The Simpsons Character Description Game

[Andy]

RULE: I'm posting the name of a character. The next person posts a description of that character, and the poster after that posts a character who also fits that description. EXAMPLE:

(1st poster) Homer

(2nd poster) Lazy

(3rd poster) Chief Wiggum

(4th poster) Has a son

...and so on.

FIRST ONE:

Ralph

[thecapecoddah]

may have had a lobotomy

[Cosmo Kramer]

Ned Flanders

[SideshowTim]

Regular Charlie Church

[Andy]

The Rev. Timothy Lovejoy

[chiefdan]

wears black most of the time

[Munkybutt]

Diamond Joe's security gaurds

[Rekart]

are horrible

[Gabbo]

Snake

[Andy]

Has died in a THOH

[Gabbo]

Apu

[Van Houten]

has an accent

[Bubble Crum]

Groundskeeper Willie

[okayagain]

Has a temper problem

[Andy]

Homer

[Gabbo]

Edit: PEF posted Homer right before I did

works at the SNPP

[Van Houten]

Smithers

[Munkybutt]

Wears glasses

[Andy]

Database

[SideshowTim]

Is A Nerd

[Van Houten]

Martin

[SideshowTim]

Likes Wearing Hawain shirts

[Van Houten]

John the gay dude

[SideshowTim]

Is Gay?

[Van Houten]

Karl

[SideshowTim]

Is Gay

[Dances In Underwear]

Gay again?

Smithers

[SideshowTim]

Is Gay!

[Dr Zaius]

Titania

[SSJSonic]

Had Sex with Duffman

[Andy]

No one else on the show we know of has had sex with Duffman, so let's just move on from here:

Duffman

[Simpson Purist]

has "died" in many episodes

[George Cauldron]

Hans Moleman

[Andy]

Has had conflicting reports about his age

[thecapecoddah]

mr. burns

[Simpson Purist]

Shot by Maggie

[Andy]

Fat Tony

[Number Two]

wanted Krusty dead

[thecapecoddah]

sideshow bob

[okayagain]

Has been in prison.

[kupomog]

Marge

[Munkybutt]

has blue hair

[thecapecoddah]

milhouse

[okayagain]

Is in Bart's class.

[chiefdan]

Sherri

[Van Houten]

has a sister

[Robbie]

Patty

[Van Houten]

dated Skinner

[kupomog]

Edna Krabappel

[Munkybutt]

smokes

[SideshowTim]

Selma

[thecapecoddah]

voiced by julie kavner

[Andy]

Jacqueline Bouvier

[Munkybutt]

watches Matlock

[Joe]

jasper

[Munkybutt]

has a beard

[Moose of Doom!]

Comic Boom Guy

[Munkybutt]

Dated Skinner's mom

[Number One]

Mckinnon

[chiefdan]

likes sports

[Andy]

/saves thread

Homer

[chiefdan]

likes to bowl

[Eddie]

Homer

likes Kim Basinger's red pumps

[chiefdan]

Smithers

is a dead Flying Hellfish

[SideshowTim]

Ox

is a big four eyed lame-o who wears the same sweater day in day out

[George Cauldron]

Ned Flanders

Is the real Seymour Skinner

[Eddie]

Uhhh...Seymour Skinner?


has had decades of golf cheating

[George Cauldron]

Mr Burns.


Was caught cheating in the Springfield marathon

[duffless89]

Bart (dressed up as an Italian)


is a 'brain-dead slob'

[Andy]

Barney

[George Cauldron]

Kent Brockman also cheated in the marathon (off-screen)

[Eddie]

Apples give him a "hootenany" in his mouth.

[FalloutBoy0724]

Raineer Wolfcastle

[Dances In Underwear]

Actor

[Eddie]

Originally posted by FallOutBoy0724
Raineer Wolfcastle

No. It's Sideshow Mel in "Simpsons Tall Tales". You guys need to read the rules of the game.

[FalloutBoy0724]

I read the rules. I was just wrong.

