NCAA College Football Offseason

[gravymaster]

Yes, it is a little early for this thread. But I know all of you have been checking on who has committed to your team and the recent March Madness has you thinking of what a college football tournament would mean for the sport. So, without further adieu, your 2005 NCAA Football thread.

Here is the first story to start us off: Spurrier vs Fatso
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=2038019

[bmac]

so, uh, is Illinois going to be any good for once?

seriously though, hopefully headed in the right direction with zook at the helm. haven't been following the "offseason" very closely for illinois, or the season for that matter...they fucking sucked. a chance to make a terrible bowl game this year though? maybe, we'll see, but i'm not betting on it.

Northern Illinois should put together a solid season. especially with that stud wolfe carrying the ball for another season. another bowl game would be nice though. could be a rough start though. playing michigan at the big house to start the season and then northwestern. should be interesting. i shall be at all the home games though.

and with that this is probably the only time i'll post in this thread. you folks can go back to your hardcore allegiances and conferences i don't follow. unless of course U of I or NIU has a great season. then i'll come in here and post updates no one cares to hear.

[kevin]

illinois better get on the right track and at least have a respectable team by the time i attend there in 2006. it's going to be tough changing from a msu fan to an illinois fan, especially in basketball, but i will start by rooting entirely for the illini this football season, stupid as that may sound. i still hope michigan st does well though

edit one year later: fuck that, i actually ended up going to state

[Curtis]

I love this game I am such a nut that I named every player over a 78 rating in the game the past two years it took about a month to finish. Then I use the draft classes for Madden I love it!

[CMQ]

Well for my teams Texas and Michigan both teams seasons look good. I think this year the Longhorns can beat the Sooners for the first time in five years because White graduated and Vince Young is better then ever. If we beat the Fu**eyes we could win the NC our only weakness is running back because Benson has graduated but Selvin Young can take over at this time. My prediction Big 12 Champions

And for Michigan well the Big Ten is pretty good this year with us, Iowa and the Fu**eyes but Chad Henne is an good young quarterback but with Braylon Edwards in the NFL he wont be as he was last year. But some good news is the schedule is easy this year with only Notre Dame being a threat. My prediction second place Big Ten.

[Spartan]

Glad the thread is here. Gives me something to talk about.

Yes, it is a little early for this thread. But I know all of you have been checking on who has committed to your team and the recent March Madness has you thinking of what a college football tournament would mean for the sport. So, without further adieu, your 2005 NCAA Football thread.

Here is the first story to start us off: Spurrier vs Fatso
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=2038019

Meh. It's nothing what it could be. Wait till fall.

But Spurrier's retort of "oh, I'm just the coach at USC...don't pick on the little guy" is falling on deaf ears. That's the most assinine thing you can say about your own program. It means when you lose, you were supposed to; and when you win, it's a surprise.

And ESPN is already sucking spurrier's dick...airing spring practice all week live from columbia? hell, they're not the best program in their own state.

[J.Re*]

gravy, my panthers start the season against "your" fighting irish and end the season against your mountaineers. sig bets yes yes.

[gravymaster]

gravy, my panthers start the season against "your" fighting irish and end the season against your mountaineers. sig bets yes yes.
You are on. You do know that you will be going down hard in both right?

[kuumuus]

looking forward to seeing what ty willingham can do at washington. 5 wins would be nice. one of the qbs fighting for #1 is carl bonnell, who visited my english class a few weeks ago and also led my school to a state championship in '02. so i hope he gets it. but it's not looking good. he's like 3rd or 4th on the depth chart.

oh and gravy, washington-notre dame 9/24. should be interesting.

[Rekart]

Damn you GravyMaster, there goes my making the NCAA Football threads...

Seriously though, I'm not overly optimistic about any of my teams this season. Mizzou still has the talent, and in a weak North, they may be able to win it. But, last year, they choked worse then any other team I've ever seen in multiple games. CSU had QB problems last year, and the new guy who started the last few games looked good, but he needs a better supporting group. The team is so far under it's Van Pelt/Sapp/Anderson days, it's sad. NIU lost their QB, I believe, and that will hurt them. I was never too high on Haldi, though, but senior experience will beat any first-time starter.

[Spartan]

haha, minardi got bitched.

as far as the notre dame hate fest goes, vols go to south bend first weekend in november. payback hurts like a motherfucker, gravy.

[DAntae]

will comment in depth in here very soon. expect va tech to be better than last season. uva should win 9 games but will lose down the stretch. auburn will win 7 or 8. vols should own the sec. usc has to be the clear cut pick to win it all, for now.

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

don't have much to say right now...I just want dibs on an early post space.

Oh wait, I got something: currently, I'm interested in seeing where Caddie, Ronnie, and JC go in the draft. WAR DAMN EAGLE...minimum 8 wins in '05, and I'll be the first to say LOOK OUT in '07! LOL

[Spartan]

more like maximum. auburn will return to its usual 7-4 self with everyone yelling at tubby.

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

more like maximum. auburn will return to its usual 7-4 self with everyone yelling at tubby.

the less Tubbs meddles on the sidelines, the better...he needs to just continue shutting up & let Al Borges run things on offense. If we beat South Carolina, we go 9-3 (including bowl game)...if not, 8-4 or maybe 7-5...

[Orange-Neck]

I went to the Tennessee orange and white game yesterday to get a feel for this years team. Unfortunately, since half their players are in jail, I really couldn't tell how good the team was. Ainge was average, but I still think he'll get the job. My main concern was the backup kicker, if their starter gets injured, the Vols are fucked. The offensive line is the Vols biggest concern, if its good, a national title is not out of the question.

Oh and about Spurriers remarks, they will be irrelevant when the vols rape the cocks on October 29.

[huh?]

If anything, this is a do or die year for Rutgers. The New Hampshire loss, combined with the disappointing 4-win season, have taken a hit on offseason recruiting. A winning season must occur this year to have any hope for the near future. Have not followed the team much this spring, but will be going to the spring game next week. I just hope Hart will throw less INTs, and the O-Line and Secondary be much better then they were last year.

[Rekart]

My main concern was the backup kicker, if their starter gets injured, the Vols are fucked.


It's like that for every team. Hell, for many teams, their first kicker is that bad. They don't get hurt very much, so it's not a problem.

[DAntae]

well fullmer might mistake him for a chicken leg and eat him.

also everyone needs to give spurrier a couple of seasons to get the talent he needs. once he gets that the gamecocks will compete for a sec title and be a major player in the national picture. the guy knows how to get it done in college, will be no different at usc.

[gravymaster]

as far as the notre dame hate fest goes, vols go to south bend first weekend in november. payback hurts like a motherfucker, gravy.
I remember your shit talk last year as well. That must have been a bad, bad saturday for you, Spartan.

[Spartan]

it was my damn birthday, you faggot

[gravymaster]

GOOD!

