Last Seinfeld Episode You Watched

[buh]

This is kinda like the Last Movie You Watched, Last Simpsons Episode You Watched Threads

This just might be a succesfull thread if we all post in it

The Chinese Restaurant 5/5

[OldCootAbe]

The one with Elaine's cousin Holly and the wake up guy

2.75/5 Grade: C

Don't know the title, offhand

[Wavy Gravy]

"The Parking Space"

4.5/5 You gotta love those "nothing happens" episodes.

[IdRathaHavaBeer]

The Pen

[Winger]

The one with Elaine's cousin Holly and the wake up guy

2.75/5 Grade: C

Don't know the title, offhand

"It's actually a line my butcher uses when we're chewing the fat."
I love that line.

[Thrillhouse24]

soup nazi

5/5

[homer5000]

The Statue. 5/5

Gotta love Kramer as the police...

[lolpenis_taco]

The Boyfriend: A-

[sweetmercifulcrap]

The Pony: B+

[Rnymd]

"The Chinese Restaurant" - A-

[Tomacco]

The Letter - 4/5

[lolpenis_taco]

The Pez Dispenser- 4/5

[terriyaki]

Soup Nazi: A

[conor.]

I watched two last night while gointosleep.

"The Library"
-Got love bookmen the library cop

"The Pen"
-"You Took Jerry's Pen!"

[Thrillhouse24]

The Marine Biologist 5/5

[Dr Zaius]

The Statue. 5/5

Gotta love Kramer as the police...

"Make love to the wall, pervert!"


I watched The Airport just half an hour ago on Paramount. One of my faves.

[Thrillhouse24]

the dinner party 4/5

[lolpenis_taco]

The Letter: B+
The Jacket: B

[buh]

Sorry, I am bumping this thread up because the new DVD set is out. Anyway.

"The Abstinence": 3.5/5

"Emphysema, birth defects, cancer. But not this. Jerry, my face is my livelihood. Everything I have I owe to this face." (Kramer)

[Drew]

The one where everyone eats candy bars with fork and knife
and "Man Hands" before that.

[buh]

I actually watched "The Voice", about 5 minutes ago. 5/5

Great episode!

"Hellooooo!" (Jerry)

"Mr. Kramer says 'Hey buddy'!" (Darren)

[billi vanilli]

The Contest

come on now can I not give it a 5/5?!

it would be a crime.

[lindsay]

The Handycap Spot - 8.5/10

[cired]

The Trip parts I & II. B

[chiefdan]

The Revenge: 5/5

[buh]

The Robbery 4/5

Oh man, how can any "Seinfeld" episode NOT be good?


"I like that..."

[chiefdan]

The Conversion: 4.5/5

[buh]

The Virgin 4.5/5
The Opera 4.5/5
The Cheever Letters 5/5

[cired]

The Pitch/The Ticket: A

[SubSane]

The one where George puts a mickey in his boss's drink. 4/5.

[lindsay]

The Pilot - 10/10

[buh]

Hey, same.

"The Pilot" 10/10, great episode, have not seen it for ages.

[SideshowTim]

the junior mint - 10/10

[Keller]

The Comeback 9/10

[chiefdan]

The Fusille Jerry: 10/10

[Dr Zaius]

The Opposite
I just love where George yells at those two guys at the cinema.

"Are you sure you don't want to come up? It's only 9:00."
"I don't think so. We barely know each other."
"...Who are you George Costanza?"
"I'm the opposite of every guy you ever met."

[cired]

The Wallet & The Watch

Both: A-

Kramer's hair catching on fire is my absolute favorite Seinfeld moment.

[lindsay]

The Fusille Jerry - 10/10
The Comeback - 9/10

[billi vanilli]

the tape

4/5

'you mean like this?'

george's look = comedy gold

[buh]

"The Smelly Car" Comedy gold! 10/10

[chiefdan]

The Understudy: 4.75/5

[buh]

The Trip Parts 1 and 2 5/5

[Green_Peaness]

The Wife - A-

[Paul]

I'm sick of hearing how great this show is so I guess the only thing I can do is watch it and see what all the fuss is about. Someone recommend me one or two episodes.