[chiefdan]

Originally posted by Dances In Underwear
Actor

Bumblebee Man

[Eddie]

got divorced

[FalloutBoy0724]

Kirk Van Houten. (I hope I'm right.)

[Eddie]

has a son

[FalloutBoy0724]

Kearney

[Eddie]

beats up nerds

[FalloutBoy0724]

Dolph

[Eddie]

hangs out with Jimbo

[FalloutBoy0724]

Nelson.

[Eddie]

has a catchphrase

[FalloutBoy0724]

Bart

[Eddie]

helps buy "Radioactive Man" #1

[FalloutBoy0724]

Martin

[Eddie]

holds a birthday party

[duffless89]

Grampa

[Zero the Hero]

Is old.

[chiefdan]

Jasper

[FalloutBoy0724]

Has a beard.

[chiefdan]

The sea captain

[El Barto]

Owns a small business

[Eddie]

Apu

[FalloutBoy0724]

Has more than two children.

[El Barto]

Cletus

[FalloutBoy0724]

Is voiced by Hank Azaria.

[El Barto]

Moe

[I Am Lion-O]

Is always at the bar.

[Mr. Sparkle]

barney

[Eddie]

is friends with Homer

[Gabbo]

Lenny

[Eddie]

is part of a character duo

[Stitchface]

(That bastard PEF stole my old thread,ILL KILL 'EM!)

Bart

[Eddie]

Uhh...I was looking for more along the lines of Eddie/Lou, Patty/Selma, Sherri/Terri, etc., but I guess Bart works if you count Milhouse. Anyway...


is ten years old

[chiefdan]

Wendell

[Stitchface]

Is a skinny little 4th grader

[Eddie]

Richard

[duffless89]

was caught cheating in the Springfield marathon, with no disguise.

(sorry, if that was the wrong way to play, I meant Kent Brockman.)

[Eddie]

What? That's not how you play the game...

[brancely]

uhh...

Bart

[Eddie]

wears a red shirt

[FalloutBoy0724]

Todd Flanders.

[Eddie]

is deeply religious

[chiefdan]

Hyman Krustofsky

[Crotis Jivefunk]

Angry at his son for being a clown.

[Eddie]

Homer (Hey, it works--Bart is the class clown.)

[chiefdan]

Has been in hell

[Eddie]

Marge

[chiefdan]

married a Simpson

[Wezzo]

Ginger

[Eddie]

is a Vegas floozy

[Dennis]

Amber

[Mr. Sparkle]

married more than once

[Eddie]

Selma

[chiefdan]

Appeared in one scene in the "Homer's Odyssey" part of "Tales From the Public Domain"

[Eddie]

Patty

[chiefdan]

is single

[Eddie]

Willie

[chiefdan]

works for Springfield Elementary

[Eddie]

Miss Hoover

[FalloutBoy0724]

Wears glasses

[Eddie]

Milhouse

[FalloutBoy0724]

Was on TV

[Eddie]

Homer

[FalloutBoy0724]

Nearly killed Mr. Burns

[Brentyn]

Maggie

[Eddie]

saved Homer's life

[FalloutBoy0724]

Sideshow Bob

[Eddie]

a cultured psychopath

[FalloutBoy0724]

Frank Grimes...?

[Eddie]

(Cecil would have been better, but oh, well. :D )

dies a tragic death

[FalloutBoy0724]

Maude

[Eddie]

was attracted to Ned

[Mr. Sparkle]

homer(stupid sexy flanders... the personal ad video)

[chiefdan]

has been a mascot

[Eddie]

Capital City Goofball

[duffless89]

is also a mascot.......for Capital City.

[Eddie]

Dancin' Homer

[chiefdan]

loves to dance

[okayagain]

Handsome Pete.

[Eddie]

is handsome

[FalloutBoy0724]

Moe (after his surgery)

[Eddie]

gets revenge

[Gabbo]

Frank Grimes Jr.

[Eddie]

hates Homer

[El Barto]

Fat Tony ( well, maybe not so much, but still...)