[:bang:]

penn state got the best pa. hs player and the best hs player in the nation. both graduated early and are participating in spring drills. looks like robinson is staying at qb, might see some morelli if the season goes awry, which it likely will. could win 7 games and have joe leave on a high note, schedule is about as easy as a major conference team can get

gravy, my panthers start the season against "your" fighting irish and end the season against your mountaineers. sig bets yes yes.they'll beat wvu, but not nd. they should win at least 9 games this year, which means they'll win 7. good ole pitt

[Spartan]

buuuummmmp; auburn still sucks, dan.

[DAntae]

fulmer still hasn't seen his dick in 20 years.

[Spartan]

there we go.

who's next? cole? minardi? cauldron? my new clones?

[Rekart]

I thought about making a Fulmer joke, but that's between you and everyone else in this thread.

[Spartan]

http://nohomers.net/image.php?u=3980&type=profile&dateline=1104993575

Been giving me a boner all offseason, with apologies to huh? and gravy.

[HomertheGreat]

I think Purdue's going to be solid. We've got most of our defense back and I'm excited about Kirsch and our receiving group. It'll be interesting to see the changes in the offense. But it all comes down to if we can show up in the big games, which we've had trouble doing in past years.

But I expect us to finish 3rd or 4th in the Big Ten. Michigan, Ohio St, and Iowa are all going to be tough. I also see Penn St improving over the mediocrity they've shown in the past years.

[Spartan]

Yeah, but i don't think it'll be drastic...as in they won't contend for the big ten. They got major problems, as any program would who only has 3 conference wins in the past 2 years - 2 of the 3 against Indiana.

As for the top of the Big Ten, gotta factor in Michigan State as well. Might not win it, but they'll be there.

[gravymaster]

http://nohomers.net/image.php?u=3980&type=profile&dateline=1104993575

Been giving me a boner all offseason, with apologies to huh? and gravy.
stood up like a motherfucker.

[HomertheGreat]

Yeah, but i don't think it'll be drastic...as in they won't contend for the big ten. They got major problems, as any program would who only has 3 conference wins in the past 2 years - 2 of the 3 against Indiana.

As for the top of the Big Ten, gotta factor in Michigan State as well. Might not win it, but they'll be there.

oh yeah I didn't mean a Big Ten title. I see them possibly getting over 500 and getting in the bowl bid mix.

Also you raise a good point about MSU. I still think they'll finish middle of the pack because they have question marks on both sides of the ball especially defense.

And I don't know how I skipped over this yesterday, but Purdue doesn't have to play Ohio St or Michigan this year. So that means the only really big game is home against Iowa. That could be huge at the end of the year.

[CMQ]

Well in the big 10 I can't see anyone other then Michigan, Ohio State or Iowa winning the big 10 Penn State has no offence. Purdue wont win the Big 10 because Orton and Stubblefield have graduated and Michigan State is not good enough to win or finish in the top 5. I can see Illinois being a surprise under Zook and finishing ahead of Inidana, Northwestern and with a bit of luck Michigan State.

[Rekart]

Finishing ahead of Indiana and Northwestern, you say? What an accomplishment.

[CMQ]

Well I said Illinois could finish ahead of Indiana and Northwestren because they have a better running back then Northwestren in Halsey a better coach in Zook and a better offensive line then Northwestren.

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Penn State might make a run in the conference, but only because they have a pretty favorable schedule, with some of their key games at home. Also, some of their so-called touted recruits are supposed to see alot of action this year. If Paterno can't at least pull out an 8-3 this season, he needs to just pack it up & call it a career...

[Curtis]

Hurricanes win national championship this year. nuff said

[Rekart]

Finish about 15th in the rankings, you mean? I guess that's what you meant, because then you'd be right. of course, you're usually not right, so maybe it's not what you meant.

[DAntae]

canes' will be a top 10 team but they wont win the acc let alone the national title. va tech is the cream of that conference again this year.

[CMQ]

Who's your upset pick of the year mine is Boise State over Georgia because Georgia has a Leadership problem at QB, is missing LB depth and talent and problems at secondary. While Boise State has a good QB and a ok defence.

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

doesn't Arkansas play SoCal this season? What the hell, that'll be my upset pick: Razorbacks in a shocker...

[Rekart]

Who's your upset pick of the year mine is Boise State over Georgia because Georgia has a Leadership problem at QB, is missing LB depth and talent and problems at secondary. While Boise State has a good QB and a ok defence.

It's certainly an upset, but you won't be the only one picking that. Boise State will have another good team this year to play on that annoying-ass blue field.

[Rekart]

NHC College Football Pool

$15 entry fee.
Winner receives 90%
Second gets 10%
Third gets their money back IF there are over 8 players

Spartan will release the games to pick every Wednesday. Regular season games are worth 1 point each, bowls are worth 2 points each.

Send all money to Spartan. PM him or me for his address. Before anyone sends any money though, let’s see who will do it first. If we don’t have enough people, there’s no reason to send the money.

You better fucking join, or Spartan will hunt you down in the night and steal your $15.

[DAntae]

my penis is big enough already. however if you guys dont get enough people let me know. I would gladly join. I am involved in two others which were 25 dollar entry fees. still though let me know.

[gravymaster]

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=2091968

Fat Fulmer suspends two players for "traffic violations". Whaaa?

[Spartan]

crackin 'em on down...

it's not south carolina or auburn, y'know.

[Spartan]

bump

[Rekart]

Yahoo Pick 'em League is set up. Maybe Spartan can get some of his precious NCAA football posting going now.

ID #: 1992
Password: spartansux

[Rekart]

Bump-ish, so people look again:

If you're wondering (as pocketfox was,) this is different than the failed pool that would have cost money. This is free.

[J.Re*]

im in 8-)

[DAntae]

hokies in the top 10 to start the season. if vick isnt a total dickhead the acc is within grasp of winning again.

auburn is ranked a bit higher than expected. also virginia will suffer with the loss of miller and some good guys on defense. still a top 25 pre-season ranking looks good.

pre-season polls are meaningless as always, but its material for discussion.

[J.Re*]

bought my pitt season tickets today. cannot wait for the notre dame game. that is gonna be awwwessssssome.

[gravymaster]

bought my pitt season tickets today. cannot wait for the notre dame game. that is gonna be awwwessssssome.
I don't understand why they make Pitt students buy tickets. Student seating should be free.

[J.Re*]

yeah, and it got raised to $40 this year :angry:
.... i mean its only $7/game, but still

[Rekart]

I'm fairly sure Mizzou tickets cost money for students too, but they're cheap.

[Spartan]

hell, mizzou shouldn't charge their students when they probably want to fill as many seats as they can...

[Homer Jay]

Originally posted by sideshow DAn
pre-season polls are meaningless as always, but its material for discussion.
They're still not as bad as picking pre-season Heisman choices. Where else do people pick the best player in the game before the season starts and then eliminate players when they do poorly.

[CMQ]

My guesses on conference winners

SEC-Tennessee
ACC-Florda State
Big 10-Iowa
Big XII-Texas :)
Pac 10-USC
Big East-Louisville
C-USA-UTEP
WAC-Boise State
Mountain West-TCU
MAC-Toledo
Sun Belt-North Texas

[kuumuus]

SEC-LSU
ACC-Va Tech
Big 10-Michagain
Big XII-Texas
Pac 10-USC
Big East-Louisville

[Rekart]

hell, mizzou shouldn't charge their students when they probably want to fill as many seats as they can...

