ANYONE VERSUS ANYONE, comic books, tv, etc

[Clarence]

Simple game, think of two of ANYBODY FROM ANY MOVIE, VIDEO GAME, TV SHOW, COMIC BOOK, Anything from anywheres.

One person sets up a fight, the other person says who will win and sets up another fight. I shall start of course.

Yoda versus Spiderman

Try to make it interesting, by not only saying who would win, but why, and possibly acting some of it out. Feel free to set up any special circumstances when starting a fight, like I could have said Yoda dosen't have his light saber. But he does, oh he does, whahaha.

[billi vanilli]

this might be the first thread that Clarence has started that doesn't make me want to punch a brick wall.

Yoda, he would totally lightsaber spiderman's ass.

next: Homer Simpson v. Michael Bluth

[the_dude]

Homer by a landslide.

[Clarence]

Neo (matrix) verus the hulk.

[Drew]

Neo would waste him. He is way faster. He would run circles around the Hulk.

Lindsay Lohan vs. Ashley Olsen

[Clarence]

Lindsay, she has alot of rage, I'm sure she would beat the crap out of her.

Magneto versus batman

[billi vanilli]

Ashley Olsen.

Weird Al v. Spike Jones

[Talking Pie]

Weird Al

David Lee Roth vs. Sammy Hagar

[4X4]

Who ever exports as much puke to Japan!

In one corner we have king of british censorship, Billy Colony!! In the other we have Amarillo Arsehole, Peter Kay!!

[CMQ]

Peter Kay

MC Hammer vs Vanilla Ice

[Wasteland]

MC Hammer

Matt Groening vs. Seth MacFarlane (both have crowbars).

[Talking Pie]

McFarlane

Eliza Dushku vs. Jessica Alba

[CMQ]

Jessica Alba

Paris Hilton or Britney Spears.

[Clarence]

Paris would be too drunk, and lose immediately.

Kenny Rogers vrs Bob Barker.

[Talking Pie]

Bob Barker since I've been on The Price Is Right twice.

Wheel Of Fortune or Jeopardy?

[billi vanilli]

what is Jeopardy?

*rimshot*

thank you, thank you, tip your waitresses.

Beck or Viewtiful Joe (two things I've been obsessing over recently, although they have nothing in common)

[Wasteland]

Beck

Jim Morrison vs. Elvis Presley

[Dances In Underwear]

Jim Morrison

Ray Romano with a baseball bat vs. Link with only a Butterfly net

[Drew]

Try to make it interesting, by not only saying who would win, but why, and possibly acting some of it out


Link with a butterfly net, he would turn it around and just use the stick to assist him kicking ass in melee combat.

Zach Morris vs The Fonz

[Dances In Underwear]

The Fonz. He uses his punch to knock Zack into some sort of giant Jukebox, and impales him on a milkshake. Ayyyy.

Comic Book Guy (the character) vs. Comic Book Guy (the NHC user)

[EspanolBot]

Comic Book Guy, the character, defeats the poster with amateur photos of this ex-girlfriend Agnes.

Winston Churchill vs. George Washington

[Semaj]

George Washington: he's got an axe!

Luanne Platter vs. Connie Soupinosinphone (beauty contest ages 13-25)

[Talking Pie]

Connie

Hilel Slovak or John Frusciante?

[buh]

Hilel Slovak

Jerry Seinfeld or George Costanza

[Drew]

George, only because he would fight dirty.

Clark Kent (tom welling) vs. Lex Luthor (michael rosembaum)

[CMQ]

Clark Kent

France vs. Italy

[Talking Pie]

No one ever says France.

The Cure or The Smiths?

[Semaj]

The Smiths.

Franklin Mumford vs. Angry Mob of My Wife and Kids Fans

[Clarence]

Angry Mob

Lisa Simpson versus Malcolm in the middle.

[Drew]

Lisa Simpsons, because Frankie Muniz is a spoiled bitch.

the master swordfight competition:
Leonardo (Ninja Turtles) vs The Bride (Kill Bill)

[billi vanilli]

The Bride. duh.

The Beatles v. The Rolling Stones

[Semaj]

The Beatles

McDonald's vs. Burger King

[billi vanilli]

http://scarymonkey.net/images/burgerking.jpg

Dracula v. Frankenstein

[Grippa]

Frankenstein

De Niro vs Pacino

[Semaj]

DeNiro: He'll be watching Pacino.

