No Homers Club: The Animated Series

[Alpha]

It's like the NHC story, but divided into episodes.

1NHC01: "Pilot"
Curtis the Jackass takes a funny picture of himself and posts it on the board. Little does he know, this picture is going to become disturbingly popular. He soon ends up in a merchandising deal. Curtis the Jackass t-shirts, coffee mugs, bath towels, etc. begin selling like crazy.

1NHC02: "The Seven Queer Hitch"
Brockman1988 accidentally witnesses a gay orgy online. He becomes determined to track down the gay men involved and turn them to Christianity. But trouble arises when one of the gay men begins to hit on him.

1NHC03: "The Rise and Fall of Nelson Muntz"
As a joke, Necromancer employs local retard Nelson Muntz as an honorary moderator. And hilarity ensues, leading to his eventual banning.

1NHC04: "I Can't Believe It's Not Butters"
When Butters is targeted for assassination by Paul, he buys a discount body double to take his place. Little does he know, the man he employed is a spy from the shitty Fox.com forums.

[Paul]

This seems like nothing more than flaming, and unfunny flaming at that... please don't become the new Clarence of Noiseland Arcade, Alpha. :(

[Alpha]

I was worried that someone would think that. It wasn't meant to be... :ashamed:

Maybe we should just let this thread die..... I won't do it again.

[Clarence]

1NHC05: "Alpha's the new Clarence"
Alpha gets bored and tries to make a new noiseland game. Unfortinately it turns out to be a terrible game like that of Clarence's. Paul comes by and posts this and Alpha then realizes a terrible truth. Could Aplha be the new Clarence??? To be continued!!!

[The General]

1NHC06: "Number One's Early Surprise". Dead Negro Storage finds a baby abandoned on his doorstep. Unsure of what to do, he mails the baby to Eric for an early donation for the Fall Fundraiser. Eric must now learn to deal with being a father, a rabbi, and a raging alcoholic all at the same time.

Airs July 23rd on FOX, right after American Dad.

[Semaj]

1NHC07: "The Alpha Bet": A bet is made as to how long Alpha's "No Homers Club: The Animated Series" thread would continue. Semaj deduces that it will become a continous showcase of 'No Homers members going on crazy adventures', which results in one member getting raped by a panda (BESIDES Clarence! :sly: ).

[Toli]

1HC06: Holy Semaj: Semag posts a somewhat interesting episode in an attempt to gain recognition from his fellow members.

[huh?]

1NHC08: "Fever Coot": When Eric has to go away someplace for the weekend, he puts OldCootAbe in charge of the board, who promptly uses his newfound power to ban all the non-Boston fans in Duff Stadium.

[buh]

1HC08: Genius Toli: Toli makes semaj look like an idiot. end of story.

[Dorkus Malorkus]

1NHC09: YYT to the Buh:
YYT changes his name to Buh, and gets laid more.

1NHC10: Toli leaves NHC
Toli leaves NHC

[Paul]

1NHC11: "Series Finale"
Alpha is emabarassed for making such a crappy thread in Noiseland Arcade and commits suicide. At the funeral a giant radioactive donkey attacks everyone and they all die, except Paul because he is awesome. To wrap up the series clips are played.

1NHC12: "Reunion Special"
Set five years after the series finale, Paul organizes a reunion but then remembers that everybody died and goes home.

1NHC13: "The Best of NHC The Animated Series"
In a special hosted by the deceased Alpha, he remembers the best moments from NHC The Animated Series. Thus ensues 20 minutes of a blank screen.

[Butters]

I was going to say this is a new low for Noiseland, but it's always been this bad...

[SideshowTim]

i laughed at some of these. keep them coming.

[Dorkus Malorkus]

Season Two

2NHC01 - 'Alpha does a Jesus'
Alpha resurrects and everyone is happy. Then Paul kills him, everyone is sad.

2NHC02 - 'Alpha does an Alpha'
Alpha resurrects for a second time, after Paul kills him. He then kills Paul as revenge.

2NHC03 - 'Paul does an Alpha'
Paul resurrects and everyone is happy that nobody is dead, so they all sit around a campfire singing songs and roasting marshmellows, until Butters' leg falls off.

2NHC04 - 'Carolyn Omine stops posting - Part 1'
Concerns for the well being of Carolyn Omine grow as her length of inactivity grows to an hour.

2NHC05 - 'Carolyn Omine stops posting - Part 2'
The mystery of Carolyn Omine's inactivity is solved when Butters and Paul find her cowered in the corner of her home, whimpering. there had been a power cut. The electricity is then switched back on, and Carolyn Omine is once again free to post, and lives happily ever after.

2NHC06 - 'Clarence gets laid'
Mike Scully collaborates for the wacky off the wall plot that sees Clarence gets laid. Not literally.

[Paul]

2NHC07: "Clarence's Wacky Hooker Adventure" (Part One)
Clarence wants to find a hooker, but the combination of being an idiot and having no job makes it difficult for him to get one.

2NHC08: "Clarence the Father" (Part Two)
Clarence discovers the hooker that he drugged and had sex with is pregnant and nine months later he is a father, but the baby takes one look at him and kills himself from sudden depression.

2NHC09: "Terrible Ideas All Over Again"
Mohammed Jafar, Fat Morbo and some other important acting members arrive and comment that this thread is exactly like Submit Terrible Episode Ideas and close it down, but Alpha leads a rebellion to destroy them and get it re-opened.

(By the way Clarence I'm not trying to be a dick to you, it's all in good fun. No offence for any of it).

[Clarence]

2NHC10 "Goodbye Captain Asshole"
Paul starts more and more fights with people over the message board. He gets so many people pissed off at once they all decide to sneak into his house, tie him to the wall, and beat him with 10 pound bags of potatoes until he passes out. But he wakes up, so they throw an active lawn mower at him. They take him out side and weld a piece of metal over his face and to the back of a truck. Drag him into the woods and break his legs, then throw him into a ditch. Everyone is a lot happier and we all have mini sandwiches and coke to celebrate.

(again this is of course all fiction. And if we really wanted to kill you I'm sure we wouldn't put this much effort into it)

[Paul]

2NHC11: "Clarence's False Promise"
Clarence makes a promise that he will stop being so annoying, but it doesn't last.

(Sorry Clarence, I didn't realise a joke would annoy you so much... I'll stop. We really need to stop biting each other's heads off, or at least I need to stop provoking you).

[The General]

2NHC12: "Bye Bye Boardie": NHC is hit with a crippling computer virus, turning ever letter ever typed to a picture of the goatse.cx guy. Unable to fix the virus, the forum in closed indefinately. Paul, unable to insult people online for no reason, moves to Las Vegas and becomes an insult comic. He makes is big on the strip, so he decides to use his considerable wealth to pay to have NHC cleaned of all viruses, and has all the old members return. Since all members, uncluding mods and admins, had left, Paul becomes the new owner of NHC, and rules over us with an iron fist.

[Clarence]

Yeah, looking back my previous post was a bit... insane. No problem all is well.

2NHC12 "Paul's short leadership"
Paul does indeed own NHC now but sets his admin password to Paul... Clarence figures this out and becomes the new ruler of NHC.

[Paul]

(That was actualy 2NHC13... like it matters)

2NHC14: "Paul vs. Clarence"
Paul and Clarence engage in a boxing match to determine who will be the ruler of NHC. Paul manages to get some magical fairy dust and uses it on Clarence, turning him into a frog. Paul then becomes the almighty leader and enslaves everyone. Meanwhile, on a trip to the laundromat, Butters is horrified to learn all of his clothes have turned pink and and he is made fun of for being a pansy. Infuriated, Butters destroys the entire world, leaving only two survivors - Paul and Clarence. The bickering duo are forced to go back in time and stop Butters' reign of terror. With their job done, Paul and Clarence murder each other and the world is back to normal... but for how long?

2NHC15: "Ghostbastards"
The ghost of Clarence unleashes cancer upon General GK. Meanwhile, the ghost of Paul haunts Media Discussion.

[Curtis]

The series seems to only feature Paul and Clarence, there is many other members who can have there own episodes. I am to lazy to make any right now though.

[Paul]

2NHC16: "The Shocking Return of Wezzo"
Wezzo comes back to NHC and shocks everyone by announcing he is getting married to his hand, so Butters and Carolyn Omine team forces to put an end to the wedding plans. Meanwhile, hugh parkfiled gets unbanned but has a brand new personality which drives everyone more insane.

[SideshowTim]

that wezzo, what will he do next?

[Paul]

2NHC17: "The Vilalins of NHC"
The villains of NHC (Fat Morbo, Necromancer, etc.) gather on a spaceship orbiting Earth to discuss their evil doings, but the meeting is held up by the arrival of ItchyScratchy100 who drives them all crazy, ultimately making them die in the vacuum of space. Meanwhile, the ghosts Paul and Clarence inadvertently possess the same body; and SideshowTim forms a team of travelling acrobats with arlen_texas and Moose of Doom!

...I'm so lame.