Mizzou doesn't do bad.

SEC East: Tennessee
SEC West: Alabama
Total: Tennessee

MAC East: Bowling Green
MAC West: Toledo
Total: Bowling Green

Big 12 North: Missouri
Big 12 South: Texas
Total: Texas

ACC: Virginia Tech
(Don't they have two divisions this season? ESPN didn't have them separated, do I didn't do them.)

Big 10: Iowa
Pac 10: USC
Big East: Louisville
C-USA: UAB
WAC: Boise State
Mountain West: Wide Open
Sun Belt: Troy

[Spartan]

ACC: VaTech (they have no logical divisions. fuck that.)
Big Ten: Michigan
Big East: Louisville
Big XII: Oklahoma (north - colorado)
SEC: Florida (west - alabama)
Pac-Ten: USC
C-USA: El Paso (they'll beat uab in their championship)
MWC: New Mexico
WAC: Fresno. no doubt
MAC: Toledo

[HomertheGreat]

i'm in the pick'em league under the name BoilermakersBig10Champs.

[DAntae]

if I might pick a dark horse bcs bowl team before a game has been played...duh duh duh, louisville.

vols got the sec spartan. even I have to admit it.

looking at va tech and the number of returning players, especially on offense. they got a shot of running the table, again if vick doesnt disappoint.

this year texas will beat oklahoma.

meh.

[CMQ]

Louisville will win the Big East this year my dark horse BCS bowl pick is UTEP or Toledo. Why UTEP or Toledo you might ask 1.The team that may be the BCS dark horse will have to win every game for example Frenzo State plays USC and Boise State plays Georgia. Second they will have to win their confrence Frenzo State and Boise State will slug it out and lose at least two games each this year and one of them be in confrence play. Third and final point is that C-USA and the MAC have confrence championship games that are on nationwide TV and that could sway BCS voters.

[kuumuus]

my upset of the year is fresno over usc, and they're my dark horse bcs bowl team.

[Spartan]

that was mine, too.

fresno is more loaded with talent than any other pat hill team. and pat hill does a lot with HALF of this talent, WAC scouts are saying. People say the winner of the Boise-Fresno game will win the conference (which is true), but that game won't even be close. Fresno will blowout their schedule. And has a great shot at USC.

[CMQ]

The only team I think has a chance to beat USC is Arizona State and I said chance.

[Rekart]

I say UCLA is the only one to have a chance to beat them.

[Spartan]

UCLA is gonna do good to have a winning season this year.

[Orange-Neck]

Big 10: Iowa
Big 12: Texas
Big Least: Loisville
Slack 10: USC
Sec: LSU (Florida is vastly overrated, they will finish 3rd in the east)
ACC: Va Tech
Bowl projections

Rose: LSU vs USC
Fiesta: Texas vs Louisville
Sugar: Iowa vs Tennessee
Orange:Va Tech vs Michigan

[DAntae]

been hearing lot of noise out of msu...perhaps a .500 season, maybe a lower bowl game. not bad for the short term. spartan, cole your my sec insiders. what the real info?

[Spartan]

with the way croom cleaned house preseason last year after taking the job, I didn't think it would take too long. he chased off 17(!) scholarship players who he felt was deadweight.

truth be told, the west simply isn't that competitive this year. miss. state can get wins out of arkansas and ole miss. when they actually have a good team (going back before 2001, where this slide began), they play alabama like they were auburn or something. though I can't possibly believe alabama's beat them this season. but it is at home...they also get georgia at home and get a win at kentucky. trip to the swamp is all but a loss.

but the ooc is definitely working for them. murray state and weakened tulane and houston are just about 3 guaranteed wins. I say they'll get to 6 wins this season.

Still got a hoss running game. norwood may just be the 2nd-3rd best back in the south. defense ain't terrible, and they aren't losing many from last year. but installing a west coast offense takes time, and this is volume two. omarr connor will be a much better passer this season.

[DAntae]

had no idea it was 17 players were pushed off. damn. I heart croom.

[thecapecoddah]

funny stuff - leinart dancing through final semester at USC.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=2143657

my last semester in college had a couple joke classes, but his situation is awesome.

[Spartan]

peyton did it..I don't see the big deal. it's just one elective he needs, and the ncaa makes 5th year seniors have a certain number of hours. why not make it a joke class.

I certainly would.

[DAntae]

yeah but peyton majored in forehead enlargement or something along those lines.

I am in SEC country now and people dont mind letting you know. I am loving it. we all make fun of clemson, its just great.

[gravymaster]

God. I can't believe the season is 6 days away. I am fucking PUMPED. Last weekend without football until January. Gotta love that.

After looking at ND's first 6 games (which are fucking brutal) I HAVE to be happy with 3-3. 4-2 would be fantastic, but I don't see that happening. Anything less than 3-3 is a disappointment, but I wouldn't be surprised.

[J.Re*]

yeah, that first game is killer ;-)

[gravymaster]

Yeah yeah yeah

[Spartan]

yeah but peyton majored in forehead enlargement or something along those lines.

I am in SEC country now and people dont mind letting you know. I am loving it. we all make fun of clemson, its just great.

godamnit dan.

don't tell me that means your an usc guy by default. clemson owns usc and always will, even though usc will always have the better program and more resources.

4 more days. 8 more until liberty bowl mid-south deathmatch on labor day.

[Rekart]

Wait... posts the the NCAA thread? Something is wrong here. Seriously wrong.

So no one forgets, Pick 'em picks can be made tomorrow.

[DAntae]

I am a hokie-cav-tiger.

I do like usc more than clemson though.

[Spartan]

what the hell is wrong with everyone

football. jesus.

[gravymaster]

S Carolina scores VERY quickly. I am so happy the season has started.

die jre die

[Spartan]

houston-oregon is where it's at.

fuck ESPNU. i knew they would do that....just put a bunch of games on there instead of localizing the whole pool of games.

I really wanna watch wake and vandy.

[gravymaster]

I love the Ducks...but I think it is just because of the uniforms. They are fucking sexy. God damn ESPN...why can't they have more than one HD channel?

[kuumuus]

pfft, ducks are wearing their boring white-on-white road unis.

boise state and notre dame to upset this weekend. washington over air force in front of 40,000 empty qwest field seats.

[DAntae]

cocks cocks cocks

[gravymaster]

cocks cocks cocks
Dan's classic fight chant.

[Spartan]

pfft, ducks are wearing their boring white-on-white road unis.

boise state and notre dame to upset this weekend. washington over air force in front of 40,000 empty qwest field seats.

no team can make white on white good.

and I had no idea UW was playing the academy this week. wish that was on TV.

[vinceq]

My only comment seeing as how I know little 'bout college ball...

Go Gamecocks!

[CMQ]

Longhorns and Wolverines for life baby!

[Rekart]

My only comment seeing as how I know little 'bout college ball...


So it works out just like baseball?

Colorado State-Colorado on Saturday. I expect this to be a great game, as it has been the past two years. Colorado may be set to have a good season, and they are at home, so I'm not particularly enthusiastic about CSU's chance of winning, but I can't wait for the season to start for one of my teams.

