I got up on stage, and started to sing the version Bart sang (Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg, etc.). To make matters worse, when my Dad grabbed me to get me off the stage, I yelled out "Don't kill me Dad". I got one hell of a spanking, and I knew I would watch the Simpsons for the rest of my life.

[Crotis Jivefunk]

Something similar to Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore:

My friend was moving to Georgia to train at the police academy. We had a going away party for him and everything. Around the Fourth of July, I was at a friend's party, and he was there. I asked him why he wasn't in Georgia...he got into a few fights and was expelled.

[Muppets Go Midevil]

Has anything ever happened to you that can be attributed to the Simpsons? Here's what happened to me.

When I was four, I watched the first episode. The next night was my preschool's Christmas pagent. I was to sing "Jingle Bells" in a solo. I got up on stage, and started to sing the version Bart sang (Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg, etc.). To make matters worse, when my Dad grabbed me to get me off the stage, I yelled out "Don't kill me Dad". I got one hell of a spanking, and I knew I would watch the Simpsons for the rest of my life.

You were four?

Everyday my marrage reminds me of something simpsons like

[H Thompson]

One Time I took in a horse that was rejected from a fair and trained it to be a racehorse and I was very successful too but then I got taken into this land of the Jockeys where they threatend to eat my brain unless I lost the race, but I won anyway and as they chased my sister and my mother stopped them by spraying them with a hose and tied them up in a garbage bag.

[Dr Zaius]

It didn't happen to me personally but I remember that yo-yo craze about seven years back. It was all over my school. It reminded me so much of the beginning of Bart The Lover.

[Handsome Peter]

One Time I took in a horse that was rejected from a fair and trained it to be a racehorse and I was very successful too but then I got taken into this land of the Jockeys where they threatend to eat my brain unless I lost the race, but I won anyway and as they chased my sister and my mother stopped them by spraying them with a hose and tied them up in a garbage bag.

You're probably the only person here who likes "Saddlesore Galactica", then...

When new area codes were introduced in the Toronto area, my experiences were almost a carbon copy of Homer's in "A Tale of Two Springfields". I even thought about dividing the town in half so that everything west of Yonge Street got the old, or "classic" 416 area code, while everything east of Yonge Street got the new 647 area code. (Just kidding, but I do like this plan better than the overlay area code.)

[Radioactive Man]

I often soaked my friends with the hose leaving me relatively dry.

I'll try and think of some better ones latter.

[Muppets Go Midevil]

i rember being naked in the woods

[The "Urban" Lenny]

I don't know if this counts or not, but one time when I was in 4th grade I was at a swimming pool and the staff at the pool were playing the radio via loud speakers that were set up all around the pool. The radio station goes to commercial and the first commercial that comes on is a promo for the Simpsons(Bart of Darkness). So me and my classmates are all swimming in the pool and all of a sudden this voice comes on and goes "Do not be alarmed. Continue swimming naked...Aw come on continue." Until the end of the commercial where we found out it was just an ad for the simpsons, we all thought that the life guards really told us to swim naked.

[Jeremy]

I was watching the ep where Burns is left in the tub too long when Homer and Smithers are stoned, and later that night had a meal I left in the microwave too long. The timing was freaky.

[Mister X]

Here is one of MILLIONS of examples of "why my life is the Simpsons"....
Being told between the ages of 9-14 a couple of times a week,
"going to Viet-Nam will make a man out of you" by my WW2 vetran father.
(My reply was usually along the line of..."How will being DEAD,make me a man?") :boggled:

[EspanolBot]

My simularities to Comic Book Guy depress me.

[SideshowTim]

i ate a donut once.

[Semaj]

I first met my girlfriend in church.

[Paul]

Everyone at my school got eaten and then I turned inside out.

[Winam]

Trheatened with attack me for what do i tried med the nose of a boy...

[alike to Bart (I) and Nelson (The other) in "Bart The General".

[L.R.60]

I like limestones. And I hate Bart Simpson.

[Burnin']

My dad had a heart transplant and wasnt sure if he would make it so before the surgery he let us kids know about our half brother.....yeah... he wasnt a car company owner tho :(

[Disco Stud]

Has anything ever happened to you that can be attributed to the Simpsons? Here's what happened to me.

When I was four, I watched the first episode. The next night was my preschool's Christmas pagent. I was to sing "Jingle Bells" in a solo. I got up on stage, and started to sing the version Bart sang (Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg, etc.). To make matters worse, when my Dad grabbed me to get me off the stage, I yelled out "Don't kill me Dad". I got one hell of a spanking, and I knew I would watch the Simpsons for the rest of my life.

so you are telling us that your dad got from audience to the stage in the few seconds it would take you to blurt out a few words?

i call bullshit. sorry.

[Temy]

I saw someone getting an A+++ and he admitted once that he cheated but still gets the reward - for a courage reason, he was allowed to keep an A+ instead of the D he would have been awarded, D being the lowest grade at the time.

[Mr. McCraig]

I stole Homer's high school yearbook quote (which he had stolen from a 1970's Alka-Seltzer commercial): "I can't believe I ate the whole thing"

[coltonwiggum]

When new area codes were introduced in the Toronto area, my experiences were almost a carbon copy of Homer's in "A Tale of Two Springfields". I even thought about dividing the town in half so that everything west of Yonge Street got the old, or "classic" 416 area code, while everything east of Yonge Street got the new 647 area code. (Just kidding, but I do like this plan better than the overlay area code.)
New area codes came to London (Ontario, not England) in the summer, and it wa spretty similar to Handsome Pete's story.