[Semaj]

2NHC18: "Fun with Malapropisms"
In Paul's most recent SpongeBob topic, the SpongeBob fans discuss the meaning of "wumbo".
Meanwhile Toli goes on with his life after being banned for causes unknown (Dr. Hibbert chuckle).

[Paul]

2NHC19: "Attack of the Large Breasted Cartoons"
Semaj draws a collection of large breasted cartoons, but chaos ensues when they come to life and devour everyone. Semaj, on the other hand, is busy in the bathroom. Meanwhile, Dorkus Malorkus gets kicked in the balls.

[SideshowTim]

2NHC20: "Down Right Board"

nohomers goes down for 5 minutes and several members, suffering from boredom make attempts on their lives. mr. t comes in, saves the day, gives a speech about why marijuana is bad and then flies away on his magic carpet.

[Dorkus Malorkus]

Dorkus Malorkus gets kicked in the balls.
it took 30+ episodes before i got a mention?? shame on you all

2NHC21 - 'Everyone turns into cows'
Because NHC is nominated to be the worst message board on the net, everyone turns into cows. This causes conflict when Butters comments that Carolyn Omine was already a cow. Carolyn Omine then gets angry with Butters and moos at him. Butters runs away scared, and Carolyn Omine is pronounced the queen of the board, until Paul kills her for her juicy, juicy flesh.

[Paul]

2NHC22: "Malachy Dies" (Season finale)
Everyone is shocked when Malachy suddenly dies of a heart attack. The ghosts of Paul and Clarence are bummed too, since this means he will be joining them in the afterlife. Meanwhile, Thomas becomes determined to resurrect Malachy; and Butters starts up a Ghostbusters style alliance to get rid of the threatening ghosts. There are even more shocks when Curtis the Jackass shows up and reveals he is pregnant. To be continued...

[Curtis]

3NHC23 - "Queer Eye for Brockman"
Brockman1988 is on the run from from the gay porn stars when he happens to run into Dead Negro Storage. DNS tells him he can stay at his place for a while and asks Brockman if he would like lunch. After eating Brockman passes out because DNS drugged him. Brockman awakes to find him self gagged and tied in a basement. DNS and Necromancer walk down into the basement and both are holding whips. It does't look good for brockman but all of a sudden Buh (formerly YYT) busts into the room and pepper sprays Necro and DNS until they passout. Buh unties Brockman and brockman thanks him but soon realizes Buh was the gay porn star from episode 2, Meanwhile Curtis the Jackass goes into labor but soon realizes he wasnt pregnant he just had to take a huge shit. The shit becomes possesed by the spirit of Paul and no one can tell the difference between Pauls body and the shit.

[E-I-E-I-Moe]

New season.

3NHC01 - "The Family Guy Forum"
Tired of all the crap going on in Noiseland Arcade, Necromancer puts an end to it...by replacing it with an Family Guy forum. Everyone is angry that he would do such a thing to the NHC and people start leaving. The only way to save the forum is have an unexpected hero hack into Necromancer's account and change the forum's name to "Family Man" to anger him...and that unexpected hero is Snowman!

[Alpha]

Wow, I spent all of last night hating this thread. I can't believe people are actually using it. And really, I don't see how I was flaming anyone. The only reason I called Nelson a retard is because he wasn't a real person (an obvious fake account).

3NHC02: "Old McDonald's Had a Farm, E-I-E-I-Moe"
E-I-E-I-Moe is employed as the new McDonald's mascot, but trouble arrises when he is forced to eat their crappy food. Meanwhile, Flaming Homer moves into his new flaming home.

[Paul]

3NHC03: "Night of the Changing Usernames"
Alpha wakes up to discover that everybody on NHC has switched usernames, and is unable to tell who anyone is anymore. Meanwhile, Jake puts a blue mop on his head; and 4X4 is attacked on the streets.

[Alpha]

3NHC04: "The Lost Trousers"
The long-forgotten but beloved member Big Willie loses his pants and goes off on an adventure to find them. Meanwhile, ItchyScratchy100 reports one of Number One's posts to a moderator.

3NHC05: "Ban Dan"
A parody of "Kill Bill". Dantheman has rejoined NHC. But this time, banning him won't be so easy.

[Paul]

3NHC06: "Homer_Thompson in 'The Homer Thompson Joke'"
Homer_Thompson is so sick of the references to his username that he decides to get all copies of the episode "Cape Feare" banned and the words filtered on NHC. Meanwhile, Mike falls down some stairs and gets amensia, and everyone convinces him that he is a lamppost.

[H Thompson]

3NHC07 - "Diatribe of A Mad Homer_Thompson"
Homer_Thompson shocks everyone by contributing to a noiseland arcade thread and attempting to write something funny but realises he has no ideas other than to post some crappy self-indulgent idea commenting on the fact that he has no ideas other than to make self-indulgent comments on the fact that he has no ideas.
Sadly he gives up thinking his idea hasn't been that good but thinks that in the past people have laughed at some of his bad jokes so he might as well post it anyway.

[Clarence]

3NHC08 - "Most pointless post ever"
Clarence makes the most pointless post ever.

[Paul]

3NHC09: "The Great NHC World Record Attempt"
NHC become determined to gain a world record but are horrified when they receive "biggest amount of lifeless nerds on one message board". DotheBartman, ItchyScratchy100 and Necromancer join forces to destroy the world records center, but a combination of a Simpsons nerd, an idiot and a moderator make this a difficult task. Meanwhile, Alpha gets run over.

[Alpha]

3NHC10: "Highway to Smell"
The NHC takes a road trip, where Curtis the Jackass gets pissed off at ItchyScratchy100 for smelling his hair. Meanwhile, Misfits_138 finds an elderly woman and asks her to marry him.

3NHC11: "My Big Fat NHC Wedding"
Misfits_138 and his fiance, the elderly woman, plan their wedding. But trouble arrises when the woman turns out to be a dead squirrel.

[Paul]

3NHC12: "NHC No More"
Curtis the Jackass goes back in time to stop the NHC from ever being created, but unfortunately for Paul this means that he no longer exists as his life is based around the said message board.

[Curtis]

3NHC13: "Jackass in time"
Curtis the Jackass gets trapped in the 1950's while trying to get back to the present. He becomes confused because everyone looks like Navin Johnson! He is arrested for jay walking and sentanced to 10 years in prison. Luckily Paul and his sidekick Navin Johnson (Gilman) are trying to fix time so NHC exists stumbles upon the Jackass. Insted of rescuing him Paul beats him with a crowbar and leaves. Before the time portal closes a bloody, beatin and obese Jackass grabs Gilman and takes his place in the portal. Gilman is happy to be in the 1950's

[Cow Milk?]

Moses Rides Again-Moses comes back with a message.Unfortunately no one can understand his dumb downed grammer.

The War-Old Coot Abe Returns and gets in a war with Gravymaster,who is already in a fight with WavyGravy about the right to the word gravy.

Cow Milk? to the Rescue-Cow Milk? leaves his computer for 5 minutes to go to the bathroom.When he comes back,the banned members of NHC have caused much Ruccus.Cow Milk? with the help the band "Guns n Roses" help save the day.

Theirs something about RcKyizbck!-A new member named RcKyizbck! joins,and the members suspect that he may be Rocky.

Andy's dream-Andy has a dream that the cubs win the world series.Meanwhile,everyone is shocked when Clarence makes an intelligent post.

[Alpha]

3NHC19: "Got Cow Milk?"
NHC goes blind from Cow Milk?'s spelling and grammar.

[Paul]

3NHC20: "Wavy Gravy and the Pokemon" (season finale)
Wavy Gravy gathers an army of Pokemon and launches an attack on the NHC, whilst the other members form a rebel alliance to put a stop to the coming invasions. Meanwhile, the moderators are infuriated that season three's episode order has been cut down to twenty and destroy whatever network would want to show the series.

Now, season 4...

[Alpha]

4NHC01: "The Banned Band"
The banned members of NHC form a band, where they play a song called "Sweet and Sour Sauce" over and over. But luckily, hugh parkfiled goes gay.

[Paul]

4NHC02: "Butters Runs Down an Old Lady"
Butters is overcome with guilt when he runs down an old lady and tries to hide it from the NHC, fearing his reputation as the "Maximum Homderdrive" loather will be ruined. Meanwhile, Dorkus Malorkus gets kicked in the nuts again; and Alpha tracks down the person who ran him over and falls in love with him.

[huh?]

3NHC06: "Homer_Thompson in 'The Homer Thompson Joke'"
Homer_Thompson is so sick of the references to his username that he decides to get all copies of the episode "Cape Feare" banned and the words filtered on NHC. Meanwhile, Mike falls down some stairs and gets amensia, and everyone convinces him that he is Brian Cashman.
fixed

[Alpha]

4NHC03: "Straight Eye for the Queer Guy"
Hugh parkfiled, still concerned with his decision to go gay, goes to strip club to try and rekindle heterosexuality. But trouble arises when he learns that Dances in Underwear is dancing in his underwear as one of the strippers.

