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Sideshow Bob has been sent to jail six
times. Now for your reading pleasure, a description and summery of each
major episode he has been in, including some modus operandi pictures, or
things that have helped Bob pull of his schemes:
KRUSTY GETS BUSTED
CASE NUMBER: |
7G12 |
PLAN: This is Sideshow
Bob's first case. His plan is to frame Krusty the Clown and take over his
show because he hates being the center of all his jokes and being mistreated. |
THE DOINGS A-HAPPENING:
Sideshow Bob began as Krusty the Clown's
sidekick. Bart Simpson has always been a great fan of Krusty the Clown.
One day, "Krusty" had showed up at the Kwick-E-Mart, read some magazines,
had a burrito, got his foot stepped on and oh ya, robed The Kwick-E-Mart's
owner, Apu, at gun point. "Krusty" got away with it. Krusty the Clown was
at home when a SWAT team broke down
his door and dragged him to jail. Sideshow Bob then took over and renamed
Krusty's show to Sideshow Bob's Calvacade of Wisdom. On which, he read
novels to children. Meanwhile, Krusty the Clown had been put on trial for
the armed robbery of the Kwick-E-Mart. Bart was there at that trial. He
watched Krusty's little feet go into the trial as Krusty admitted he could
read, he watched the surveillance tape of "Krusty" robbing it and he still
couldn't believe that he had done it. Later, Bart went on S.C.of.W. Bob
noticed that he was looking sad, so he invited Bart up on stage to try
to cheer him up. As Bob was speaking Bart was going over the evidence and
the video tape. And when Bob said "...big shoes to fill..." he realized
that "Krusty" in the video was not Krusty the Clown. He accused Sideshow
Bob and then stepped on his foot. Bart then explained to the police the
Krusty couldn't read, had small feet and had a pace-maker. He explained
that "Krusty" a.k.a. Sideshow Bob in the video, read a magazine, got his
big foot stepped on and ate a microwave burrito. |
FOILED BY:
VERDICT:
RESULT: |
Bart Simpson
Convicted of Framing Krusty and Armed
Robbery
His first of many visits to jail |
THE BLACK WIDOWER
CASE NUMBER: |
8F20 |
PLAN: Bob plans to
marry his prison pen pal, Selma, to get her money and to get revenge at
Bart. |
THE DOINGS A-HAPPENING:
Selma has been having this relationship
with this prisoner, 1211, through a prison pen pal program. The prisoner
is released and comes to dinner with the Simpsons and Selma and Patty.
That prisoner is Sideshow Bob! Bart and Lisa are terrified. However, Sideshow
Bob acts very nice to everyone, and then asks the question to Selma, "Will
you marry me?". She says yes and Bart is very worried. Selma reviels that
she has no sense of smell, when the wedding menu is being made. Also, Sideshow
Bob agrees to go on a walk when ever McGuiver is on. Bob and Selma go off
to a Shelbyville hotel to celebrate their honeymoon. The Simpsons soon
recieve a video tape of the honeymoon just getting started. Bart notices
that Sideshow Bob was making a big deal about a fire place. When Bart is
watching television he relized that Sideshow Bob is going to kill Selma.
Meanwhile, Bob turns on the gas in the hotel room and leaves when McGuiver
starts. He knows that her one cigarette will ignite the whole place, and
that her lack of smell will make her unaware of the gas. Bart tries several
ways to explain this to Homer, he doesn't get it. One try and Marge understands
completly. The apartment explodes and when Sideshow Bob goes into it, he
is confronted by Bart. |
FOILED BY:
VERDICT:
RESULT: |
Bart Simpson, with help from wedding video
Convicted of Attempted Murder
Wiggum blows place up via match from cigar,
Bob in jail |
CAPE FEARE
CASE NUMBER: |
9F22 |
PLAN: Sideshow Bob
set his sights on Bart in this Episode. From his prison cell, Sideshow
Bob had been writing numerous death threats to Bart. His plan was to keep
terrorizing him and then, escape and kill Bart. |
THE DOINGS A-HAPPENING:
After receiving many death letters, written
in blood, Bart Simpson was worried. Bob was put up for parole. When asked
about the tattoo "Die Bart Die", he explained that it simply was German
for "The Bart The". After charming the review board, he was granted parole
and released. The first encounter the Simpsons had with Sideshow Bob was
at a movie theater. Sideshow Bob was sitting in front of the Simpsons,
smoking a cigar and laughing. Homer confronted him and realized who it
was. Bart immediately went into shock, and Marge told Bob to stay away
forever. Because of this encounter, the Simpsons were placed into the Witness
Protection Program. They were renamed the Thompsons and moved to Cape Feare.