[Ihaveblink]

The Library is great starter.

The Face Painter - A-

"Gotta support the team!"

[Green_Peaness]

The best episode for a newbie to watch, in my opinion, is "The Label Maker". It's the quintessential Seinfeld episode, with good shticky Kramer and Newman, the best "Hello, Newman" ever, overlapping plots, catch phrases regifting and degifting, not to mention it's just a great well-paced episode. It all feels very Seinfeldy.

Also, check out The Pez Dispenser, The Boyfriend, The Contest, The Outing, The Marine Biologist, The Opposite and The Race (I think I just listed all my A+'s)

[SideshowTim]

the marine biologist.

[Ryan]

The Fusilli Jerry, 4/5

[Toli]

Everyones watching they're dvds. I'll join the klub.

The understudy- 3.5/5

[lindsay]

The Non-Fat Yogurt - 9/10
The Barber - 8/10

[Art_Vandelay]

The Soup A
The Mom and Pop Store A
The Secretary A-
The Switch A+
The Race A+
The Label Maker A+


Does anybody know when seasons 7 & 8 are coming?

[Rnymd]

I'm sick of hearing how great this show is so I guess the only thing I can do is watch it and see what all the fuss is about. Someone recommend me one or two episodes."The Contest" and "The Outing". They are both from Season 4, so if you were intending to buy the dvd's then I'd buy Season 4 first. It's the first really great season (probably the best season ever actually.) Believe me, "Seinfeld" is greater than any of the shows that you listed in your top ten TV shows list recently.

Anyway, "The Cigar Store Indian" - B+

[Ihaveblink]

I thought Season 3 was really good. The Pen, The Library, The Note, The Parking Garage, The Red Dot, The Pez Despenser are all classics.

[Green_Peaness]

Yeah, season 3's awesome. Everyone's in character by then and the writers know what they're doing. It might even be my favorite season as the other classic seasons are more flawed (season 4 with the pilot arc, season 5 with about three D-range episodes, season 6 not enough really memorable episodes)

[Art_Vandelay]

Which season 5 episodes do you consider to be D-range? The lowest rating I've given a season 5 ep is a C, for The Bris.

[brody]

The Soup Nazi: A+

[Green_Peaness]

Which season 5 episodes do you consider to be D-range? The lowest rating I've given a season 5 ep is a C, for The Bris.

The Bris - D-
The Stand-in - D+
The Barber - D+

The Bris is just horrible throughout imo. I hate the moyle character with a passion.

The Stand-in was significantly hurt by the lame little people story and the horrible acting by the little people themselves. The rest of the episode ain't great either. George wanting to keep seeing a woman to spite someone else is a stretch, even for George. It's not very amusing anyway. Elaine's "took it out" stuff is okay, but it felt like it should've been funnier.

The Barber was fun to watch at first, but on repeat viewings I realized the music is holding this episode up. It's an incredibly thin and unsubtle episode. The inside look is revealing...Larry David thought the episode was lacking, hence the music was added to go along with the extra-broad barber characters.

[Art_Vandelay]

The Scofflaw A+
The Beard A-
The Kiss Hello A
The Doorman A-

[buh]

the soup 5/5
the mom and pop store 5/5

but for paul, watch "the soup nazi", "the cigar store indian" and "the note". they are truely good episodes, as is "the contest".

[Paul]

The Contest - 4/5
Pretty darned funny.

[Green_Peaness]

The Pool Guy - C+ This is THE exact point that I think George's character jumped the shark. Kramer's movie phone stuff almost saves it.

[Ihaveblink]

The Barber is one of my favorite episodes.

"That Edward Scissorhands, he make a me cry!"

Cracks me up every time.

[lindsay]

The Marine Biologist - 10/10
The Dinner Party - 10/10
The Pie - 9.5/10
The Stand-In - 7/10

[Art_Vandelay]

The Jimmy A+
The Doodle A
The Fusilli Jerry A+
The Diplomat's Club A-
The Face Painter A
The Understudy A

[SideshowTim]

the old man: 9/10

[Keller]

The Robber 4/5

[Green_Peaness]

The Jimmy A+
The Doodle A
The Fusilli Jerry A+
The Diplomat's Club A-
The Face Painter A
The Understudy A

Isn't season 6 awesome? Except for The Understudy, I agree with your grades there..