[Curtis]

4NHC04: "Buh Buh Buh"
Buh develops a stuttering problem and goes to Brockman1988 for help, since Brockman converted him from a gay porn star to a gay christian. Brockman tells him to pray to god and ask him to help fix his problem. So Buh goes to NHC member Gods house and tells him his problem. God decides to take advatage of the situation and tells Buh to go rob banks and bring him back the money. Necromancer who was told by his parents to get a job or he is out of the house, he happened to be working as a security guy at a bank when Buh robbed it. Insted of stoping Buh Necro assists him in robbing the bank. Once outside the bank Necro hits Buh with many witty yet cruel remarks rendering Buh helpless and an emotional wreck. Necro is on his way to the airport to leave the country when brockman shows up with his fellow cult members who convert necro and say they will use the money he had to help build a new church for "god". It turns out the god they speak of is actually the NHC member who was working with Brockman the whole time. Brockman knew Buh would be dumb enough to go see the NHC member god.

[Cow Milk?]

A tale of two Nohomers.net's:One day in his spare bredom,Butters finds another
message board called Nohomers.The members of this board are pissed as hell,and send spywear to the members of the other boards computers.

A world without porn-97 Nohomers.net members commit suicide after Porn is deleted from the internet.

Fox ruins everything-Fox finds out about this site and starts charging admission to join.Basically no one can afford to join.Meanwhile,the Simpsons are cancelled,and American Dad! gets a new 19 season contract.No one has anything to live for anymore.

Banned on the Run-Osama Bin Laden creates an account,and then is banned.In his anger he throws a computer out of his cave,thus blowing his cover.

Cow Milk? takes grammar lessons-(read the title)

A world without Noiseland(season finale)-Noiseland is deleted,and life just isnt the same.It is brought back 14 minutes after deletion

[Alpha]

4NHC11: "Sax and the City"
Clarence learns to play the saxaphone, but is soon hit by a bus. Once in the hospital, he begins flirting with a nurse, only to discover that she's actually a man.

[Paul]

4NHC12: "Pirates of NHC"
Moose of Doom!'s pirate friend joins NHC, and hilarity ensues.

[brockman1988]

4NHC13: "Do the Brockman"
After realizing how hard it is to try and convert the gays, he heads off to Hollywood to try and convert Scientologists. He quits after one day, written out of the series like Richie's older brother on Happy Days. Or does he?

4NHC14: "Brockman Begins"
A flashback ep in which we see Brockman's warped upbringing in the "Bible Belt" region of the United States. This becomes known as the "Jump the Shark" episode.

[E-I-E-I-Moe]

4NHC15 - "Miracle on NHC"
In this touching Christmas episode, the No Homers Club gets a new Christmas layout, and Clarence, who is Jewish, protests that the forum needs a Chanukah layout. The admins, however, don't want to waste their time making such a layout for one person. Clarence runs away from the NHC and is about to jump off a bridge when an angel shows him what life would be like if he never joined the NHC...and it wouldn't be that bad.

[Alpha]

4NHC16: "Another NHC Christmas"
In this additional Christmas special, Curtis the Jackass spends all of Number One's Christmas money on underpants, and is forced to take a job as a mall Santa to get the money back and ultimately save Christmas.

Promo Card:
http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/9435/1221fatalbert19qp.jpg

[Semaj]

4NHC17: "Drink Up!": On a hot summer day, Semaj sees Dorkus Malorkus. He climbs into him undetected and sucks him dry.
While Semaj is on the lam, Alpha, Paul, and Wasteland try to revive their dehydrated friend.

[The General]

None of you people can think up decent episode titles.

Oh, and Alpha, I congratulate you on having a fun idea for a game, unfortunately it has been ruined by a number of people in this thread...

[Semaj]

None of you people can think up decent episode titles.

Oh, and Alpha, I congratulate you on having a fun idea for a game, unfortunately it has been ruined by a number of people in this thread...

AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

That's the best story so far!!!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

[Curtis]

All my episode have been detailed and well writtin

[billi vanilli]

AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

That's the best story so far!!!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
please, try to not be funny.

I like the thread, but I don't really want to write any episodes.

also: why is Curtis the only one that's included me in a story? am I not good enough for the rest of you?

foo'.

[buh]

All my episode have been detailed and well writtin
yeah, they all talk about me in big details... good work, man.

[Dorkus Malorkus]

4NHC18 - Dorkus Malorkus dies
Dorkus Malorkus dies in a cruel, painful death. he then returns as a ghost to haunt all the NHC members, including General GK who runs away.

4NHC19 -Curtis the Jackass the Jackass
Curtis the Jackass is turned into a donkey for kicks

4NHC20 - Men and Binky
Everyone thinks Binky is gay, but he tries to prove he isn't, by dating Carolyn Omine. Only then does he discover Carolyn Omine is a man, and hilarity ensues.

[Nameless]

this thread has to be the worst in noiseland yet.

yes, even worse than anything clarence has made.

[buh]

this thread has to be the worst in noiseland yet.

yes, even worse than anything clarence has made.
nah, the worst, shittiest game is the one by clarence: "which random object would you want to stick up your ass game".

[Cow Milk?]

4NHC15 - "Miracle on NHC"
In this touching Christmas episode, the No Homers Club gets a new Christmas layout, and Clarence, who is Jewish, protests that the forum needs a Chanukah layout. The admins, however, don't want to waste their time making such a layout for one person. Clarence runs away from the NHC and is about to jump off a bridge when an angel shows him what life would be like if he never joined the NHC...and it wouldn't be that bad.

Thats amazing

'The Mod"-The Admins cant decide who the new mod will be.So ,they have a reality tv show.

"Happy New Year NHC"-NHC has a Bitchin New Years Party,and Necro gets drunk and starts banning regulars.Will he sober up in time to realize his mistakes?

"3 wishes,bitches"-A 'genie' makes a post that says the members of NHC have 3 wishes.Clarence gets the first one,wishing hell on all who made fun of them.Everyone now looks like Jake from FG.And because Clarence is the only one on the board with a regular face,we find another reason to make fun of him.Andy gets the second wish,and wishes tthe cubs win the world series.They do,and he has nothing to live for.Finally,Paul wishes he could have a Time Space Denumerizer(a device that makes anyone be able to go in/out of tv/computers).He goes into NHC so everyone can meet the real him.

"Paul's Time Space Denumerizer":Pauls TSN is a hit with the board.Everyone wants one,but can't unless they go to Paul's house(a price that no one would dare to pay).That is until one dat when Paul is watching "Jimmy Neutron".Jimmy comes out of the TV and clones the machine 50000000 times.Now everyone on NHC has one,and Paul is no longer special.

"Tales ofthe TNS"-Everyone begins using TNS'to meet their favorite Actors/Actresses and fictional television characters.Necro meets Pam Anderson,and about an hour later he has HIV.Clarence uses his machine to meet Thomas the Tank Engine.

"I can't believe its not Butters(but in a sense it is)"-Butters' last few posts just havent been him.Using a TNS,Some random new member realizes it is actually Butters,from south park.In his Professor Chaos costume,he ties up our butters and takes over his life.The newb slaughters the TV butters.THe second half of season 9 begins,and butters is played be Gary Coleman

"The TNS' gotta go"-After the butters incedent,everyone is forced to destroy there TNS'.This proves to be a diffucult task when the TNS lord tells everyone that all must destroyed or he goes on a killing spree.All the TNS' are destroyed besides Clarence's,who is riding Thomas the Tank Engine around the Countryside.

[Paul]

this thread has to be the worst in noiseland yet.

yes, even worse than anything clarence has made.

Seriously, you of all people cannot puss judgement as to how bad you think this thread is. You've made some threads just as bad as Clarence, hell, some even worse, so shut up, if we're having fun, that's all that matters. Would you prefer it if we were adding laugh tracks to it at the same time?

[Dr. Bartley]

can someone please make a episode about me? :)

[Semaj]

"What's in the Name...": Nameless Fan names a fan, and as a fan of the named fan, gets a new name, and is no longer a nameless fan.

The End.

[Alpha]

I just counted the unnumbered ideas. We're in season 5 now...

5NHC05: "Of Moose and Men"
In this musical journey, Semaj is scared because his next-door neighbor is a gay moose. Meanwhile, Dorkus Malorkus gang rapes his cousin's cousin (himself).

[Paul]

5NHC06: "Creative Craptions"
Necromancer enforces a ban on Creative Captions and so General GK, Paul and the many other participants decide to hunt down and murder him. But they soon realise that Necromancer's intentions weren't evil after all when all the monsters, villains, etc. from the pictures come to life and start to destroy the boards. Using his super moderator powers, Necromancer must now trap the evil beings inside the thread once again and save the NHC. Meanwhile, Alpha gets run over again; and Dorkus Malorkus becomes overly protective of his balls.

