Position:
Master thespian-turned-hardened convict;
second banana on "The Krusty the Clown Show."
Real Name:
Robert Underdunk Terwilliger.
Decryption:
Red spiked hair; green hula skirt; over
sized red shoes that house over sized feet.
Career Pinnacle:
A prison production of "Evita."
Ultimate Dream:
Until recently, to kill Bart Simpson.
Hobby:
Oozing refinement.
Quote:
"Attempted murder. Now honestly, what
is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?"
License plates:
RIP BART DIE BART BART DOA IH8 BART
Prison Number:
24601 (said by Selma)
1211 (on shirt)
Things to do list:
Threaten Bart
Do Laundry
Buy Corn Holders
Notes on the kitchen table:
DEATH TO BART
DEATH BART DEATH
DIE BART DIE
DIE! DIE!
I KILL YOU SCUM
DIE! DIE! DIE!
YOU ARE GOING TO DIE!
YOU'RE DEAD BART
I'M GOING TO KILL YOU
DEATH AWAITS YOU
BART WILL DIE
Sideshow Bob's tattoos:
"Die Bart, Die"
skull and crossbones on left arm
Bart's head on a skateboard; "Ouch Man!"
LUV one one hand, HAT (long A) on the other
Voice:
Kelsey Grammer.
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