The Chaperone - C (Misusage of Kramer; they took the "knows everything" part of his character too far making him irritating, and that whole plot isn't engaging.)
The Big Salad - A-
The Pledge Drive - A-
The Chinese Woman - B+
The Couch - A-
The Gymnast - B (Falls apart starting when they're at the circus. Had A+ potential.)

[SideshowTim]

the couch: 10/10

[lindsay]

The Hamptons - A+
"I was in the pool! I was in the pool!"

[brockman1988]

I don't remember the title and it was a few weeks ago but the one where Kramer comes back from Fantasy Baseball Camp ("I punched Mickey Mantle in the mouth!"). A

[Ihaveblink]

The Seineld Cronicals - C

[Green_Peaness]

The Butter Shave - B+
The Serenity Now - B
The Slicer - C
The Strike - B-
The Reverse Peephole - B (great first act, then goes downhill fast)
The Burning - B
The Frogger - D+
The Maid - C
The Puerto Rican Day Parade - C-

Yeah...season 9 never breaks into A territory imo. Even the best episodes have at least one lame story (example: The Serenity Now with Kramer's screen door.)

[lindsay]

The Jimmy - A
The Doodle - B+

[brockman1988]

The Finger (I believe that's the title)

Jerry goes on the pledge drive and cashes his Nana's bounced checks. Hilarious. Also, the waitress keeps giving George the finger. A-

[Art_Vandelay]

It's called The Pledge Drive.

[Ihaveblink]

The Statue - B
The Stand In - B+

[lindsay]

The Fusselli Jerry - A

[Green_Peaness]

Good Times, Bad Times - D+
Male Unbonding - C+
The Stakeout - B-
The Robbery - C
The Stock Tip - C-

[SideshowTim]

the fusselii jerry: 10/10

[buh]

the cigar store indian 5/5

one of my favourites at the moment.

[lolpenis_taco]

I had no idea this thread existed.

The Chinese Restauraunt- A+
The Van Buren Boys- B+
The Stock Tip- B
The Pony Remark- C+

[Ihaveblink]

The Revenge - B

[Green_Peaness]

The Jimmy - A
The Doodle - B-
The Fusilli Jerry - A+
The Diplomat's Club - A
The Face Painter - B
The Understudy - C

[conor.]

The Marine Biologist A+

i didnt know that the whole monolouge at the end was the first time they went through it, that makes it even better.

"And the Sea was angry that day my friends"

[Ihaveblink]

"Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli."

I love that line.

[brockman1988]

George: "I looked in the eye of the mighty fish."
Jerry: "Mammal."
George: "Whatever."

[SideshowTim]

the puffy shirt: 10/10

[Ihaveblink]

The Note - A-

[barts friend]

The Pilot A-

[conor.]

The Race A-

"I CHOOSE NOT TOO RUN"

[Green_Peaness]

The Engagement - B+
The Postponement - B
The Maestro - A-

Just before things started slipping

[Ihaveblink]

The Pen - A+
The Library - A+

[lindsay]

(i can't remember the name of the episode, but it's the one where george starts sleeping under his desk, Jerry gets his apartment redone, Kramer swims in the East River, and Elaine's boyfriend gets her a mattress) : B

The Mom and Pop Store: A

[SideshowTim]

the trip (pts. 1+2): 7/10

george's character seems....different in this episode.

[Ihaveblink]

The Parking Garage - B+

[lolpenis_taco]

The Nap- C-
The Mango- B

[Toli]

The one where George asks Susan to marry him- 3/5

[Green_Peaness]

The Wink - A-
The Hot Tub - B

Two consecutive episodes both dealing with waking up late. Has anyone else noticed this?