[Alpha]

5NHC07: "The Jackass Sex Tape"
Curtis the Jackass is unknowigly taped having sex with hugh parkfiled, who claimed to be his own sister. He tries to get the tape back from 4X4, but trouble arises when it ends up on the internet.

[Paul]

5NHC08: "Alpha's Adventures in Heaven"
Alpha gets run over once again and becomes sick of being such a clutz, so he commits suicide and ends up in Heaven where he is run over by several taxis making transitions from the land of the living. Infuriated, Alpha becomes determined to escape from the world forever - and ends up joining NHC again.

5NHC09: "Attack of the LOL"
Semaj discovers that a virus has been unleahsed upon the internet, making everyone use the word "lol" and with the help of a magic mushroom he tries to lift the curse. Meanwhile, Alpha gets run over.

[Wasteland]

5NHC10: "Welcome to the Wasteland"
Wasteland, pissed that he has only gotten one mention in this damn thread, steals a copy of the covented Curtis the Jackass sex tape, makes more copies, and sells them on ebay. To no ones surprise, it gets no bids, but finds 500 vials of anthrax on sale. So, with his evil henchmen Neoballmon and Talking Pie, they plot the doom of the newly formed NHC Justic League.

[Alpha]

5NHC11: "The Jackass Jackass"
Alpha gets run over again, and Curtis the Jackass records it. He sends the tape in to MTV's hit show "Jackass", and soon becomes very popular. Wanting to send in another tape, he stages a stunt of his own: He jumps off the NHC building. Unfortunately, he breaks both legs in the process.

[Paul]

5NHC12: "Falling Up the Stairs"
Whisman falls up the stairs, resulting in him thinking that he is the lord and master of the universe. Meanwhile, after having a heart attack Mohammed Jafar is taken to hospital where he gets high and starts smacking the nurses around.

5NHC13: "The Mohammed Jafar Tribute"
After Mohammed Jafar dies in hospital, clips are played at an NHC memorial service detailing his greatest moments, along with his kindest moments (for the latter no footage is found).

5NHC14: "An NHC Story"
An extended episode based on the long-running thread An NHC Story.

[lolpenis_taco]

5NHC15: "Wishman"
After his newfound power as the master of the universe, Whisman decides to grant one wish to Paul. Whisman mishears him and ends up setting Paul up on three dates. All on the same night! Hilarity ensues. Meanwhile, General GK cancels his date on account of being hit in the face with a football.

[Alpha]

5NHC16: "Venice the Menace" (Part 1)
Steve Allen goes on a trip to Italy to visit his long-lost father. He takes the rest of the NHC along with him. But trouble arises when they don't have money to buy plane tickets back. To Be Continued.

5NHC17: "Venice the Menace" (Part 2)
Steve Allen takes a job as a prostitute to earn money for plane tickets. He asks us to help, but we refuse. When he earns the money, Flaming Homer congratulates him by pinching everyone on the ass. And by "everyone", we mean "himself".

5NHC18: "Carter the Farter"
A new member named Carter joins NHC. But during her welcome thread, she accidentally farts in front of everyone. Meanwhile, Paul becomes a pimp named "Pimpin' Paul".

[Paul]

5NHC19: "The Power of Pregnancy" (Part One)
MsPennyCandy gets pregnant again, only this time evil aliens are using her to create their god and ultimately destroy the Earth. Meanwhile, Pimpin' Paul is arrested after running over Alpha.

5NHC20: "Birth of Evil" (Part Two)
MsPennyCandy gives birth to the god and it starts to destroy the Earth. The members of NHC must now join together to protect their planet. Meanwhile, Pimpin' Paul's trial gets underway, but it is interrupted when Alpha is confirmed to be dead by a doctor.

5NHC21: "The War of the World" (Part Three)
A war gets underway and the god is ultimately killed. The NHC members then murder MsPennyCandy, ensuring that she will never get pregnant again. Meanwhile, Pimpin' Paul says goodbye to Alpha at the hospital.

5NHC22: "Alpha, We Barely Knew Ye, As We Didn't Want To" (Part Four)
In the season 5 finale, Alpha's deceased body is being taken out of the hospital, but after it falls out the back of the car, it gets run over again and Pimpin' Paul commits suicide out of depression. Meanwhile, Mohammed Jafar returns from the dead to seek revenge on the General Discussion nerds.

Also Alpha, what does Venice have to do with France?

[Alpha]

Um, nothing. Just a bit of a brain lapse. It's fixed now.

6NHC01: "Redneck Roundup"
After seeing the Dukes of Hazard movie, Curtis the Jackass becomes a redneck. Meanwhile, Pimpin' Paul gets a new customer: ItchyScratchy100. Not wanting to crush IS100's dreams by telling him that Pimpin' Paul died, Dorkus Malorkus animates Paul's corpse ala "Weeked at Bernie's".

[Wasteland]

6NHC00: "When there's a Will, There's a Wasteland (Part I)
After getting over his little spat over being left out, Wasteland joins up with Mohammed Jafar to bring balance back to NHC, with the help of guest star, Chewbacca. Speeding to NHC headquarters in Wasteland's van, they are confronted by the walking corpse of Alpha.

To be continued.

[Paul]

Alpha, I said in my last idea that it was the season finale. It's season six now... plus Pimpin' Paul died.

[Alpha]

Okay, I must have missed that. It's fixed

6NHC03: "Where There's a Will, There's a Wasteland" (Part 2)
The zombie Alpha begins standing outside Wasteland's house everynight chanting "Hezeahoe". Wasteland is infuriated when he learns that Alpha is actually chanting "He's a ho". Mohammed Jafar must now defend Wasteland's honor.

[Paul]

6NHC04: "Jumping the Shark"
SomeOne comes back after barely posting and thinks that he is superior to everyone else, although really he isn't. Meanwhile, Butters jumps over a shark.

6NHC05: "Buh's Arm Gets Ripped Off"
Buh's arm gets ripped off and he struggles to cope with only one. The rest of the NHC, however, are playing pranks on him and so he quits the boards and cries. There is much celebration amongst the members, until Buh comes back and starts playing Ying Yang Twinz music horribly loudly outside everybody's houses.

[Alpha]

6NHC06: "General PU"
General GK gets sprayed by a skunk. The NHC becomes determined to rid him of the terrible smell. Meanwhile, Curtis the Jackass takes a shit on Pimpin' Paul's Sunday clothes.

6NHC07: "Trash Talking"
The trash can begins talking to ItchyScratchy100, and he reports it to a moderator when it calls him a retard.

[lolpenis_taco]

6NHC08: "Kelsi/Grammar"
Brockman takes Kelsi to see "Saved!" for the twelfth time this week. He wishes they could be more than just friends. Meanwhile, Curtis the Jackass makes a uh-oh when he uses the word "there" instead of the correct "their". Dead Negro Storage quotes the post and types a 900-word essay.

[Alpha]

6NHC09: "Clarence the Jackass"
Clarence accidentally runs over Curtis the Jackass and knocks him out. Mistakenly thinking that he killed him, he puts Curtis on sale at "Clarence's Clearance", where he is purchased by a rich bitch.

6NHC10: "The Cheap Hoe"
Wasteland goes to Wal-Mart, where he buys a garden hoe for only $2.

[lolpenis_taco]

6NHC11: "Webb of Lies"
Alpha emails Morgan Webb and tells her that he owns "some internet message board." Interested, she joins the NHC. Wanting to be a moderator, she agrees to sleep with Alpha, the fake admin. Bugay discovers the fraud and bans Alpha for a week. While away, Alpha cannot see that Morgan has started a thread titled, "I'm pregnant..."

[Paul]

6NHC12: "Webb of Lies, Part II"
Alpha and Morgan Webb confess to the NHC that they had cyber sex and Morgan is now cyber pregnant. Alpha has trouble dealing with the fact that he will be a cyber father and ends up killing himself... cyberly. A distraught Morgan has a cyber abortion and goes home to cry. Cyberly.

[lolpenis_taco]

6NHC12.5: "Webb of Lies, Part III"
Alpha hacks into Morgans computer and browses her recycle bin to find the aborted baby. To his surprise, the baby looks exactly like the recently deceased Pimpin' Paul. In a dramatic fashion, he throws his fists in the air and yells "Damn you, Pimpin' Paul!" He grabs his gun an goes on a shooting spree in Media Discussion. AllSussedOut dies after 11 bullets to the head. No one seemed to care.

[Alpha]

6NHC13: "100 Short Films About NHC"
We see 100 stories about NHC members. Unfortunately, to fit in the half-hour timeslot, they are played so fast that nobody knows what the fuck is happening.

6NHC14: "Curtis the Dumbass"
Curtis gets hit on the head during a wrestling match and is rendered an idiot. The NHC becomes determined to re-educate Curtis on the knowledge he lost. Meanwhile, Pimpin' Paul comes back to life and becomes a rock star, but not really.

[Paul]

6NHC15: "Wrong Name"
Ignignot discovers his name is spelt incorrectly and goes on a killing spree, running over Alpha in the process.