Bobby Hill vs. Eric Cartman (eating contest)

[boogie down mikel]

Cartman no question

BEEFCAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knuckles and Tails vs. Luigi and Yoshi

[Dorkus Malorkus]

Luigi and Yoshi for sure

Spongebob Squarepants vs. Mickey Mouse

[EspanolBot]

Mickey: he'd use the Little Mermaid to distract him, and then Miockey would put Sponge Bob to work in the Seven Dwarves Rock Mines.

Max Payne vs. Tommy Vercetti
Schizophrenic Cop or Mafia guy with an awful taste in shirts.

[HOMR]

Max Payne.

Pacman vs. Lisa Simpson

[Semaj]

Pacman. He eats more.

Cedric the Entertainer vs. Eddie Murphy

[Bort]

Eddie Murphy

KFC vs. Popeyes

[CMQ]

KFC

Randy Moss Vs. Terrell Owens

[boogie down mikel]

Randy Moss's afro of doom will smothers TO's chunky soup

Teen titans vs. Xmen (Cyclops,Jean,Beast,Iceman,Archangel) so its 5 on 5

[EspanolBot]

Teen Titans

The Punisher vs. Max Payne

[ItchyScratchy100]

The Punisher (with the lethel weapons of course).

Brad Pitt Vs. Jennifer Aniston

[Semaj]

Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Lopez vs. Christina Aguleria (la malo vs la malo)

[Talking Pie]

J Lo (although I can't stand either one)

Katie Holmes vs. Penelope Cruz

[BartLisa35]

Penelope Cruz

Teri Hatcher vs. Evangiline Lilly

[Talking Pie]

Evangeline Lily because she kind of reminds me of Kate Beckinsale :aww:

Brad Pitt vs. Edward Norton

[EspanolBot]

Edward Norton.

Alan Moore vs. Neil Gaiman

[HOMR]

Alan Moore.

George Bush vs. Spiderman

[boogie down mikel]

Spiderman doesn't have WMD's or oil and is not gay hence Bush wouldn't even think to fight him, Spidey wins

Bill Clinton vs. John Belushi

[EspanolBot]

John Belushi has been dead for sometime, so Bill Clinton.

Leon vs. Agent 47

[BartLisa35]

Agent 47, because he's more interesting then Leon


Charlie Sheen vs. Denise Richards

[Talking Pie]

Denise Richards becasue I'm a straight guy and she's a hottie.

Chris Rock vs. Dave Chappelle

[Clarence]

Dave is far funnier. I was just thinking about this today actually.

In a fight to the death:

Mace Windu Master Jedi versus The T-1000 liquid Terminator.

[EspanolBot]

T-1000

the Bride vs. Miho (from Sin City)

[billi vanilli]

People- the Bride will always win. Stop putting her in these matches.

Good v. Evil.

[HOMR]

Evil, it's cooler.

Britney Spears vs. Kent Brockman

[EspanolBot]

Britney Spears, she has a kiss that can kill old people.

An owl vs. an elephant

[BartLisa35]

an elephant, owls are nocturnal, which would be its weakness.



Eric Idle vs. John Cleese

[Semaj]

John Cleese

Dale Gribble vs. two bears

[BartLisa35]

Dale Gribble, he can be a lot more dangerous then two bears


Amy Wong vs. Meg Griffin

[Talking Pie]

Meg Griffin

John Lennon vs. Paul McCartney

[boogie down mikel]

John he would throw a naked Yoko Ono into the equation and Paul would run for the hills

George Bush Sr. and Dubya vs. Saddam and Osama in a barbed wire steel cage of death match lol

i fiugred no one put nay stips on any fights yet so id be the first

[EspanolBot]

The Americans win becuase the other two go to hide in a hole in the ground somewhere.

Lara Croft vs. Relic Hunter (could that show be anymore of a rip-off?)

[Talking Pie]

Lara Croft

Edward Norton vs. William Shatner

[EspanolBot]

William Shatner, he deafens Norton with his singing voice and then beat him to death with one of his horses.

Teenage Lisa vs. Amy Wong

[Clarence]

Teenage Lisa would probably win, she's used to beating up Bart all her life.

Mr. T versus E.T.

[Jamie]

Mr. T would string up ET like a pinata and punch the hell out of him until Reese's Pieces come out

Artie The Strongest Man in the World vs. Ronald Reagan

[Semaj]

Ronald Reagan. He would disorient the strongest man with his crazy politics.

Kermit the Frog vs. Elmo

[EspanolBot]

Kermit, he has access to swords thanks to his part in 'Muppet Treasure Island'.