[huh?]

Interested in seeing Rutgers-Illinois on Saturday just to see what this Rice freshman can do in the backfield for the Knights. I remember reading some ESPN insider blog saying positive things about him, so hopefully he can finally fill the lingering hole at tailback and also take pressure off of Leonard.

[Spartan]

Dynamite dynamite when vandy scores again....
dynamite dynamite when vandy wins agaiin......!!!

[Cole]

hahah ... south carolina blows. ucf is, without question, the worst division one football team. i can't wait until bama rapes spurier right in the asshole in week three.

[Spartan]

wouldn't say worst.

they do have the longest losing streak (current) in I-A...at 16. Or 17 now that they lost. But UCF held their ground after the first 2 USC drives (14 points). I think it was a good game for O'Leary and the Knights...they can easily win a few games this year here in c-usa action.

plus, it isn't 117 anymore. it's 119. welcome florida intl. and florida atlantic. FAU of course being from the MEAC and a traditional black school, intl. coached by former hurricane coach howard schellonglastname.

[huh?]

plus, it isn't 117 anymore. it's 119. welcome florida intl. and florida atlantic. FAU of course being from the MEAC and a traditional black school, intl. coached by former hurricane coach howard schellonglastname.
Actually, Florida A&M was the historicaly black college that was supposed to go up to 1-A this year, but decided to stay in the MEAC. FAU and FIU are both recent startups, and Schellenberger coaches FAU, not FIU.
That said, I'm interested in seeing what the FAU Owls can do this year, after upsetting Hawaii on the road last year.

[Spartan]

well there goes mixup #1 out of about 40 I'll have this year.

i do know both are in the sun belt...a weakened sun belt, which I didn't think was possible.

[kuumuus]

so i won't be able to watch any morning/afternoon games tomorrow, including the huskies opener, because work needs me tomorrow instead of today. bastards.

[Cole]

wouldn't say worst.
i'm having a difficult time thinking of a team that's worse. regardless, they are close to the very worst ... and they could have beaten south carolina had they thrown the ball more. their qb was 20 of 22 in the second half at one point and they kept running the ball up the middle for an average of about .8 yards per. crazy. vandy > south carolina this year. ohyes.

[Spartan]

dynamite.

I dunno. scourge the sun belt. they're there. lower-mac programs, too. UCF is still gonna win some games.

[gravymaster]

We are under 24 hours until gametime, Jre. By the way, I'm in Morgantown until Tuesday morning. Come here and we can fight ;)

[Matt B.]

does anyone know where or if the lsu tigers will play their home games

[Spartan]

baton rouge

though this week's game v. North Texas was moved to November 26.

[gravymaster]

Fuck yes, I love College Gameday. I wonder if Jre is in the crowd?

[Spartan]

love gameday...but good god this year's opening theme is the gayest ever.

anyways. per usual, it's big ten v. mac weekend. like 7 games or some shit. michigan state-kent state is on the tv when tennessee in on commercials.

who doesn't love early big ten games on espn?

[CMQ]

The Ohio State- Miami Ohio game was on earlier on my ABC affiliate (Channel 5 in Boston) and the TCU - Oklahoma game is on. It’s a 10-10 tie with 1:41 left in the 3rd quarter.

[Spartan]

TCU game is great...spartans win huge early

vols



:-\

[gravymaster]

I just get the feeling TCU is going to blow this lead, but let's hope they don't. An upset like that in the first week would be ultra sexy.

Go Northern Illinois! :-/

[Spartan]

Texas Christian ain't a bad team...I liked them to win the MWC this summer...

But it's still Oklahoma, of course. adrian is nothing when defenses know there is little passing threat.

[gravymaster]

Oklahoma turns the ball over on downs with 4 min left. Looks like TCU might be in good shape...

[Spartan]

gonna have to be one hell of a two minute offense for the sooners. go MWC.

how bout rutgers-illinois? rutgers up BIG early, another blown game. OT now.

[gravymaster]

how bout rutgers-illinois? rutgers up BIG early, another blown game. OT now.
Both teams are terrible.

Nice to see Oklahoma knocked off today.

[huh?]

Schiano should fire his defensive coordinator after such an awful second half performance.

oh wait

[Orange-Neck]

Tennessee sucked up the joint. Clausen will now be the starter for the Florida game, mark it down. I can't believe some fucktard fans were booing when Clausen took a knee at the end of the game. Morons.

[gravymaster]

Michigan looks like they don't have any problem scoring, but their defense looks sluggish (especially their ability to stop the run). Walker might be able to have another big game against them this year.

[Cole]

uab fails me again. oh so close to overtime. oh well, my money is on florida next week. sorry, spartan.

i definitely didn't see the oklahoma upset coming. i love it, though.

the countdown until gt beats auburn begins ....

[CMQ]

Yeah I thought Chokelahoma would choke early in the season but I didn't think they would choke to TCU at Norman. I thought they would choke in UCLA game if they choked at all because Maurice Drew is better then Lonta Hobbs and UCLA got the best Tight End in the nation in Mercedes Lewis.

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

the countdown until gt beats auburn begins ....

that's crazy talk.

dammit, Boise State is hand-delivering the game to Georgia,,,

[Rekart]

God I love Justin Holland. What a worthless son of a bitch.

[Spartan]

what an exciting, yet disappointing final 3 minutes to the cu-csu game. :(

fuck you cole.

[doyle]

i love charlie weis.

[gravymaster]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy they look good. My lord.

[Sex Cauldron]

ucf is, without question, the worst division one football team.
I'm going with Buffalo. They just got beat 38-0 by UConn, who will probably get creamed by Ga Tech in 2 weeks, with me in attendance.


i can't wait until bama rapes spurier right in the asshole in week three.
Get in line.

And Boise needs to stick to playing teams whose players grew up without indoor plumbing.

[DAntae]

all I know is oklahoma lost and I am all smiles.

georgia looks scary, score was run up by halftime.

will post more when I catch up on all the scores. saw a little of the games...went furniture shopping most of the day.

[Orange-Neck]

all I know is oklahoma lost and I am all smiles.

georgia looks scary, score was run up by halftime.

will post more when I catch up on all the scores. saw a little of the games...went furniture shopping most of the day.


Shockley's a bitch that will get raped by the SEC defenses. Trust me, they ain't as good as they looked in that game.

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I read on another messageboard that Adrian Karsten died. Not sure about the cause of death, but I liked his sideline reporting...RIP

[Cole]

the countdown until gt beats auburn begins ....that's crazy talk.

worship me. but seriously, who didn't see that coming? auburn lost everybody.

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

apparently AU lost their OC as well. What'd they throw, close to 50 passes? Are you freaking kidding me?! It's not like the running game wasn't working...hell, that one guy Stewart seemed like he injured anyone who tried bringing him down. I think AU handed the ball off a whopping total of 19 times...that might be understandable if they were behind 28-0, but the game was always within reach...wtf?? With an offensive gameplan like that, they deserved to lose. And don't get me started on the ACC crew working that game... Uggggh, I need a drink...