[Alpha]

6NHC16: "The Old Man and the Pee"
Curtis the Jackass' long-lost great grandfather develops bladder control problems and is taken to the hospital. When he returns to his home, he is horrified to discover that Curtis farted near his pillow.

[Paul]

6NHC17: "A Brand New and Original Storyline"
Curtis gets sick of Alpha using him in SO MANY GODDAMN IDEAS and runs him over, luckily Alpha dies and is never seen again. His body is burnt ensuring that he isn't brought to life in any form either.

[Alpha]

6NHC18: "Binky and The Brain"
After once again getting worked up while stating how much he hates newer Simpsons episodes, The Brain decides to hire Binky to tell him a bedtime story. Little do they know, Jake is having adventures with an old pedophile.

[lolpenis_taco]

6NHC19: "Dearest Purist"
Simpson Purist returns to the show after a long vacation and explains of how he lost all of his DVDs in a great fire and pondered suicide. After jumping off a bridge, he realizes that he wanted to live. Supreme Ruler Robbie Whisman spares him his life mid-fall. Meanwhile, Alpha's funeral is underway. Paul arrives drunk wearing pajamas.

[Alpha]

6NHC20: "Alpha Becomes a Robot"
In the season 6 finale, Alpha's brain is put inside a robotic body by Cow Milk?. Now with a second chance at life, Alpha goes out to do all the thing he's always wanted to. Little does he know, his new body is filled with 42 retards. Meanwhile, Dorkus Malorkus buys a home in a place called Cape Rape.

7NHC01: "Rape Fear"
In the season 7 premiere, Dorkus moves to his new home in Cape Rape, and is thrilled to learn that his old girlfriend, his hand, has returned to him. Little does he know, she slept with a lot of guys while they were apart.

[Paul]

7NHC02: "Alpha Dies and Right Hand Cries. Oh, And Something About Black Holes"
Alpha falls down the stairs and dies. Meanwhile, Dorkus Malorkus cheats on his right hand with his left hand; and Noiseland Arcade gets sucked into a black hole... only to return as a respectable forum.

[Alpha]

7NHC03: "The Parent Crap"
Binky rebels agains 4X4's parents. Trying to be funny, 4X4 replies "Don't have a cow, man". In response, everybody in the NHC lines up to kick him. Meanwhile, Jake's pedophilic friend melts for some reason.

[Semaj]

7NHC04: "Give the Wheel a Final Spin-Off"

Semaj, Paul, and Jake enter a spin-off series contest in order to see who's show will go into production. Unfortunately, FOX discourages all fan-fiction entries, and while they pick their own winner, which becomes another shit-com, the three spin-offs are lumped into a thirty-minute special on FX. ("D'ooh!" (clutches shirt collar))

Meanwhile, Carolyn Omine takes a vacation to Springfield to film an original documentary produced by Mike Scully. But she gets into a crazy adventure with Drunken Barney and That Jerk.

[Paul]

7NHC05: "ItchyScratchy100"
A spin-off pilot aired as part of NHC: The Animated Series which sees ItchyScratchy100 quitting the boards and starting a new life on Toon Forums. There, he meets TomJerry100, and they fast become friends. But ItchyScratchy100 soon learns that starting fresh isn't as easy as he once thought. (NOTE: This episode received 0 viewers and therefore the series was never picked up).

[Curtis]

7NHC06: Curtis the outkast
After humiliating himself with stupid pictures Curtis leaves the board to go on a spiriatual journey. He soons realized he wants to be a rapper and joins the group outkast as "Fatt Boi". His sloppy lyrics and obesidy make him an instant hit. The fame is to much for him and he decides to go back to NHC only to find it has been replaced by gay hookup forum, yet Buh continues to post there. who is the one who made NHC a gay forum? To be continued.

[buh]

wow, curtis, those story's a great. " His sloppy lyrics and obesidy make him an instant hit." - hahaha.

[Wavy Gravy]

7NHC07 - "I Spit On Your Gravy"

Kupomog decides that she's had enough of Wavy Gravy's ambiguous fascination with underwater photography and rallies the other NHC members in an intervention against him. Regardless of Wavy Gravy constantly insisting that he does not "jerk off to chicks drowning", kupomog suceeds in getting Wavy Gravy carted off to a mental institution. While locked up, Wavy Gravy plots his daring escape. Meanwhile, ItchyScratchy100 returns, but does not post at all in fear of getting banned.

[Paul]

7NHC08: "Comic Men"
Eddie changes his name back to ComixFan and everybody gets confused between him and Comic Book Guy. CBG, outraged, bans ComixFan, but he keeps coming back with witty named accounts and spamming the hell out of the boards. CBG then challenges ComixFan to a duel to see who shall keep their name and who shall be banned... FOREVER! Meanwhile, Drunken Barney seeks help to become sober but ends up having a night out of binge-drinking with Carolyn Omine. The following morning they discover that they have slept together, and Carolyn is pregnant.

[Dorkus Malorkus]

7NHC09: 'Fling Wrong'
Carolyn's baby is born 8.75 months early, and it turns out to be Curtis the Jackass. Everyone then realises that Carolyn actually just ate Curtis, because Curtis tried to eat her. Curtis then eats her, but they both get sent into a pit of lava and killed for their crimes of humanity.

7NHC10: 'The Satan Stories'
We see a day in the life of Curtis and Carolyn in hell, after being killed in a pit of lava. They are forced to work with the mighty devil, but sneak out of hell when he is not looking and rape Paul. Paul is so angry that he kills himself just to go to hell so he can tell Satan. Satan then thanks Paul for being a grasser, and sends him up to heaven, and steals Curtis and Carolyn back into hell. Meanwhile, Dorkus Malorkus begins a quest to find his balls which got knocked off after too many kicks from NHC members.

[Paul]

7NHC11: "Dorkus Malorkus and the Hunt for Balls"
Dorkus Malorkus is still hunting for his kicked off balls, however, his sperm has crawled away and impregnated several hundred women! And, in a hilarious mix-up, he ends up getting tennis balls instead! Meanwhile, Wavy Gravy is shocked to learn that moderators have changed his name to the humorous "Wavy Gayvy" and cries.

7NHC12: "The Show Where Alpha Comes Back"
Alpha is somehow back from the dead again, but he ends up getting run over. Meanwhile, ItchyScratchy100 posts for the first time in months, but despite his attempts to not get banned, he does anyway.

7NHC13: "ItchyScratchy100 Starts His Very Own Forum"
ItchyScratchy100, recently banned from NHC, starts his very own forum called "I HATE THE NO HOMERS CLUB!" with a policy that in every post, members must beg not to be banned. Meanwhile, SideshowTim gets hit over the head with Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, and dies.

[Dorkus Malorkus]

7NHC14: 'I pity the tool!'
Mr. T obsessive Jayrayman's dick falls off, so he is forced to create a new one out of plastercine. Unfortunately, he gets greedy, and it falls off, causing him to be forced to join the NHC Girl Krew

[H Thompson]

7NHC15: This Thread Dies
The No Homers Club: The Animated Series thread stops getting replies when a bizzare turn of events leads to all the members participating in the thread getting attractive girlfriends.

nah these ideas are getting too unbelivable now.

[Alpha]

7NHC16: "Spit Happens"
Dorkus Malorkus is enraged/aroused to learn that someone has been spitting in his mouth while he's asleep. He becomes determined to find out who.

7NHC17: "The Gimp Pimp"
Paul regains his position as Pimpin' Paul and makes ItchyScratchy100 his honorary gimp. But when IS100 begins pleading "Please don't ban me from gimping", Paul gets sick of him and pimps him out to 4X4.

[Paul]

7NHC18: "Cancelled" (SERIES FINALE)
NHC: The Animated Series gets cancelled, and clips are played to end the series.

[Nameless]

8NHC01 - "Return Pilot"

After five weeks of being cancelled, FOX revives the show for an 8th season. In the return pilot, http://nohomers.net/showthread.php?p=1159816 is closed.

[HOMR]

8NHC02 - All's fair in NHC
Carolyn Omine is sad because she's the only female member ever. She eats a peanut.
Paul becomes a robot.

[Dorkus Malorkus]

8NHC03 - Bee Bee Nerdie
An alternative NHC Episode, where all the members are bees. Dorkus Malorkus is forced to leave the bee board when he is voted out by the rest of the forum. Meanwhile, Butters makes honey

[Nameless]

8NHC04 - "Premature Real Season Finale" - Aired 07-26-2005, 1621 hours on FOX
Executive Producer: No Homers Club
Written by: Carolyn Omine

After just 4 episodes of the 8th season have been aired, the series is prematurely cancelled by FOX and the production staff are banned from ever making any new episodes ever again. The rest of the episode is a clip show.

8NHC05 - "The NHC Animated Series Season 1 Boxset" - UNAIRED
Executive Producer: ???
Writer: ???

This whole episode is a plug for the new NHC DVD boxset.

8NHC06 - "Series Finale" - UNAIRED
Executive Producer: ???
Writer: ???