Daleks vs. Speilburg's War of the Worlds Aliens

[Clarence]

Speilburg

Bender versus Jesus

[EspanolBot]

Bender, Jesus isn't allowed to fight back.

God Vs. Death

[jim]

Death. God is dead.

Rocky Balboa Vs Jake LaMotta

[Clarence]

Rocky

Jesus Versis Hitler in a pie eating contest.

[billi vanilli]

if it's jewpie: hitler

if it's apple: jesus

daniel ocean (of 'ocean's 11') v. shaw (from 'the sting')

edit: good bump, clarence.

[Semaj]

Shaw, he has a cooler name than that other guy.

Michael Eisner vs. Hirohito

[ppoi307]

Michael Eisner

Bart Simpson Vs. Phillip J. Fry

[CMQ]

Bart Simpson

Jessica Simpson VS Jessica Alba

[EspanolBot]

Jessica Alba.

Jessica Rabbit vs. Jessica Alba

[Talking Pie]

Jessica Alba since she went to the same junior high school I went to.

Rachel McAdams or Pamela Anderson?

[Semaj]

Pamela Anderson; she's more experienced.

Siamese fighting fish vs. Peruvian fighting frog

[brody]

Peruvian fighting frog

Conan Vs. Leno

[CMQ]

Conan

Scientology vs Kabbalah

[EspanolBot]

Kabbalah: in the proper sort you should be able to make Golems to beat up people.

Alan Moore vs. Frank Millar

[Wasteland]

Frank Miller.

Adolf Hitler vs. Roy Orbison

[Talking Pie]

Roy

Bob Dylan or Tom Petty?

[Wasteland]

Bob Dylan

Richard Nixon vs. Spiro Agnew

[EspanolBot]

Richard Nixon, "Who's kicking who around now?!"

Siegfried vs. Roy (pre-mauling)

[Wasteland]

Roy: Sigfried is too flamboyant.

Roy Cohn vs. Lionel Hutz

[CMQ]

Lionel Hutz

Clarence games vs Semaj Drawings

[Wasteland]

Semaj drawings. He can draw himself kicking Clarence's ass.

Frank Zappa vs. Frank Sinatra

[EspanolBot]

Frank Sinatra, he has the Mob to help him out.

the Krays vs. Don Corleone

[Talking Pie]

The Krays since they were played by two guys from Spandau Ballet, the band that's known for my favorite 80's cheesy love song, "True."

Smash Mouth vs. Sugar Ray

[Wasteland]

Neither. They would slap each other to death.

Jose Canseco Vs. The old guy with the pitchfork from the American Gothic painting

[Semaj]

The old guy

Bobby Hill vs. Fat Albert (a belly-bumping contest)

[Talking Pie]

Fat Albert

Fat Albert vs. Heavy D

[CMQ]

Fat Albert

4X4 or Freakzilla

[Wasteland]

Freakzilla

A monkey with a can opener vs. Emmy award-winner Tony Shaloub

[Toli]

The monkey


Clarence Vs a huge truck full of shit and vomit

[Talking Pie]

neither. They're both the same.

Columbia vs. TriStar

[Wasteland]

Tristar.

Richard Nixon vs. a nine-foot ass hungry version of his dog Checkers.

[EspanolBot]

Nixon, as he will be a twenty five foot tall cyborg in a thousand years time.

Christian Bale's Batman vs. Tobey Maguire's Spiderman

[HOMR]

Tobey Maguire's Spiderman. He's got sillier clothes.

Abraham Lincoln vs. Abraham Simpson

[Talking Pie]

Simpson

Schindler's List vs. Saving Private Ryan

[ppoi307]

Schindlers List

Fiddler On The Roof Vs. Apple Computers

[Semaj]

Fiddler on the Roof

Jason Alexander vs. Danny DeVito

[Talking Pie]

George Costanza

Freddy vs. Jason

[Wasteland]

Jason. He can never die.

A drunk with a blackjack vs. a drunk with a crowbar

[Semaj]

Crowbar

The Headless Horseman vs. The Flying Dutchman

[Talking Pie]

Headless Horseman

Rage Against The Machine vs. Soundgarden

[Wasteland]

Soundgarden

Krusty the Clown vs. Pennywise (the clown from Steven King's IT)

[chiefdan]

Krusty.

Big Ten vs. ACC

[Semaj]

ACC

Peggy Hill vs. Kathy Griffin (annoying ego vs. annoying voice)

[Talking Pie]

Peggy Hill

Brian vs. Stewie

[Wasteland]

Stewie

Santa Claus vs. a hobo with a ball-peen hammer

[Toli]

Santa Claus he's magic.