[Spartan]

they got an all white backfield. the sec hasn't had that since bear

but this has definitely been the most entertaining (with a lot more to come) opening weekend in years.

[robb]

Wow, Henne/Hart/Avant/Grady/Breaston look soooo sexy for this year. Just wish they could figure how to play some decent defense.

[Cole]

oh, and that fifty states in fifty days piece on bama blew hard. they pretty much just explained what "punt bama punt" was all about and then let everyone know that mays and aaron were from bama (no shit) and that courtney cox was too. woohoo.

[gravymaster]

Wow. Can Rich Rodriguez ever have a well disciplined team? I've seen more stupid penalties in one quarter of this WVU game then I have in the past two days of watching football. Bad job.

[DAntae]

yeah auburn deserved to lose. ga. tech's defense was well designed. I am tired of the tiger faithful blaming the loss on the starting of a new qb. that is bullshit, you lose as a team. running game wasn't exactly dominant. defense didn't make third down stops. bullshit, pure bullshit. ga tech was the better team, plain and simple.

notre dame looked like a whole new team. still think willingham would have turned the program around. anyhow a win is a win. offense looked more structured.

va tech made me all smiles. it was close, but it was a road win in conference. those are almost always dog fights. vick settled down in the second half. he doesn't have the urge to run as much as his brother. that is good and bad. he took some big hits in the pocket. however his td throw while rolling to his left was pretty damn impressive. humes/imoh running game will allow these guys to run games out in the 4th qrtr.

[Spartan]

yep...good thing about beamerball is that a new QB isn't a drastic overhaul. vick has plenty of time, though I thought you clearly had to step out of the room after his rolling TD pass. to finish it off.

but NC State and Amato tried Beamerball there for a while, which made the game really interesting. the fake punt and all.

[gravymaster]

notre dame looked like a whole new team. still think willingham would have turned the program around. anyhow a win is a win. offense looked more structured.
Notre Dame NEVER played the way they did the other night under Ty. Quite a difference one game and a new coach can make..

[Homer Jay]

Yeah, but how often did Notre Dame play against a team with as bad a coach as Pitt had?

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

yeah auburn deserved to lose. ga. tech's defense was well designed. I am tired of the tiger faithful blaming the loss on the starting of a new qb. that is bullshit, you lose as a team. running game wasn't exactly dominant. defense didn't make third down stops. bullshit, pure bullshit. ga tech was the better team, plain and simple.

notre dame looked like a whole new team. still think willingham would have turned the program around. anyhow a win is a win. offense looked more structured.

va tech made me all smiles. it was close, but it was a road win in conference. those are almost always dog fights. vick settled down in the second half. he doesn't have the urge to run as much as his brother. that is good and bad. he took some big hits in the pocket. however his td throw while rolling to his left was pretty damn impressive. humes/imoh running game will allow these guys to run games out in the 4th qrtr.

I'm not blaming Auburn's QB...hell, Brandon Cox showed alot of composure, considering someone was in his face nearly every down. But asking him to throw 44 times in his debut is asinine. Jason Campbell wasn't asked to do that...ever. Nor Daymeune Craig, Patrick Nix, Stan White, etc. AU only handed the ball off 19 times all game. 19 times!! No wonder GT was sending the heat every down. Like I said in another post, I can understand only calling 19 running plays if you're trailing 28-0 or something, but AU was in striking distance all game. If you're gonna throw 44 pass plays, at least throw a bunch of screens & draws to slow down the rush...even Corso knows this LOL

This trend, I'm afraid, dates back to Tuberville's '03 & beyond teams...then, whenever AU fell behind by ANY margin, the offense would operate with too much desperation & urgency, as if they were down by 17 with only 8 minutes left to play. It wasn't a problem last season 'cuz they had the horses to take & keep the lead, but long story short: if AU's gameplan continues resembling anything like it did against GT, it's gonna be an 8-4 season IF they're lucky... and luck definitely was NOT on their side this past Sat...

[gravymaster]

Spartan currently shitting himself...

[kuumuus]

florida state is finally gonna beat miami, which is wearing the most retarded uniforms i've ever seen.

[gravymaster]

The lack of fundamentals such as throwing, catching, and tackling in this game is truly hilarious.

Also: The Brent Musburger drinking game!
http://lasooner.thoughtshop.net/sooners/mussberger.html

[Spartan]

fucking hell of a game. my game I speak of, damn double post rule.
---------------------------------------
well I'll be goddamned.

miami is going to lose to Florida State via two failed FG attempts.

...nothing needs to be said. wow. :-\

[CMQ]

Snowman's top 25 picks: Week two
Pittsburgh vs. Ohio:Winner Pittsburgh
Notre Dame vs. Michigan: Winner Michigan
Virginia Tech vs. Duke: Winner Virginia Tech
Tulsa vs. Chokelahoma: Winner Chokelahoma
Army vs. Boston College:Winner Boston College
Akron vs. Purdue:Winner Purdue
California vs. Washington:Winner California
Iowa vs. Iowa State:Winner Iowa
South Carolina vs. Georgia:Winner Georiga
Louisiana Tech vs. Florida:Winner Florida
Boise State vs. Oregon State: Winner Oregon State
Florida International vs. Texas Tech:Winner Texas Tech
Texas vs. Ohio State:Winner Texas
LSU vs. Arizona State:Winner LSU
Weber State vs. Fresno State:Winner Fresno State

[DAntae]

last ticket for tuberville...next stop resignation central.

damn even I made a tuberville joke. got to think of some new material for fulmer and the entire alabama program.

[Spartan]

you guys are fucking pathetic. But predictable. One loss after 13-0 and people shit down on Tubberville. Some things never change down there.

[Spartan]

good god amighty. is it 1974 or something? c'mon bobcats.

pitt simply cannot get its offense going, got 2 picks, palko is getting hit more than kurt warner.

[Spartan]

tin soldiers and nixon coming were finally on our own. this summer i hear the drumming four dead in ohio

...oh wait that was kent state. but what a win for frank solich...damn. taht DB has like 3 INT TDs in 2 games.

[DAntae]

hit more than warner...made me smile.

sadly got to leave around 3pm today. today it is a voluntary evacuation, tomorrow mandatory. however I doubt "ophelia" will hit bluffton....an order is an order. looks like from most porjections it will hit the upper part of sc.

anyhow will post when I return. spartan tell me you got my tuberville joke as a reaction to all the criticism, and not me being critical of him.

[J.Re*]

lets go pitt basketball.


ITS FUCKING OHIO FOR CHRIST SAKE.
the campus wants wanstedt's head

[Spartan]

hit more than warner...made me smile.

sadly got to leave around 3pm today. today it is a voluntary evacuation, tomorrow mandatory. however I doubt "ophelia" will hit bluffton....an order is an order. looks like from most porjections it will hit the upper part of sc.

anyhow will post when I return. spartan tell me you got my tuberville joke as a reaction to all the criticism, and not me being critical of him.

oh I know YOUR joke, it's just after all these years, I still simply don't get the mindstate of Auburn. The constant stepbrother complex with big bro alabama, tubberville being on the constant hot seat more than anyone else in the country save for maybe little bowden.

sucks you gotta pack up...clemson won't be affected, will it?