[lolpenis_taco]

The Puffy Shirt- A

[Ihaveblink]

The Nose Job - B

[Green_Peaness]

The Yada Yada - A- Wtf is this episode doing in season 8, adjacent to wacky mediocre episodes "The Nap" and "The Millenium". Anyway, this is mostly a classic except for another Micky appearance, and Elaine offering sex to the adoption agent, which may be her most OOC moment ever (and it doesn't help that she was obviously pregnant, lol). This is probably the last episode (and arguably the first since season 7) to not rely on strange situations or characters in addition to having a healthy dose of great dialogue. Just my opinion.

[SideshowTim]

the virgin: 9/10

[Talking Pie]

The Wink 4/5

[conor.]

after watching commentary on The Opposite finally decided to check out some of these buddy rich bootleg tapes, and my god, i cant stop laughing.

[grissom]

The Parking Space - 8/10

[box elder]

i know this isn't a Q&A thread, but what is the deal with George's brother? He's mentioned having a brother on more than one occasion, but we never see him and he's very rarely mentioned. did they just pretend that it didn't exist after the first few seasons?

[Ihaveblink]

The Boyfriend - A

So many great moments.

Kramer: ...then I said. "I'm hit!!!"

[Green_Peaness]

i know this isn't a Q&A thread, but what is the deal with George's brother? He's mentioned having a brother on more than one occasion, but we never see him and he's very rarely mentioned. did they just pretend that it didn't exist after the first few seasons?

Yeah, they just forgot. Elaine also had a sister, though we never see her family anyway.

There are several instances of writers apparently forgetting what happened in the past. George said he'd never told any girl "I love you" in The Face-Painter, but he said it to a girl in "The Ex Girlfriend" from season 2. In (I think) The Wink episode, Jerry wonders if he'd rather date a blind woman or a deaf woman, but he already dated a deaf woman in "The Lip Reader". I'm sure there's a bunch of others, but those two are very obvious.

The Mango - B-
The Glasses - B-
The Puffy Shirt - B+
The Sniffing Accountant - B
The Bris - D-
The Lip Reader - C+
The Barber - D+
The Non-fat Yogurt - A-

(I know...I think season 5 took awhile to get going)

[Ihaveblink]

The Limo - B-

Yeah, doesn't Jerry mention he has a brother too?

[Green_Peaness]

I found this: http://www.seinology.com/lists/list-siblings.shtml

[Ihaveblink]

The Keys - B+

[Sniper Squirrel]

the one where kramer goes to florida to retire

[Ihaveblink]

The Bris

A fairly wacky episode with the Pig Men and all. But still hilarious.

B+

[Green_Peaness]

The Soup Nazi - A+
The Secret Code - A-
The Pool Guy - C+
The Sponge - B+
The Gum - A
The Rye - A-
The Caddy - B
The Seven - C
The Cadillac - B
The Shower Head - C+
The Doll - C-
The Friars Club - D+
The Wig Master - B+
The Calzone - B+
The Bottle Deposit Pt 1 - C Pt 2 - D-
The Wait Out - C- (Elaine jumps the shark)
The Invitations - C+

The Foundation - D
The Soul Mate - B-
The Bizarro Jerry - A-
The Little Kicks - B+

[brody]

The Cigar Store Indian: A+

[Ihaveblink]

The Butter Shaver

A

[SilverEagle]

Hmm...I don't really remember...

I'm pretty sure it was The Sniffing Accountant. B+ :D

[Green_Peaness]

The Package - B

Other than the very frustrating and pointless Elaine plot (which was a sign of some horrible season 9 subplots to come), this was a hilarious episode. Great George story and gotta love the Newman interrogation scene.

Newman: Everyone knows parcels are rarely damaged in the mail!
Seinfeld: Define rarely.
Newman (close-up showing beads of sweat): Frequently.

The Fatigues - B

A silly episode that works somehow. I love the dramatic camera angles of Frank getting into his painful memory, even though the audience was oddly silent (maybe it's Simpsony humor). Unfortunately the episode ends on a retarded note with Frank flipping tables over. Also, didn't care for all the mentor stuff (what was the point?) but George and Elaine's stories were very good.