Clarence Vs Curtis the jackass

[Semaj]

Clarence

Square dance vs. hootnanny

[Talking Pie]

square dance

The Eagles vs. Fleetwood Mac

[chiefdan]

Fleetwood Mac

rain vs. snow

[Semaj]

Snow

Meg Griffin vs. Bonnie Swanson's yet-to-be born baby (general popularity contest in Quahog)

[chiefdan]

Bonnie Swanson's yet-to-be born baby

chiefdan vs. Steely Dan

[Talking Pie]

chiefdan

Steve Martin vs. Dan Aykroyd

[chiefdan]

Dan Aykroyd

Ford or Dodge?

[Talking Pie]

Dodge

Sean Connery or Pierce Brosnan?

[Semaj]

Sean Connery

Ed O'Neill or Jim Belushi

[Talking Pie]

Jim Belushi

Larry Bird vs. Magic Johnson

[chiefdan]

Larry Bird

Neil Young or Neil Diamond?

[Semaj]

Neil Diamond

honey vs. syrup (better pancake/waffle topping)

[chiefdan]

syrup

Creedence Clearwater Revival or Lynyrd Skynyrd?

[Thats A Paddlin]

Creedence

King Of The Hill vs. Family Guy

[Talking Pie]

Family Guy

Roger Clemens vs. Chirs Carpenter

[Semaj]

Chris Carpenter

Ginger snaps vs. Oreo's. :yummy:

[Drew]

Oreos, never heard of that other shit.

Fred Savage vs. Ben Savage

[Mario]

Uh, Ben

Anakin Skywalker vs Luke Skywalker

[Curtis]

Anakin

Foo Fighters vs. Coldplay

[Talking Pie]

Foo Fighters

Dan Rather vs. Tom Brokaw

[Semaj]

...never heard of that other shit.

YOU GOTTA BE SHITTING ME!!! :-O

Dan Rather vs. Tom Brokaw

Tom Brokaw

violins vs. violence

[Curtis]

violins

necromancer vs. tom petty

[Semaj]

Necromancer (he'd ban me if I said Tom Petty)

Douche vs. Turd

[CMQ]

Douche

Luanne/Peggy Vs Amy Wong/Leela if you were Semaj and you're horny.

[EspanolBot]

Amy Wong/ Leela

Rose Tyler vs. Buffy Summers

[Curtis]

Rose Tyler

Cleopatra vs. Mike Tyson

[Talking Pie]

Cleopatra

Ben Stiller vs. Vince Vaughn

[Semaj]

Ben Stiller

wabbit season vs duck season

[Curtis]

duck season

Rutherford B. Hayes vs. Jamie Lee Curtis

[Semaj]

Jamie Lee Curtis

Nice vs Gneiss

[Curtis]

nice

Curtis the Jackass vs. a Jackass

[Semaj]

Curtis the Jackass

A fatass vs a dumbass

[Talking Pie]

a dumbass

Clarence vs. a smart person

[Semaj]

Clarence

Ranch vs Catalina (salad dressings)

[Talking Pie]

ranch

Mischa Barton vs. Rachel Bilson

[Curtis]

Mischa Barton

Sir Thomas Moore vs. Gerald Ford

[Bort]

Gerald Ford

onion rings vs. curly fries

[Talking Pie]

onion rings

onion rings vs. sauteed onions

[Bort]

onion rings

tennis vs. golf

[EspanolBot]

Tennis

Long distance down-hill football-tennis vs. regular tennis

[Semaj]

Regular tennis

Peanuts vs. cashews

[Talking Pie]

peanuts

Paris Hilton vs. snot

[Bort]

snot

Jessica Lovejoy vs. Gina Vendetti

[Semaj]

Jessica, but then Gina will push her off a cliff, and she'll win.

Butter popcorn vs. apple pie :yummy:

[Bort]

Apple pie

"Crash" vs. "Collateral"

[EspanolBot]

Collateral

Hellboy vs. Spawn

[Semaj]

Hellboy

Hard-on vs Boner

[Curtis]

Hard On

Pat Smear or Chris Shifflet

[Bort]

Pat Smear

ketchup vs. ranch dressing

[chiefdan]

ketchup

Chance or Community Chest?

[Semaj]

Chance

Lucky Charms vs. Trix

[chiefdan]

Lucky Charms

peace vs. joy

[Talking Pie]

joy

MC Hammer or Vanilla Ice?