[Curtis]

Curtis the Jackass Picks

Notre Dame vs. Michigan: Winner Michigan
Virginia Tech vs. Duke: Winner Virginia Tech
Tulsa vs. Oklahoma: Winner Oklahoma
Army vs. Boston College:Winner Boston College
Akron vs. Purdue:Winner Purdue
California vs. Washington:Winner Washington
Iowa vs. Iowa State:Winner Iowa
South Carolina vs. Georgia:Winner Georiga
Louisiana Tech vs. Florida:Winner Florida
Boise State vs. Oregon State: Winner Oregon State
Florida International vs. Texas Tech:Winner Texas Tech
Texas vs. Ohio State:Winner Ohio State
LSU vs. Arizona State:Winner Arizona State
Weber State vs. Fresno State:Winner Fresno State
The Citidel vs. Florida State: Winner Florida State

[:bang:]

lets go pitt basketball.


ITS FUCKING OHIO FOR CHRIST SAKE.
the campus wants wanstedt's head
two weeks in a row i've gotten 'bring back harris' text msgs from my season ticket holding buddy. good times

[gravymaster]

the campus wants wanstedt's head
Once he gets his team in there you guys will be good again. He recruited Western PA like a motherfucker.

I really like what I'm seeing from the Irish, but they have a ton of missed opportunities. Fortunately, Michigan has a lot more. They really, really need this game. Going back to South Bend 2-0 would be fantastic.

[CMQ]

Come on Michigan you can come back and win this game.

[Homer Jay]

Once he gets his team in there you guys will be good again. He recruited Western PA like a motherfucker.
But he can't coach in games. He's one of the worst I've ever seen.

[:bang:]

and its going to get harder now that the big east suuuucks. a bad year will be even worse for pitt. with harris they get good wr and qbs every year, with wanstedt, the jury is out at best. while there are alot of players in western pa, and having a native pittsburgher will apeal to them, psu is still going to get alot, so will other schools. i go to one game a year with my buddy and other than nd (had a wedding that weekend) there isn't ONE good game this year. would you rather lose to ohio state in front of 100,000 people or lose to uconn in front of 20,000?

[thecapecoddah]

weis does well with QB's named brady

[Spartan]

notre dame deserves a huge thumbs up. they HAD to have momentum early. hell, it was said they could go 0-6 and still be a good team because of that brutal schedule, and it's true. weakest team is syracuse and that's not until nov. 19.

northwestern down 14-3 to those slimy public northern illinois huskies thanks to a blocked FG and an INT...sigh.

[Orange-Neck]

I'm glad Notre Dame won. It will help the Vols ranking when Ainge gets his vengeance. A lot of people are picking ASU to beat LSU, that's bullshit, take LSU.

For my next Saturday analysis, Fulmer better not depend on the dinker if he wants to beat the Florida. Ainge is the only one who can beat them. Dink balls aren't going to win it. I beleive Fulmer will do this and the Vols will win easily. My main reason is Florida struggled to run the ball on Wyoming's pitiful line. If they can't run it on Wyoming, they sure as hell aren't going to run it on Mahellona and company. this will make Florida's offense one dimensional,i.e. Mr Leak will be doing that in his pants with Urban Myth's option shit.
TN-38
Fl-14

Forgot about Texas-Ohio State. Texas wins easily against yet another overrated big 10 team.
Texas-45
Ohio State-10

[Homer Jay]

There is no way that Texas is going to win like that on the road against a team like OSU. I think they will win, but it will still be a field goal game

[doyle]

so happy with the way the irish have played the first couple games. missed the last 10 or so minutes of the game, wish i'd seen it, but i liked what i did see. hope they can keep it up.

[Curtis]

My AP Euro teacher is a huge OSU fan (he constantly makes fun of me being a Miami fan and losing that game) and we will have a test if they lose, but i dont care I hate Ohio State and I hate how they say THE Ohio State, wtf is that. Go Horns!

[CMQ]

The Horns will use their underrated defence and passing game to beat tOSU and tOSU will miss a crucial late field goal to lose 18-15 in the Horseshoe.

And oh yeah everybody HOOK EM HORNS

[huh?]

http://espn-i.starwave.com/media/apphoto/NJJM10109102228.jpg
first win in three tries against a d1-aa team in the Schiano era, so I guess I'll take that as a sign of progress.

[Curtis]

ha yea Rutgers is pretty sorry but what about Temple, they got booted out of the Big East at a time when the Big East needed all the teams it could get.

[Homer Jay]

Temple was a horrible school, usually when a major conference has a team as bad as that in football, there is a reason. For example Duke which is one of the worst big conference teams has great basketball. Temple was only in the league in one sport and did not really add anything. They were kicked out so that UConn could be in the league, this was pre-ACC raid. Teaming switching to the ACC changed their plans, but they didn't want Temple because if anything, it would actually hurt the league, not help it.

[chiefdan]

My AP Euro teacher is a huge OSU fan (he constantly makes fun of me being a Miami fan and losing that game) and we will have a test if they lose...

:-@

[kuumuus]

fucking iowa. fucking big ten.

[gravymaster]

http://www.nd.edu/aboutnd/about/sights/images/gal_heslibrary_lg.jpg

[Curtis]

Ohio State is garbage, ill gladly take that test knowing they lost.

[Spartan]

fucking iowa. fucking big ten.

awesome to see their little stepbrother fucking embarass them. go cyclones.

smu up on tcu, 21-10. sigh :-\

ha yea Rutgers is pretty sorry but what about Temple, they got booted out of the Big East at a time when the Big East needed all the teams it could get.

the big east improved itself by doing that.

and...

dynamite dynamite
when vandy wins again...!

[Orange-Neck]

Did anyone watch the Kansas State- Marshal game. Thier coach is a dumbass.

Oh, and it's official, the Big 10 is a joke.

[huh?]

Did anyone watch the Kansas State- Marshal game. Thier coach is a dumbass.
Yeah, I saw the last minute of it, what a trainwreck of a finish that was. Not only was Marshall's last play idiotic, but K-State's running backs were dumb too for not getting down quicker to keep the clock running.

[Curtis]

The Most underated conference in football is the ACC the most overated is the Big 12.

[DAntae]

notre dame wowed me. looks like I was wrong. willingham wasn't the right guy for that program.

georgia is lucky to beat sc. shockley has got to become a little more accurate or georgia is going to lose upwards of 3 games.

texas beating ohio state made me so fucking happy. I love brown as a coach. i enjoy watching vince young, lead 4th qrtr comebacks. I said this was the year texas beats oklahoma. this is also the season texas meets usc for the national title.

va. tech wins a game they should have. yet they played hard and finished off a shutout.

iowa what the fuck?

curtis the acc has been recognized as one of the top conferences for several years now. last 3 years it has been considered the best top to bottom, along with the sec.

[Spartan]

how bout those tigerz dan? miami comes to pickens county next week, and it could be 2 wins in a row for clemson over the canes.