[Eddie]

is in the mafia

[chiefdan]

Johnny Tightlips

[Eddie]

is a newer character

[chiefdan]

Frank Grimes, Jr.

[Mr. Sparkle]

was arrested

[Eddie]

Krusty

[Simpson Purist]

is one of Bart's idols

[Eddie]

Lance Murdock

[Gabbo]

almost died

[Eddie]

Homer

[Gabbo]

lazy

[chiefdan]

The Teamsters

[Eddie]

worked on the Radioactive Man movie

[chiefdan]

Rainier Wolfcastle

[Eddie]

is foreign

[IdRathaHavaBeer]

Ooter

[chiefdan]

Gets killed in the THOH segment "Nightmare Cafeteria"

[Eddie]

Jimbo

[Mr. Sparkle]

regularly wears a hat

[I Am Lion-O]

Bumblebee Man

[IdRathaHavaBeer]

is an actor

[Gabbo]

Troy McClure

[IdRathaHavaBeer]

married selma

[Skyegazer]

Sideshow Bob

[Eddie]

has red hair

[Skyegazer]

Grounds keeper Willy

[squishee lady]

Speaks with an accent

[Skyegazer]

Apu

[chiefdan]

Has been shot

[Skyegazer]

Homer

[Gabbo]

married

[Skyegazer]

Marge

[FalloutBoy0724]

Is a wife and mother of 3 children (at least).

[PopeGuss]

Min Jula

[Skyegazer]

A casual girlfriend to Marge

[squishee lady]

Luann Vanhouten

[George Cauldron]

Is not dead.

[Eddie]

Gerald, the baby with one eyebrow

[IdRathaHavaBeer]

Maggie's enemy

[Skyegazer]

That Babysitter, Mrs Bots.

[Gabbo]

insane

[squishee lady]

Cecil

[FalloutBoy0724]

Last name is Terwilliger

[Gabbo]

Bob

[chiefdan]

has rigged something (i.e. an election)

[Skyegazer]

Sideshow Bob

[squishee lady]

has worn a skirt

[FalloutBoy0724]

Groundskeeper Willie

[Butters]

Hates Skinner

[IdRathaHavaBeer]

SuperNintendo Chalmers

[FalloutBoy0724]

Has white hair

[Eddie]

Kent Brockman

[George Cauldron]

Is normally used in crowd scenes and very rarely speaks.

[squishee lady]

Is on TV

[Mr. Sparkle]

Bumblebee Man(for both)

[I shot Mr. Burns]

Wears a costume

[George Cauldron]

I'd have to say Bumblebee Man too.

[IdRathaHavaBeer]

Is Hispanic

[George Cauldron]

Bumblebee Man

[FalloutBoy0724]

Stars in a TV show for little kids.

[George Cauldron]

Bumblebee Man.

[FalloutBoy0724]

Okay, that's getting old.

Krusty the Clown

[Skyegazer]

Had surgery

[FalloutBoy0724]

Bart (Seperated from Hugo)

[Skyegazer]

Has spikey hair

[FalloutBoy0724]

Maggie

[Skyegazer]

Shot a man.

[squishee lady]

The Southern Colonel

[Skyegazer]

Has no real name

[Gabbo]

Pimply Faced Teenager

[Skyegazer]

Annoying voice

[Gabbo]

Yes Guy

[Skyegazer]

based on a real character

[Eddie]

Gil

[Skyegazer]

Had lots of jobs

[Gabbo]

Pimply Faced Teen

[Skyegazer]

Has a funny Mom.

[Gabbo]

Bart

[Skyegazer]

Is ocassionaly nude.

[SideshowTim]

Homer

[Skyegazer]

Fat

[SideshowTim]

Barney

[Skyegazer]

Drinks

[SideshowTim]

Homer

[Skyegazer]

stupid

[Gabbo]

Milhouse

[George Cauldron]

Effeminate

[Gabbo]

John

[George Cauldron]

Collects things.

[Gabbo]

Bart(stamps)