[Ihaveblink]

The Stand-In

B+

[Green_Peaness]

The Checks - C- All four stories are a little lame. Jerry with umbrellas, George and his cult thing, Elaine with the "Desperado" boyfriend...all disposable. The Japanese sleeping in the chest of drawers was amusing, but still very silly.
The Chicken Roaster - B A little overrated, still fun.
The Abstinence - B+ I don't buy anything in this episode, but somehow that doesn't bother me. Except for Elaine's boyfriend who's almost a doctor, yet doesn't know how to help someone in emergency. Stupid.
The Andrea Doria - A Best of season 8...it's just so funny.
The Little Jerry - C George's story is the only one I care for. I think this is the first sign of Kramer becoming too cartoonish and over-the-top.
The Comeback - B- Usually "loud George" is really obnoxious to me, but it's amusing here for some reason. Unfortunately, from here on George is screaming at some point or another in damn near every episode. The rest of the episode is okay.
The Money - C- Yaaawn. Only the last couple minutes are very interesting.

[Ihaveblink]

The Couch - B

[Green_Peaness]

The Van Buren Boys - B
The Susie - B+
The Pothole - C
The English Patient - C+
The Nap - C-
The Yada Yada - B- (Changed my mind bigtime on this one. Kramer and Mickey's story is absolutely horrible. The anti-dentite stuff is overrated because it's just too unrealistic, and Elaine's story is pointless. Jerry and George's stories barely save this.)
The Millenium - B-
The Muffin Tops - C+

[Green_Peaness]

The Summer of George - B+

The Butter Shave - B+
The Voice - B+
The Serenity Now - B
The Merv Griffin Show - C-
The Slicer - B-
The Betrayal - C-
The Apology - B
The Strike - C+
The Dealership - D+
The Reverse Peephole - C (very good first act, then the air was let out for the second act)

[Ihaveblink]

The Junk Mail

C

You didn't like the Dealership? I really liked it.

[Green_Peaness]

Well, it's among the most irritating George characterizations for starters. The candy bar lineup is such a dumb idea. Why didn't he just eat them? The worst way George could be written is when he was focused on getting revenge. Other than that, Kramer's plot is also almost painfully dumb. The Jerry / Elaine / Puddy plot is only okay, and it doesn't take much screen time compared to the other plots.

I'm surprised you didn't question my Merv Griffin Show grade...isn't that one almost universally liked?

[Green_Peaness]

The Cartoon - B+ (favorite of season 9)
The Strongbox - B- (most underrated moment of series: digging up the bird. "I dug him up now let's cut him open!")
The Wizard - B
The Burning - C+
The Bookstore - C-
The Frogger - C-

[Green_Peaness]

The Maid - C+

Strange...given the material this episode should've been very funny, but the episode feels tired and oddly paced. Maybe the cast weren't trying right towards the end. There was a definite feeling of apathy, except for Kramer.

[lindsay]

The Contest - 10/10

[shhbly]

The Pony Remark

I like this one, but I think it's overplayed on TBS

[the claw]

"The Cartoon" and "The Strongbox"

both 5/5

[Green_Peaness]

The Finale - C-

It's not all bad.

[Talking Pie]

Puffy Shirt
4/5

[buh]

the mango - 5/5
the glasses - 4/5

[Toli]

The Puffy Shirt- 5/5
The Scofflaw- 4/5

[brody]

The Race: A

I just can't get over how funny it is when the man at the Chinese restaraunt says "You are on our list!"

[buh]

the chaperone - 4.5/5
the big salad - 5/5
the pledge drive - 4/5
the chinese women - 5/5 "your not chinese!"
the couch - 5/5
the gymnast - 4/5

[Dr. Spirograph]

'The Marine Biologist' - 5/5; Hilarious.

[bluemoose]

"The Bizzaro Jerry" 5/5

[PeterGriffin525]

The Reverse Peephole 5/5

[MegaSvensk]

The Pen 5/5

[conor.]

the mango 5/5

[lindsay]

The Cigar Store Indian - 8.5/10
The Foundation - 7.5/10