After just 6 episodes of the 8th season have been produced, the series is prematurely cancelled by FOX and the production staff are banned from ever making any new episodes ever again. The rest of the episode is a clip show.

[Paul]

Carolyn stop fucking ruining the thread, we know you don't like it. Sure it's not one of your countless obsessive Mike Scully threads, but it doesn't mean you have to ruin the fun for everyone else. Just stay the fuck away.

[Semaj]

8NHC07: "Just Kidding"

We learn that FOX DIDN'T cancel NHC animated series for real, and they were just teasing the fans by putting the show on hiatus.
Meanwhile, Carolyn gets a good talking-to, and she decides to lossen up a bit. :)

8NHC08: "No Homers Club II"

One of the NHC members wanders over to ToonZone, and sees that all of the members keep talking shit about the new episodes. Even with an exceptionally good episode, they blindly tear every new one up.
Angry, said member reports this to the NHC moderators, and they go over to TZ to give them a piece of their minds. The TZ mods, refusuing to yield to anyone's rules but their own, permanently bans the NHC club mods. :MrT: Devastated, the NHC mods tells the TZ owners, and as punishment for their rude behavior and unsophisticated online conduct, No Homers Club annexes Toon Zone, where upon all of the TZ mods are banned forever! :laugh:

[Paul]

8NHC09: "Diet"
Curtis the Jackass goes on a much needed diet.

[BartLisa35]

8NHC10 The one known as BartLisa35

BartLisa35 learns about how overrated most cartoons are today.

[Paul]

8NHC11: "Looney Liposuction Toons"
Curtis the Jackass gets liposuction, and his remaining fat ends up taking over the NHC.

[buh]

Carolyn stop fucking ruining the thread, we know you don't like it. Sure it's not one of your countless obsessive Mike Scully threads, but it doesn't mean you have to ruin the fun for everyone else. Just stay the fuck away.
yeah, i totally agree. it's way fucking better than those shitty "list all the simpsons episode in order!!!", or whatever other show. stupidy. carolyn, this thread is fun to read, just leave it alone, please. thanks.

[Dorkus Malorkus]

8NHC12: Carolyn Omine vs. The Animated Series
Carolyn Omine tries get the Animated Series thread of NHC shut down, causing Alpha to go after her with a machete. After escaping evil Alpha's attacks, Carolyn backs down, and goes back to posting in other Noiseland Arcade threads.

8NHC13: Buh
In a 'Pip' style episode, we learn about Buh, and his adventures in Sydney, as well as his growing up, and everything Buh.

[buh]

8NHC14: Curtis' Birthday Bash
Well, the time has come. It's the Jackass's birthday! The whole NHC was kind of proud of him turning 18, so they all purchased him a cake each from eBay. He had ate all the cakes from every single member, until he came to the last one, which was given to him by 4X4. He then throws it out in the trash, 4X4 has a fit, and goes crazy; he's yelling and swearing pointlessly. Curtis get's hell annoyed with this LITTLE shit, so he decided to eat him. He was inside Curtis' stomach in a matter of seconds. The end.

I am terrible at story's. Meh, I tried.

[Dorkus Malorkus]

8NHC15: Buh's depression
Buh becomes depressed because he thinks he is crap at stories, so he eats himself, only for Curtis to cry because he doesn't have anyone else to eat. The rest of NHC convince Buh to un-eat himself, by pretending that they like his stories. And everyone lives happily ever after. Then Curtis eats Buh.

[Flaming Homer]

8NHC16: The Return of Flaming Homer Part 1

After going to Japan for a year training as a samurai, Flaming Homer Returns to NHC on the hunt for his long lost brother who murdered his father, Buh. He finds him and the two have a showdown. WHO WILL SURVIVE? WHAT WILL HAPPEN? WHO WILL GET LAID? Find out next season on NHC: The Animated Series.

[Paul]

8NHC17: "The Season's Not Over Yet" (Part Two)
Flaming Homer dies in a horrible airplane crash, whereas everybody survives without a scratch.

8NHC18: "The Fun in Funeral"
NHC tries to spruce up Flaming Homer's funeral but inadvertently defile his mangled corpse in the process.

[Flaming Homer]

8NHC18: "Who Shot Paul Part 1"
After Paul gets a drunk after a celebration party of Flaming Homer's death, a mysterious gun man shoots Paul dead while he is leaving. Fat Morbo is on the case to discover who the masked gun man was. Paul's final words are "Rosebud" then he dies on the scene. The NHC Group mourns his death.

8NHC19: "Who Shot Paul Part 2"
Fat Morbo has insomnia from not discovering who murdered Paul. Then comes onto a starteling discovery, that wasn't Flaming Homer's corpse in the casket! It was a rotten dead prostitute. Flaming Homer is found out to be the gun man and Fat Morbo and Flaming Homer get into a large shoot out. Flaming Homer gets shot in the leg and sent to prison. Then Alpha and Buh throw a party....again.

[Paul]

8NHC20: "Deaths, Deaths and More Deaths"
Flaming Homer gets raped and beaten to death in prison, whilst Paul turns out to be just fine and burns down the prison to ensure Flaming Homer will never walk on the Earth again.

[Flaming Homer]

8NHC21: "Yet another Death"
Paul is shot by the police...in the head....2323299999342323456225423423423562 times. Ensuring he was dead and never return. For the rest of the 21 minute episode we slowly watch Paul's corpse decompose in the ground.

[Paul]

8NHC22: "Flaming Homer is an Unlikeable Retard"
Realising that he is an unlikeable retard, Flaming Homer willingly steps into the Ghostbusters headquarters and is gone forever. Meanwhile, the almighty and superior SomeOne claims that it is lame that members are just using the "NHC: The Animated Series" thread to insult each other.

[Flaming Homer]

You started it Paul. :-$

[Paul]

You continued it... I only made an idea of what everybody wanted.

[Flaming Homer]

Self Defense. Everybody Paul? You seem to be the only one aware I'm back.

Listen, this is getting incredibly stupid that we're spamming threads going out on personal attacks. I'm willing to call a truce.

[Dorkus Malorkus]

goddamn it Paul, you posted the exact same ideas i was gonna post.

Season 9

9NHC01 - I, Post-bot
Carolyn Omine decides to take a break from NHC, and finds out that she has been posting for a hundred years, and has no family left. she then tries to trace her new family, but - in a sudden nhc twist, it is revealed Carolyn is actually a robot

[Paul]

9NHC02: "RETARDIS"
Curtis the Jackass gets a RETARDIS, a machine capable of travelling through time and space. But after a year of adventures, Curtis realises that he IS the RETARDIS.

9NHC03: "Basketballs"
Dorkus Malorkus plays basketball and his balls get kicked off and start taking over the NHC. Meanwhile, Curtis the Jackass regains weight, but his body is no longer able to sustain the pressure and he explodes.

[Dorkus Malorkus]

Curtis the Jackass regains wait
wait?

9NHC04 - NHC-house of Horror
Three spooky NHC tales for Halloween

1 - The Demon of NHC
The NHC Boards are haunted by an evil poltergeist, who threatens to eat everything. Everyone is scared until it becomes clear it is Curtis the Jackass.
2 - The Shits
NHC member Carolyn Omine buys a new car, but it soon becomes apparent that the car is haunted! After talking to the car, it becomes apparent it is evil, and the car tries to marry Carolyn Omine! It drives her to Vegas to marry her, until Butters tracks the evil car down, and tries to free Carolyn Omine. Then something happens with pyramids.
3 - Rocket Tan
Too lazy to sunbathe, Paul and George Cauldron decide to fly a rocket to get closer to the sun to get a tan. At the last minute, Flaming Homer sneaks on board to escape being eaten by Curtis the Jackass. Flaming Homer and Paul are both ticked off they have to go to the sun with each other, and after lift off, begin furiously arguing. They then kill each other. George Cauldron, who is petrified of dead bodies, leaves the rocket, but then realises there is no oxygen in space, and dies.

[Alpha]

9NHC05: "Flaming Homo"
Flaming Homer becomes gay and gets a job on a sitcom where he and hugh parkfiled are raising a baby together.

[Dorkus Malorkus]

9NHC05: "Flaming Homo"
Flaming Homer becomes gay and gets a job on a sitcom where he and hugh parkfiled are raising a baby together.
becomes?

[Paul]

9NHC06: "Spider-Dork"
Dorkus Malorkus gets bitten by a radioactive spider and becomes Spider-Dork.

[Alpha]

9NHC07: "World Wide Webb"
Alpha sends an e-mail to Morgan Webb filled with his personal feelings, but soon realizes that he's going to look like an idiot when she reads it. He travels into the internet to get it back. Butch Hartman sues him for ripping off a great Fairly OddParents episode.

9NHC08: "Spider-Dork 2"
Dorkus Malorkus is bitten by another radioactive spider, and dies of radiation poisoning.

[Paul]

9NHC09: "Spider-Dork 3"
Spider-Dork comes back to life and has sex with Morgan Webb, who later dies of radiation poisoning.