[Semaj]

MC Hammer

TV vs. the Net

[Talking Pie]

the net

American Dad vs. Family Guy

[HOMR]

Family Guy

Comic Book Guy vs. Brad Pitt vs. JFK vs. That 70's show

[Semaj]

Comic Book Guy. He'll confuse everyone with his overwhelming sarcasm.

Dumb Blonde vs. Crazy Broad

[Reverend Lovejoy]

Crazy broad.

Reverend Lovejoy vs Ned Flanders.

[EspanolBot]

Ned Flanders.

The Daleks vs. the Tripods from War of the Worlds

[John Pannozzi]

The Daleks

Here are my ideas:

Star Trek vs. Star Wars


Gremlins, Ghoulies, Critters: Chibi Kaiju's general offense (also with Muchies)

[Semaj]

Star Trek

french fries vs. onion rings

[amir05]

French Fries

Milk chocolate vs white chocolate

[chiefdan]

milk chocolate

Wrigley Field or Fenway Park?

[boogie down mikel]

as much as i hate to say fenway is a lot cooler

yankee stadium or msg

[Gatorgod]

yankee stadium

Sunny the CooCoo Bird Vs Tucan Sam?

[Semaj]

Sonny

Macintosh vs. Granny Smith

[Clarence]

Macintosh by far, Granny Smith can blow me.

Mr. Gear versus Clippy.

[Semaj]

Clippy

Yankee Candle Co. vs. The White Barn Candle Co.

[Clarence]

Ummm.... Yankee

Coke vrs Pepsi

[Semaj]

Pepsi

Love & Marriage vs. Horse & Carriage

[Talking Pie]

Love/Marriage

Angels eliminating the Yanks in the 1st round in 2002 vs. Angels eliminating the Yanks in the 1st round tonight

[D DEBBS]

Knowing what I know, the Angels (sigh...at least one California team made it to the next round)

The South Park boys vs. Beavis and Butt-Head

[Lizard Queen]

South Park

Tastes Great/Less Filling

[D DEBBS]

Less filling
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Chocolate Hostess cupcakes Vs. Yellow Hostess cupcukes with orange icing

[Lizard Queen]

Yuck!!!!!!!! Um...If I have to choose:the chocolate one.

Patrick Stewart/Ian McKellen

[D DEBBS]

Patrick Stewart
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Daffy Duck as Robin Hood or Kevin Costner as Robin Hood?

[Talking Pie]

Daffy Duck

Sex Pistols vs. The Clash

[D DEBBS]

Sex Pistols

David Lee Roth Vs. Sammy Hagar (and don't be cute and say Gary Cherone)

[Talking Pie]

I won't because I prefer Diamond Dave anyways. Gary who?

Rage Against The Machine vs. Soundgarden

[D DEBBS]

Rage!
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WORST cartoon charcter:

The Great Gazoo Vs. Scrappy-Doo

[The Swan 76]

Gazoo would win a fight between them, but if you're asking which is the worst character, it's definitely Scrappy.

George of the Jungle Vs. Tarzan

[Semaj]

Tarzan; George would die of a hemmorage before the fight even began.

pixies vs. succubi

[Talking Pie]

The Pixies

Jay Z vs. Nas

[Bort]

Jay Z

True Crime: Streets of LA vs. Call of Duty: Finest Hour

[D DEBBS]

I assume that's a video game, so I'll make a wild guess and choose True Crime: Streets of L.A.
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Cereal birds: Toucan Sam Vs. Sonny, the Cocoa Puffs bird

[Clarence]

Peter versus Homer in a contest to see who can make it out of a small square room with one door that's open and music playing on the other side.

[Talking Pie]

um...eenie-meenie-minee-mo!

Don Henley vs. Glen Frey

[D DEBBS]

DON HENLEY MUST DIE! (a Mojo Nixon song)

Worse: pizza with pineapple Vs. pizza with anchovies?

[Talking Pie]

pineapple

cake or pie (regardless of whether is talks or not :D )?

[ppoi307]

Cake (Sorry)

Iron Stick or Inatimate Carbon Ron

[Bort]

Inanimate carbon rod

Los Angeles vs. Las Vegas

[Semaj]

Viva Las Vegas!

Nelson Muntz vs. Stuart Dooley

[Curtis]

Dave Grohl vs. Martin Luther King Jr.