[Curtis]

I dont think so

[DAntae]

going to the gamecocks game in 2 weeks against troy state...err i mean troy university.

[Spartan]

yeah I bet that'll be some game...

[Sex Cauldron]

Suck it, Spurrier, go back to the golf course.
Suck it, Holtz, go back to the bingo hall.

Game wouldn't have been so close if not for the lopsided officiating, but yeah, Shockley can't have any more games like that. Their running game won that one for them.

I'll also add that UConn has yet to allow a point this year. Who have they played? Shut up, that's who.

[Spartan]

damn. I was about to tell you. buffalo was one I think, but I digress. stick to your mutts.

and yeah, I would've loved to see UGA hang 52 on the board (as everyone there saturday did), but unfortuantely it was just really ugly.

like georgia girls. and your damn dog.

[DAntae]

the cocks' defense is pretty damn stout. undersized lines that can stop the run are always impressive. georgia had better players and it was close.

spartan its not a game I want to go to, but its free tickets to a game. soon to be brother-in-law is usc graduate, twice even. he has season tickets. his dad goes to all the home games as well, but sits in shitter sits with the grandson. which is where I will be sitting. getting to go to the florida game as well. I plan to wear a clemson orange shit to the game. to be fair I dont like usc much, more than clemson...but why not piss off some gamecock fans.

[Spartan]

:aww:

there's nothing like pissing them off.

[Cole]

the cocks' defense is pretty damn stout. undersized lines that can stop the run are always impressive.
which is why i'm scared shitless about this weekend. atleast i know that either gator and vols fans will be bummed out as well. that's always fun.

[Spartan]

at least you pulled that one out of your ass against southern miss

otherwise...well that would be vintage alabama, now wouldn't it.

[Cole]

bitch, please. we spotted them two touchdowns early because we felt bad about katrina.

[Homer Jay]

Can someone tell me what is up with TCU, they beat OU, then lose to SMU, and then beat Utah?

[Spartan]

did you watch the SMU game?

snakebit man. no reason why they shouldn't be 3-0. totally outclassed Southern Methodist (as their talent should have) but could not do anything in the red zone.

Lookin' like another great year in the MWC...

[Mayor Quimby]

MWC certainly looks better than the Big East.

[Orange-Neck]

I love how ESPN is slobbering over the fact that thier messiah Urban Meyer has never lost a conferance opener. He coached in the WAC, his non-conferance games were harder than that pitiful conferance. This is big boy football.

Chris Leak is not the one to run that offense. He's soft and won't be able to take the hits that the option offense entails. That's why I like Tennessee.
The 6 point spread is a steal. Bet your money, you'll go home happy.

[DAntae]

the wac is not on par with the sec, but its not a weak conference by any stretch of the imagination. I am as biased as they come, but geesh. leak is a dynamic offensive player, he can fit in pretty much any type of offense. just my opinion though.

"vintage alabama" should be on a t-shirt.

cole I'd be concerned as well, stil think your tide will get the win.

[Curtis]

Tenessee will defeat the Gatorfags and..

the U will blow out Clemson

[Spartan]

jesus christ guys utah is in the mwc. huge difference. it's like comparing big east to the big ten.

curtis, miami ain't gonna blow out clemson. gonna be a good game, but I don't see a blowout.

just messin with the tide cole, a win over USM is a great win. it's just that ...y'know...it's vintage alabama.

[Rekart]

The CSU ram says Orange-Neck is an idiot, and the CSU ram is never wrong.

MWC > WAC. No, they aren't the same thing.

[DAntae]

my bad, sorry I forgot my mid-major offensive conferences.

cole...spartan...even rekart. guess who just scored a surprise ticket to the usc/bama game tomorrow night; from the soon to be father-in-law. awww yeah kobe!!!!

[Spartan]

roll tide

[Rekart]

Ditto.

[Curtis]

Curtis the Jackass College Football Lock of the Week

Miami Hurricanes destroy Clemson

[Orange-Neck]

The lock of the week is Alabama over South Carolina. I call that the steal your kid's piggy bank game, and pay them back tommorow.

I'm sorry I can't get my shitty mid-major conferances together. Both conferances aren't even on the same level as the big 5. I guess a CSU person would know the shitty ones though :-$

[CMQ]

Snowman's College Football Lock of the Week

Texas over Rice

[doyle]

college gameday closeby today.

hoping boston college gets fucking raped tonight.

[gravymaster]

hoping boston college gets fucking raped tonight.
Amen. It takes a certain team to make me root for Florida State. BC is that team.

[doyle]

friends from high school who go to bc have been doing this fucking annoying f-u fsu chant all week.

second and final time i'll be rooting for florida state this year.

[Homer Jay]

I don't think I could ever root for FSU

[gravymaster]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/26/004_6304.jpg
Irish!

[Curtis]

I don't think I could ever root for FSU

the only way i would is if they were playing the gatorfags, norte dame or ohio state

[gravymaster]

You like fucking Miami. You shouldn't even be allowed in this thread.

[Homer Jay]

The only reason I rooted for Miami was because they played FSU and my friend is going there and I wanted to rub it in his face when they lost.

[Curtis]

You like fucking Miami. You shouldn't even be allowed in this thread.

why is that?

[kuumuus]

You like fucking Miami. You shouldn't even be allowed in this thread.

says a yankees fan who posts regularly in the mlb thread :-X

[gravymaster]

says a yankees fan who posts regularly in the mlb thread :-X
There is a big difference between both franchises.

[Homer Jay]

The only one I can think of is that people in New York actually care about the Yankees.

[Spartan]

dynamite dynamite when vandy wins again

jesus christ

jay cutler is picking apart this ole miss defense like a bear team on homecoming. orgeron is having 17 coneption fits....hotty toddy boys.

edit. I've seen some weird ass shit the past 7 years in the VU-Ole Miss series, but this could take the cake. ole miss always find a way to come back after being completely outclassed and parties like they beat LSU...and they might as well do it again, cutler be damned.

[Rekart]

DYNAMITE DYNAMITE WHEN VANDY WINS AGAIN.

Now Spartan can post again.

[Spartan]

typical ole miss-vandy game.

but vandy is finally on the other end of it. now they got richmond and MTSU at home. they'll be 5-0 when LSU rolls into Nashville.

funniest shot was these drunk ole miss students yelling shit at some poor guy wearing gold. and the vandy guy just flips them off and points at (apparently) the scoreboard.

I have to find that pic and make it my new background.

[Curtis]

Kyle Wright needs to get protection and the running backs need to pick up the blitz, I expect Miami to pick up there play in the second half. Good run by Hester just now, we cant make stupid mistakes, if we dont we should get some points.

k good a field goal at least thats progress. Defense needs to get a turnover.

wow!!! what a fuckin hit!

that was fuckin shit! damn it!

ok we need to start off the third quarter strong. I would like to see us go long.

what the fuck is wrong with the o line. When Dorsey was there he got sacked like 6 times in his career!

we need a touchdown here, i will be happy wiht three though as long as we dont fuck up with a miss, block or turnover

TOUCHDOWN MIAAAAAAMMMMIIIIIII

hell yeah nice shit Moss, thats just what we needed.