[Alpha]

9NHC10: "The Douchebag"
Spider-Dork finds a bag filled with douche.

9NHC11: "Spider-Dork 4" (aka "Spider-Dork 5")
Spider-Dork fights his arch-nemesis, the Green 4X4.

[Paul]

9NHC12: "Spider-Dork 6"
Spider-Dork dies forever.

[lolpenis_taco]

9NHC13: "Spider Webb"
Alpha, upset with the death of Morgan, sets out to find the radioactive spider. He, Paul, General GK, and Curtis pile into his pinto with a cooler full of beer and prepare for a hilarious road trip. Mid-trip, Alpha discovers the body of Morgan in the trunk.

[Paul]

9NHC14: "Clarence's Story"
Clarence commits suicide after learning that his Mr. Gear and Clippy series isn't funny and is basically just a rip-off of Aqua Teen Hunger Force. There is much celebration amongst NHC members. Meanwhile, Alpha keeps Morgan Webb's corpse fresh using a variety of perfumes and gets married... AND THEN COMES THE HONEYMOON! (Which is horrific).

[Alpha]

9NHC15: "Firefox Hunt" (Part 1)
After many problems with Firefox, a large portion of NHC commits suicide in frustration. Meanwhile, Curtis the Jackass studies a book full of snappy remarks.

9NHC16: "400 Funerals and a Wedding" (Part 2)
Funerals for the deceased members are planned. Meanwhile, Curtis finishes his snappy remark book and becomes very quick-witted. He even changes his name to Curtis the Smartass. He becomes so great that he marries himself.

[lolpenis_taco]

9NHC17: "Weekend At Morgans: Part I"
Alpha's parents show up for a surprise visit! In a comical fashion, not wanting to appear lonely, Alpha introduces his parents to Morgan, his mute wife. Meanwhile, Paul, GK, and Curtis are stranded in a Newark gas station where the cashier is making them an offer...

[Paul]

9NHC18: "Weekend at Morgan's: Part II"
When Alpha's dad tries to sexually abuse Morgan, he discovers that she is dead and sends his son to a mental hospital. Alpha's dad then kills his wife and has sex with Morgan's corpse all night long.

[Alpha]

9NHC19: "My Big Fat Geek Webbing"
In a shocking plot twist, we learn that Morgan Webb wasn't dead, just sleeping. But it doesn't do Alpha a damn bit of good, because he's still in the mental hospital. He stages a breakout with a fat guy who thinks that he's Michael Jackson. In a shocking plot twist, we learn that he is Michael Jackson! And he has plans to molest Spider-Dork. Special Guest Star: The Greased-Up Deaf Guy as Michael Jackson.

[H Thompson]

9NHC20 The Wedding Episode.

Carolyn Omine and Silverlimit finally get married. and to everyones suprise nothing crazy happens.

[Paul]

9NHC21: "The Honeymoon"
Carolyn Omine and Silverlimit go on their honeymoon but spend the entire time arguing over if the other was flaming someone and disagreeing on what they think of Simpsons episodes.

[Flaming Homer]

10NHC1: "Flaming Homer Goes To Camp"

Flaming Homer goes to camp.

10NHC2: "Flaming Homer Goes to the Beach"

Flaming Homer goes to the beach, and becomes straight again after going to a nude beach.

[Cow Milk?]

Flaming Homer goes to Hell-Flaming Homer is killed,and due to his many sins goes to hell

[Alpha]

10NHC04: "Four's Company"
Curtis the Fatass moves into an apartment with three female roommates. After telling them about his unfortunate name change, he manages to sleep with all of them. He then learns that they were actually men.

[Paul]

10NHC05: "Shark Jumping"
All the NHC members enter a shark jumping contest. Meanwhile, a famous celebrity registers.

[Wasteland]

10NHC06: "Death Drives a Forklift"
Wasteland is chased by Flaming Homer on a forklift, possessed by the ghost of Alpha. Meanwhile, Paul finally gets laid. Unfortunally, he is incarcirated at the time, and it's not visiting day.

[Dorkus Malorkus]

10NHC07 - Al Mean
The celebrity of 10NHC05 comes out to be Al Jean, and everyone is thrilled that Al Jean has registered on the board, that they start to totally e-brown nose him, including Paul. After everyone thinks they are 'in' with him, it turns out Al thinks all of NHC members are assholes, and creates a Simpsons episode dedicated to the assholery of the NHC Message Board. The board then begs for the resurrection of beloved friend Spidey-Dork to go and kill Al Jean. When Spidey-Dork goes to kill Al Jean, he infact finds that it is Silverlimit dressed up as Al Jean, so he kills him anyway. He then frees Al Jean, who is in a cupboard, and claims that Silverlimit kept him there for a year. Al Jean is freed, and meets the heroes of NHC, but Curtis the Jackass eats him

[Cow Milk?]

Opposite Day-Everyone plans an opposite day,and Clarence feels welcome when everyone says that they love him and he has awesome posts

[Alpha]

10NHC09: "8 Simple Rules For Pimping My Teenage Daughter" (Part 1)
Strapped for cash, Flaming Homer pimps out his teenage daughter to Cow Milk?. They decide to get married.

10NHC10: "Pimp My Bride" (Part 2)
On the day the wedding, Flaming Homer's daughter is furious to learn that she is going to be pimped out again. The next day, Curtis the Fatass reveals a shocking secret: He is pregnant.

[Cow Milk?]

Cow Milk? screws his wife and divorces her(1):Read the title

Cow Milk? hooks up with a sweedish hooker(2):Read the title

[Paul]

10NHC13: "Spider-Dork Returns"
Spider-Dork is back from the dead in this one-hour long episode and sets out to find the reason of his return. He soon realises that the deadly race of Necromancers are heading towards the NHC with plans of enflicting various harsh punishments and taking advantage of their ability to flame members. Spider-Dork must now hunt down and destroy the head Necromancer, who later dies of radiation poisoning after Spider-Dork makes out with him. Spider-Dork then destroys the NHC, ensuring that nobody ever hears of his drastic measures, but then realises his mistake and commits suicide, thus the NHC is dead forever. However, an annoying jackass named Danthewoman signs up, breathing new life to the message board... unfortunately, this life is much more retarded.

[Alpha]

10NHC14: "Special Delivery"
Curtis the Fatass' water unexpectedly breaks, and he is rushed to the hospital. He gives birth to a little boy named Curtis the Dumbass. Little does he know, the Dumbass is retarded.

[Dorkus Malorkus]

10NHC15: Curtis the Jack
Curtis the Dumbass is diagnosed to have that disorder where you grow really fast physically, but not mentally like Robin Williams had in that film thing, and he grows bigger than Curtis the Fatass really quickly and then eats him, only to be ''released'' from his bowels, several hours later. This act of savagery causes a full scale NHC, Curt-ass war.

[Alpha]

10NHC16: "Farenheit 7/11"
Dorkus Malorkus goes to the gas station.

10NHC17: "Once Upon a Time in Texaco"
Dorkus Malorkus goes to the gas station and gets raped.

[Snack Related Mishap]

10NHC18: "A NHC Clip Show"
This episode shows clips from all the good episodes. The screen is blank for 22 minutes.

[Semaj]

10NHC19: "Which Way to Number One?"

The race is on for the completion of the 10,000 to 1 thread. Who will reach 1 first? Stayed tuned and find out!

[Alpha]

10NHC20: "Don't Hurt My Eyeballs!"
In this crazy season finale, Curtis the Fatass starts a support group called the "Fatass Flatulent Friends". Unfortunately, nobody joins.

[Crotis Jivefunk]

11NHC01: Crotis the Jackass

In the eleventh season premiere, Strong Sad has his name changed to Crotis Jivefunk. A pissed off Otis P Jivefunk threatens him with a lawsuit. He then decides to have it changed to "Crotis the Jackass" to be funny. Curtis doesn't take to kindly to it. Hilarity ensues. Special guest Ted McGinley

[Alpha]

11NHC02: "The Turd Word"
Dorkus Malorkus learns a new swear word. But he doesn't know what it means, so he goes around saying it to everyone.

[Paul]

In other words "Bad Mr. Bean Rip-Off" ^

11NHC03: "The Wheels on the Bus"
Various NHC members sing The Wheels on the Bus, whilst Alpha gets run over by them.

[Alpha]

11NHC04: "Snoopy Doobie Poo"
Snoop Dogg gets arrested for smoking pot. Flaming Homer tries to defend him with a briefcase, but nobody knows what's in it (a poorly-done Pulp Fiction reference). A trial ensues, leading to 4X4 making a mess in his pants.

[Dorkus Malorkus]

11NHC05 - Saddlesore Gal-crap-tica
Alpha jumps off a cliff for kicks, but when he lands, finds a secret underground cult of jockeys, who threaten to kill him

[HOMR]

11NHC06 - Dorkus and the orgasms
Dorkus Malorkus moves to Orgasmville. The people there forces him to change name to Horny Jonny.

[Semaj]

11NHC07: "Can I Buy a Vowel?"