Nelson Muntz

[Clarence]

King

Kenny Rogers vrs A 1 ton truck

[Talking Pie]

Kenny Rogers

Kenny Rogers the singer vs. Kenny Rogers the "camera-man hating" Texas Rangers pitcher

[CMQ]

Kenny Rogers the "camera-man hating" Texas Rangers pitcher

Kenny Rogers the Texas Rangers pitcher vs Kyle Farnsworth

[D DEBBS]

Uh, I'll go with Kyle Farnsworth since I know who Kenny Rogers is.
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Which would you rather eat: escargot (snails) or frog's legs?

[Talking Pie]

snails

Kirk vs. Spock

[Semaj]

Kirk

pancakes vs. waffles

[Lizard Queen]

Waffles

Olsen Twins vs. Tegan & Sara

[D DEBBS]

Tegan and Sara can KILL anyone with that obnoxious song, Walking With A Ghost
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Hotter cartoon red-head: Josie of Josie and the Pussycats or Daphne
of Scooby-Doo ?

[Talking Pie]

Daphne

hotter real life redhead: Alyson Hannigan or Julianne Moore?

[Lizard Queen]

Moore may be old but she wins over Hannigans' dorkiness

a hot blonde or a sultry brunette?

[Talking Pie]

That's a toughie since my celeb crush has been both at times (Rachel McDreamy) but I'll pick brunettes especially if they've got dimples.

Astros or Cardinals?

[D DEBBS]

Astros...Cards eliminated my Padres.
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Hotter animated movie red-head: Ariel, the Little Mermaid or Jessica Rabbit ('Who Framed Roger Rabbit?')

[Lizard Queen]

Holy christ, dude, Jessica Rabbit!

Walmart vs. Kmart

[D DEBBS]

Wal-Fart
________

Josie and the Pussycats or JEM and the Holograms

[Lizard Queen]

That's not even funny! Jem & the Holograms and you know it!

D DEBBS vs. xntrick78

[Semaj]

Hotter animated movie red-head: Ariel, the Little Mermaid or Jessica Rabbit ('Who Framed Roger Rabbit?')

Aw, I was hoping it'd be Ariel.

D DEBBS vs. xntrick78

xntrick78

may flies vs. june bugs

[ppoi307]

June Bugs

Curtis The Jackass Vs. Clarence

[D DEBBS]

With help from her cat, I shall be the victor!
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Bad thing about being Canadian:

the frigid cold or: knowing that they are represented by Dudley-Do-Right

[Lizard Queen]

June bugs

vanilla vs. chocolate

[D DEBBS]

Chocolate
_________

Strawberry Qwik or Banana Qwik?

[ppoi307]

June Bugs

Curtis The Jackass Vs. Clarence

Mine Still Stands

[Semaj]

June Bugs

Curtis The Jackass Vs. Clarence

Clarence

apple juice vs. apple cider

[Lizard Queen]

With help from her cat, I shall be the victor!
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Bad thing about being Canadian:

the frigid cold or: knowing that they are represented by Dudley-Do-Right
Dudley-what-now! I will sick my 5 lb Chihuahua on your darling kitty.

[D DEBBS]

Clarence is kind of anal-retentive, so I'll go with Curtis the Jackass
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Bigger air head: Jessica Simpson or Kelly Clarson?

[Lizard Queen]

neither

ass kicked or bitch slap

[D DEBBS]

bitch slap
________

WWE 'Diva' with the WORST boob job: Stephanie 'Rocks' mc Mahon or Trish 'Two Balloons' Stratus?

[Lizard Queen]

Steph

Vince M. vs Eric B.

[Semaj]

Eric B.

baggy jeans vs. sweat pants

[Imperciph]

Baggy Jeans.

Dr. Zoidberg vs. Rob Schneider.

[D DEBBS]

Dr. Zoidberg
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Instant pudding or cooked pudding?

[Semaj]

Instant (except for the skin)

regular pencil vs. mechanical pencil

[Lizard Queen]

regular pencil

New years eve vs. Christmas eve

[D DEBBS]

12/24
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Smells worse: a burp or a fart?

[Semaj]

Fart - more toxic

Sweet corn vs. Creamed corn

[Talking Pie]

creamed corn

White Sox vs. Astros

[D DEBBS]

The White Sox
____________

The Devil Flanders or Evil Homer?

[Semaj]

Evil Homer

Better candle scent: Meadow Mist or Rain Washed?

[D DEBBS]

Rain Washed
___________
Making music with your armpit or making music by whistling through your nose?

[Talking Pie]

nose

Lost vs. Gilligan's Island