TOUCHDOWN MIAAAAAAMMMMIIIIIII

[CMQ]

Whoa look at the number of upsets that could happen this week if everything stays the same as it's right now.
Michigan State vs. Notre Dame
Oklahoma vs. UCLA
Illinois vs. California

Well the only shocker there is Illinois vs. California. I thought Illinois would come out early this year with Zook as their head coach but beat number 15 in the nation would be a big accomplishment.

[Spartan]

gee, I wish I had the miami-clemson game instead of this ucla-oklahoma shitfest.

alabama disposes of usc, rather handily. cole is drunk right now. c'mon spartans.

[Curtis]

The Miami DB's looked confused WTF! I am starting to get a bad feeling about this game.

[Mayor Quimby]

Did anyone see the ending of Pitt-Nebraska? That was almost embarassing. I'll take the win, but that was sickening.

[Curtis]

ugh i have a feeling they will block the punt

damn this is nerve racking

omg cover the damn recievers!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok ok ok there going to get a touchdown and win i see it fuckin coming, it will be a small pass to

FUCK OT!

We are gonna lose because we will either turn the ball over or miss a field goal

TOUCHDOWN MIAMI!!!!!!!!!

damn it!!!!

[J.Re*]

i cant believe you stay so fat in such hot weather

[Curtis]

I got a bad feeling here, im thinking Miami will turn it over or miss the field goal

[Homer Jay]

I would love for that to happen. But no matter what the outcome of the game is, I wonder if this is going to be Coker's last season in Miami

[Curtis]

hes gonna miss it or have it blocked

nevermind thank god he made that

As far as Coker I like him but he is not as great a coach as he is made out to be. You know Butch Davis is available...

fuck we needed that but at least we got the touchdown

GAME OVER WE WIN HURRICANES WIN HURRICANES WIN


FUCK YES

[kevin]

stanton, bitches

[Orange-Neck]

The lock of the week is Alabama over South Carolina. I call that the steal your kid's piggy bank and pay them back tommorow




Jesus I'm a fucking genius.

[Curtis]

I belive I did pick the Canes over Clemson

[El Sid]

Whoa look at the number of upsets that could happen this week if everything stays the same as it's right now.

Oklahoma vs. UCLA
.

actually...UCLA was favored to win by a touchdown. they won 41-24. i wsa there. fuckin awesome game.

[Rekart]

I belive I did pick the Canes over Clemson

And what a tough pick that was.

[Curtis]

its looking like the Gatorfucks and the Semifags are going to win tonight. I really thought Tennessee would have beaten the Gators.

[doyle]

i can't even take joy in the eagles' loss or look forward to rubbing it in everyone's faces after the notre dame game today.

shit.

[Sex Cauldron]

Jesus I'm a fucking genius.

How much did you win?

Just got back from the GT/UConn game. Great seats, about 20 feet away from where Calvin Johnson was sitting. Well, when he wasn't terrorizing UConn's defense. Actually the defense played pretty well, you just can't turn the ball over 4 times against a better team and expect to win.

[Orange-Neck]

I won the respect of my peers.

What a pathetic offensive game from Tennessee. The special teams played like they belong in the special math class. Urban owes Fulmer a thank You card because they gift wrapped the game for them.

[gravymaster]

Fuck.

[CMQ]

Snowman's Ha Ha awards week 3
http://suckful.net/img/ha_ha.jpeg
The winner of week 3's Ha Ha award is the Notre Dame Fighting Irish for losing to the 7th best team in the Big 10 (In my view) for the fifth straight time after beating powerhouse Michigan and Pittsburgh earlier this year and being ranked number 10 overall.

Other Nominees
Oklahoma for letting U.C.L.A win by 17 points
Stanford for losing to division 1-AA team UC Davis
Arkansas for losing in their game against USC by 53 points

[Spartan]

I don't even remember last night's game.

help me out

[Orange-Neck]

I'm going to smash my head into a door multiple times to forget it.

[Spartan]

well...

what went wrong comrade? I mean, i was just as pissed off as I would've been if i knew what was going on, but I don't really know what happened in the game that well.

[Cole]

hah, that arkansas game was fucking hilarious.

i don't know if bama is better than i thought or if usc's defense is just awful. i think it's a combination of both. that defense didn't even know how to tackle. did you see brown's touchdown? he "broke" three tackles, but in all honesty, no gamecock even tried to wrap him up. they just ran into him with their arms at their sides and apparently expected him to fall down.

[Orange-Neck]

I watched the first half but fell asleep at halftime because i have strep throat or some shit, but the highlights were comically bad. Florida blocked a punt at the 2 yard line. The punter decided he wanted to fake a punt later on in the game and threw a pitiful floater, again giving Florida excellent field position, These bonehead plays pretty much gave florida thier second half points.

[Spartan]

exactly cole...usc's defense looked like a different squad out there. but alabama's got their offense intact again this year, if they can be healthy. not to mention their already rock solid defense that returns from last year.

I saw some of the arkansas-usc game (well, it was on anyways) because of my rabid arkansas friend. it was a fucking disaster.

[DAntae]

first off a day after having the best fan experience of my life, I am a bit sore from the sun. however having seen games in the acc,big east,and even big 10...I can say without a doubt none of them had the excitement of a mid-level game in the sec.

first off the crowd was incredible, had to be at least 12,000 bama fans in attendance. the opening was incredible. the usc alumni toast, followed by the introduction of "cocky" to the audience. the game was pretty bad. croyle looked incredible cole. all his passes except for 2 were perfect. bama receivers dropped lots of passes. when he ran with the ball he made the gamecocks defense look even more pathetic.

however shula should have ran the ball even more. it worked all day, so why not keep at it. no one on the sc team actually impressed me, except for that canadian tight end. he was as good a blocker as I have seen. even caught the only pass tossed his way. the gamecock fans are so loyal. listening in the call in shows on the ride home. the optomism is incredible.

spurrier will get it turned around, so people better take their shots now. give the guy two years and he will field a team competing for a sec title. also seeing all those chesty southers girls wearing shirts with I Love Cocky...or hats with the word "COCKS" made me smile all day. I rooted for bama, but as the game went on my hatred for them emerged and I got into the name calling with the sc fans.

tailgating was a blast. soon to be brother-in-law has season tickets. actually has 4 for each home game. his wife since having the kid doesnt like sitting in the heat, so I will attend all of them this season. awwww yeah.

yay Va. Tech
yay Auburn

Notre Dame what the fuck?

[DAntae]

what a fun and happening thread.

tighers vs. vols...I like the vols.

[Spartan]

forget that.

[Curtis]

Miami will crush Colorado, they got there swagger back. BOOK IT

[Rekart]

Boise State would crush Colorado. Tell me when Miami starts playing real teams.

[Spartan]

oh, they're just in the acc for no apparent reason. not to mention they booked Colorado in 2000. Think before you speak.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v109/thespartan117/2005-01.jpg

[DAntae]

this season looks like the acc and pac 10 are the top conferences. big 10 and big xII are down. sec is balanced as always, just dont see that one lights out team there yet. I understand its real early in the season, but its what I see on the field so far.