HOMR gets sued for not having a vowel in his name. He's forced to get one, but the only vowel he can afford is 'U'. His name then becomes a misspel of the word "humor".

[Wasteland]

10NHC08: The Devil in Mr. Jivefunk.
Crotis sells his soul to Satan, who in turn sells it to a gay guy in Tijhuana. He is able to get it back, when Curtis the Fatass goes to Mexico to buy a small childs soul, and discoveres that really, Crotis sold his soul to "Satin". Crotis is now forced to work on "Malcolm In the Middle". Guest starring Frankie Munitz, and Phyllis Diller as Satan.

[Alpha]

11NHC09: "T-Shirt Trauma"
Bart Skateboarder orders a t-shirt with his initials on it and realizes all too late that his initials are "BS".

[Paul]

11NHC10: "The Best Season Finale Ever"
To round off the shortest season of NHC: The Animated Series, various clips are played showing the best moments when Alpha was run over.

12NHC01: "Wezzo Returns"
In the season 12 premiere, Wezzo returns and announces that he died in an explosion and is a ghost. But ItchyScratchy100 is determined to get rid of the ghost, in fear of getting AIDs.

[George Cauldron]

Season Two

2NHC04 - 'Carolyn Omine stops posting - Part 1'
Concerns for the well being of Carolyn Omine grow as her length of inactivity grows to an hour.

2NHC05 - 'Carolyn Omine stops posting - Part 2'
The mystery of Carolyn Omine's inactivity is solved when Butters and Paul find her cowered in the corner of her home, whimpering. there had been a power cut. The electricity is then switched back on, and Carolyn Omine is once again free to post, and lives happily ever after.

2NHC06 - 'Clarence gets laid'
Mike Scully collaborates for the wacky off the wall plot that sees Clarence gets laid. Not literally.

I almost never laugh at other people's posts, but that was just hilarious.



12NCH02: Georgie Cauldron, Pudding And Pie
George Cauldron reads the NHC Animated Series thread for the first time and liked what he saw on the first page, though it gradually went downhill by the third.
Featuring (hopefully recurring) guest star George Cauldron.

[H Thompson]

12NHC03: "Paul Sells His Soul"
In order to get a social life and to have success with women, Paul sells his soul to the devil, but then a few days later the devil returns and tries to sell it back, he claims "I wasn't thinking clearly at the time, your soul is worthless" . Paul disputes that the contract is binding, but the devil has his lawyers look at the contract and see's that the ancient laws of soul selling transactions entitle him to a 5 day cooling off period.
Loosing his new found success, a depressed Paul returns to the NHC.

Ok I so did rip that off from something.

[Flaming Homer]

12NHC04: "The King of Queers"

Alpha decides to take up drinking. Paul, Alpha, Homer_Thompson, and HOMR wander into a gay bar and get raped by two large black men named Tonka and Bubba. Paul and Alpha escape before they get raped again, but Homer_Thompson and HOMR aren't so lucky.

[HOMR]

12NHC05 - Flaming_Thompson
Flaming Homer and Homer_Thompson falls in love at the Noiseland Arcade forum.
Nameless finds out and tells the whole NHC. They get banned, and spend the rest of their life in a brown house.

[Alpha]

12NHC06: "Tard Wars"
The tards of NHC have a war. Meanwhile, Flaming Homer is shocked to discover that Curtis the Fatass is a rapist, and 4X4 dyed his hair pink.

[HUGHJASS72]

12NHC07: Mission Unnoticeable
HUGHJASS72 becomes very depressed after losing a bet with Woody Allen. HJ72 becomes very upset with life and wishes to find a reason to live. He ends up going on a deep, spiritual quest in the Amazon and bids anyone who knows of him to accompany him. Of course, he ends up going by himself and makes a new friend with a monkey who ends up being a kleptomaniac.

Meanwhile, Alpha walks to the other side of the room.

[HOMR]

12NHC08 - I don't love festis
NHC changes name to HOMR. Everybody is happy except HOMR.

[boogie down mikel]

12NHC09 - Happy Slays are Here Again

Paul finally obtains his lifelong goal of killing Clarence and the entire board rejoices

[Alpha]

12NHC10: "Yo' Momma, Osama"
Flaming Homer runs into the desert, where he ends up sharing a cave with Bin Laden. But there's one problem: Laden is a slob, wheras Flaming Homer is very tidy. Can two complete opposites stand living together? They're the original odd couple!

[Snack Related Mishap]

12NHC11: "Don't talk about No Homers Club!"
The NHC decides to become a secret satanic cult. They are found out, and shut down forever.
[Spoilers!!!]


Number One lobbies to get it back, and he succeeds. However, for some reason, when it is brought back on, Alpha suddenly has a heart attack and dies. In honor of him, this thread is closed forever.

[Dorkus Malorkus]

12NHC12The NHC 231st Episode Spectacular
To celebrate this milestone, we are treated to an extended edition of the show, showing deleted scenes and alternative endings to the 'Spider-Dork' mysteries that plagued earlier seasons.
note, if anyone goes and counts the ideas, you are just as sad as i am

[Alpha]

12NHC13: "Mommy Queerest"
Curtis the Fatass is shocked to learn that Curtis the Dumbass is gay. He becomes determined to become a better mother to him.

12NHC14: "Statue-tory Rape"
George Cauldron is hired to babysit Clarence. Once there, he is spooked by a clown statue in the master bedroom. Little does he know, the statue is actually a rapist hiding in the house and waiting to strike.

[HOMR]

12NHC15 - I am Paul, Hear Me Roar
Nameless is banned for using un-proper grammar. Everybody goes home to her only to discover she's commited suicide. Then Butters wakes up and finds out it was a dream.
He changes his avatar to cartoon-porn. Paul becomes a robot.

12NHC16 - The last temptation of Kalle.
It's HOMR's birthday, so everybody is going to Sweden. But they don't know where it is , so they're coming to switzerland. Paul becomes a robot.

[Flaming Homer]

12NHC17: "Clip Show"

Many Pornographic clips are shown of Alpha and a pot bellied pig.

12NHC18: "NHC: LAD VIVE CHOCHE"

Every member of NHC gets sucked into a time warp sending them back to the 1940's, and their time machine breaks so they're stuck there forever. Flaming Homer, Alpha, HOMR, Paul, and the others need to survive by just using 1940's appliances.

[Dorkus Malorkus]

12NHC19 "NHC: LAD VIVE CHOCHE" - The Thrilling conclusion
In the thrilling conclusion to this 40s escapade, the members of NHC kill Flaming Homer and eat his meat to survive.

[Alpha]

12NHC20: "I, Ho-bot"
In the thrilling season 12 finale, Dorkus Malorkus gets addicted to Viagra. Little does he know, they're actually laxatives.

[Joe Dumbass]

12NHC21: Back From The Thread

New member Joe Dumbass finds a link to Alphas old thread. He is suprised that it is dead as it is rather funny and he was laughing his ass off at some of the funny ideas. He ressurects it in the hope that more funny I deas will be posted.

[Ivan]

There's nothing funny about bumping year-old threads. I would, however, find it amusing if you got your ass warned big time.

[garret]

12NHC22: Ivan Gets Corrected
Garret explains that bumping noiseland threads is OK once in a while as explained by a moderator or admin who's name is not coming to him now. Garret tells Ivan not to overreact at something so trivial. Ivan is distraught after being corrected and goes on a drinking binge.

To be continued...

[Adamm R)))]

Please just let this die. The original posters must be turning in their graves. I wish I never posted the link...

[Ivan]

13NHC01: Two Corrections
Because the thrilling season finale was, in fact, 12NHC20, both Joe Dumbass' and Garret's episodes are lost. Garret himself then becomes anorexic due to the fact that he missed this crucial fact, earlier pointed out by Alpha.

[Joe Dumbass]

13NHC01: Two Corrections
Because the thrilling season finale was, in fact, 12NHC20, both Joe Dumbass' and Garret's episodes are lost. Garret himself then becomes anorexic due to the fact that he missed this crucial fact, earlier pointed out by Alpha.

13NHC02: Shut Up Ivan

Everyone on the NHC tells Ivan to shut up. Ivan becomes depressed about this and commits suicide.

[Joe Dumbass]

13NHC03: The No Nigga's Club

Caroline Omine, in a last ditch attempt to distroy the NHC once and for all, builds a time machine and traveles back in time to 2001 to kill Eric and stop him from founding NHC. However, she returns to discover that the NHC still exists, only now the Administrator is DNS, and it is now called the No Nigga's Club. DNS steals the time machine for himself and now Caroline has to team up with a band of Anti-DNS Rebels, lead by Curtis.


13NHC04: Part Two The No Nigga's Club

Carol and the rebels return to 2001 to stop the other Carol from killing Eric. But DNS follows them through the time portal, creating a time paradox that turns them all into monkies!

[Ivan]

I think it's time to let this die. You're the only one that is posting ideas in it anymore. I don't think anyone is really interested.