Sideshow Bob hid under their car while they were moving. After Homer drove
through a stretch of desert with lots of cactus, and reached their new
home, a riverboat, Sideshow Bob got out from under their car. In a ridiculously
long scene, he kept stepping on rakes. This scene was this long because
they need to fill up sometime. Bart tried to go on with his life, but after
seeing Sideshow Bob many times, he was very worried. Homer did nothing
to help, either. He burst into Bart's room to show him his new hockey mask
and chainsaw, and to cut him some warm brownies. Once this was over, Sideshow
Bob cut the rope on the riverboat so it started to drift. He confronted
Bart and cornered him. Bart, for his last request, asking Bob to sing him
all of "H.M.S Pinafore". Bob did and by the time he was done, the boat
had drifted to Springfield, where the cops where waiting for some reason. |
FOILED BY:
VERDICT:
RESULT: |
Bart Simpson, and the current of the river
Convicted of Guilt
Bart ordering the police around, and Bob
in jail |
SIDESHOW BOB
ROBERTS
CASE NUMBER: |
2F02 |
PLAN: His plan this
time was to get out of prison and run for mayor. Once he had won, he was
going to force the Simpsons to move, and destroy their house. |
THE DOINGS A-HAPPENING:
Lisa had to listen to Birch Barlow for
school. When Bob called into Birch Barlow's show, Lisa
and Homer relaxed it. Bob explained his position and Birch Barlow said
that he was a prisoner of the system. He also said that he must be released!
Lisa brought a radio into Bart's room and told him is mortal enemy was
on the radio. Most of the town heard Birch Barlow's
plea for Bob's release, and a group of supporters, rallied behind him and
went to the Mayor's office to protest. By order of the Mayor, Bob is released
from the island prison. After he has fallen off the island, he is informed
that the boat is on the other side. Bob then decides to run
for mayor. With the support of Birch Barlow and the rest of the republican
party, Bob runs for mayor. He and Quimby go to the school as part of their
campaigns. Bart is confronted by Bob. Bob puts on a little show in front
of the kids to make them like him. Bart and Lisa realize this and go hug
Mayor Quimby. Bob snatches Bart into his limo and puts vote Bob pins on
him. Another stop on the campaign route is a televised debate on FOX. Mayor
Quimby has the flu and Bart has been feeding him, by accident, extra drowsy
medicine. The debate goes great for Bob. Bob ends up winning as mayor.
The construction of the new Matlock Expressway is blocked by the Simpsons
house. Bob informs the Simpsons that if they do not move they will tear
down their house.
Bart and Lisa know Bob didn't win fairly, but they don't have evidence.
With the help of Waylon Smithers, they are told to follow the names that
they have been researching. As it turns out, all of the dead people in
Springfield voted for Bob, including, Snowball I, their dead cat. Just
as the Simpson house is about to be torn down, Lisa and Bart confront Bob.
They take him to court and trick him into admitting it was him. |
FOILED BY:
VERDICT:
RESULT: |
Bart and Lisa Simpson, with Smithers help
Convicted of Election Fraud
Participates in the prison's crew race
against Yale in Springfield Minimum Security |
SIDESHOW BOB'S LAST GLEAMING
CASE NUMBER: |
3F08 |
PLAN: This time, Sideshow
Bob held the entire town of Springfield ransom, his demands, to get rid
of television. After escaping from a prison work session at the airbase,
Sideshow Bob stole a H-bomb and ransomed the Airshow, along with Springfield. |
THE DOINGS A-HAPPENING:
Because of the laughter of his cell mates,
Bob ruined his model of Webminster Abby in a bottle. Outraged, he went
into a speech about how horrible television was. When he and other prisoners
were taken to the Springfield Airbase to clean for the upcoming airshow,
his anger was fueled even more when his huge pile of condom wrappers were
blown away by an jet passing over him. Later that night, he hatred for
television grew when a star he knew was reduced to being on a sitcom. The
next day when he was back at the Airbase, he was told to "get busy" by
Chief Wiggum. Bob replied, "Oh I'll get busy, very busy indeed. Bwahahaha...",
indicating that he was up to no good. He sneaked away and commandeered
a General's private washroom. Imitating the verbal scolding that he received,
he got access to a hanger with bombs in it. He then took one and set up
base in the Duff Beer Blimp, which was stationed on the ground. The Airshow
had begun, when Bob seized control of Trivano Vision and announced that
they must abolish television in two hours, and, oh ya, he had a bomb. The
Simpsons family, who were at the airshow, panicked. Bart stayed behind
because he wanted to see all the action, Lisa stayed to try to get Bart.
Anyways, a committee is formed to find Bob, they can't. So television is
demolished. Sideshow Bob wins? No. Krusty the Clown has gone to the Alkily
Flats to broadcast from the emergency channel. Bob, in anguish, is about
to blow the bomb. Lisa,
figures that he is in the Blimp because of his high voice. Bart and Lisa,
burst into the blimp and try to stop Bob, no avail. He detonates the bomb.
It is, however, a dud. Bob grabs Bart and is about to kill him when he
hears the police surround the blimp, Lisa has sent a message to the police
using the display board. While all this has been happening, Marge and Homer
have been trying to get back into the airshow. Bob cuts through the blimp
and takes him and Bart into a Harrier Jet. He can't take off, so he high-jacks
the Wright Brothers' Plane. He is followed, slowly, by Homer, Marge and
Lisa in there car, and the population of the Airbase, walking. He heads
towards the shack where Krusty is broadcasting, planning to kill him. Bart
tries to talk him out of it, but he crashes into the shack full speed.
Nothing happens. He and Bart fall out of the plane, Krusty is safe and
the Airforce and police arrive. |
FOILED BY:
VERDICT:
RESULT: |
Bart and Lisa Simpson
Convicted of Guilt
Wright Brother's Plane crushed by tank
and Bob in jail |
THE BROTHER
FROM ANOTHER
SERIES
CASE NUMBER: |
4F14 |
PLAN: This time the
plan came from the evil, new, mastermind, Cecil, Sideshow Bob's brother.
He embezzled money for concrete from the Springfield Dam construction project
to keep to himself. After which, he would blow up the dam to cover-up any
evidence. Everyone in the town would think it was Sideshow Bob. Cecil wanted
to frame Bob because he wanted the money and Bob stole the role of Krusty's
Sidekick, from Cecil, many years ago. It was a good coincident that Sideshow
Bob, Bart, and Lisa ended up in the Dam after finding out Cecil's plan,
that meant he could eliminate them too. |
THE DOINGS A-HAPPENING:
Sideshow Bob, now truly reformed, was
released from prison, by Reverend Lovejoy, via the Worker's Release program.
Sideshow Bob thought no one who hire a 5 time loser like him, but someone
did, his Brother. When Bart heard the news of Bob's release, he immediately
when to the jail, along with other protesters, to protest. However, Sideshow
Bob was released. Things started off well, Bob went to work for (not with)
his brother at the construction of the Springfield
Dam, as Construction Supervisor. He was however, agitated, by some of the
lower class workers, that he had to deal with. Meanwhile, Bart had convinced
Lisa to help him search for evidence that proved Sideshow Bob was up to
no good. Doing so, he rummaged through Bob's trash, spied on him in many
locations, which, in turn, ruined Bob's only chance with Edna Krabapple.
Sideshow Bob became very annoyed by this. Finally, Bart and Lisa found
something. Over a million dollars, cash, was in a briefcase in Bob's office.
Further investigating, by Lisa, found that large supplies of concrete had
been embezzled. When Bob went to his office, the children lead him on a
chase through the dam. That ended in a room where the children confronted
Bob, and he realized Cecil was in charge of the concrete. Cecil showed
up and locked them in the room after revealing his plan to blow up the
dam "One minute to sunrise". Bob lead the children down a water pipe and
to freedom. Bob and Lisa, where about to defuse the bomb, when Bart was
thrown off the edge by Cecil, who Bart tried to surprise him. Cecil lost
his gun and the money while Bob, without second thoughts, leapt off the
dam and rescued Bart. When the police arrived, Chief Wiggum would not listen
to both Bart's and Lisa's testimony that Bob was innocent. |
FOILED BY:
VERDICT:
RESULT: |
Bart and Lisa Simpson, and Sideshow Bob
Wrongly Convicted of Guilt
Fighting over top bunk in jail, with Cecil |

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